Meet Sgt. Major Ronald Mailahn, the youngest Marine SGM

| May 19, 2013

Bumped back up to the top because Mailahn wants us to take it down. He threatened us with a law suit until I sent him our attorney’s email address and now he just wants me to be cool (You used to be cool). Just some background; he’s ALLEGEDLY behind on child support, he ALLEGEDLY stole $12k from his daughter’s Little League Association. He ALLEGEDLY got fired for making $800 worth of phone calls from the fire station where he worked for phone sex – but I’m the reason he can’t find a job.

Lately, every time I try to be a nice guy, I get it stuck right in my ass, so those days have passed and Mailman is a fixture here. I think he started in again because the Stolen Valor Tournament is gearing up this week and he’s shooting for another one seed. But he even failed at winning the tourney last year.

Yeah, that’s Sgt. Major Ronald Mailahn who claims to be the youngest sergeant major in the Marine Corps. He’d have to be with only nine years in the Corps, according to his hash marks on the sleeve. The good folks at POW Network decided that he needed broader exposure so they sent him to us.

They tell us he’s a 43-year-old car salesman who lives in his mother’s basement. He was a fireman until he ran up the firehouse phonebill with more than $800 in telephone calls to phone sex numbers and they fired his horny ass. According to his own profiles, he graduated from high school when he was 20 years old – a real over-achiever.

Did I mention that he was arrested for embezzling over $12,000 from the Barrington New Jersey girls little league association? Well, he did – that over-achiever thing working for him again. his defense in that case? He’s a Marine and he’d never violate his code of ethics and do something like that.

Well except that the NPRC has no record of him ever serving. Ever.

He has a philosophy that the more websites that he posts this information, the more credibility he has. So here’s his information posted on yet another website. let’s see how that philosophy works for him.

Oh, by the way, he just sent the good folks at POW Network an email threatening to…guess what…sue if they don’t remove the information from their website that he himself posted on the internet;

U have my info on your site I want it removed asap I gave no permission to have any of my info pix or anything on your site I would also like to have the name of whoever put my name on there I have the collingswood police dept looking into to who put it up there but I want it removed forthwith

I’m sure that “forthwith” had Chuck and Mary shaking in their shoes. I know it gave me a feeling.

I will keep sending u my request till u do oh and I contacted my lawer if its not down with in 2s hrs I will sue u

If I ever start typing like a twelve-year-old girl, I’d hope that one of you fine people would put me out of my misery.

So, now his “info pix” are posted on yet another website…I wonder what his “lawer” will advise. I’d better call my “lawer” and tell him that there will be one more in the “I’m here to sue TAH” line at the Mineral County Courthouse next Tuesday.

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Virtual Insanity

L,

I’m Army.

I think Mailahn sucks, too.

that help?

670P

Hey “L:”

We don’t care.

Carry on.

Joe Williams

Marines simply all who claim to be a Marine without earning the title.We are a proud few. We wear our Uniform ,knowing that there is long line of Marines that the highest price.They are watching us to uphold the Corps’s values. Do you get a vague idea of why we(Marines) get upset at POSers.

Flagwaver

I’m reading L’s comments and I think blood is going to squirt out of my eyes. Not because he is standing up for Mailman, but because the lack of grammar is giving me an aneurism.

It’s okay to stand up for your friend. I’ve done that in my civvie life and in the military. However, when my friends break the law or do something monumentally stupid (that I was not involved in), I am the first to call them on the carpet. And what this man did definitely lands on top of the monument.

As for whether L is Mailman or not, I give less than the square root of a negative fuck. The fact that L is making excuses and trying to justify the behavior is what gets me.

Personally, if L really were a vet, he would be up in arms about this, too. But, since he is trying to make excuses, then he is nothing to me without first providing his own DD214.

A_Proud_Infidel

Hell, Joe, I’m Army, and I hate ALL POSers! I’d love to catch one of these snot-spined scumbags while they’re in their uniforms, and after giving them a hellfire and brimstone ass-chewing in front of GOD and everyone, take them out behind the woodpile and treat them like a cheap doormat with Jane Fonda’s picture on it!!

Frankly Opinionated

@”L”:
What makes you think we are Marines? Some are, I am not, and as best I know, neither is the Admin here.
Whether you are or are not the dipshit in the topic, HE is a turd with “Life member” status.
Jesus forgives so that I don’t have to.
Get a life you useless dope.

FatCircles0311

Marines have no heart because they don’t take kindly to poser shitbags!

That makes about as much sense as a grown ass man continuing to text type U instead of spelling it out.

I wish I could literally take a shit on both of you. That’s the only Marine thing either of you rate. I have a feeling that already occurred though which is most likely why PFC bad of dicks aka Mailahn decided he needed to step up his badass factor by pretending to be one.

Mr. GameAndShow Formerly C2

L guy is just full of assumptions, I am air force. Alot of mixture here of services.

Mr. GameAndShow Formerly C2

Oh and there is only one man who spells “u” like that. Its probably Mailahn from another location.

A_Proud_Infidel

665, I’m betting it’ s from the “free Internet” room of some Public Library!

PintoNag

L: This is going to go way over your head, but here it is. Being human does not absolve you from the responsibility of doing something wrong.

In other words: if you did it, own it. And if it’s wrong, you need TO STOP DOING IT!

Ex-PH2

Mailahn, the only thing you want is to be the center of attention. If it weren’t, then you wouldn’t keep coming back here or threatening lawsuits, or any of the other silly things you’ve been doing. It was all let go until you showed up again.

You aren’t fooling anyone, you know, so piss off.

Oh, yeah, while I’m at it: Navy here, not USMC.

Just an Old Dog

So Mailman got turned downed from another job?,,, I’m betting it had nothing to do with this blog. The only jobs he would qualify for (very low end blue collar or service industry) probably will go off of his application and the impression he gives if given an interview.
If someone of his age sent me an application with a spotty work history, that was filled out like a 6th grader, he wouldn’t get a second look. I’m sure a deeper look, such as his credit history and legal problems would be a red flag well before his poser history was bought to light.
In short Ron, if this blog was to totally disappear, you STILL wouldn’t get a job, because you are an unqualified, unethical, illiterate,untrustworthy bag of douche.

Mr. GameAndShow Formerly C2

Why look at that, excessive amount of “u” in that post just like Mr. L.

Mailahn just doesnt quit, he wants sympathy or is hoping Jonn gives him sympathy so that people can feel for him and gets the “positive” attention he wants. When things go bad, just email the person who has outed you for being a POS with “losing jobs man, please take me off..my life is in ruins here because of you!”

Mr. GameAndShow Formerly C2

Im thinking whats worse is that he said he was done posting on here and tired of it. He openly admitted to that one female that he checks this forum to see what people said about him.

Combat Historian

Because of your whining and sniveling, Jonn will probably keep you up here indefinitely…didn’t work out so well, did it?

Twist

As I read this thread this is running through my head

A_Proud_Infidel

Hey Mailahn, my advice to you: Call 9-111111 and have a WAAAAAHmbulance take you someplace for a group hug, some Kool-Aid, and a few verses of “Kum-ba-yah”. If you need someone to cry to about what we’ve said about you here, especially me, GO SOMEWHERE ELSE!! I was raised by the “Old School”, my idea of fun would be what I said earlier!

Veritas Omnia Vincit

The dude stole money from a kids sports program, nothing more needs to be said.

Stolen Valor isn’t a real crime? Tell that to the little girls who have no money for their softball program…

Lying about your service won’t stop a lot of folks from hiring you, being an embezzler is a serious roadblock however as new employers don’t much care for employees who take money from them…

David

kinda reminds me of the fella who interviewed with us, and after hemming and hawing about why he was quitting a HIGHLY successful rising star tech company, he says “well, and there was that sexual harassment thing”

AverageNCO

So Mailman/Driveway says, “…you all have done wrong in your life. And I have admitted mine to u and the rest who judge me. It’s time for u to let this go and move on…”
But Ronnie, aren’t you the same guy who said:
“U can put me on all the websites u want that will be more money for me when I sue”…and:
” Joke hahah I love my pix on this site please put more up I love it”….and of course we can’t forget:
“I love this please post more I love your making. Me famous”
Yeah so we’re supposed to just let everything go. I also think he mis-typed his e-mail(shocking). I think he meant to say, “u just got ME turned down”…I don’t think Jonn is looking for a job. He already has two that I know of. Also while looking at his old posts, I found this at #72:
“Yes I was and it was 9000 and it was paid back we all make mistakes unless your all named Jesus Christ”
Doesn’t that sound a lot like “L’s” post at 640: ” I only know one man that did not
And his name is Christ. And none of u are him”
Nice common theme of bad grammar, misuse of “u”, and old biblical cliche’…hmmmmm?

Ordsoldier

@ #651

L, most pepole that I know that were in the Army list the name of the post instead of, or with, the State. So I will give you the benefit of the doubt on ‘if’ you went to Texas then. Hell, lets see if you can then give me the name of the unit you were in while in ‘Texas’, plus location. Bear in mind with your MOS I know the location and I WAS there during that timeframe. It’s Put Up or Shut Up Time.

OIF '06-'07-'08

Have we got a bigger whiner than the “WHitless” one?

Mailahn's Twin

Jus beecuz sum peeples dont spell or right good it duz knot give you a write to make fum of thems. you an youre folks hear have maid allegations agenst ron. that makes you and all hear at this web sight allegators. we will have the poleece arest all the alligators for makin bad alligatiosn and wee will procecute all offendars. we will sue you. sea you in cort.

Mr. GameAndShow Formerly C2

676 – VOV, I dont know this guy is even using “stolen valor” properly. He cant get a job, he cant get dates with it. He was caught embezzling a little league of all things.

This guy is “Cant get right”

A_Proud_Infidel

More like 8TFU to me, like a turd soup & sandwich in Somalia!

Mr. GameAndShow Formerly C2

At this point just have to feel sorry for the career criminal with a literacy problem known as Ronny Mailahn. He was made nothing of himself, he has wronged anyone who has known him it seems. He talks about making “a mistake” when its a clockwork of mistakes. Well dont really feel sorry for him. Making post about being famous and then privately going to Jonn to take him off is just downright cowardly.

8TFU is more appropriate than “CantGetRight”

NHSparky

Ronald–you’re a fucking waste of oxygen. I won’t tell you to go kill yourself, because you’d probably fuck that up too.

What I will tell you is simple–you start at zero tomorrow. You build up or dig down from there. The choice is yours. But I’m going to take a wild fucking guess based on your choices to date and say you’re going to go for what Carol Merrill has hiding behind door number two–a lifetime supply of FAIL.

PtolemyInEgypt

@681…LMFAO dying in here. Just dying.

Mustang

@687 now that’s funny coming from this sack of shit.

https://twitter.com/eagles34/

Frankly Opinionated

Ronald Mailahn Jr. wants this to all go away. HA! Each comment that contains his name becomes a separate entry at Google. He wants fame? I will help, as can the other readers. With every comment, include his name. He will be getting a sunburn from the glow of the Googlefu Lights.

OIF '06-'07-'08

Damn John, seems as if our guy Ron has gone extra full retard on you.

Frankly Opinionated

Ronald Mailahn Jr., someone prints the truth about you and you get offended. Then having no other way to handle it, you decide to print falsehoods about your protagonist. Not even as “sorta smart” move. You are 100% douchewater.

NHSparky

How the fuck does a guy who at best makes 1/10 of what I make afford an iPhone?

And why is it he can post bullshit pics on his Twitter feed but can’t show the pics of his “girlfriend” who looks like she was trussed up like a Christmas rib roast?

Yo, Ronny–inquiring minds, shit like that.

Frankly Opinionated

Ronald Mailahn Jr., your “bunk buddy” “L” stated above that he made up your rack and you shined his boots. Waaay back when I was in the military, even before DADT, there were a pair like that in our AIT unit. They were found out and discharged for being homosexual.

Mustang

I don’t think Mailman is afraid of lawyers; afterall, he’s got his own “lawer” to protect him.

A_Proud_Infidel

Mailboy & company, “RETARDS ON PARADE”!

NHSparky

Mustang–he keeps believing his “lawers” when they tell him they can get him off with only probation for his latest “mistake.” Only problem is, one of these days he’s going to end up with Branum as counsel and he’ll end up on a bunk trussed up for Bubba.

Frankly Opinionated

@693: Ronald Mailahn Jr., I erred above. It was “Anonymous” who shared bunks with you and shined your shoes. My bad.

Hack Stone

I fought the “lawer”, and the “lawer” won. I have a soft spot for the Mailman, what with being a fellow Marine and being from my neck of the Philadelphia suburbs. So Ron, how is that career as a unicorn herder working out for you?

Mr. GameAndShow Formerly C2

How can he afford a cell? Welfare and AT&T Lifeline program, but I think thats for actual home phone lines. Has to be some government phone.

Hondo

Jonn, if that twit’s tweet disappears – let me know. I have a screen capture.

OWB

A couple of observations (stating the obvious for 95% of the readers):

This lying fraud is willing to do anything for attention, even negative attention. He has proven that several times when all of us had forgotten about him, so he had to do or say something outrageous to bring himself back into our consciousness.

This lying fraud has mental problems far beyond our abilities even if we could appropriately treat them via this medium.

This lying fraud has proven himself capable of outrageous behavior apparently just for the sake of being outrageous. Laughing at him simply feeds his fractured ego.

Evidently this lying fraud really, really, really wants to spend some time in jail and we have so far not obliged him in that desire, not that anyone actually should feel responsible for providing this lying fraud with anything just because he wants it.

However, no one here deserves the kind of vitriol that he and others attempt to share with us. Most of us have contended all along that he, and all other criminals, should pay for their criminal activity.

Press on, Jonn! I am tired of hearing from and about this lying fraud.

Ex-PH2

Barrington is north of Blackwood. I know the area. I can drive over there. It’s only 750 miles from my house. I’ll take Mikey with me for company.

OWB

PH – I would join you in that effort, since you know the neighborhood.

Actually, I do know a few aging Marines not far from there who would want to watch as we explained the facts of life to the lying fraud. (They would probably try to sell tickets.)

MCPO NYC USN (Ret.)

An Open Blog Post to Ronald Mailahn:

So Jersey Boy, you want to threaten to put someone in a body bag.

Threaten me!

I am right across the river. No! Not the Delaware River, you little shit. The City of Brotherly Hatred Against All Who Walk the Earth does not qualify as a city anymore. The river that separates the state I was born in and the state I live and work in now. The Hudson River … you freaking barnyard reject!

I challenge you, you putrid rotting mollusk!

Threaten me and local law enforcement will be knocking on your door in a New York minute!

Hack Stone

Hey, Mailman, I hail from Cinnaminson. I don’t live there anymore, but I head back North to visit family every few weeks. Can you pencil me in for a beatdown?

Looking at your photo, you like the guy that was slinging bullshit to me when I was in a bar right after graduating boot camp. Did you bring your scrawny ass over to a bar in Cinnaminson back in October 1981?