Phillip Dale Monkress; phony SEAL in FL

| May 9, 2013

The discussion on Monkress has moved here.

Editor’s Note: Monkress needed a bump up to the top. His lawyer is sending threatening letters to our friends and I guess she decided after a phone call with me, that her threats would only be a day’s welcomed distraction. Someone is walking the halls of Congress with Monkress’ DD214 today asking questions. I’ve added some more evidence that Monkress called himself a Navy SEAL, which seems to be their defense these days, that he never said he was a SEAL. So Lori Benton of Ford & Harrison, Attorneys at Law, you know our number.

Someone sent us some information on Phillip Dale Monkress who was outed late last year by POW Network as a phony SEAL, but he’s still rockin’ the lie, so it’s time to call out the pitchfork brigade. Here’s picture of him in his motorcycle club, the US Military Veterans’ Motorcycle Club;

Notice the Trident peaking out from his vest? Well, here are his records;

Aside from the fact that Captain Larry Bailey, a real SEAL, says there’s no record of Monkress in the system, his records don’t mention BUD/S, well, unless a Computer System Maintenance Technician is the same as a SEAL in Navy talk. Here are his assignments;

He’s the CEO and president of “All-Points Logistics” in Titusville, FL, and according to the screenshots at POW Network, he works with US government contracts and claims he’s a Native-American. I wonder if that is even true, as well, since clearly, he wasn’t a SEAL. Someone at the DVA OIG ought to check on his claims of being a 100% disabled veteran, too.

ADDED: It seems the lawyers are trying to make the point that Monkress never called himself a SEAL, but here’s a page from the Brevard Business News which reprints a slide presentation in their publication;

Monkress APL ad
And an alert reader found a Florida Today article behind a pay wall. Scroll down and you’ll see where the article calls Monkress a Navy SEAL. Where’d the reporter get that idea?

Florida Today Monkress article
Here’s an ad that BBN ran in their publication about a business conference. But Monkress never claimed to be a SEAL, right?

BBN Ad

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OWB

PH – you figure some pesos or rubles or $3 bills somewhere did some serious misbehaving to make the list??

Valkyrie

@691 Derrick – What do you mean you’re not interested in me!?! What about the baby???

Stew

@PH, Will do.

I like this one: “Cut the head of the fish and the rest smells.”

WTF?

Obviously, this guy’s not a fisherman.

While you’re at it, don’t put all your chickens in one basket, dude.

The shoe’s on the other hand now!

That train has sailed…

Stew

Calling this guy a retard is an insult to the mentally challenged.

TSO

Anyone have a clue with this boring wordy bastard is saying?
I have up, but I assume it is same dude that posted my shit the other day?

TSO

*gave

Valkyrie

All I know is first we’re going steady and then he leaves me and Derrick Jr. for some two bit floozy just cause she has no teeth. We’re heart broken he’s no longer interested in us.

OWB

TSO, it just sounds like setting up an insanity defense to me!

Green Thumb

Glad I went to bed early last night.

Poser Phil does not strike me as being this bright.

Slimeball.

Valkyrie

Green – I think it’s the same guy that’s been harassing Jonn all along. He is using a bad translator program and spewing nonsense as usually.

He’s such a high and mighty brillant lawyer that he’s laying out exactly what and how he’s going to bring suit against Jonn so that everyone sees and knows what he’s going to do but will be to weak to stop it. Then he’s going to start a “class war” and put us all in our place. Then he’s going to take over the world. Finally he’s going to tie a towel around his neck and run around in is under-roos and his “cape”.

JAGC

@691… I live in the real world of courtrooms, prosecutions, etc as you like to drone on about. Quite frankly, you’re a dim bulb and have no ammo except a keyboard. You lost, Monkress still is regarded as a fake SEAL, and you have proven your lack of insight into the law or religion. But attacking vets and military members on Memorial Day weekend… That’s class right there. The stolen valor thieves would be so proud.

Heidi

I don’t make many comments, but I will bow down to EX-Ph2 for the fast and snappy german comments. Great job. Just had to say that.

Hack.Stone

Ex-PH2@704, “disturbing money” is when you draw obscene images on currency.

Hack.Stone

Stew@708, maybe we can provide the sock puppet some new sayings.

You can lead a horse to water, but you shouldn’t switch midstream.

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but a fruitcake is a suitable Christmas gift.

It takes two to tango, but you will need several hundred for a flash mob.

If you can’t take the heat, you may want to consider moving to a cooler environment.

Ask not what your country could do for you, ask where the hell are my car keys.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to post incoherent messages on the internet and remove all doubt.

Hack.Stone

Dang, Hack! Proofread before posting, they may think that you went over to Monkeyass’s side.

Flagwaver

@691, I would just like to say…

At Harvard, Princeton, Yale, and every two-bit Community College, they definitely teach the following:

Your is very much different from You’re.

So, I guess you were talking about someone else having been educated.

Twist

Hack you forgot “two in the hand is better than the Knights who say Ni”.

Twist

Or, a penny saved is a penny that didn’t go into the beer fund.

Valkyrie

A house divided, has two halves.
A fool and his money, is a drunks best friend.
A leopard can’t change, his underwear.
A man who is his own “lawer”, has you for a client.
All fingers, and no brains.
Beelzebub has a devil, for a nice accent piece.
Best laid schemes, of posers and phonys.

(Sorry, used all my wits staying up all night to pick on Stumpy. G’night y’all)

Nik

Wait…wait. I’m trying to summon up the strength to be impressed.

Aw, fuckit. Ain’t happening.

Posts 648 and all the crazy shit beyond, we appreciate you coming out and suiting up, and if you still want a letter at the end of the season, you’re in for that but really, you’re just not contributing to the game. If you want to suit up and sit in the bench, fine. Just don’t get in the way of the schmuckafuck bringing in the Gatorade.

Let us know when the team that can spell “A Game”, much less bring it gets here. Until then, you’re not worth interrupting a good bowel movement.

And really though, convey my condolences to your parents. Somebody had to seed and birth the dumbass of the season. It’s sad that it had to happen to them. But it was just a matter of statistics.

Sparks

@691 Who are you charging billable hours to for that BS rant?

A Proud Infidel

Nice work Ex-PH2, But the best “Slap in the face” definitely came from Valkyrie, GOOD HIT!!

Sparks

@691 Living proof that cousins shouldn’t fuck. Sorry for the lower middle class response to such magnificent oratory as your post. But lower class folks like me are always cutting to the chase I guess. I do have all my teeth though! That’s a big upper class plus!

Nik

You know. It’s funny how much this guy keeps telling us we don’t matter that he spends all that time and energy coming back here to keep telling us how much he doesn’t care.

Anyone phased at all by the attempts to persuade us that we’re all low class cretins? Anyone? No. I didn’t think so.

Anyone buying into the story he’s some Billy Badass and we’re just lucky we aren’t smart or capable enough to warrant his attention? Anyone? No, didn’t think so.

Frankly, I’m surprised and impressed that this waste of human flesh has the mental wherewithal to remember how to convert oxygen into carbon dioxide.

I will point out to anyone who thinks having more money makes them anyone else’s better.

1. Osama Bin Laden had a whole lotta money. Anyone here think he was our better? Nope, didn’t think so.

2. Throughout history, up to, including, and beyond this country’s founding, one truth has been shown. The upper class rules though the indulgence of the lower class. Every time you piss them off, the lower class puts up with it for a while, but usually the last thing you see is your head tumbling into a bucket to the cheers of the masses.

Valkyrie

Frankly – Thanks! Just wanted to do my part.

Nik – No, I don’t much care what he thinks of me or anyone else. I do wish he’d see his son though.

Virtual Insanity

And, what we’ve learned to date tells us Phillip Dale Monkress ain’t all that impressive except in his own (published) imagination.

I notice that the spewer of verbal excrement above has, essentially, conceded that Monkress is a liar, poser, and fraud, however he should be allowed to continue as such since we are mere rabble.

And rather than proving the statements false, he will work to have them supressed.

“Shut uo, he explained.”

Valkyrie

It cut the (giggle) part off of my last post.

Virtual Insanity

*up. Sheesh. Need coffee.

Frankly Opinionated

Valkyrie, hit Hondo, TSO, or Jonn for my e-addy and we will hatch a plan.

Ex-PH2

Battle Report 25th May 2013 Esteemed Ones: Last night, in the wee hours of the bright full moon, I was awakned by a bright light in my face. Thinking it was a peeping Tom or a neighborhood coyote, I arose. I could not sleep, anyway, so I came here, to the Walls of the Fortress, only to find drivel and verbal diarrhea all over TAH, and Stewie and Valkyrie valiently attempting to hold the Fort on their own. Unable to sleep owing to the noise of moon photons whizzing past my ears, I joined the fray. I had engaged with alacrity. I did my best to come up with insults in German. I felt a bit rusty, but soldiered on. The best I could do for ‘man boobs’ was Mann Brustwarzen, which tranlastes as man nipples, but I though it might do. And then I realized that Stewie, Valkyrie and I were facing an Enemy with straw for ammunition, so I went to work. Valkyrie, the Brave and Hoyotoho spearchukking Shieldbearing Warrior Maiden engaed in pincer movement to the right. Stewie, the Relentlessly Armed and Greaved Warrior Swordsman, took the pincer movement far to the left. I distracted the Enemy with Verbosity as Valkyrie and Stewie moved relentlessly onward into a chokehold. I was merely the hinge that enabled my Companions to attack and successfully drive Derrick the Moobish Blowhard, scorned and illiterate Enemy of the Righteous, back across the Great River of Discontent. Valkyrie, unfortunately, received the chilling news that her encounter with Derrick, He of the Construction Crane for a Name, had resulted in the instantaneous creation of an offspring. My understanding of physics is that this can result in the creation of a new Universe. I believe the correct nomenclature is the “Big Bang”. It happened so quickly, she never knew what hit her. She deserves a Medal and our support, some money and several weeks at a spa. Stewie, Valiant soul, distracted Derrick, he of Verbal Diarrhea fame, long enough for Valkyrie to escape although she was forced to leave her booty (football jacket) behind. His… Read more »

A Proud Infidel

An excellent AAR, Ex-PH2! I wish I could have tuned and joined in in time, but like cowards,Philip Dale Monkress & Co. try to sneak in at night and make a mess, I equate them to the OWS fleabags that defecate wherever they please like Third World denizens!
@728, Sparks, Yeah, and I also see it as one reason why we have laws against incest!

Ex-PH2

Oh, yeah: Heidi, Hack, et al., thank you for the compliment. I was inspired by my companions in the verbal battle. I believe there are more to come.

The Great River of Discontent borders a land filled with thieves and scum. We must be careful.

Ex-PH2

Infidel, we are all Warriors in this fight.

Trying to interpret the verbal diarrhea without getting any on myself made my brain hurt, but I carried on, laughing myself silly in the process.

I still don’t know what Derrick, or Drek, or Whatever, in all his manifestations, is trying to say, but he did threaten TAH with attacks from Russia, Belarus and China. Does he have a valid passport? Is he even allowed to be on the streets unsupervised? Stay tuned for the next installment.

A Proud Infidel

I CAN’T WAIT!! I just hope I’m online when he comes again and get to have fun as well. I view monkeyass and his crowd as the retarded monkeys who mash their turds into their own faces rather than throw them!!

Ex-PH2

I almost forgot: Staganger is to the south of Karmoy, not to the east.

Derrick the Dim bulb seems to not know that.

And trying to pretend you’re an alien is just not cool. Someone needs to talk to him about his flair.

LostOnThemInterwebs

Where to begin? Before I forget! Monkress! my man! you are the man! I got it now! see is not that he is stupid we got it all wrong, he is a pioneer, he is there, with the Monkress flag, full of drool, pushing hard, rucking stupidity after stupidity, going into that area of “Unknown Stupidity” with his flag, conquering it …. Monkress “The Stupidity Explorer” Here we go, daily insult, now @691 “You will never find me” See you got it all wrong, you are trying to “Divide en conquer” yeah yeah we all read those books too, the difference is some have actually know some stuff, so let me enlighten you (everyone else I’m sorry I’m going to go military historian on this idiot, you might be bored sorry) Your phrase tries to imply we are looking for you, now let me explain the situation: – The server, with its static IP Address is more like a fortress than anything, static IP see? now you, that you change IP Addresses because of your ISP, you are mobile, so you would look to the fortress as a small patrol (well not really you would look to the fortress like a jackass, but that’s beyond this specific point) Now, by coming in here and then “leaving” you are using a guerrilla warfare tactic, which is stupid because you are not anonymous, your IP gets detected, you leave details about you, there is no OPSEC, the internet is not a guerrilla warfare as much as people might want to tell you, internet or cyber warfare, is actually more like the war in the sea or the dessert, you do not go and stupidly attack a fortress if you can slide by, of course you are stuck, you have tried to cut the pie and failed, you believe you are in an ambush and everything you know about ambushes is that you need to force your way out of them; let me give you a surprise: “You are not being ambushed” you are coming here and spitting your stupidity and even worse… Read more »

Valkyrie

Ex – You are truly a Warrior and I am unworthy to bask in the effervescence of your mighty sword. I merely defended the yard until Stew could arrive and defend the barn. It was you riding in on your lyrical steed that saved the manor and all us around it.
It was an honor to do battle beside someone so majestic and I only hope I can raise little Dirk to become a fighter in the crusade with Good verses Evil. I’m afraid he’ll turn to the dark side though, they’ve got cookies after all.

Ex-PH2

Valkyrie, I am truly honored.

They may have cookies but you’re his mommy. I’m glad you named him Dirk. A Dirk is a dagger, the Tip of the Spear – so to speak.

Train little Dirk well. May he fight in many Universes against the Horde of Scum, Villany and Infamy!

Ex-PH2

Lost: Potato number? Awesome sauce, man!

That makes more sense than ‘disturbing money’. I don’t know if ‘disturbing money’ means that money can be disturbed, or is disturbing. Carry on!!!!

Stew

@PH, that was truly eloquent. In the war of words, you are clearly the ultimate weapon.

I wonder when our multifaceted but linguistically challenged friend will return with his international alliance of imaginary cohorts for his next verbal bashing. Surely this can’t be all?

Frankly Opinionated

In an obscure bar on the Florida Spacecoast, somewhere between Micca and Mims, in a dark, dim corner, in a booth smelling of ewwww, whatever, sits a sad little person, fondling his “Budweiser Pin”, while perusing internet comments on his Iphone. Phillip Dale Monkress is pondering just how much longer his MC will allow him to soil their name with his phoniness. Memorial Day weekend was never meant to be a day of glee and happiness.

Marine_7002

I ran some of what’s-his-face’s English-(allegedly)language (posts through Google Translate.

The results repeatedly came up “YGBSM!”.

Ex-PH2

Stew, I do foresee more battles coming. They only come out at night, you know. A grinning goatherd is your worst enemy.

But look at the potential for a rich harvest of fertilizer that one individual created, all by his lonesome. If Peruvian bat guano is so valuable that it’s harvested and sold commercially, then why not this verbal diarrhea. Once dried, pummeled (by machines) and bagged, we could make a serious load of cash from it.

@747, it proves he’s an alien, doesn’t it?

A Proud Infidel

Phillip Dale Monkress, a perpetual cornucopia of idiocy!

julie wEir

I don’t know who Julie Wier is but I am Julie Weir, great investigating skills there, buddy! I don’t give a yellow turd who you are, you don’t scare me. Although I am a little flattered you have included me in your game. What woman wouldn’t be? The fact that a “man” is threatening a woman PUBLICLY in GERMAN speaks highly of you & your client. I bet you make the ladies SWOON! So, you admit to working for ” CERTIFIED NATIVE AMERICAN FORMER NAVY SEAL, CHIEF LIES ALOT”? I’m sure the Native American community is thrilled to know that they have been allegedly exploited by a white man once again. His recent actions speak volumes! I love your threats, lets me know that truth has been revealed and Monkress is running SCARED AS HE SHOULD BE. FRAUD is a big deal when you allegedly slurped up approximately 167 MILLION in tax payer dollars in the last 3 years. Those pesky REPS & CERTS in ORCA /SAM can be complicating to explain, I’m sure. Contracts are given preference to the race of people we(US GOVT) all but wiped off the face of the earth because we (US GOVT) got greedy. “SOCCER MOM vs. SS NAZI” that should sell tickets! It’s really big of you to threaten a soccer mom. That’s very “domestically violent” of you. I’m sure the courts will love translating your grammatically incorrect, barely coherent German threat to “injure” me. But, thank you for threatening me in public, it has made it very easy to involve local and federal law enforcement. So here’s what I say to you, Mr. bad Terminator poser, BRING IT ON! You have my address & phone number, so lets go! Check my concealed weapons permit status with my local agency, it’s public record. As far as your “betters, high born, blue blood” digs, I didn’t know that a child allegedly born to a 19 year old mom & 14 year old father, raised in squaller constitutes “blue blood” or anyones better? My heritage is from honest, hard working, silver & bronze star awarded… Read more »

Virtual Insanity

Well, gentlemen, it looks like the ladies have this one handled.

I’ll be out by the pool.

Just an Old Dog

Iv’e witnessed bar brawls, public breast-feeding 3 Orgies in Olongapo and a county fair, but I never seen shit like this thread.
The SV Tourney has got to give the Sock-Puppet award to Monkress.
Back to the original topic before the sockpuppets tried to hi jack it.
Monkress lied about being a SEAL. Everything else doesn’t matter. That’s enough to say he’s a chode-yodeling, cock-mongering piece of whale shit.

julie wEir

@virtual
I got this one, he doesn’t scare me AT ALL.
I’m more of a man than he will ever hope to be.

Frankly Opinionated

Lovin’ these breaks from my wood shop. Come in, grab a cold tea, sit down at my computer and hope that my laughing doesn’t wake my dogs, (They work so hard all night long to maintain local security that I may enjoy my nights sleep.).
Me thinks that the followers of Phillip Dale Monkress, (hey! another Google hit going down), are as clueless as he is. I wonder if they wear the same United States Military Veterans Motorcycle Club patch as he does. (Dayum, another Google hit on the USMVMC)
We all know him as Monkeyass, and that more than adequately describes him for our purposes, but to use his whole, (or is that “hole”?), name enables the world of the curious to see his asshattery at its finest.

Frankly Opinionated

Phillip Dale Monkress, (Google hit, again.), has opened a can of female Whoopass with antagonizing Ms Julie Weir, it appears. Strange how those in the right have nothing to fear, no need to attempt, (feebly), to intimidate, or scare.
It must really suck to be Phillip Dale Monkress of the USMVMC, this Memorial Day weekend.

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