Phillip Dale Monkress; phony SEAL in FL

| May 9, 2013

The discussion on Monkress has moved here.

Editor’s Note: Monkress needed a bump up to the top. His lawyer is sending threatening letters to our friends and I guess she decided after a phone call with me, that her threats would only be a day’s welcomed distraction. Someone is walking the halls of Congress with Monkress’ DD214 today asking questions. I’ve added some more evidence that Monkress called himself a Navy SEAL, which seems to be their defense these days, that he never said he was a SEAL. So Lori Benton of Ford & Harrison, Attorneys at Law, you know our number.

Someone sent us some information on Phillip Dale Monkress who was outed late last year by POW Network as a phony SEAL, but he’s still rockin’ the lie, so it’s time to call out the pitchfork brigade. Here’s picture of him in his motorcycle club, the US Military Veterans’ Motorcycle Club;

Notice the Trident peaking out from his vest? Well, here are his records;

Aside from the fact that Captain Larry Bailey, a real SEAL, says there’s no record of Monkress in the system, his records don’t mention BUD/S, well, unless a Computer System Maintenance Technician is the same as a SEAL in Navy talk. Here are his assignments;

He’s the CEO and president of “All-Points Logistics” in Titusville, FL, and according to the screenshots at POW Network, he works with US government contracts and claims he’s a Native-American. I wonder if that is even true, as well, since clearly, he wasn’t a SEAL. Someone at the DVA OIG ought to check on his claims of being a 100% disabled veteran, too.

ADDED: It seems the lawyers are trying to make the point that Monkress never called himself a SEAL, but here’s a page from the Brevard Business News which reprints a slide presentation in their publication;

Monkress APL ad
And an alert reader found a Florida Today article behind a pay wall. Scroll down and you’ll see where the article calls Monkress a Navy SEAL. Where’d the reporter get that idea?

Florida Today Monkress article
Here’s an ad that BBN ran in their publication about a business conference. But Monkress never claimed to be a SEAL, right?

BBN Ad

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OIF '06-'07-'08

Hopefully this will be another interesting night, but just don’t do the pie thing again tonight. I like your foreign language post better.

351BG

@1007

All I can say is hahahaha!Orange jumpsuits, squids and pink kitty duct tape, comedy gold.

OIF '06-'07-'08

Doc Baily@1005, I see both Phillip Monkress and Ron Mailahn as the top two contenders, and they both deserve the top spot.

Ex-PH2

Julie, I think you’re right. It doesn’t explain the peculiar use of English, but it’s all here in writing and it won’t go away.

OIF, I copied all the Pi entries to Word and they totaled 365 pages of spam. Document is in a secure spot, if it’s ever needed.

351BG, my heroes have to suffer a little and the villains have to suffer a lot.

Doc Bailey

Holy SHIT! How did I miss so much of this party? OOOO OOOO Can I get threatened too? Hey DICK HEAD I THINK YOU’RE ALL TALK. You can’t sue someone for saying something true. You also can’t sue someone for derogatory comments unless said comments were said with an intent to cause injury.

Now while I’m sure there’s a brain dead judge out there that would consider butt hurt “injury” most would laugh themselves silly before summarily dismissing your case.

Also since you really did threaten people and their livelihood in the comments section (and the admins have YOUR IP address) it’s entirely possible they could sue you for harassment and bring criminal charges of assault or threatening bodily harm.

But I’ll defer to the legal eagle on that one. Pretty sure I got it all right.

Ex-PH2

Yeah, I think Paul, who has been faking semi-literate immigrant English, has thrown his last curve ball and it went right down the foul line.

No one runs, he got no hits. He made LOTS of errors.

Another victory for the decent people in the world.

Life is good.

Ex-PH2

I’m hitting the rack.

Nighty night. Sleep tight. Don’t let the velociraptors bite.

julie wEir

Paul, YOU have NO IDEA who you are dealing with, sister!

Nik

I’m starting to become concerned. At the apparent rate Needledick is huffing through paint and snacking on lead chips I’m sure his IQ is going to drop to below zero and cause a space/time rift in the form of a black hole. That might upset the neighbors.

I mean really. After weeks of “I’m gonna getcha…I’m gonna getcha” and nothing. I’m starting to think he’s as legally impotent as he is sexually impotent.

julie wEir

I can’t wait to see how his wife reacts…

julie wEir

ROUND 2
“Ding”

Served

@954. Monkey can say “goodbye” to his company facility clearance. APL’s Pres/CEO (not Monkeyass) before selling out to Chickasaw Nation Industries in 2006 was busted for DUI and APL lost its facility clearance. Night, night, Gracie.

julie wEir

Come on Paul…..
No quippy comeback?

Nik

@1021

Naw, Julie. I think he’s suffering from some form of Textual Dysfunction.

julie wEir

Or a case of “OMG THEY KNOW WHO I AM & I HAVE A REALLY NICE HOUSE I DON’T WANT TO LEAVE”?

Nik

@1023

Well, that would explain the performance anxiety that goes with textual dysfunction.

julie wEir

@nik
True very true!

A Proud Infidel

Phillip Dale Monkress, future JAILHOUSE BITCH-BOY!! Just watch a few of the “Scared Straight” videos on youtube, you’ll see where the inmates challenge the “Fresh Meat” or “Fish” to a fight, and the moment they back down, they have to walk around holding their “owner’s” shirt tail or inside-out trouser pocket. That is, until someone “buys” the bitch-boy, it could be for a magazine, cigarettes,…. and bitch-boy has a new owner! It’s what Phillip Dale Monkress has to look forward to!!

AtDrum

You know it is sad when idiots attempt to act like the children on 4chan. This stuff keeps getting funnier and sadder.

When he goes down from his lies he is going to hit harder than a nuke.

Phillip Dale Monkress, kilotons of dumb. And, locked in the top for google hits for his name.

Twist

Once again I missed all the fun.

Frankly Opinionated

I left here at around midnight (Eastern), and it looks like some fun was had, judging from the misplaced comment numbers. Did I miss anything classic? Did the opposition offer anything profound, (doubtful), or was it the same case of the running shitz? Not Pi, just Poo?
Guess that right about now, Phillip Dale Monkress, is stirring in his rack, about to get up and get ready to go to court, wondering what the outcome will be. If he has the same lawyer for his DUI thingy as is claiming to represent him here, he’ll lose the court case as surely as he has lost this mess. But this is one more Gooooooooooooooooooooogle hit for him.

Twist

Phillip Dale Monkress

I don’t really have anything to say. I just wanted to add one my hit on Google.

julie wEir

Has anyone here ever mistaken TAH for a transsexual/transgender blog????
Just checking because I think our “friend” PAUL may be a little “lost”…….

ChipNASA

Good Morning!!!

Greetings and Salutations to:
Julie
Twist
FO
Drum
API
Nik
Served
Ex-Ph2
Welcome, Doc
351BG
OIF
VI
GT
BBNBill
NHSparky
Heidi
Jonn
TSO
2/17
Hondo
Val

And let’s not forget….the *star of the show*…le’st all have a BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR……..

Phillip Dale Monkress!!!!!!!!!!!!
(GOOGLE IT!!!!!!!)
….
….





*crickets*
….





😀

julie wEir

Good morning CHIP!!! 🙂

Twist

Ughhh it should be in #1028 “more” not “my”.

Oh and since I’m already commenting

Phillip Dale Monkress

You’re welcome for another Google hit.

julie wEir

By a show of hands, who here has on their SPANDEX this morning? Come on PAUL, don’t be shy…

rb325th

Who is Paul? Oh, and the visual of any guy in spandex is just a little too nasty. Is he a friend of the phony SEAL Phillip Dale Monkress? If so, does he share a similar body build, because that in spandex should be illegal as hell.

Someone whose name sounds so much like monkeysass, really should not have pretended to be a US NAvy SEAL.

ChipNASA

@1033 Julie,

More like it’s probably that rejected see thru lululemon yoga pants and the problem is that everyone can see Paul/Phil’s micro monkeyjunk through them, mashed up against the pile of rolled up tube socks.

Valkyrie

Damn!! Just Damn!! I decided to watch some Netflix and wash clothes all night and I missed this. Do y’all now know who he really is? How did he tip his hand? I see the comment numbers messed up so I know it was fun last night. Grrr……

ChipNASA

All,
JUST a bit of “classified” 😀 information from *real* Navy Seals I worked with in my career (I humped their gear and gave em rides on C-130s, C-141s, C-5s etc.)…SPEAKING of SPANDEX…..
These tough men,the toughest guys to ever walk this planet…..wear pantyhose on occasion….but don’t tell anyone….it’s Top Secret…

(under their dive gear) although that was a LONG time ago…they probably wear under armor by now.

julie wEir

@1034 rb325th
Paul Wickre( his real name)is our friend that has threatened us on this blog and last night admitted to hacking a bunch of stuff.
He works for Phil at ALL POINTS LOGISTICS, LLC on the FirstSource Contract, not sure what he’s doing now since APL lost the FirstSource contract.
You can see a picture of him on All Points Logistics Facebook page.
He likes to threaten people on the Internet, especially SOCCER MOMS. It makes him feel manly in his SPANDEX…

Valkyrie

Morning Chip!

A little secret? I knew that about the panty hose. Y’all have a leak somewhere.

Valkyrie

Well, well! Thank you Julie! That’s all I needed.

julie wEir

Val- yes that is really who it is.
He gave us all the clues, I just ran them down & verified them. Family 3 generation back from Karmoy/STAVANGER. Those pesky immigration records are public record…
🙂

Valkyrie

The only Facebook for All Point Logistics I found only had 5 pics and 34 likes. Did they take it down or is business not doing well?

julie wEir

He’s an ARIES, likes Jaguar cars, spandex and threatening SOCCER MOMS on blogs. He also has some interesting commenting history out there….

julie wEir

They have a couple of pages, check the walls of them

ChipNASA

@1038 Julie

Just saying that a certain individual of a similar disposition seems to support Internet stalking, breaking and entering, domestic abuse AND peeping and unlawful photographing.

http://arlington-va.patch.com/articles/arlington-man-charged-with-stalking-unlawful-filming

/although I could be wrong….

Valkyrie

People really shouldn’t make broad online threats to people unless they’re absolutely sure they knew who and what they’re dealing with. Those things can come back to haunt you at the damnest times.

Great work Julie!

julie wEir

And his middle initial is between J & L

julie wEir

Chip Yea, I saw that….
Keep digging… You will find it!

julie wEir

You will find his writing style very obvious

julie wEir

VAL -He specifically THREATENED ME In shitty broken drunk 3rd grade German and again last night. He’s truly a MAN, in spandex but a man nonetheless

julie wEir

most people tend to have emails like
their first initial last name@gmail.com for instance.

ChipNASA

*Makes a fresh batch of popcorn*….

Passes out bowls to everyone in the thread….

/never too early for POPCORN!!!!

Valkyrie

Oh, I get it now! Paul really is terrified of women!! That’s what his whole problem is. He sees an intelligent strong independent woman and pees himself. That explains so very much. Mommy must not of loved him enough.

He’s tired of seeing “men” beat down because “The woman is not always right”. See Paul that’s where you’re wrong. Most of the time, we are! But this isn’t a man verses woman thing. It’s soon to be the World verses Paul and Phil! Snuggle up boys it’s going to get bumpy!!

julie wEir

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Maryland had an AMAZING FREE public record site THAT IS STATEWIDE AND GOES BACK 20 years…
If anyone is interested in cleaning up that “to do” list

Valkyrie

Yes, his chose of words and his apparent hate of woman plus his always defending the undefendable, shows right through.

Ex-PH2

Durn burnit! I thought it was all over and I went to bed to the gentle roar of thunderbumpers overhead. A couple of them sounded like someone dropped a cannonball on my roof. I was expecting 5 inch hail and was prepared. The 5″ hail is not a joke, it happened in Kansas yesterday.

And I missed the good stuff. Transsexual/transgender blog? What? Someone PLEASE fill me in.

Are you saying that Paul likes to dress up in his wife’s nighties? A pasty-white, chunky-butt, spandex-loving flop is going after US??????

(Falls off chair laughing. 18-pound cat provides resuscitation by jumping up and down on indivdual’s stomach.)

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