Christopher David Duke; phony Marine Scout Sniper
Scotty sends us Christopher David Duke, another mighty warrior Marine Corps scout sniper who has returned to civilian life and currently teaches the things he learned in the crucible of combat to civilians at his business, Look East Survival Solutions. He tells the story of his experience at his website.
Being born into a life of battle doctrine and combat eventually consumed Chris and he followed the course of his Father but he never took his mind off of his lessons of earth, wood and grass as a matter of fact they would bring him success throughout his entire career as a Scout / Sniper. Chris operated in some of the most hostile environments on earth, never being seen nor heard. Due to injury Chris was separated from the US Military. Chris then began life as a contractor serving three more tours. Chris began to realize that his team mates had no “survival training” and the Instructor was born.
He walks right up to the line insinuating that he’s a Marine Corps veteran without saying it. Well, that’s because he was never in the Marine Corps, according to the National Personnel Records Center;
So this is just a clarification for those who might have questions about Christopher’s background. He talks about training Marine Scout Snipers and teaching SERE, as well as writing chapters of the manual, so you might think that he’s a veteran of the recent wars, but, no, he’s not.
And Chris has already pulled out the lawyer card, so for whatever counselor gets assigned this turd to polish, you can contact my lawyer at the email located in the “Contact Us” tab above.
Category: Phony soldiers
FOIAs are always 100% infalliable. The thing is that all a poser would have to do is contact TAH and give some details about service, or better yet send a copy of their DD214.
I know of at least 3 cases on here where the initial FOIA missed. The thing is that the Vets didnt push it or provide anything because their bullshit wasnt backed up by their DD214.
Joe or whoever you are, if you really want to straighten this out we could.
Chances are the lie is going to be ridden to the ground.
That’s not true about FOIA, without dob and Ssn, run john smith to see you get that same letter. I ran jonn to see if it worked already and got one of those letters in him saying the same thing. So should I post Johns and we have to see his dd-214? How come we don’t have a blog where everyone posts their dd-214?
Sure post mine any fucking time you want, jimbob.
A lot of talk about the length of time but not one person to question about not having dob or Ssn? And didn’t say I ran it today or a week ago! See you all read between the lines! How about having a intelligent conversation for once and admit without someone’s dob and Ssn it’s like running john smith, it isn’t reliable. Be honest,
Where do you want me to send mine? Do you mind if I block my social out so it is not posted on the interwebs? OF course I’ll. Put it in the email if you really need to verify it…..
Dumbass.
A lot of talk about the length of time but not one person to question about not having dob or Ssn? And didn’t say I ran it today or a week ago! See you all read between the lines! How about having a intelligent conversation for once and admit without someone’s dob and Ssn it’s like running john smith, it isn’t reliable. Be honest,
And john post your dd214 up! Don’t say you will, be a man and do it! Not a fake one, I wanna see these guys dd-214,
Pay to play programs are so nice. The trace to find ones personal info is very complex. But I can assure you that by the time we send the sf-180 form in. Our homework has been completed.
I’ve seen FOIA’s return in two weeks. and I’ve seen some take up to two years. The average is 4 to 6 weeks.
It’s Jonn, not John, moron. Maybe you should get as much correct information as you can BEFORE you start running your cock holster? Jonn has been vetted more times than you care to wonder about. I have been vetted, and pretty much every other contributor to this blog has. I have been challenged, before, and when the smoke cleared, I was still standing and the challenger was a no show; I wonder why? Many FOIA requests are done with enough information to get the job done. The few that are incorrect are then corrected and the real records posted. Just like the dipshit up in my AO who had no records under the name used, but did have records under a different name. It didn’t change the situation or our view, but the real records were posted along with the explanation. Now, go lay down by your dish and take a nap.
You ran a FOIA and got the information back from NPRC within minutes?
Like hell you did. Fuck off, phony.
Hey Dickhead, FOIA’s can take at the minimum of a few weeks to a few months to process, so GTFY.
I smell a troll…
Remember that GOD AS can take weeks or months sometimes, they never happen in minutes as far as I am aware.
I smell a troll…
Remember that FOIAS can take weeks or months sometimes, they never happen in minutes as far as I am aware.
A lot of talk about the length of time but not one person to question about not having dob or Ssn? And didn’t say I ran it today or a week ago! See you all read between the lines! How about having a intelligent conversation for once and admit without someone’s dob and Ssn it’s like running john smith, it isn’t reliable. Be honest,
And john post your dd214 up! Don’t say you will, be a man and do it! Not a fake one, I wanna see these guys dd-214,
Shut the fuck up. You weren’t here a week ago, or three months ago. You’re just butthurt because you were called out on your child-like, emotionally stunted idiocy.
These stolen valor cases are not put together over night, you twat.
Anything to add after the fact that Chrissy has admitted he was a fake?
How did Jonn and Scotty know? Was it just a good guess, you dipshit? Or maybe these guys know what they are doing?
A TROLL! WE GOTS US A REAL LIVE TROLL!! YEEE HAW! LET THE FUN AND ASS KICKING BEGIN!!
OK, I just got off the with Chris and he admitted to me that he has never served, ever, anywhere. His experience with boom-sticks comes from a period during which he was a corrections officer. He apologized to all of us and said that he had never seen his website biography before today when we brought it to his attention. Yeah, I know, we’ve never heard that before. But there you go, target secured. I think this is some kind of record, less than four hours from launch to target.
Jonn,
Just to put his feet to the fire…..
Oh LOOKIE…a TOPIX THREAD!!!
http://www.topix.com/forum/city/wilson-nc/T9P16O2S35G7OG3KB#lastPost
He needs to post on his F/B page, And Account.. Plus his Web site that he lied.. I have personal messages from him sending another Marine this morning of him claiming Marine.. Including Boot Camp Plt # and Drill Instructor names.. He isn’t getting out of this that easy !
Thanks Jonn for getting the truth out of him.
Gotta be a record Jonn. Thanx to one and all on getting this target secured.
Oh and btw Joe, you may want to apologize for defending him. Just saying.
Dammit. And this was just getting good….Now who we gonna pick on??
I just saw the confession, but I throw the BS flag on it.
Web Masters/Designers are not in the habit of making up bios for people. They put what they are told to.
So they got the information from someone and he, the Phony Sniper Sparkle Pony, as the owner had to have signed off on it first.
No, they are to busy doing all the other stuff to make it look pretty and functional. They are not writing Bios.
Maybe he should put that up his website and Facebook pages, especially the one where he claimed military service. Guess he didn’t see that one either. Fucking cock breath. Let’s ask his good buddy Joe. hey, Joe!! Did your buddy there ever mention to any classes that he was a military sniper? bet he did.
Jonn and all,
Facebook page for Look East Survival Solutions is now GONE!!!
WOOT!!! So Funny….
I bet we never hear back from “Joe” as well.
/Ha HA I called it at the top of the thread
” ChipNASA says:
April 10, 2014 at 1:46 pm “I bet their FB page is gone soon….
Instead of waiting on him to do the right thing, maybe contacting the website domain owner would solve this.
I could put that info out there if anyone wants it.
Joe? You there son? Is that enough proof for you? Oh wait, sockpuppet, right?
Hahahha like hell he knew just what he was doing,hey wot happened to his FB page? gone in 60 seconds,thanks a big Semper Fi to everyone.He is still a world class tool,not as bad a dilly douche nugget but close..you wanna weigh in on this LrRpPpP 41 aka the jumping clown,aka thunder cunt aka im just a old blow hard booze hound aka trailer trash(sorry for giving you real trailer trash a bad name) hahahah.JOB WELL DONE.
Okay, Jonn. Now, please put his daughter’s food back.
hey Guys? Ithink we should stop calling these Posers “pussies”…
Here’s why..Pussies are strong, I know this to be true because I was issued one at birth. So instead I think we should use Scrotum…I don’t have one myself, but I hear its the weakest part of the man bits…so I’ve written a new way of calling out these Scrotums….Let me know what you think 🙂
“Stop being such a Scrotum (meaning: weak and vulnerable; an antonym for “pussy,” which is strong and powerful)”
I’ll man up and apologize for using the term toastie, btw, I like the new term, but as a guy, I couldn’t ever use it, lol
I kind of like twatwaffle, myself. It’s scurrilous enough, but also almost androgynous – applies to both sexes equally.
Dunno about that, Toasty Coastie. Scrotes are useful. And most men value theirs.
I’d suggest using the Yiddish “schmuck” instead – which if I understand correctly is the term for the useless dead foreskin that is discarded after a circumcision.
Besides, the scrotum itself is relatively strong and insensitive. It’s the contents that are somewhat fragile and sensitive. (smile)
We could always just call them smegma. No one wants to be smegma or have anything to do with it.
ArmyATC: that works too. That was my second option. (smile)
split the difference and call them “Tangmeat”, you know that little piece of skin between your nuts and asshole!
That would be the taint.
How ’bout DOG TURD?
No one likes smegma….wait a minute, most of these posers are illiterate, so maybe it won’t work.
One thing, we couldn’t use smegma in reference to Chevyliar. Smegma is dickcheese and we all know how fond Chevyliar is of his cheese.
Sorry, folks I have to go with Ex-PH2s suggestion “Twatwaffle”. Could be used to describe a poser’s lips when they are moving.
“Sphincter Boy” would be a good name for that dog turd!!
Hmm..ok, I got it…How’s this instead?
“Schmucky, smegma, twatwaffle”?
I like it. 😀
I also like pussy and Scrotes too, but I can see where guys might get a bit cringy using that term, so I guess pussy it is lol
I like the Greek brothers Scrotus and Testicles (last syllable pronounced kleez)
2/17 Air Cav: Yeah, I can hear Sir Elton now . . .
. . . with a cat named Testicles, a cat named Testicles
I think that “CLENIS” is the most appropriate term for these idiots.
How ’bout “Toe Jam” or “Nut Jam”?
What a fuck stick.
It is unfortunate that there are people out there who want to take advantage of the coveted title “Marine”. Too much blood has been spilled into the title and it must be earned.
It’s not just Marines though unfortunately that get tagged by these f*cknutz.
There are plenty of Army, Air Force, and Navy guys that get hit too. Just take a look at all the SEALS, Rangers, and other posers busted in the last year.
“Fool” works for me, albeit not nearly as inflammatory as the other entries. 😉
I like using my catch-all “Panass”. I invented it myself, actually.
I was a kid, and I was playing “World in Conflict” on my PC when your commander shouted angrily “Bannon!”, a tank commander who worked alongside you. To me, though, it didn’t sound like that (it didn’t help that a mortar had gone off and there was gunfire), so my mind translated that to “Panass!”
I’ve enjoyed the word ever since. It essentially means anything you want it to mean, but I just use it as a medium-tier word between bigger swears and “jerk”.
Peckerneck has always been one of my favorite terms of endearment.
The Facebook page for Look East Survival Solutions (LESS) has vanished. Must be that survival training he teaches.
There one minute gone the next.
Awww, the facebook L.E.S.S. has been taken down! I missed all the comedy gold that was going to happen there!
The L.E.S.S Facebook page may be down, but the LESS website is still up and showing his “military” service. His personal Facebook page is still up and still showing he has “military service.”
Joe, what do you have to say now?
I’m sure the phone call to Jonn was part of the poser playbok where they call and fess up, then hope it all goes away. Then they can keep their internet claims up and continue to profit. I don’t see this asshat confessing/setting the record straight on the bio he “just now saw and didn’t approve of or know about”
Hey Joe, Out of curiosity I just went to your website How much are these classes, when are they held. Nothing happens when I press any of the buttons. What is covered in each of the classes. Definitely was not done by any type of professional web designer. Sounds like a whole lot of Kumbaya (sp) with the woods rather than someone with military experience wanting to teach you anything. Chris said his teammates had no survival training. Doesn’t sound like anybody would be getting any training here either. BTW your “web master” left out one of the “m”s in the In Remembrance button.
Quick question, which after following this site for a year or two now should’ve come up earlier, would and admin sep make an FOIA come back without anything? The LCPL underground always phrased as “poof” you were never a Marine. Don’t get me wrong, sh**-stain is phony as hell, but I’m just wondering.
Query: Why in the name of Zeus’s thunderous butthole does everyone want to be a sniper?
an*
Classes run $300. Come on to VA and I’d be happy to give ya a class. I’ll even Custom tailor it for ya just in case you need to brush up
Priceless! …Chris began to understand the communication between animals and the earth and learned to “fit in”…..
WTF, Over?
LanceCooley,
We have seen FOIA come back that show seperation from service in initial training (bootcamp). From my understanding those are all admin. seps. So I’m pretty sure the answer to your question is no. A person who recieved an admin sep will still show the service done on a FOIA request.
Thanks! Another LCPL Underground myth busted.
“Would it be possible in any way to sue you people?”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhjBlPucpd0
For some reason that always pops into my mind when I read this blog and the legal/lawyer thing comes up.
boy I love this site,bunch of washed up veterans bashing any veteran who messes up,some deserve more then others,but you all say you served with honor–well what honor do you fuck faces have when your kicking down and mocking and disgrading anyone who did something stupid who wore they uniform,then you assholes have the nerve to call them”phony soldiers”ummm how can you be a phony soldier if you actually served,with this guy he taught snipers but never went to war,well is that he fault or the marine corps..im 38 now and I tried the us navy when I was 19,i was in bootcamp when 5 weeks in they told me I had a irregular heart beat and I received a basic discharge,i then went onto college and now im married with 4 kids,but I don’t consider my a veteran at all,but you guys all served but feel the need to always “”bash””your comrades–I guess your all a bunch of lonely losers who wives left them cause your all fucked up in the head–get lives and stop bashing everyone
Shut the fuck up this cunt was NEVER in the military . He lied about everything. This site bust fakes and people who make outragis claim of service . So close you cum catcher and thank us vets .
It’s because you aren’t a veteran, You moron.
WTF is a Basic discharge anyway. Go back to your video games x-box warrior !
Hahaha…Right on Scotty… no shit… they are “phony soldiers” because (wait for it)…THEY DIDN”T SERVE – fktards….
Hee hee. Knew the cockpuppets would be coming out as soon the dust cleared. One of the quickest shutdowns to date. So Pat, looks like you were never a Sailor then. Glad to hear you arent’t claiming anything along those lines, as the Sailor community here at TAH is quite vicious (Google Bernath just for kicks). As for bashing our ‘comrades’, well, he isn’t. Straight up. Fk him, and you too.
AWESOME! WE GOTS US ANOTHER TROLL! IT’S RAINING TROLLS!
and I read soo many of these comments,and always seems the same stupid assholes are on,wow like green thumb and old dog and jonn..I really think you guys have no lives and that you really get “hard on’s” when your bashing someone,i do know that someone within the past 2 years that you assholes bashed to a point of no return recently took their life in southern California,because any where he went and gave his name it was affliated with this ‘”hell hole website”””but see our fucked up country allows people to run sites like this..this to me is “”bullying”””so there jonn lilyea how many of your fellow veterans who fucked up big time are gonna have to kill themselves before you stop bullying,you know were all human..im pretty sure with you fucking fags hiding behind a computer that some of you assholes probably told some bullshit war stories but just never got caught..so your all 2 faced liars…eat shit assholesssssssssssssss
Post the persons name the pussy that killed himself .
It was Ike Densmore, a phony SEAL if I’m correct. He made a slew of other fuckups and chose the coward’s way out!
Nice grammar and punctuation,sockpuppet, did you even make it to the fourth grade level before you dropped out of school?
Me, I came back in after a nine year break in service and I’ve done two Middle East tours since. I’ve lost buddies and friends over there, and posers like the bucket of nut jam you’re trying to defend PISS ME OFF as well as the others here. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. What’s next, are ya gonna tell us all about the seekrit misshuns you did in the jungles of Paprika?
Wow, I finally got some recognition. Let me see if I care about your opinion,,, umm lets see,, your a sockpuppet bitching about someone who lied about being a vet getting exposed as a fraud.
Your opinion is invalid.
Piss off
Shitbird
Hey J.O.D., these pukes’ feewings still register a ZERO on my giveashitometer!!
Did you graduate from high school, shitstain? You claim to have gone to college, but I’ve never seen a college graduate who was so damned ignorant and semi-literate. GFY in your mother’s basement, asshole.
Hey Pat Seals! What is this alien language you speak? It’s like reading a dispatch from another planet that I forgot existed. For the love of twinkies take some friggin’ remedial writing classes. Start with Capitalization and Punctuation. Now with that said… Who the flying monkey do you think you are? My guess is you are the forlorn little wifey of of either our Phony Sniper Sparkle Pony, Christopher David Duke; Phony Marine Scout Sniper or Poor Joe, Pussy Boy who’s reputation just went down the toilette for his defense of said Poser. Before you come in here like a boiling couch-potato filled with misdirected anger, you had best check yourself before you wreck yourself. These “Washed Up, Old Veterans” that you so disregard are the ONLY REASON that YOU are allowed to go on your tangential tirade spittle spewing horse pucky rants. If someone killed him/herself over what ever had been posted here, all that says is the person was a COWARD. Dying is easy..Living is hard. Making it through each day not knowing what will happen..That takes COURAGE. None of which you or your Phony POS friends posses. 90% of us here have Served or are Serving. Something YOU have never done. What that means to you, you SAD, TWISTED TURNIP, is that when you CHOOSE to dance in OUR BLOOD claiming Ranks, RATES, MEDALS and HONOURS you did NOT earn, you are disrespecting every single Service person who did and DIED or became deeply wounded for YOUR right to be a RETARDED, PRETENTIOUS WOMBAT. Way to raise your children there.. They should be proud of having a parent who is a foul mouthed, disrespecting POS. So go have a sit down with those 4 children and tell them how its quite alright to STEAL, Be Rude and Ignorant to those who PROTECT YOU and GIVE YOU THE RIGHTS to do and say as you please. Then take them to the nearest VA Hospital, VFW, American Legion or Veterans Cemetery and have them SPIT ON or PISS ON or THROW ROCKS at ALL the Vets, Soldiers, Sailors, Marines… Read more »
*SA-LUTE!!*
DAMN, YOU’RE GOOD, TC!!
TC I think I love you. 🙂
In a brotherly way of course.
See! Toasy’s an asshole also! You sexist pig!
Re: my comment to Pat!
First: TC, that was spectacular.
Second: Can we all agree, that “Sniper Sparkle Pony” may be the best insult/label for a phony ever?
God … I love when she talks dirty!
Bravo…that was an awesome reply
Hey! This fuck stick forgot to mention me. I know I’ve been a little busy lately what with getting ready to go away again, but it seems like I get overlooked! Hey Pat, fuck off and die and find some other place to run your cockholster.
You notice that this assjerk’s first and last initials are P and S. I wonder if “his” middle initial’s “O”. Which would make “him?” a P.O.S.
And FYI, P.O.S., we only go after lying sacks o’ shit that claim military honors that they never earned. IUt’s called “Stolen Valor”. Are you defending liars and thieves? Are you a liar and a thief? I wonder, if we scratch the surface of your background, what would we find? As has been shown too too many times here at TAH, scratch an honor thief, find a pervert (at minimum).
Hey! How come my name is never mentioned? I’m an asshole also! It’s cause I never served isn’t it? Come on you can be honest. Or us it because I’m a girl? I noticed you didn’t mention any women who comment on this posing fake fucks. Why do you hate women? Is it cause you’re gay? Come on we’re all friends here, you can be honest. Most gay men love women just in the “not gonna touch them” way. They’re called “fag hags”. I’ll be your fag hag if you’re lacking one now, unless Chris is yours. I’m sorry you don’t have any friends.
Makes me wonder is dad really a Special Forces Vietnam Vet too…? Hmmmm I doubt it or he’d smack the shit outta junior here….
Hmmmmm,… Possibly another Father-Son poser team?
Pat seals is a cunt friend OK Dukes.
umm scotty you must be a idiot a basic discharge is a honorable discharge you get in basic training,and I don’t consider myself a veteran,but at least I had the heart to go sadly health reasons cut whatever career I would of have had short..and I was trying to go in a sonar tech…so there asshole
No, I am afraid you are the idiot keyboard commander. It is called a ” General ” discharge. What were you in any how ? Boot Camp or Basic Training, Girl Scouts or the Brownies ?
No, splatseals, a discharge from Basic is known as an ELS, Entry Level Separation, most of which are given to the slobs and dirtbags that can’t hack it only to go back home and make up stories of how they beat up a Drill Sergeant or Instructor, their 1SG,… I only saw one ELS during my Basic & AIT that was due to a medical issue, it was given to a young man who was shaping up to be a fine oustanding Soldier, but the Docs found that he had a Heart Murmur which medically disqualified him from service. I doubt that you ever even made it past a MEPS!
You lose again.
Proud Infidel is correct. An ELS receives an “Uncharacterized” discharge. It is an administrative discharge that is neither Honorable nor General nor Under Other Than Honorable Conditions.
It is a discharge that essentially says, “The (Army/Navy/USAF/USMC) f-ed up in letting you enlist. We’re cutting our losses and getting rid of you.”
Persons receiving ELS are NOT considered veterans.
Cold? Maybe. But accurate.
Thanks, Hondo!
And as I understand it, ELS recipients ARE NOT eligible for VA benefits except in cases where a disabling injury occurred during their time in.
Proud Infidel: I believe – but am not sure – that the only ELS authorized for medical reasons is for preexisting conditions that would have disqualified the individual from enlistment/commissioning if knowm a priori. I believe that any personnel suffering injuries incurred after enlistment must be processed for a medical discharge instead. I don’t think those individuals get an ELS – I believe they get an honorable discharge under Med board procedures vice an ELS. I could be wrong.
If anyone reading this can give the definitive answer, please do so. Always a good thing to learn something new.
The only ELS’es I saw when I was on the trail in the mid-90’s were for failure to adapt. EPMS (Existed Prior to Military Service) discharges were covered by a different reg.
Recruits that were hurt so badly that they couldn’t continue to train were sent to the Physical Training and Rehab Program (PTRP) where they rehab’ed until they were cleared to return to training. If the Soldier was deemed unfit for training, he/she was then separated for medical reasons. This allowed them to claim VA benefits.
Pat go change your tampon take some Midol and shut up. Idiot like you feed these idiots .
OH, LOOKY, another sockpuppet!!
*Grabbing another beer and making popcorn*
That would be a general discharge, asshole.
Yeah, at least you had the heart to go, unlike your friend Duke. He was such a bad ass he had to lie about serving. See the difference, asswipe? You wanted to serve and tried. Dukes didn’t have the balls to even try and is claiming valor and honor he didn’t earn and doesn’t deserve. Maybe I should give you a hammer so you can pound that into your thick skull.
Uh pat seals, I am glad you don’t consider yourself a veteran, because if you did, we would be taking out our righteous wrath on you shitstain. Now go away before you make the big boys angry and we hurt you.
You probably got a ELS discharge which is like you were never really there. And based on your disrespectful attitude, I am beginning to believe you never were.
Oh, and go fuck yourself.
ok scotty im gonna go play xbox with my 13 year old later tonight ,I betcha i’ll beat you down before you could get to me..internet tough guy..im gonna guess you served in the us chair force–that’s right I said it..how many of you losers served in the air force..the pussy branch of the military
English 101 wasn’t your best subject in College , was it ?
Hell, Scotty, I don’t think splatseal even made it to a fourth grade level before he/it dropped out of school!
And splatseals,you’ve admitted that you’ve never served, thus you have NO trash-talking rights on ANY branch of the US Military. You remind me of the REMFs in A-stan that always beat me in videogames, and usually beat us in intramural sports because they had PLENTY of time on their hands to practice while me and my Buds were doing missions outside the wire. They’d talk all kinds of trash, and one day when I asked one of them if he was REALLY that badassed, why wouldn’t he come out on a mission with us, he yelled that HE WAS NOT required to go outside the wire with us and he would go straight to IG if anyone told him he had to accompany us on a mission. YOU, splatseal, have never served, and as I see it, a Finance Clerk is WAY more badassed than you are now or ever will be!!
Scotty, watch out. Shitseal is gonna beat you down on X-box. Ain’t he a badass!! Christ on a crutch, he reminds me of just about every twelve year old on X-box live.
You failed out of boot camp, dude. You don’t rate the respect here to bag on anyone’s service.
Now go fuck yourself.
Hell, teddy996, I doubt that puke splatseal ever even made it to Boot Camp!
I take new posters at their word. I’m sure Call of Duty has a boot camp level, and its probably super tough. I don’t fault him for not making the cut.
AW, CRAP,what was I thinkin’ when I said that?
Why do they ALWAYS go to the I will beat you up shit . Scotty is like 70 blind in 1 eye we fought in a classified hush hush op . He carried me 900 miles. Bad ass you are Pat threaten a old man .
That was up hill both ways too.
While barefoot and marching in three feet of snow and six inches of ice, too?
That part is classified .
Says the smegma breath who didn’t even make it out of basic training. Go pound sand, shithead.
I served in the Air Force, 23 years and darn proud of it. I served three combat tours in the sandbox. So fuck you!
I did. This is honestly the first time that a civilian has called me out for it though… I never thought that a wannabe sonar tech would be calling me a pussy. First time for everything I guess.
I better be careful what I type , You might decide to go kill yourself.
I’m certain that we’ve hurt his inner child and his feeewings. Maybe we need to give him one of these to fill out while a WAAAAAHmbulance comes to give him a peanut butter sandwich, a group hug and some fresh Kool-Aid while everyone sings a few verses of “Kum-ba-yah”!
http://dietrolldie.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/hurtfeelingsform.pdf
Patsie upset me so much, I’m gonna do myself. I’m gonna do myself real good.
“I’m married with 4 kids.” Show of hands. Who gives a shit?
Just wash your hands after you are done… Sticky keyboards are a bitch…
Wonder how many of those kids are the mailman’s/pool boy/gardner’s kids?
My blood is on your hands, Patsie. Now go tell your kids that you wrote some things that caused someone to do himself. Go ahead. Get it done. Then, tomorrow, look in the paper for the story. Just google “man commits suicide.” That’s me.
Comedy hour at TAH.
Thank you Patsie.
Wave bye-bye to pat and his 15 comments which were only ad hominem attacks.
Ad hominem, that’s how you make grits, right?
Aww, c ‘ Mon Jonn, My popcorn just buzzed.
OK< EX-344MP. I'll summarize pat's comments for you; you're a fag, you're a fag, you're a fag, and oh yeah, you're a fag, You're definitely a fag, I might be a fag, but you're a fag. And, oh yeah, you in the back...you're a fag.
You forgot “I’ll kick your ass you fag”.
ROTFLMAO! Thanks Jonn, just spewed diet coke out of my nose AND onto my keyboard! Man that stings! I gotta copy/paste your comment for future reference and use, with your permission of course.
Jonn, I just spewed my drink out my nose…I’m suing you now for not having a disclaimer on that post. Lol.
Best summary….EVAH!
Jonn,
I larfed…I mean LARFED HARD!!!!
*SNORT*
/fag :D…an I the one in the back?
Yes, you are.
Jonn,
I Francee’ they say faggee.
Just sayin’.
Hmm, Patty, if this site bothers you so much, why do you read it?
By commenting you are only serving to firm our resolve in rooting out and humiliating those who would use stolen valor for gain.
Every time you visit, you are potentially generating revenue for the site operators.
You also have provided a good laugh in our otherwise dull (thankfully -had enough excitement in my life) lives.
As for the internet tough guy routine – which you are most guilty of in this thread – please. All I’d have to do is run about half a mile and your defective ticker would probably crap out.
Now, I’m pissed. The Air Force is the pussy branch of the military? I’ll not take that from an entry level discharged sock-puppet. I served in the Air Force in the CONUS, Japan, Korea, Saudi Arabia, & Suriname. If fact, I was stationed in Illinois for several years where, from time to time, I had to go to the Great Lakes Naval Training Center and the Memphis Naval Air Station in TN. I can only wonder if I spent more time at Great Lakes than you did. That, by the way, does not make me a Sailor and obviously it did not make you a sailor either. Now what do you have to say?
Dang! After wading through all that fancy language I need a bath. No, a shower just wouldn’t get all off.
Bless their hearts. 😉
Hey Patsie! Whaz up my man!? Yo, yo…you having a bad day being a sockpuppet for Chris? Nobody buying the bullshit eh. Well that”s okay, take heart, we never do. 😀 Yep it’s a real laugh riot around here Patsie! (See I think you’re really Chris trying to get some props for yourself.) It ain’t working. See I too, can type in street cred bullshit and still use punctuation and sentence structure! Cool eh! That’s what happens when you pay attention in school braniac. Here’s how it works Einstein, someone gets caught posing. We post a thread calling them on their bullshit. Then…rarely do they do what Chris did. They actually call or contact the site Administrator and apologize after they tell the truth about their posing. It is rare, very rare but in Chris’ case, it happened. I say good for him for doing the right thing so soon. But then, the whole idea next…is to shut the hell up, go away and go about redeeming you integrity and honor as a man if possible. If you or a sockpuppet (By the way I forgot. We’re using terms you may not be familiar with. My apologies. A sockpuppet Patsie, is one of those cute little, colorful socks with eyes and a mouth that you put on your hand and pretend it talks to the kiddies at birthday parties and such) There, that will help you a lot. Anyway, if you Chris or your sockpuppet, keeps coming back for more BS, then the guys (Chris’ in this case) name just keeps climbing the old Google hit list. So if you are Chris, just shut up and go away before you blow the validity of your truth and apology. If you are a sockpuppet for Chris, then you are not helping him at all here. Chris, please take your sockpuppets in hand and shut them up before they cause you more damage than you’ve already caused for yourself. This is not rocket science I talking either Patsie/Chris.
I just sent an email to this pimple on the ass of life telling him to take all of the BS off of his web site. I also challenged him to name the training area where jungle training is done in Okinawa. Sure it should be easy to find this answer, but I am pretty sure he doesn’t have the G2 to find it.
The acronym is NTA.
Hey Pat Seals! What is this alien language you speak? It’s like reading a dispatch from another planet that I forgot existed. For the love of twinkies take some friggin’ remedial writing classes. Start with Capitalization and Punctuation. Now with that said… Who the flying monkey do you think you are? My guess is you are the forlorn little wifey of of either our Phony Sniper Sparkle Pony, Christopher David Duke; Phony Marine Scout Sniper or Poor Joe, Pussy Boy who’s reputation just went down the toilette for his defense of said Poser. Before you come in here like a boiling couch-potato filled with misdirected anger, you had best check yourself before you wreck yourself. These “Washed Up, Old Veterans” that you so disregard are the ONLY REASON that YOU are allowed to go on your tangential tirade spittle spewing horse pucky rants. If someone killed him/herself over what ever had been posted here, all that says is the person was a COWARD. Dying is easy..Living is hard. Making it through each day not knowing what will happen..That takes COURAGE. None of which you or your Phony POS friends posses. 90% of us here have Served or are Serving. Something YOU have never done. What that means to you, you SAD, TWISTED TURNIP, is that when you CHOOSE to dance in OUR BLOOD claiming Ranks, RATES, MEDALS and HONOURS you did NOT earn, you are disrespecting every single Service person who did and DIED or became deeply wounded for YOUR right to be a RETARDED, PRETENTIOUS WOMBAT. Way to raise your children there.. They should be proud of having a parent who is a foul mouthed, disrespecting POS. So go have a sit down with those 4 children and tell them how its quite alright to STEAL, Be Rude and Ignorant to those who PROTECT YOU and GIVE YOU THE RIGHTS to do and say as you please. Then take them to the nearest VA Hospital, VFW, American Legion or Veterans Cemetery and have them SPIT ON or PISS ON or THROW ROCKS at ALL the Vets, Soldiers, Sailors, Marines… Read more »
Toasty Coastie…A big ++1 from me.
Looks like someone discovered sock puppetry… like no other posers have tried that here before.
Seriously, do they have a playbook and if so was it written by Wittlessone?
Crap. I left some great zingers on his FB page this morning too. I wanted to see which ones he found and deleted! This work all day shit sucks when you can’t keep the “fuck you dialogue” going.
The stupid website is still up though.
I know Mr. Duke personally, if you have any questions feel free to ask! And “Joe” I can prove it.
Has he been playing up the Marine Scout/Sniper thing to the people who take his class? Has he been telling them about his military exploits?
He claims to be on VA disability. I am LEO, not military, so I don’t know correct terminology. He does brag about being a scout sniper. I have never taken any courses with him. He is truly an unstable person. He is your typical fraud. He is fat and lazy. The last time I saw him, he was playing bass in some shitty band. He did indeed work as a corrections officer, so I believe the confession. I have heard many stories about this man, and I can tell you that he is s pathological liar.
Interesting. It would be worth looking into to see if he is actually collecting on a VA disability claim. He most likely isn’t, but just on the off chance. That would put him in prison.
So we can assume then that all his claims, even those to being some bad ass survival expert, are lies also. Do you know if his father actually served or was that a lie?
LEO? Justin Owens your a frickin PI. Not LEO and your the douche that got butt hurt and started all this shit
No, Joe. Duke started this shit.
“your the douche” Ahem… It’s “you’re the douche” just for clarity you know. Carry on.
Douchee bagee.
Can you prove he is getting a VA disability check Truth?
What is his rating? Does he go for Dr. appts regularly? If so, which VA hospital does he go to?
I’m not being a jerk here , I ask you in all seriousness.
Don’t know, sorry.
I am a former FED LEO. Send your creds and all claims direct to Jonn at contact tab. We don’t expose our sources. However we exploit I the information for maximum effect.
Sounds like DUKE the PUKE will need to REBUKE!
The Truth … Send away.
I have divulged what I know. Just his words. Never seen any documentation, like everyone else. I just happened to know him.
How long has he been “Rocking his lie” for, and does he try to pull his act off around where he/it lives?
I’ve known him for around 6 years, and ever since I met him he has been saying this shit. Yes, he does try this shit where he lives.
So is where he lives now the same area he grew up in? I’m guessing that most people around there regard him as a LSoS. Has he ever been married, any kids?
Married with one child. Last time I checked, he lived where he grew up. Those who know him will tell you he’s a POS
Being just a simple Amphibious Caveman, the intricacies of the legal system frighten and confuse me.
But I am curious about something, so I will ask.
The current stolen valor act basically says if a scumbag phony is profiting from his false claims, he can be put in the slammer.
So if he falsely claimed USMC S/S, SERE instructor, and so on, and people paid for training from the company that used his false bio based on the false claims of experience, isn’t that a good example of profiting from false claims?
Loved his individual camo skills by the way. The green face above the huge, flabby, pasty white neck. Does he store marshmallows in it to regurgitate for hungry SERE students?
I just thought he has cheeks like that from keeping NUTS in them as often as he can!!
Sharkman. Spot on. Get my info from Jonn. We needs to talk about common interests.
Here is the problem. It goes to a statement I made in another thread.
While “technically” against the law, you will find that it is a largely Un enforced law.
Prosecutors, if you can find one that will actually take the case that is, like slam dunk cases and cases that really affect the public at large.
This case, although rightly breaking said law, will probably be looked over because of the Public at large doesn’t believe that Stolen Valor hurts anyone.
I could go on and on, but I will step off my soapbox now.
If you got this far, thank you for reading.
He has a 2/2 raiders tattoo on his bicep
He was kicked out of 2/2 ‘s F/B closed group today once he was exposed.
I’m not surprised!
a tattoo? well that seals it, only the real deal would get a tat, right? guys? right?
Everything on the domain look up shows Chris Hess as the admin. He had to be aware of the bio, the website is pretty simple (and a lousy design).
WHOIS search results for: LOOKEASTSURVIVALSOLUTIONS.COM (Registered)
Domain Name: LOOKEASTSURVIVALSOLUTIONS.COM
Registry Domain ID: 1781376681_DOMAIN_COM-VRSN
Registrar WHOIS Server: whois.wildwestdomains.com
Registrar URL: http://www.wildwestdomains.com
Update Date: 2014-02-18 10:13:46
Creation Date: 2013-02-19 13:48:34
Registrar Registration Expiration Date: 2015-02-19 13:48:34
Registrar: Wild West Domains, LLC
Registrar IANA ID: 440
Registrar Abuse Contact Email: abuse@wildwestdomains.com
Registrar Abuse Contact Phone: +1.480-624-2505
Reseller: VTECHOSTING
Registry Registrant ID:
Registrant Name: Chris Hess
Registrant Organization:
Registrant Street: 2209 Woodcroft Dr.
Registrant City: Wilson
Registrant State/Province: North Carolina
Registrant Postal Code: 27893
Registrant Country: United States
Registrant Phone: 2522810169
Registrant Phone Ext:
Registrant Fax:
Registrant Fax Ext:
Registrant Email: Evitcho@gmail.com
Registry Admin ID:
Admin Name: Chris Hess
Admin Organization:
Admin Street: 2209 Woodcroft Dr.
Admin City: Wilson
Admin State/Province: North Carolina
Admin Postal Code: 27893
Admin Country: United States
Admin Phone: 2522810169
Admin Phone Ext:
Admin Fax:
Admin Fax Ext:
Admin Email: Evitcho@gmail.com
Registry Tech ID:
Tech Name: Chris Hess
Tech Organization:
Tech Street: 2209 Woodcroft Dr.
Tech City: Wilson
Tech State/Province: North Carolina
Tech Postal Code: 27893
Tech Country: United States
Tech Phone: 2522810169
Tech Phone Ext:
Tech Fax:
Tech Fax Ext:
Tech Email: Evitcho@gmail.com
Can you please explain why posting the info of someone who has no affiliation with this issue benefits anyone?
Chris Hess is listed on his website on the contact page.
Yes Justin but not personal info
Joe, why Don’t you tell us more about yourself….some details.
If you know Chris then you know exactly who I am
Yo Joe,
I don’t know you, but I want to … Tell me about yourself. Attaching yourself to Duke at this time may not be a grand idea!
Ya know, Joe I’ve been waiting for your apology for a few hours. You know, for your prickish behavior earlier today. But all I see is more prickish behavior like we owe you something.WTF is up with that?
Apology? For what? I have shown respect for people who have acted accordingly and I have shown animosity for those who acted that way as well. How is my behavior any different from y’all’s?
Um, for calling us liars.
According to Duke, Hess made all of that stuff up and Duke didn’t know it existed on his website until we pointed it out today. Yeah, its all Hess’ fault according to Duke. So….
Well, you have Hess’ e-mail, why don’t you find out? He’s LEO also.
When you say LEO, what exactlydo you mean be that?
A police officer
Your first post, which you copy/pasted a few times, essentially boils down to “you guys are full of shit and you trumped up documents to harass a war hero”.
A few of us here tried to get you to slow your roll because we have seen this before.
A simple “yes, I fucked up, Chris is a douchebag liar and you guys were right to call attention to the fact that he was sponging off the honor of those who have served in an attempt to lend credence to my sham of a part time job” would do.
Well if it was that simple it would be easy to do. Problem is I still have not been proven wrong and as far as I’m concerned y’all have not been proven correct either. The problem is that I spoke with Chris right after his conversation that was mentioned earlier where he supposedly confessed. Chris explained to me how the conversation went and there is an apparent difference between what was posted here and what I was told. If Chris supposedly confessed and knew it would be posted here then why wouldn’t he just come clean with me? See how things don’t add up for me here? Now obviously I have wasted a lot of my time today and needlessly got my blood pressure through the roof, I believe it’s time for me to bow out of this conversation. I will not affect y’all’s opinion and y’all obviously are not going to change mine with the lack of proof that has been provided in my opinion. I do apologize for my behavior but in my own defense everyone of y’all would act the same way if one of y’all’s friends were attacked in the same manner. I apologize for any personal attacks but I will now deal with the originator of these accusations only. Y’all are more than welcome to continue bashing me while I’m not here to defend myself because honestly this has no effect on me personally. Peace
Joe, the NPRC has no record, at all, for Chris having served. Scotty knows what he is doing in these matters; it is what he does. I have no idea how long he had been working on this, but chances are he had been investigating Chris for months. That means Chris’ claims would have to have been running for much longer than that before they were noticed.
When dealing with this kind of thing, it is important, legally, for Jonn and Scotty to have their ducks in a row before going to post. They cannot just toss out an accusation that would harm someone and have it be based on hearsay, you dig?
And of course Chris will maintain the lie to your face. He has been stringing you along for who knows how long already, so you’d probably be pissed off enough to do something that would affect him immediately.
But take a gander at the storm that’s brewing further down the thread, Joe, with a couple of fellas referencing the new stolen valor act, and how it requires someone to have faked military service to gain financially in order to be prosecuted. One of them could have strings to pull in this area. That’s federal, Joe.
Some of us here may type stupid shit and troll for laughs, but be advised that the meat of this issue is serious business.
Well I guess I know why Duke wouldn’t let me record the conversation. You should as him for his DD214. Well if you care.
I honestly respect what y’all do here in the sense of exposing people who claim credit for serving this country when In fact they have not. I have never served in the military but I do have the utmost respect for those who have. My brother served and would never disrespect what he gave or anyone else here. Y’all are obviously convinced in what you are stating but I am not. If I were to find this to be true I will deal in my way. Please explain this to me though. It has been stated that you don’t need a social to vet someone. How is that? What other identifying factor can y’all possibly be using?
This is how you do a FOIA through National Archives,
http://www.archives.gov/veterans/military-service-records/index.html
The required info needed does not need a SSN, but is helpful in making the making the process faster.
Most can be done just by the persons full name and claimed TIME IN SERVICE. Birth date is also helpful but again not needed.
Just ask Chris for his date of birth and his dates of time he claimed active duty. What day did he enter active service to the day he left active service.
Well, Joe. It’s easy enough to settle for yourself. Ask Duke to show you his DD-214. Everyone who served has one. If he doesn’t show it to you or pulls out some bullshit claim that it’s “classified”, then you know beyond a shadow of a doubt that he’s a liar and fraud. Just a little friendly advice for you. If he is a liar and a fraud, you being an honest man, wouldn’t want to get hooked up with him. Would you? As the true hunters here will tell you, when posers lie about having served, there’s usually something else deeper. Something much more nefarious. Many of the valor thieves outted here have turned out to be thieves and even sexual predators. I don’t say this to worry you, just to let you know who and what you may be dealing with. So if I may give you another piece of friendly advice, it would behoove you to check Duke out thoroughly. You wouldn’t want to get mixed up in any of the other things he may be doing. It could cause you real problems even if you aren’t part of it. Protect yourself and your family. Ask for his DD-214 and look it over completely if he has one. Again, if he refuses or says it’s classified, run away from him as fast as you can.
Pat Seals, you scumbag mother fucker. You have never accomplished shit and you talk shit about an entire branch of our military. Tell this man that he’s a pussy http://www.military.com/daily-news/2012/11/20/air-force-eod-tech-earns-silver-star.html
This is coming from an Army Tech in case your punk ass is wondering.
First, they exposed and ridiculed the phony SEALs, and I said nothing, because I never claimed to be a SEAL.
Then, they exposed and ridiculed the phony Rangers, and I said nothing, because I never claimed to be a Ranger.
Then, they exposed and ridiculed the phony POWs, and I said nothing, because I never claimed to be a POW.
By the time that they exposed and ridiculed the phony Marine Scout Snipers, there were no sock pockets left to speak for me.
Alex Popovic will make you a sammich.
(I am channeling Green Thumb in his absence, and I know….not doing a very good job of it. Hope you’re okay Thumb!)
Can the former Reston APL executive get a job at his Subway? The first anniversary of the TAH debut of the Wizard Of Wilson Lane is only a few weeks away. Do we plan on commemorating this historic event by observing a moment if silence when his career died?
There has been a few comments about this already, but it is worthy of some in depth comments and analysis. This guy’s claims and shitty website are strangely similar to the guy running The Stunning Agency and that crappy website. Low rent web site riddled with spelling and grammatical errors, ridiculous survival tips, claims that they train active duty military, and Mother Earth hippie crap. Did they both attend the same franchise convention? BTW, I never did get a response from The Stunning Agency when I sent them an email requesting that they provide security for me and a few friends while we conduct a bachelor party in Bangkok.
If you make it to Bangkok, go to the California bar and ask for a girl named Cathy. She would be around 60 now. Punch her in the face and say “This is from Mike in 1969.”
Now THAT’S a grudge.
Or one HELL of a case of the clap….
Black syph.
STOLEN VALOR ACT 2013 (a) In General.— Whoever knowingly purchases, attempts to purchase, solicits for purchase, mails, ships, imports, exports, produces blank certificates of receipt for, manufactures, sells, attempts to sell, advertises for sale, trades, barters, or exchanges for anything of value any decoration or medal authorized by Congress for the armed forces of the United States, or any of the service medals or badges awarded to the members of such forces, or the ribbon, button, or rosette of any such badge, decoration or medal, or any colorable imitation thereof, except when authorized under regulations made pursuant to law, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than six months, or both. (b) Fraudulent Representations About Receipt of Military Decorations or Medals.— Whoever, with intent to obtain money, property, or other tangible benefit, fraudulently holds oneself out to be a recipient of a decoration or medal described in subsection (c)(2) or (d) shall be fined under this title, imprisoned not more than one year, or both. (c) Enhanced Penalty for Offenses Involving Congressional Medal of Honor.— (1) In general.— If a decoration or medal involved in an offense under subsection (a) is a Congressional Medal of Honor, in lieu of the punishment provided in that subsection, the offender shall be fined under this title, imprisoned not more than 1 year, or both. (2) Congressional medal of honor defined.— In this subsection, the term “Congressional Medal of Honor” means— (A) a medal of honor awarded under section 3741, 6241, or 8741 of title 10 or section 491 of title 14; (B) a duplicate medal of honor issued under section 3754, 6256, or 8754 of title 10 or section 504 of title 14; or (C) a replacement of a medal of honor provided under section 3747, 6253, or 8747 of title 10 or section 501 of title 14. (d) Enhanced Penalty for Offenses Involving Certain Other Medals.— (1) In general.— If a decoration or medal involved in an offense described in subsection (a) is a distinguished-service cross awarded under section 3742 of title 10, a Navy cross awarded under section… Read more »
Wife of 351BG
I think we should call the valor thieves,”chesticle”.
Male breasts, the testicles of the chest. Often used as an insult.
JOHN: Ello, Mark.
MARK: Ello, John.
JOHN: You have large chesticles, Mark.
MARK: Indeed I do, John. Your mother’s a chesticle, you stupid chesticle.
JOHN: OY! DON’T CALL MY MUM A BLOODY CHESTICLE, CHESTICLE!
http://slangwordsdictionary.com/chesticle
Joe, I’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt when it comes to you respecting Veterans and giving a damn about stolen valor. I’m even with you when it comes to your entry level separation. One of the baddest MFers I know wanted to be a SEAL, and somehow at recruit training he failed the hearing tests miserably. RE-3E was his code I think, meaning if he could clear the hearing issue up he could reenlist. Instead he went FFL, and wound up in one of their most elite sub units. Our loss. No shame in an entry level medical, at least you had the balls to sign up and ship out. What I think you fail to understand is that if something gets to Scotty and/or TAH, we’re talking the top 1% of the valor stealing scumbags. I’d be willing to say there are at least 20 verifications a day that take place on various closed internet groups, each frequented by guys from specific communities (Army SF, USAF PJ, USMC Recon and/or S/S, SEAL, Ranger). The SOF community is a lot larger than it was 20 years ago, but in terms of degrees of separation it’s maybe gone from 2 to 5 at most. The smaller communities (USMC Recon, PJ) it’s still a very small and tight group. The point for my mentioning all this is that a FOIA request and official records is just the nail in the coffin, for the inexperienced and thus unknowing Citizens who never served and are constantly scammed by these scumbags. If a guy is legit, and somehow the docs from the FOIA didn’t add up, the first thing a legit SOF dude would do is laugh and then he’d arrange for contact between whomever had a doubt and a few guys that he personally served with. “I graduated (insert course) with Bob Numbnuts. We were in (insert class) together and after we graduated in (insert month and year) we both checked in at (insert unit) together and he still owes me $10. The CO of (insert course) was Walter BadassMF.… Read more »
That was beautiful. I’m honored to have read that piece. A better explanation could not have been made.
Still mad that us girls here don’t ever get called an asshole. At least we do get accused of being gay, so there’s that.
Valkyrie,
You are a gay asshole. Marry me*.
Love,
Sharkman
*=for a period of time >48hrs.
I would be happy to, but I only love tuna not sharks. Just ask Old Crash BernathCoot.
Can we lower the time to 24 hours?
So this turd has apologized, I wonder if he meant even one word of it? Critters like that will say they’re sorry and resume their game once they think the heat is off of them, time will tell!
I’ve been so busy with frank the crank I missed this thread.
Looks like I missed being labeled a fag. I keep looking at my girls when people throw that at me and wonder why they do that, but then ‘bitch on wheels’ takes too long to type. Too many keys to hit.
Is it too late to comment on that?
Well, I talked again with Duke this morning. So expect another post after my lawyer gets off the golf course.
Yeah, I expect that the esquire will request that the thread be removed or else. And that’s fine. The more life to this the better, I guess. After all, there may be people out there who were induced by lies to sign on with this guy. and the longer this hangs around, in one form or another, the better the chances that those who swallowed the bait will learn the truth. I like to think of it as a public service myself.