Phillip Dale Monkress; phony SEAL in FL

| May 9, 2013

The discussion on Monkress has moved here.

Editor’s Note: Monkress needed a bump up to the top. His lawyer is sending threatening letters to our friends and I guess she decided after a phone call with me, that her threats would only be a day’s welcomed distraction. Someone is walking the halls of Congress with Monkress’ DD214 today asking questions. I’ve added some more evidence that Monkress called himself a Navy SEAL, which seems to be their defense these days, that he never said he was a SEAL. So Lori Benton of Ford & Harrison, Attorneys at Law, you know our number.

Someone sent us some information on Phillip Dale Monkress who was outed late last year by POW Network as a phony SEAL, but he’s still rockin’ the lie, so it’s time to call out the pitchfork brigade. Here’s picture of him in his motorcycle club, the US Military Veterans’ Motorcycle Club;

Notice the Trident peaking out from his vest? Well, here are his records;

Aside from the fact that Captain Larry Bailey, a real SEAL, says there’s no record of Monkress in the system, his records don’t mention BUD/S, well, unless a Computer System Maintenance Technician is the same as a SEAL in Navy talk. Here are his assignments;

He’s the CEO and president of “All-Points Logistics” in Titusville, FL, and according to the screenshots at POW Network, he works with US government contracts and claims he’s a Native-American. I wonder if that is even true, as well, since clearly, he wasn’t a SEAL. Someone at the DVA OIG ought to check on his claims of being a 100% disabled veteran, too.

ADDED: It seems the lawyers are trying to make the point that Monkress never called himself a SEAL, but here’s a page from the Brevard Business News which reprints a slide presentation in their publication;

Monkress APL ad
And an alert reader found a Florida Today article behind a pay wall. Scroll down and you’ll see where the article calls Monkress a Navy SEAL. Where’d the reporter get that idea?

Florida Today Monkress article
Here’s an ad that BBN ran in their publication about a business conference. But Monkress never claimed to be a SEAL, right?

BBN Ad

Category: Phony soldiers

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julie wEir

lets just say that I LOVE GOOGLE….
But the fun stuff in any search is usually a few pages in….

rb325th

@ Julie, oh…. so he is the dumbass who admitted to multiple violations of the law on here. Real rocket scientist that one.

Ex-PH2

Oh, crap, I almost missed my duty on the Google hits part:

Philip Dale Monkress is a monkey’s ass, or in German, Affenteil.

Paul has Mann Brustwarzen.

julie wEir

Yes, yes he is….

ChipNASA

@1054

As George Takei would say……”OH MYYYYY”…….

23.Pages.Of Records. (although there were two birth dates listed. )

Green Thumb

@989.

I believe you have it right. I spent a few minutes looking over the threads and 1) he admits the lie; 2) he admits making threats; and 3) he makes it clear that he will fight this along as he can.

Phildo “Shitbaggins” Monkress:

You are a liar and a clown. You have taken advantage of people for your own end. You got caught and then blamed everyone else.

Your false military, law enforcement and Native American claims will be your undoing.

You sir are a coward and a loser of he first order.

To this end, I hereby nominate you for the First Annual “Green Turd” Award. I am sure (w/ that phony Valdosta State degree) that you understand the merit of this award.

Will the real COL please stand up?

2/17 Air Cav

Paul, Derrick, assorted screen names. I am sooooooooooooo confused. Maybe, one day, some one can work up a PP presentation to explain this thread. I am so lost it hurts.

Ex-PH2

Chip, SEALs wore spandex? For real? I know wetsuits are annoying things, but I had no idea.

Valkyrie

Oh My… indeed. Birth date, phone number, e-mail, high school, every anti-woman comment on the web. Man, I love living in this day and age. There is Nothing private anymore.

What a tangled web we do weave. (paraphrase)

ChipNASA

@1064
Ex-PH2
Actually I was with some of them when they were dressing before an operation and I saw this total buffed out badass putting on pantyhose and I was all like WTF and didn’t *dare* say a *word* out of not only being polite but not wanting to die a gruesome death….as a young AF SSgt I had *some* brains and the guy looked over at me watching him and he said….”Yeah, it’s cool…we wear pantyhose under our gear because 1.) it keeps us warm and 2.) it helps us slip in and out of our gear more easily and I was all like…”Ahhhhhhh” SMART!!!!

TSO

TSO at 43 with no legal career to speak of in Indiana

Actually Paul K, I am 42, and part of the reason I have no legal career would be that I don’t have a law office. Nor do I intend to. I prefer going to Africa, Afghanistan etc and write magazine articles for 3 million readers.

Also, I won’t be dealing with interns on this one, you’ll have to trust me for now. But, a little research will show I worked on Capitol Hill as a lobbyist for quite a while, testified before the Judiciary Commitee, Vets Affairs, DoD Approps subcommittee etc. So I did meet a few people.

Valkyrie

Julie – Did you say he was married? Why would he be on 3 different dating web sites?

Valkyrie

Paul – You might want to put some ice, on that BURN!!!

Ex-PH2

Chip, I know skating tights keep you warm on the ice when you’re competing or at practice. They’re designed to wick away moisture, which gives you an edge. I still have all of mine and add them as a layer to everything else when I go out on trails in the winter time. I thought maybe it was because wetsuits can pinch certain spots.

I have been enlightened. Thank you!

Valkyrie

The one from TSO, I meant.

TSO

BTW- Your sister Karen still working at Twitter?

Ex-PH2

Paul, poopoohead, stop stealing your wife’s clothes.

That attempt at slamming people you don’t know with pejoratives like low-income renters: I own my home. It’s paid for. Yours isn’t.

In fact, I’d venture to say that most people here are tax-paying homeowners, so you lose on that slam, too, numbnuts.

JAGC

There is truth to the old adage about being careful who you associate with. According to public record in Montgomery County, MD, a Paul K. Wickre of Bethesda has one heck of a record. Arrested for resisting arrest; ordered by the court in 2003 to “TO REFRAIN FROM MAKING ANY ABUSIVE, HARASSING, OR ANNOYING CALLS” to various police officers; probation violation; foreclosure; assault; false statements to an officer; reckless driving; disturbing the peace; guilty of telephone threats in 1996; and believe it or not, there are many more…

Twist

I may not own a house yet, but my wife and I are currently looking for my retirement abode in Alaska.

julie wEir

I need to know if Paul Wickre is acting as an EXECUTIVE MEMBER of APL! does that mean APL is ultimately responsible for the threats?
How does that work?

julie wEir

And is there any consequence that his wife works for/in Congress???

Ex-PH2

@1074, you mean it’s possible that our little fiend has priors? And if it is the same person, the documentation herein has just added to that pile.

Well now, well now. Ain’t that something?!?!?!?! Looky here, Elltee, what do you think might be hiding in this hole?

Bobo

Wow, it looks like someone really doesn’t like police officers based on the court records.

rb325th

@1076, if he is using company hardware/software to do what he has been, then I would imagine his company has some liability whether it be civil or criminal.

julie wEir

I just wonder what happened to all the web pages that have Paul Wickre as an ALL POINTS LOGISTICS employee and Program Manager of the FirstSource contract went?
That’s very strange it’s not listed in any of his LinkedIn profiles?
That smells like premeditation & malice/forethought to me….
Makes it hard to “tie” him to APL but then there is the TRUTH…

julie wEir

Oh VAL what dating websites?
Do tell!
I gotta check this out for myself!
Hurry, you know he’s sweating in those spandex…

Valkyrie

Crap, I lost the page, I’ll look for it again. It was a site that showed all the web sites he interacts with and it had Match, Plenty O’ Fish and that other sleazy one.

OWB

Will admit to being rather dumbfounded by this entire bit of fakery and however what followed should be characterized. A few moments ago, I had a realization. Will share it in case others might benefit from my ignorance and subsequent awakening.

What the minions here at TAH are doing is research. Every bit of it is done within legal limits and is being collected for current and potential entertainment, legal action, and/or education.

What the faker and his idiot followers are doing is also research, but they do not seem to see any legal limitations with either the acquisition or use of what they discover. So, their delusions led them to violating multiple laws in multiple jurisdictions. They also demonstrate an apparent unwillingness to stop violating assorted laws in assorted jurisdictions.

What a bunch of loons. Are we certain that they are not being funded by Code Pink?

julie wEir

Is CODE PINK, SPANDEX?

Bobo

Do you think that he’ll be able to park his ’87 and ’89 XJS’s in the prison yard? It looks like he already has one parole violation. Any idea if he is still visiting the PO? That might make for an interesting conversation.

Also, any idea when we can hear the outcome of monkeyass’ DUI case? I hope that the prosecutor gets a chance to ask him about SEAL Team 4 under oath.

Valkyrie

They were listed here a while ago but now only OK Cupid is left. I started to post it but I didn’t want to be a comment hog, I figured everyone was searching so they would see it. I’ve screen saved it this time in case it disappears. It’s under the “Pwickredjw0001 is available on these social sites.” Two of them are no longer listed. (pretty sure I’ve got the right one. Paul K. right?)

http://www.peekyou.com/username=pwickredjw0001

julie wEir

Paul K yep! I remember it because K….Karmoy….
See it’s a Jedi mind trick

Valkyrie

That is awesome. It also shows we’re being monitored right now, and he’s trying like a crazy person to clean up his web foot prints. So I guess for him just normal.

Twist

OWB, I’m no legal expert, but I would think that posting a person’s SSN (TSO) on a blog could be illegal. I’m sure the intent was to cause some harm by posting it so an identity thief would get it.

Flagwaver

That’s strange, I just got a call from an unlisted asking me to account for my activity “on a blog called This Ain’t Hell.” The number came from a 321 area code. When I asked them to identify themselves, they just restated their question and told me that if I withheld any information, I would be liable.

Now, I’m not more than basically-versed in the legal system, but an actual law enforcement agency would identify themselves as such. I told the gentleman that I wouldn’t answer any questions until he told me who he was working with. He hung up.

I came on here because I remembered that there was harassment on this story, but over 1000 posts? Holy Crap. Looks like I took a little too much time off from the blog.

ChipNASA

Just a comment…..

What is the largest number of comments in a thread??

julie wEir

Yes, I’m sure he’s panicked & not quite sure what to do. He’s busted.
So, Paul, what else ya got sister ? Besides spandex, sexually repressed issues and hatred of all NON WHITE MALE humans?
No response? What??? Your meds haven’t kicked in yet?

Lets go Mr. Protector of CAPITAL?
We know you are reading and refreshing every 1 min so, why are you hiding?
You conjured this!
PLAY BALL!

Valkyrie

Twist- I think the stalking, hacking, and personal threats to Jonn the Roths TSO and Julie would be more then enough for legal grounds. But I neither am a lawyer. (but I play one on TV) (no, I really don’t)

julie wEir

FLAGWAVER please post the number that called you.

Valkyrie

321 area code is for the area Phil lives in, and it’s for cell phones from the central Florida area.

Hondo

321 area code, you say? Gee, that’s the area code for Brevard County, FL. It also includes the Titusville/Canaveral area.

julie wEir

I triple dog dare them to call me…
My number is still posted on this thread…

Lets Go! Ready & WAITING, PAUL!

Frankly Opinionated

Flagwaver: 321 Area Code could well be Merritt Island, as well as the Greater Orlando area.
Has “activity” at a blog, any blog, become something that can be controlled/questioned, short of actual courtroom questions?
If I knew that 321 number I could do some followup on it. I have “blue collar” friends who could assist me with this.

julie wEir

I’m ready for attacks by his PLAN B

Valkyrie

Cell phones from AT&T and a few of the throw away phones that are pay as you go.

I’m sorry to add so many comments. I’m easily excitable and I hit the comment button before I’m through with my thought. I’ll put a hold on that. Sorry (blushing)

Frankly Opinionated

Awwww Crap! Sorry Monkeyass, but I forgot to credit you in my comment above. Hey Goooooooooooooooooooooooogle; Phony SEAL Phillip Dale Monkress needs for his name to show when people want to learn the truth about him.

Valkyrie

I still wonder if all the names he used when he was spamming the post with the “pie” stuff, have a special meaning or if he just pulled them outta his ass. If so he should of grabbed his head while he was up there.

julie wEir

PLEASE FLAGWAVER, please?
It’s not illegal to post out a phone number…

TELL EM TSO….

Ex-PH2

When things get so hot that someone is making threats like publishing PII on a public forum, it means he’s running scared.

Sparks

Holy Batshit. I closed the laptop last night at post #956 and this morning it took 30 minutes to catch up! You guys are doing a great job not letting Monkress take a breath. I hope he makes it into the tournament finals for sure.

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