Weekend open thread
A veterinarian handles two new born Bengal tiger cubs at Bali Zoo on Aug. 12, 2015 in Gianyar, Bali, Indonesia. The Bengal tiger cubs were born on Sunday, August, 2 2015 in Bali Zoo. (Photo: Putu Sayoga/Getty Images)
The latest phony to threaten us with legal action is William Roy. his lawyer is talking to Google to get our post removed. Good luck with that, Bill. Google has no control over what we post here.
Anyway, he called to ask me to remove it because, it wasn’t him that made the claims about Vietnam service, it was his friend. And, then he showed up for a photo shoot for a friend and they handed him that uniform and he just put it on. And we’ve never heard that before.
Funny, but in the initial call he made to me, he said he could prove that he earned all of those medals, then the story changed when he discovered that I didn’t flinch. I’m sure there’s a spot in the DRC for him.
Anyway, another phony is going to be arrested later this weekend and we’ve been promised an exclusive photo of the arrest. So while you’re waiting, gaze at the adorable Bengal tiger cubs.
Category: Open thread
First !!!
Neener, Neener, Neener !!!
lucky luky luky
I’m just like the Eggo thief and twice as fast.
The wife doesn’t call me “Speedy” for nothing.
ha ha ha ha 🙂
until next week !!!!
🙂
🙂
Make that next month and I’d believe it.
With the luck I’m have right now your probably right on the money
I would have been back sooner to bask in the glory of being first, but shortly after I made a little lunch and settled into my La_Z-Boy, we had a power outage.
It lasted roughly an hour and a half.
The radio news is now reporting some Kamikaze squirrel thought he was Rocky and fried his nuts on an insulator up at Lewisville or Menan somewhere.
When will they learn, in this heat, you only need to crack them, not fry them.
squirrel is mighty tasty…
it’s sad that he was probably turned to dust Lol…
Now you know how John “Not my real name” Stark of “The Stunning Agency” gets his hands on those burning signal squirrels he uses in his SERE class.
Damn you, Claw131, that was mighty funny! Good thing the beer mug was on the table. Who is up for a Flaming Squirrel, ten times more powerful than a Flaming Moe?
That reminds me of a comment from a friend of a former neighbor who was a lineman for a power company, he said “As long as squirrels exist, we’ll always get plenty of overtime!”.
well don’t have that issue in Tucson, Az but our Monsoon Storms here keep the power company busy as you know what
Is he a lineman for the county?
Glen Campbell would be proud.
They’re good for cable companies as well. One got into the box on my apartment building and shredded the coax going into my apartment down to the core.
Our three megawatt LORAN C transmitters used to drop off line for no apparent reason. We always called them Gecko Overloads. From time to time a Gecko would find its way into the high voltage power supply. At 25 kilo volts there was never enough of the lizard left to prove he was ever there. The Zap and the explosion were simultaneous.
Lizards and tree frogs are good at getting into electrical boxes as well, I had to replace the printed circuit board on our well filter thanks to a tree frog and the control box on our central A/C was taken out by another small reptilian or amphibian critter that decided to come in and fry (According to Mrs Proud Infidel®™, it was fried extra-crispy and unidentifiable).
Will there be video of the perp walk too?
I’m third
one more day and then……… well it’s hotter then hell here. 110 at at 1350 not looking much better tomorrow 114 tomorrow I’m celebrating another year here on planet earth, turning the ripe old age of 45 the only epic event for August the 15 in 1945 the emperor of Japan finely tapped out also on this day my mom was visiting my Dad in the people’s republic of California and and I decided to POP OUT a little unexpected for them. and from what I’ve been told a navy Doc about shit his pants, ever since then life has been a epic journey went to college dropped out became a land surveyor went back to school worked all over North America. and then one fateful night in a off strip casino lounge I bumped in to a marine recruiter two days later at the ripe old age of 34 I joined the Army. the absolute craziest that I’ve ever done. and Zero Regrets then in 2010 I had my Bo-Bo, being the tuff crazy son of a bitch that I was I trucked on for many months until one day I passed out and woke up in Germany stay for a week and then back to CONUS, and then retirement in 2013 I fought like a mad man to stay in and I thought I had my. chain of command on my side then one day my NCM, Commander, Wife, and platoon Sargent, and my CSM brought me back to reality after 8 surgeries one cable in my back a rebuilt left leg and foot with titanium, and minus some copper in my left shoulder from 2008 The Army told me to go and FUCK MYSELF it Broke my heart everybody has told me they have taken great care of me and my family. but I miss it still, then one day trolling a few military pages on Facebook I found TAH. and nothing has ever been the same THANK YOU TAH, JONN, HONDO, and all the Great people on here I laugh again. every day now rocks with… Read more »
Happy Birthday and stay cool!!
same back Eggs stay cool I’m hopeful that my better half will take me to Mt Graham or down to Parker canyon lake to stay cool. 🙂
Went to Patagonia last week – hotter than Hades. Thankfully the rental camper had ac. Checking beverage temps at the local cantina for now
I live in Vail, AZ, but have a home in Patagonia. Going down tomorrow for a shoot em up. Green as a jungle down there and hopefully about 10 degrees cooler.
it looks like Parker Canyon lake tomorrow for us we are looking at homes down south of Sierra Vista now it freacking To HOT For me anymore
Gosh, gee whillikers, HAPPY BIRTHDAY to ALL you folks!
THANK YOUUUU
My wife celebrates her birthday tomorrow also.
Born 23 years before you.
Happy Birthday to you.
Thank You CLAW131
and a BIG HAPPY BIRTHDAY to your better half from the kelly family
Mrs Dennis – not chevy no longer has birthdays; she celebrates the anniversary of her 29th birthday. When I asked her how that works since she has passed the 29th anniversary of her 29th birthday; she gave me the look
he he he he 🙂
if my daughter and the one on the way allows me to do this then at 50 no more !!!
I just call it my “n” anniversary of my 29th birthday.
n=first, second, third etc.
😉
🙂
Sounds like my grandmother. She has been 23 1/2 since I was a child. I have absolutley no idea what her true age is.
Uh… Skippy, you and I don’t just share the same birthday, but birth date as well. For tomorrow I turn 45 as well.
I shall lift one in your honor.
Well, Happy, Happy, HAPPY Birthday to both of you youngsters!
big Thank you to the both of you !!!!
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Happy birthday to anyone who is having one in the immediate and/or near future, and many, many more to come!
Thank you. God help me, mine is today and it’s the 29th anniversary of my 39th.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BILL ! ! !
My homemade amateur video recording is for YOU, too!
Mucho Grande on the B-Day and the Anniversary of the 29th B-day… LOL. 🙂
Mr Bill
Ex-PH2.
It Seems a lots of us have B-Days this month Lol
thank you….
🙂
All of you born in August are under the sign of Leo, the Lion.
That explains a lot! 🙂
Heeeeeee Hawwwwwwwwww ! ! ! !
Skippy, another cool coincidence, you currently live in the town I grew up in.
Next time I get home to see my mother, we should get together and tilt a few.
Come on Down !!!!!
just have to be careful of the potholes here on the NW Side of town,
and the Havalinas. the pig like rodents we have here are BAD Lol..
thank you again….
Ummm, are you sure you two weren’t separated at birth???
hmmm I don’t think so….. 🙂
Happy birthday, Skippy!
BIG THANK YOU… Casey !!!!!
Happy Birthday Skippy and Kinda Young ET1 and many more. If I had Skippy’s mailing address I’d send him some WD40 for all that metal he’s carrying around.
ask JONN he has it
damn I toke my sleepless meds and my head is spinning
https://youtu.be/ctECstDhC9s
Way to go, Skippy!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Awesome John THANK YOU !!!!
I noticed the Oregon Flag it’s my wife’s where me wife
went to school UofOregon
well so much for going to the lake went to Kitt Peak to see the telescopes with the family and blew out my leg trying to catch a lizard for my daughter. I crown myself Dumb Ass of the day
and I know better to. 🙁
next stop the hospital ER room
A Very Happy Birthday to you Skippy. Many wonderful returns of the this day as well. Thank you, my brother, for being part of this family I also found while recovering from a surgery in 2012.
Sparks, Thank you Brother !!!!!
I’m very Happy and Proud To be a part of this family 🙂
Let’s see…Maryland? Florida? Washington State? Washington D.C.?
It’s SHILLARY!!! 😀
it’s so AMAZING how she can get away with so much felonious behavior and people are still dumb enough to want to vote for her
BHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I read an interesting article on Hillary today. the premise was that Hillary is the Yoko Ono of politics. She is only tolerated because of a talented husband. Like Yoko, Hillary has no discernible talent and no real accomplishments either in life or her chosen profession. She has power only because people fear her. Both Yoko and Hillary have never been bashful of using their husbands status to beat up people who don’t show them the proper deference. Vote for Hillary, because…vagina!
Noticeably, at Yoko Ono’s most recent performance a few months ago, few, if any, people showed up and most of those who were there by accident skirted their way around her, giving her strange looks.
It’s just a shame when someone is rich, famous(less), and bored, isn’t it?
Well, number 7 on the thread. At least it is suppose to be lucky.
If the colors on that photo are accurate, the cub on the left in the photo may well be a white tiger.
Certainly does look that way. They sure are little cutie pies.
Little known OWB factoid – as a kid I wanted a white Bengal. Never got one, but still a soft spot for them.
I remember getting to have my pic taken with a six month old cub, she was white and had a $65K price tag, the second time was with a six month old yellow male cub they said would be a paltry $6,500. One look at that cat’s parents kept me from even thinking about it, said cat’s parents weighed about 500 pounds each!
There’s a big cat rescue near here that houses tigers and similar cats rescued from private owners or circuses that went bust. I took a night tour one time. One of the tigers was resting next to the fence of his enclosure. We were about 6-10 feet from him. Something got his attention and he instantly went from resting on his side to alert and on his feet. When 500 lbs of cat suddenly jumps up SILENTLY, it gets your attention. They’re amazing animals.
Yes indeed! One of the people working at the place I visited told me that the adult tigers ate about fifteen pounds of meat a day (usually chicken).
You guys know what a tiger is, don’t you. A 500 pound pussy that can eat you.
In Siberia, pussy eat -you-…
Was that too catty a remark?
My cat just took a Giduck on the dog. The dog refused to eat it.
John Giduck – the turd with a face!
Another literal laugh out loud moment. That is the second one, and I am not even 1/3 through the thread.
I Wish My dog would stop doing this all over the Grass and focus on the 80% of the yard the is rock
I see that Bernasty Pants is trying to have his per-trial conference on the 17th closed to the public.
pre-trial
You may have been right the first time.
That is Laugh #3. Keep them coming guys, and girls.
He can ask. But given his behavior thus far, I’d be surprised if the judge let him take an unscheduled catheter break, instead telling him to sit there until his bladder blew out.
Do we have a TAH Court Reporter that will be present for the in-court abortion that is his legal acumen?
Not first, don’t give a shit. More syrup and cheese to my friends and family thus weekend.
More to topic, why are there only three lawyer jokes? Cause the rest are true.
I see that Chile, a magnet for skiers and other snowsport people, is facing a possible 20ft dump of powder on the slopes. Lindsay Vonne’s been skiing down there and broke her ankle.
New Zealand and southwestern Australia are also having one of the snowiest winters they’ve had since 1978, and expecting more.
Gone too soon…..
http://www.militarytimes.com/media/cinematic/gallery/30468701/smas-morning-pt-with-army-times-2015-smoy-winner/
I Love Global Warming !!!!
Makes me feel, I don’t know, kinda…warm and good inside.
Isn’t the Sun supposed to be cooling and causing another mini-Ice Age to occur on Earth?
Maybe I’m confused by the news reports.
The VA doctors say severe sleep apnea will exhaust and confuse me.
same here
Well, John, I know that the sun is going through one of its episodes of few or now sunspots and has been for some time now. But since the sun is what actually drives the weather on this planet, the atmosphere’s reaction time to the sun may be somewhat slower than the weather-guessers really understand.
Basically, they have a lot of real-time data that goes back to maybe the early 1900s, and also, they’re mostly guessing.
I do have some interesting stuff to convery, however, in regard to air pollution and global warming, etc.
In one square yard of lawn, there are approximately 3,000 grass sprigs (plants). By doing the simple arithmetic to get an approximate number for a square mile or grass, there are 3,097,600 square yards in a mile. That allows for 9,292,800,000 grass sprigs in a square mile. This is more grass plants per square mile than the population of the Earth.
I haven’t done the math for forested land, e.g., trees, but I will. The numbers can and will be remarkable.
And the Accuweather forecast for fall looks like a fairly ‘average’ fall, except that the left coast may get a LOT of rain, from the pending El Nino which is supposed to be the BIGGEST one since 1978. I think that’s the right year, but it might go back further to the 1960s.
Sleep Apnea? Welcome to the club my man! Diagnosed in 1992 and have used a CPAP since. I sleep well now and the wife loves it because I no longer shake the windows snoring.
CLAW131 is the man. He owns this thread. He won it fair and square. He has the power. Do not try him. Do not cross him. Choose your words carefully. He is first among equals, if only for the weekend. Think of him as…
CAUTION…CAUTION…STRONG LANGUAGE!!!!!
I graciously accept your laudatory comment and will continue on my path to glory and riches.
Praise,Glory,Riches and $1.05 will get me a cup of joe at Bob’s Sinclair Station, who’s with me?
NO thanks. I’ll be at Bob’s Sunoco up the road from my house. It’s also a small Bass Pro Shop, and sells adult beverages and smokes. A bit on the spendy side, but run by some nice folks.
It’s the local, rational version of the BATF&E!
Same same at Bob’s Sinclair. Fishing stuff, beverages, etc. Early morning old farts coffee gathering and tall tales session.
Have not yet seen Matthew “TatBoy” Beck there, though. I have a verbal message for him from Green Thumb, but to date he’s been a No-Show.
William Roy. The Dullass doppelgänger. What a gas huffing idiot.
So, Roy’s trying to get Jonn to take down the TAH article about him? Hmm.
I wonder how Roy’s martial arts instructor business is doing these days?
Yeah, that , and I wonder how his induction into some Martial Arts Hall of Fame went as well?
Be nice. I heard Roy studied under Sum Dum Fuk, the nephew of the Buddhist monk Ho Lee Fuk. Totally legit.
Probably loves himself some Cream of Sum Yung Guy soup…
I have NO DOUBT about that and I’ve heard he loves to eat at “Mr.Foo’s Discount Oriental Cafe” right next to the dog pound, he loves their Sum Slo Cat and Sum Dum Dog that are freshly wokked right there!!
Mr. Foo’s, a great place to wok your dog
DUMB ASS that’s all folks
My guess is that Roy’s ricebowl suddenly came up empty. Remember all those letters he was supposedly getting from the DOD and the VA, attested to by the guy who checked Roy’s mail for years? I hope Roy and his Lawyer plan on producing all that correspondence during discovery. His STFU errand boy will probably enjoy being deposed too.
I’m not a lawyer but I wonder if he would sue me if I called him a stupid son of a bitch. Hypothetical of course.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
What is the sound of an aircraft crashing 200 yards from Sisters Airport?
He’s also going to talk with this Congresscritter on September 2nd… retired Army Brigadier General (Medical Corps) about being outed online! I’d like to be a fly on that wall as it goes down….
Drove past John Lilyea,s old office at UVM yesterday hade some good grease at Al’s French-fries.
I do miss the food in Vermont, but I haven’t been back there since Bernie Sanders was a mayor and proud to call himself a communist.
You can have him.
don’t forget about that dipshit in NYC that said he fought for the sandanistas (spelling is wrong)
in Nicaragua, How in the hell did he get elected?????
Stank-ass hippies may abound in VT, but they do have one thing going for them with all the restaurants where I’m at that serve locally sourced food.
And beer. Loves me local beer, too.
Not first this time (already done that TWICE!), but I’ll do it again sometime or another, someone needs to let William Roy know that Dutch Rudder Gang Cocktails (Rubbing alcohol with formaldehyde and antifreeze for flavor garnished with a lead paint chip) cause brain damage, but oh well, he can go on “Bernathing” while we laugh at him!!
Don’t you mean aviation fuel instead? I am offended. And thirsty. My friends.
Rubbing alcohol is cheaper, but I’m sure they’ll throw some aviation fuel in the mix in special occasions.
Bill Roy.
Kinda rolls off the tongue like…… dildo.
Do you think that “Wild” William Roy is actually a martial arts instructor or is that just more puffery from an alter-ego, an internet persona?
He has a lot of stuff on that uniform, for PFC with about three years in service. Maybe his branch issues a hash mark for each year completed.
He appears to be yet another steaming pile of Phil Monkress.
For any one that would like their IQ to drop 10 points,,,,,, go here,,,,,http://aspecialdayguide.com/
You know you want to,,,,,, 😉
In what jurisdiction is the no-airplane-flying-idiot, Bernathy, admitted to the bar?
The bar should be advised of his dubious emotional stability and perhaps review his public assertions, representations, declarations, allegations and act of holding forth as a duly qualified attorney.
A quick search for members of the Florida bar can be executed here:
http://www.floridabar.org/names.nsf/mesearchdk320#topofpage
Or, maybe he’s an “honorary” attorney, to go along with his “honorary” Navy rank?
Uuhhhm,… I kinda heard somewhere that advertising oneself as an Attorney at Law in Florida without being a member of the Florida State Bar is a felony, now who would do something like that? 😀
Are you thinking of this Rule?:
RULE 4-5.5 UNLICENSED PRACTICE OF LAW; MULTIJURISDICTIONAL PRACTICE OF LAW
4 RULES OF PROFESSIONAL CONDUCT
4-5 LAW FIRMS AND ASSOCIATIONS
RULE 4-5.5 UNLICENSED PRACTICE OF LAW; MULTIJURISDICTIONAL PRACTICE OF LAW
(a) Practice of Law. A lawyer shall not practice law in a jurisdiction other than the lawyer’s home state, in violation of the regulation of the legal profession in that jurisdiction, or in violation of the regulation of the legal profession in the lawyer’s home state or assist another in doing so.
(b) Prohibited Conduct. A lawyer who is not admitted to practice in Florida shall not:
(1) except as authorized by other law, establish an office or other regular presence in Florida for the practice of law;
(2) hold out to the public or otherwise represent that the lawyer is admitted to practice law in Florida; or
(3) appear in court, before an administrative agency, or before any other tribunal unless authorized to do so by the court, administrative agency, or tribunal pursuant to the applicable rules of the court, administrative agency, or tribunal.
https://www.floridabar.org/divexe/rrtfb.nsf/FV/AE4F324F9F246B2085257A2C00628278
Proud,
…I kinda heard somewhere that advertising oneself as an Attorney at Law in Florida without being a member of the Florida State Bar is a felony, now who would do something like that?…
He’ll claim that someone hacked his account. Just wait and see.
Oh, that didn’t take long:
Well THIS article mentions a :Florida Attorney Daniel Bernath” in it…
YEAH a Yelp lawsuit, and the article is dated May 20.
http://www.therecorder.com/id=1202727067078/Yelp-Stuck-Battling-Reviewer-Suit?slreturn=20150715113951
Comment by Bernath “Everyone hates me because I’m such a good lawyer” or words to that effect. I can’t wait until Yelp lawyers get sued because they didn’t give him a ride to the airport and he got a blister on the little piggy that went wee, wee, wee all the way home.
Good god. That plane crashing moron. If you check his Diqus page Lawn Dart Danny wrote a little ditty about Jews a few days ago. Fuck you Birdbath.
He seems to be a Trump-humper, too. (Hat tip to Nick Searcy)
I want a new keyboard now, Jonn.
And yeah, Bernath and Trump. Thus is my shocked face.
OY VEY, that fercockt Shmendrick is still at it?
“Jason Ellenburg, a “postal money” who makes up a terrific war record to get 100% VA bennies for being crazy”
Wow, really? Terrific war record? 100% VA benefits? In the case of the first, not so much. In the case of the second, I wish but even I know I don’t qualify for 100%.
Someone should tell that man that “mental masturbation” does not include shoving a dildo in your ear while jerking on your nose.
I recommend going to http://www.anonymouse.org (choose the German Language side), then going to Bermaggot’s webpage of blatherwhenever you want to make your IQ drop ten to thirty points, going there via Anonymouse denies him the ability to track you (Even though I’m certain that his internet tracking skills are as good as his piloting/fuel checking skills! I also see that he and his drooling skydiving lackey have given up on accusing others of being me, but they continue to harangue some of The Ladies of TAH®™, what a couple of extreme LOSERS!! And yes, DallASS *SLUUURRP*41 continues his IQ-depleting tirades on The People of TAH®™ on his Google thread.
For those wondering what kind of IQ-depleting moronic drool he’s posting:
***SPEW ALERT***
https://plus.google.com/app/basic/114513534688093825424/posts?cbp=95900q24lo2m&sview=25&cid=5&soc-app=115&soc-platform=1
It’s even more slanderous than the crap Bermaggot posts.
What the holy hell did I just look at!?! 69 other idiots follow him? Gaaaaaahhhh!!!!
Sorry. 29 idiots. See what clicking that link did to me?
Dude, better take that shower with the triple strength brain bleach and a case of Brillo/SOS pads… if you don’t, you’ll be having nightmares for the next 6 months about that shit…
Oh, has that asshole been using my name in vain again, API?
I thought he was so effing snokkered he couldn’t even find his own feet, never mind the sidewalk.
EX-PH2.
I’ve tried to stay away from this because this happened before I came on here
this guy is a SICK-FACK and a PSYCHOPATH. this is something you would see with a serial Killer, the last sicko I’ve seen on here was the CHUCK turd we had on a few months ago the mother Effer tried to Hack my E-Mails FB and more and they were good
I wonder if these two are buddy’s now ?????
Oh, I’ve known for some time what a useless asshole he is, Skippy. He’s so soaked in alcohol, he forgets where the sidewalk is. He has a lo-o-o-ong history with TAH, and other places, too. I keep hoping he’ll be found by a hungry gator some night, when he loses his way to the nearest dumpster for dinner.
well my IQ went down 20 points LMFAO ! ! ! !
This Wierdo is a SICK MOTHER FUCKER sorry about the curse and from see the trash he posted
he is going to or will Hire someone to do something stupid this is why I pack heat, I have a name
for what this is on his rant but I can’t pronounce it, if he ever screws with me or my family————
——————–
SICK MO-FO
That shit-for-brained booger-eating bedwetter promised me over TWO YEARS AGO that he would find and visit me. So far, *YAWN*, nothing, he’s perpetually full of shit!
he a Damn Fruit Loop, and a Nut the way this site is set up it reminds me of a serial killer
by the name of BTK. that was nabbed about 10 years ago in Kansas. a buddy down the street from me saw this, he has worked cases like this. I wonder how his childhood was.
there are some back issues to him and his past
Al Gore took one look at Bernath’s page and said, “I didn’t invent the Internet so FUCKTARDS like him could jack the fucking bandwidth!”
I visited his “web site”, and he referred to himself as “prominent and beloved”. They should take away his internet access just for the audacity of posting that.
Random question for TAH people. Does anyone here live in the L.A. area and either have a guest room they can rent out or know anyone? I am going to be in heavy equipment operator school for 3 months and need to find a reasonably priced place to stay
smitty
sorry not in LA but up in Bakersfield I do
Might be a bit of a drive to school and back every day
For a guy who holds for as an attorney AND a professional photographer… that is some of the worst Photoshop shit I have ever seen.
To call it amateurish would be flattery, there no command of layers, blending is an unknown idea and feathering? Well, we’ve already about his flying skills.
I wonder if he ever got a full “fledged” pilot license or if he is still “winging” it on a sport license. Ah well, better pilots than he have had more exciting moments in aviation.
What a marginal kind of personality… California “law” degree, recreational pilot license, lack of fundamental flight planning skills.
Where did Bernathy get a law degree, the same place as Ward Churchill’s Masters?
Interesting reading about California’s failure factories for would be lawyers:
http://abovethelaw.com/tag/unaccredited-law-schools/
Morning Docket
Morning Docket: 08.10.15
By Staci Zaretsky
* Hot on the heels of the news that the majority of students enrolled in California’s “failure factories” unaccredited law schools drop out before graduation, legislators are pushing for the state bar to do something about it before even more prospective students are conned. [Los Angeles Times]
I didn’t notice Bernathy’s name mentioned, after a casual glance, though I have a vague recollection of his having been disbarred, such as it matters as California law degrees are seldom recognized in other states unless the JD was conferred by an accredited institution.
Then… Elizabeth Warren never had law license in Massachusetts though she held forth for many years and used her office address at Harvard as the office of her legal practice. Haha. Warren is a Cherokee and Bernathy is CPO
Grits and groceries
Eggs ain’t poultry
And Mona Lisa was a man
(Little Milton)
Since you mentioned grits: http://wtop.com/prince-georges-county/2015/08/sheriffs-office-md-woman-poured-hot-grits-on-man-hit-him-with-baseball-bat/
That’s one hell of a way to start the day. What a little love can do…compare and contrast:
“Angel Of The Morning”
There’ll be no strings to bind your hands
Not if my love can find your heart
And there’s no need to take a stand
For it was I who choose to start
I see no need to take me home
I’m old enough to face the dawn
Just call me angel of the morning, angel
Just touch my cheek before you leave me
Oh my baby
Just call me angel of the morning, angel
Then slowly turn away from me
I never had grits until I went down to PISC. I thought it was Cream Of Wheat. Is there a difference between the two? I stopped eating them when I found a bug in my scoop of grits. That was 34 years ago.
Yes, there is. Grits are actually quite palatable when properly prepared. Cream of Wheat . . . not so much. But it does pass the “Dundee test”.
Grits are made from the germ of corn, whereas, wheat is different sort of grain.
Merrilee Rush would be proud for the hat tip.
Correction to Little Milton’s lyrics should read
Grits AIN’T groceries
not
Grits and groceries.
Wet Willie did a nice job with that sang –
“song”
Net Call to Sparks:
What’s the 411 on your Physical/Medical/Rehab Status?
Inquiring minds want to know.
CLAW131…just saw your request for SITREP this morning. All is going better each day. The ablation 07-15 went well and seemingly has corrected the arrhythmia issues. Takes a couple of months to settle down to a normal sinus rhythm. The implanted recorder uploads each night so the can track the procedures success or not. I have a follow up in September. If all is well and no further atrial flutter of fibrillation has occurred, then I can be tapered off of Coumadin…FINALLY. Having been on it since December 15, 2014. Once I am off of it I can get some routine dental crown work done and my 10 year colonoscopy. Also if all is okay I can start cardiac rehab which is really just a monitored exercise program in a facility. I have been exercising anyway and may be able to forgo the rehab. Even though insurance pays for it, I don’t like adding to the insurance system load, anything I really don’t need. In the long term it is just something that makes insurance premiums go up for me and everyone. I do appreciate your thoughtfulness in asking after me. Hope all is well with you and yours.
I haven’t had a chance to chat with you for awhile, but I want you to know you’re in my prayers. You hang tough, because we want you around here a long, long time! 🙂
Amen
OK. Good to hear that. It’s just that I was thinking back to when 3/17 and I did our weekend get together and remembered talking about someway getting together with you along the way, but you were having med issues.
And you will remain in our thoughts and prayers until you you give us the “All Clear”
As far as me and mine, I guess we’re doing pretty well. My wife has been in Denver for the past month with our son. The doctors changed his medicine again and he sort of had a relapse, but is doing better now. Till then, me and old Scoobie (my guard cow) will continue to be bachelors eating boloney sandwiches and watching ESPN.
Here’s the rundown on DannyBoy, a genuine Wisconsin liberal… should’a seen it coming. The link for California State Bar has a pretty good synopsis on him, running back to 1984. Do not that he was NOT ELIGIBLE TO PRACTICE in 1995. From the appearance of his records, his enthusiasm for compliance with professional requirements comes and goes. Gotta be a real bitch trying to keep up with the CPUs and dues. http://members.calbar.ca.gov/fal/Member/Detail/116636 Daniel Alan Bernath – #116636 Current Status: Active This member is active and may practice law in California. See below for more details. Profile Information The following information is from the official records of The State Bar of California. Bar Number: 116636 County: Non-California Undergraduate School: Univ of Wisconsin; Milwaukee WI District: Outside California Sections: None Law School: Southwestern Univ SOL; Los Angeles CA Status History Effective Date Status Change Present Active 1/1/2014 Active 8/16/2012 Inactive 6/6/2011 Active 5/1/2011 Inactive 4/19/2005 Active 12/31/2003 Inactive 8/6/2003 Active 12/31/2000 Inactive 10/2/2000 Active 1/1/1999 Inactive 8/6/1997 Active 10/16/1996 Inactive 7/31/1995 Not Eligible To Practice Law 1/1/1995 Inactive 12/3/1984 Admitted to The State Bar of California Explanation of member status Actions Affecting Eligibility to Practice Law Effective Date Description Case Number Resulting Status Disciplinary and Related Actions Overview of the attorney discipline system. 6/8/2015 Notice of Disc Charges Filed in SBCt 13-O-14986 2/19/2015 Notice of Disc Charges Filed in SBCt 14-O-00699 Administrative Actions 7/31/1995 Suspended/Child & Fam Supp noncompliance Not Eligible To Practice Law Copies of official attorney discipline records are available upon request. Explanation of common actions State Bar Court Cases NOTE: The State Bar Court began posting public discipline documents online in 2005. The format and pagination of documents posted on this site may vary from the originals in the case file as a result of their translation from the original format into Word and PDF. Copies of additional related documents in a case are available upon request. Only Opinions designated for publication in the State Bar Court Reporter may be cited or relied on as precedent in State Bar Court proceedings. For further information about a case that is… Read more »
Yeah, you know we KNOW all the shit about bernutsky, tailwagger. You’re like 2 years late and a bodacious cache of cash short of a dime there, sport.
There’s nothing you’ve posted here that we don’t already know. Give it a rest.
Sorry about that. The intent was for Bernast’s entertainment. They say he reads every word, on this site.
If you really want to be entertained, find the thread on a sport pilot message board where Birdbath is bragging about using his 99 cent iPad app to display Indicated Airspeed when flaring for landing in his aircraft. If I can find it, I will post it. It is fucking hilarious.
Found it. Comedy gold. Darwin would be so proud. http://sportpilottalk.com/archive.php?f=26&t=2574
(Bernath’s screen name is USSYorktown)
Sheesh. A no-airplane-flying dolt. Flying his iPad, eyes on the panel, at MCA and can’t hold the centerline of the runway. If you’re not the PIC then you are probably a passenger.
There was a doctor who dumped his private jet into a residential neighborhood in Montgomery County, Maryland, last winter as I recall. His second crash, both times from being too low, too slow and behind the airplane. He killed people on the last off airport landing.
People like that doc and bernitwit think that an airplane is just a car with wings.
Then gravity tells them otherwise, and it’s the plane manufacturer’s fault for not posting a sign on the ‘dashboard’.
Yep. Gravity sucks.
Literally.
Check THIS Pilot Forum thread on him where THEY have a ball on Daniel A. Bernath (GH!) about his Flight Design lawsuit, They mention his suits against TAH as well!
http://www.pilotsofamerica.com/forum/showthread.php?t=71239
Hey, William Roy – take a long walk off a short plank.
And…Kirjath Toney, like William Roy, is a low-life, scum-sucking Valor Thief. Both claim service honors that they never deserved nor earned. Their long-running threats of legal action are as empty as Bernath’s fuel tank.
Fuck ’em both.
Word.
It looks like Dan For The Defense has some issues with authority–not the sort of personality that makes for an NCO. Moral turpitude? Goddamn, Dan… after looking at your specialdayguide.com, it is becoming less abstract about where you are coming from. All of your assets hidden in trusts, titled in other person’s names, the alphabet folks might need to have a look at your wherewithal to live. Dan, do you know the meaning of a constructive trust? Probably not… disciplinary actions for family and child support–good thing you have no wages to garnish or assets to levy. Does the name Lyndon LaRouche mean anything to you? After reading your CV and your own words, ol’ Lydon just leapt up from those dusty pages of another era. Dan, you need to get right with the Lord. And I am here to help you, but, you are gonna have to show a sign of commitment to your redemption by pledging yourself to some meaningful standards–yeah, Dan, it’s gonna take some money and some testimony. Get on your knees, Dan… haha… don’t tell us you haven’t spent anytime on your knees!! When the IRS gets done with you, you’ll be spending some time, on your knees. Besides, Dan, every seaman recruit has to spend a little time doing humble stuff, latrine duty, paint scraping, KP… but you probably know all about that, being a CPO and whatnot. Here are a few of Dan’s pending charges, in California. Let’s all pray for Dan, after all, he’s not doing too good on his own: COUNT ONE Case No. 14-O-00699 Business and Professions Code, section 6068(a) Failure to Comply With Laws – Unauthorized Practice of Law COUNT TWO Case No, 14-O-00699 Business and Professions Code, section 6106 Moral Turpitude] COUNT THREE Case No. 14-O-00699 Business and Professions Code, section 6106 [Moral Turpitude — Misrepresentation COUNT FOUR Case No. 14-O-01941 Rules of Professional Conduct, Rule 1-300(B) [Unauthorized Practice of Law in Other Jurisdiction COUNT FIVE Case No. 14-0-01941 Business and Professions Code, section 6106 [Moral Turpitude] COUNT SIX Case No. 14-0-01941 Business and Professions Code, section 6068(0)(6)… Read more »
Any particular reason you are posting this garbage here?
No. Have ask one of the admins or moderators to take it all down. I may have misread the nature of the site.
My regret and apology, I am out here.
TW
TW, I am glad you posted it.
Some of us only get bits and parts of the whole story.
So I am glad I read that.
It’s nice to see someone so deserving of a severe comeuppance and asswhipping.
Turdbath is yet one more idiot that has had the misfortune of pissing off the good people of TAH.
Word ^^^^^^^^
Count Eight: Too fucking stupid to read a fuel gauge.
I am 57th. Good year, year my parents were married. They honeymooned in Havana, Cuba.
Oh, sorry!
OUT!
BTW: Back in they day, that was the place to go. The Rat Pack et al as to and to wit were every where about Havana! My dear departed parents were treated like gold by a certain person when he found out they were from NYC and just married.
But, what do I know …
**WARM FUZZY ALERT***
I just wanted to share this with y’all, I HAD THE GREATEST DREAM LAST NIGHT!!! I dreamed I was shopping in a grocery store and when I walked down the dairy aisle, I saw Hillary Clinton’s picture on EVERY milk carton in it, then I woke up SO happy and refreshed!! 😀
Wouldn’t that curdle the milk and turn it into yogurt?
Never even thought of that, I was too exhilarated from seeing that satanic cankle wombat’s picture with the word “MISSING” above it!!!
If her face ended up on the milk, I’d switch to non-dairy creamer out of fear they were posting pictures of where it came from.
Gaaaaadammit! No spew alert, Flag!!!
**takes a bow with a self-satisfied grin**
I’d think that it would turn the milk to a pasty curry sour drink that if ingested would cause instant vomiting in a projectile way……
Can someone help me out here?
Who is Tally Wacker?
And do I need to have a conversation with him behind 1A Boiler?
Out!
No idea, Master Chief. Ask Jonn.
Depends on what “behind 1A Boiler” means–I was Army.
Why, did I already violate the rules? If so, delete it all, accept my apology and I won’t darken your door again.
Not so much violate rules as in the case of berniwit, the bungling dorkwad in question, we prefer to stay as low-key as possible.
You certainly may go WAY back and review the past for your own amusement without let or hindrance.
However, a fair warning is in order, should you decide to do so: it would be wise to stock up on cold beverages, snacky foods and kleenex, and be close to a working bathroom, because that trip vie the Wayback Machine will keep you fully occupied for prolonged periods, as well as extremely amused. You will, in fact, find extreme amusement wending your way through the back history of several individuals.
I remember it well… I believe it was a Saturday.
We used to call that a “contest bottle” in the ham radio days.
Yeah, it was awhile back, I met Omar Bradley, a few times…getting old but have had some fun getting here and still try to keep a sense of humor.
It would be a pleasure to bitchwalk BenWaBernie, just because he so richly deserves all the joy that life can bring.
Used to see him back home every now and then, hanging out at his favorite hot springs…
“And do I need to have a conversation with him behind 1A Boiler?”
Does that mean a “Wall-to-wall counseling session”? Just curious, I’m Army.
Never, ever, EVER go down to “the hole” and ask around for a BT Punch.
But yeah, pretty similar.
Yesterday, at the VA hospital in Salt Lake City, they told me I have severe sleep apnea, and stop breathing at least FORTY (40) times each hour!
So, they gave me a machine and a mask to use when I’m sleeping.
Last night and today, I was surprised to find I actually can sleep while wearing the mask and connected to the machine, as I constantly toss and turn.
On Wednesday, I received JUNK MAIL delivered to my door by Federal Express!
Have you ever had that happen?
It was a VISA credit card from USAA (which I’m not a member of – – – I belong to AAA) with a credit limit of TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS ($20,000.00)!
Can you BELIEVE that stuff?
Does somebody out there know something that I don’t?
Anyway, the letter and the credit card are in the trash can.
I just now saw something neat at the DRUDGE REPORT web site.
At the County Fair in Spanish Fork, Utah, a pig wrestler with a Confederate flag threw a PETA protestor over the fence, after the PETA folks had forced their way into a pig wrestling event.
I think the wrestler was trying to protect the pig from some wafty liberal. He was pretty efficient with the maneuver and the miscreant recovered well enough to return to his pitiful whiny life, without Obamacare or social services assistance.
The pig had no comment.
Good for the pig wrestler! I hope he got some ‘hog’ on the PETA creep.
My dogs get credit card application’s all the time. I keep their AARP on the fridge.
I read that myself, GOOD move on the “wrassler”‘s part, he probably kept that hippie do-gooder from passing some contagious disease or parasite to the pig!! 😀
I’d like to try one of those machines. Are they called PAP or CPAP? My brother got one from the VA. He said it makes all the difference in the world to get a really good night’s rest. He doesn’t use it every night but I don’t remember why, maybe it was the noise or just having it on.
Zolpidem will git’r’dun–the Kennedys swear by it but they call it Ambien.
Get a sleep study done. I got mine done through a VA subcantractor and have had a C-PAP for years.
Basically if you snore a lot ,, you have sleep Apnea. My Study revealed I was having 55 episodes an Hour, with the longest period of me not breathing being 37 seconds.
If you have it you basically are waking up to some extent with every episode, so you are not resting very well.
The one thing I would say to anyone who is on active duty now,, get a sleep study before you retire.
I know for sure I had it a long time. If you dont have a sleep study or note that you have trouble sleeping on your physicals it will get denied as a claim.
WOW!
I just now Googled “CPAP”, and if I had to purchase the equipment that the VA gave to me FREE this past Thursday, that stuff would have cost at least five or six hundred dollars, or maybe even more.
And that’s not counting the cost of the sleep study, which was contracted by the VA to Precision Sleep Services.
Boy, the VA is spending big bucks to keep me alive!
You ought to see all the medicine they’re giving me, plus the MRI and CAT scans, and the stuff they’re doing to my spine (which, unfortunately, doesn’t appear to have any effect).
When I was in Mississippi, the VA hospitalized me for a week because of septicemia from an infected kidney.
But, with all the VA did for me, curiously, they refused to pay the bill for the surgery done on my neck, even though they agreed that it was necessary to keep me alive.
I failed to go through the proper VA bureaucratic channels.
Mox nix.
Medicare took care of most of it.
I just Googled “Logic Mark Guardian Alert 911”, and it costs almost two hundred bucks, but the VA gave it to me FREE!
Plus, they gave me a “Medic Alert” bracelet to notify next of kin.
Generous, huh?
They’ve rated me twenty percent Service Connected, which ain’t much, but one of the great benefits is that it entitles me to a special government administered life insurance policy exclusively for disabled veterans, which means there’s money to pay for my funeral, something that takes a HUGE load off my mind.
I haven’t received them yet, but the VA is sending me a new pair of glasses, that if I’d had to purchase them, would cost over two hundred bucks.
I wish the new eyeglasses could come with transition lenses, but the VA won’t authorize that.
Mox nix.
Regarding my new VAMC authorized prescription for eyeglasses, I just now received this message in the “PROBLEMS WITH THE VETERANS ADMINISTRATION?” discussion forum at the FACEBOOK web site:
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They started last August to refuse to pay for Transition Lenses.
Within a month, they changed and now pay for them.
Go to the manager of the eye clinic office staff.
Tell him/her what the Minneapolis eye clinic did.
This is considered a medical benefit, and if they won’t do it, ask them for a Notice of their Decision telling why they are denying that benefit.
If they will not send you that notice, let me know.
I will help you get it.
______________________
Another thing the VA does for me, is because I live so far away, whenever I have an appointment in Salt Lake City, they give me a motel room, with meals in their mess hall, and pay for my gasoline mileage there and back.
Neat, huh?
Okay, today at work (undisclosed location), one of the Corporals was talking about his sister’s son, currently going through Marine Corps boot camp (I presume Parris Island). Anyway, the Corporal has a photo of his nephew down in MCRD, which I guess was taken from FaceBook, and he plans on sending a letter to his nephew, with enough external writing to warrant extra attention from the Drill Instructors, warranting an extended invite to “the pit”. Is this a Dick Move on the Corporal? I didn’t pull that shit with my brother, and he ended up Series Honor Grad, so maybe I should have fucked with Rollin. I can’t recall who told me, but someone told me a story about a kid going through MCRD, and his brother was a Drill Instructor in another series, and he would come over and thrash his little brother. Definately a Dick Move. Feel free to discuss.
I thought you were only supposed to put name, company and address on envelopes. But what do I know? I was Navy.
Back in the day, when Hack was learning everything that encompasses being a United States Marine, if a recruit received an envelope with writing on the outside, he was blessed with some push up time. So, one particular evening, SDI SSgt Powell is sitting on top of three footlockers, calling out names for mail. He picks up the next envelope, and there is s collective “Ooohh!” throughout the platoon. Ssgt turns the envelope over, and sees that the back is completely covered in writing. Hack thinks to himself “I sure feel sorry for that dumb son of a bitch.” Then Ssgt Powell says “Private Stone!” D’ooh! I still have that envelope somewhere in my collection of Hack Stone memorabilia. It might be next to my boot camp shower shows. Still have them, with my laundry number on them.
My son requested that I stuff myself in my Class A greens like a sausage and attend his AIT grad. I met his Drill Sgt the day before. The next day son said thanks a lot. Seems that the Drill Sgt didn’t know I was an O5 (Ret) and, worse, wore wings and an 82nd combat patch (Dom Rep and Vietnam (3/82nd (ABN) (SEP). Son stayed in a front leaning rest much of the night for “shaming me” for not signing up for Airborne. He still talks about it…almost 20 years later.
The night before graduation, when the family gets to see you before the ceremony, our Senior Drill Instrcuctor was pissed off at one of the recruits. Turns out that tge recruit’s father was a retired MGySgt. “Why didn’t you tell me that your father is a MGySgt?” “Sir, the Private’s father is retired, sir!”. Retired or not, a MGySgt gets the reserved parking spot at the PX.
I was a DI in San Diego While My brother was going through Boot Camp in Parris Island.
I called his DIs a time or two. He may or may not have been getting thrashed while his SDI and I chewed the fat.
Can’t wait to hear what his fanboi “Fire Angel” has to say about that. 🙂
A lengthy one, Foster brooks doing celebrity roasts, a lot of which would have crowds of lily-livered gossamer-thin-skinned “offended” people bawling and screaming while they shit their pants as their heads exploded, DEATH TO POLITICAL CORRECTNESS, I laughed my ass off while I watched it!
***VERY FUNNY, VERY POLITICALLY INCORRECT***
WTF? Here we go again:
I think you’re putting in the wrong code, API.
Let’s try this:
https://youtu.be/8na9wwjFy2I
I dunno Ex-PH2, I think my compooter has gremlins in it!!
WTF AGAIN? here he is roasting Sammy Davis Jr.
Well, mine worked, don’t know why your two tries didn’t. But I do love Foster Brooks. They just don’t make ’em like him any more. That model costs too much. They only make cheap imitations now.
HERE’S another great roast, Don Rickles on then-Governor RONALD REAGAN:
What’s the feeling from recent Soldiers on GEN Odierno? The Fox bit on him was impressive as having been there and done that. But, he seems ti be a Leg…that’s OK, my Mom was a leg too and I love her.
So hey, everybody! Passing through! *toddles* bwahaha
In regards to William Roy, can anyone here by chance translate Reetard?
https://militaryphonies.wordpress.com/2015/03/11/william-c-roy-us-marine-force-recon-vietnam-combat-wounded-poser-blog-of-shame/comment-page-1/#comment-2090
Roy left a comment at Military Phonies on 8/11, and it’s a doozy. From what I gather his attorneys have been “breefed” on “character deformation” but there’s a lot of it that must be over my head.
GDC, I took a brief exploratory observation of the comment in question and will attempt to translate, as follows:
Bill Roy says: “I’m annoyed that I’ve been found out to be a fraud and I’m going to sue the pants off of anyone who says I’m a fraud. I’m butt-hurt, too, and I’m stoopid.”
I think that should mostly cover it.
Old Bill Roy’s comments, and his ardent defender’s, sure do remind me of another poser and his patsy that were frequenting TAH about two years ago.
EX-PH2,
More like:
Hey people I am a complete fucking asshole that got called out for beiong a poser.
I intitially tried to bluff my way by saying I had records to back up my bullshit.
When people actually wanted to see the records I back pedaled and said it was just a “photo op”.
Since they don’t buy that I’,m going to further insult their intelligence and try to convince them that I can sue them by dropping a few names and numbers.
I will then post it on the internet with the literacy skills of a brain dead hobo.
Signed:
William Roy
It is difficult to consolidate verbose diarrhea into a shorter space, but I think we have both made the point, GDContractor.
http://news.yahoo.com/isis-leader-abu-bakr-al-baghdadi-sexually-abused-202020949–abc-news-topstories.html
sick fuckers and to think da DNC Claims to be for women’s rights I Call BULL SHIT !!!!!
Oh, they’ll tolerate anything as long as they don’t get called on the carpet about it.
Is the reason we call it, “abortion”, is because that word sounds more socially palatable than, “INFANTICIDE”?
My brother just came home from Marines OCS. His first summer doing it. One more year for him. I am so proud of him.
A Big Congrats ! ! !
Okay, this is really gross and weird. There’ a story today out of the Land of the Rising Sun (Hey, is anyone demanding that change THEIR flag!) that a 24-year old grad student with a boxing background thought that his wife was boinking a lawyer she worked for. So, Boxer shows up at the law office, beats the lawyer senseless, pulls down lawyer’s pants, cut’s off lawyer’s little weenie with gardening shears, picks it up, drops it in a toilet, and flushes. Just a little weird. So, if in a few months, something that looks like a dick washes up on the west coast somewhere, for God’s sake, do not pick it up!
Try saying Lorena Bobbit with a Japanese accent.
Yeah, I thought of that but that story, while it made me wince, was understandable in that the pissed off wife cut off the cheater’s little dipper. In this case, a guy cut off another guy’s wang. That’s the weird part. Besides that, how is that everyone knows that it takes two to tang, but the hubby/boyfriend seems to punish only the male dancer?
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This link seems relevant;
“The plaintiffs could not be reached for comment. They are represented by Daniel Bernath, whose office is in Fort Myers, Florida.”
So he lost another one eh? Maybe that’s why he’s so fascinated with sheep these days?
It’s the second time (that we know of) that Yelp has dorked him in the squeakhole in court… he’s doesn’t hike them because of some of the reviews given to him when he was in OR.
Daniel A. Bernath will NEVER stop fuxxing himself!
The words “rambling and invective-filled papers” are explanation enough as to who the plaintiff’s mouthpiece is.
Another check mark gets entered into the “No Go” section of Lawn Dart Dannys CTT book.
Oh, dear! What a shame that there are no samples of their ramblings and invective vituperations.
So, by that bit of juris whatever, posting comments on TAH is considered voluntary and not employment, right?
Because next, beernutbiter will try to sue TAH for not paying people to write comments on TAH.
Bernath is STILL Hamilton Burger’s bytch!
It’s interesting that he “hung his shingle” in a place that he’s not legally allowed to practice law. I wonder what the Florida Bar would think about that little bit of information.
Birdbath made sure to have the suit tried in Cali where he is licensed to Practice.
Unfortunately for him he had let his license go inactive whilst he was advertising for business with the Yelp case.
That was the primary reason why he got his flacid, cather-stuffed penis on the wacking block with the Ca Bar.
I did not know that you could hang shingles anywhere except on a roof.
No, no. Remember from the lawsuit, Bernath was claiming that Jonn hung shingles all over him, or something.
He also claimed that Yelp’s lawyers caused his shingles.
Everyone caused some malady or another.
So far I’ve heard shingles, catheters, addiction to (or at least great use of) pain meds, heart conditions, and of course his total inability to walk unassisted unless posing for pictures on his trip to Vietnam.
Am I missing any major ones?
Yet, he stills seems to claim to be a pilot who currently flies. Go figure what the FAA would think of that.
That reference comes from frontier times when roofing was lap siding or pine or cedar shake shingles.
The professional peoples (doctors,lawyers,dentists,etc.) would paint their name and occupation on a shingle and nail it up as an announcement of their services.
Of course, shingles would also be found at morning chow on a plate covered in ????.
Creamed chipped beef on toast, a/k/a shit on a shingle.
Contrast the condition of a certain non-CPO: shingles on shit.
Oh,Yeah, I know SOS. Had plenty of it during my Army career.
But there were times that I swear old Cookie would throw some leftover mystery meats into the chipped beef mix.
Spot? Spot? Now where did that damn dog get off to?
Arf.
I thought that a sausage gravy on biscuits.
Damn! Now I’m hungry. And it’s too hot for that kind of meal.
So Daniel A. Bernath (GH!) is now ZERO and what?
Other than disability cases I don’t think he ever had any success.
He probably screwed those that he represented out of a lot of money for his “services”
I’m absolutely sure of that, and let’s not forget about the existing judgements against him just from the yelp case, let alone others!! Let’s see, the the Court-Ordered Anger Management classes, his nutjob episode of when he drove his Caddy into a pallet of potting soil in front of a Bi-Mart store, the article saying he was a “California-Licensed Attorney and a self-proclaimed champion for disabled people’s rights”
Here’s the link:
http://portlandtribune.com/component/content/article?id=71559
I LOVE how the author of that article so subtly mashes a cowpie in Bernath’s face!
Bernath loses another one, and in the process, admits to committing another felony.
There is justice in the world, and it sometimes takes a while to be delivered, but delivered it is.
Hope the long awaited DRC AAR will soon hit the web. Understand OPSEC and timing. Just so you know the Cadre (H/T Chevy) is anxiously awaiting same.
Just wanted to remind everybody that at this exact moment 46 years ago, Richie Havens was the opening act at Woodstock.
Love, Peace, Dope.
And yes, at times, Freedom really is a Motherless Child.
On October 21, 1967, protesters marched on Washington, DC over to the Pentagon, to try to get into the Selective Service files. The MPs forcibly threw them out of the building.
I lived in Quarters K, up the hill from the Pentagon. You could see everything that was going on, as it was afternoon. I’m sorry I didn’t have a camera with a long lens then I could send pix to Jonn to post.
That’s all expensive apartment buildings now.
“DONT EAT THE BROWN ACID”
Dainel Birdbath #falselifesmatter #cathiterpride #OMGKORN.
But to go a little further back in time, (for those of us old enough to remember it clearly) a half century ago a match was lit in Watts.
Oops, I forgot to add “and the Beatles played Shea Stadium.”
And the next year, it was the International Amphitheater in Chicago. I know, ’cause I was there.
Good catch, Claw. Let me know if you need one of those t-shirts that says:
“I May Be An Old Guy, But At Least I Got To See All The Good Bands.”
Get a load of the photo of Fat Boy, AKA ND+BF, in this story: http://www.freep.com/story/news/world/2015/08/15/n-korea-threatens-seoul-war-over-military-exercises-us/31774703/
What gives me the giggles is his entourage of high-ranking officers, dressed to the nines in their uniforms, standing around appearing to take notes while Fat Boy, dressed in white (and ostensibly trying to look like a farmer) expounds on something presumably related to growing crops.
What are those guys writing down? Are they really devoting pages and pages of notes to Fat Boy’s ramblings, or might they be writing something else? Any guesses?
I’ll bet they’re writing down “DON’T FALL ASLEEP !!”
“DON’T EVER FALL ASLEEP !!”
We all know what happened to the last Nork high ranking official (Defense Minister) that fell asleep.
… and the most recent event with Ministers was that one of them was executed with anti-aircraft artillery a week or so ago, mostly for disagreeing with Fatty Kim III on military matters or something.
They’re likely thinking “KEEP SMIRING AND KISS GLEAT READER”S BUTT or me and my famiry dead as dinner dog!”
Boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!
I just got my notice from MicroSoft that I can start downloading and installing my brand new free upgrade to WINDOWS 10.
So, I’ll be incommunicado until that’s completed.
WHOOPPEE ! ! !
Ain’t this just super duper neat and nifty?
It’s CHRISTMAS MORNING and I’m twelve years old!
John – before you update, make sure you have the following patch from last October for your current version of windows:
System Update Readiness Tool KB947821
Not having this patch will stop your computer from upgrading to Windows 10.
If you have a 64 bit version of windows, you can download it from here:
https://www.microsoft.com/en-au/download/details.aspx?id=20858
I’ve got my brand new WINDOWS 10 installed.
Now, I have to figure out how it works.
It’s definitely got some differences.
Well, I’ve got it sorted out and organized the way I want it, so now, WINDOWS 10 will be a good thing, but ONLY because I fixed it up the way I wanted, NOT how Micro Soft does things.
New Post on my blog, “OUR ETERNAL STRUGGLE:
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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:
A couple of hours ago, I successfully downloaded and installed my brand new FREE upgrade to WINDOWS 10, which I’m now learning to use via the old reliable “by guess and by gosh!” trial and error experimentation.
I found that I prefer using the INTERNET EXPLORER browser instead of the newly issued EDGE browser, because INTERNET EXPLORER gives me the option of hiding the tool bar to view web pages in “FULL SCREEN” mode, while the EDGE browser doesn’t have that option.
Also, unlike the EDGE browser, the INTERNET EXPLORER browser allows me to magnify web pages, so I am able to see things more easily.
I also prefer using the GOOGLE search engine, which I’ve made my INTERNET EXPLORER home page, rather than the newly installed default BING search engine.
I don’t like the messy folder menus that MICROSOFT furnishes in WINDOWS 10, so I deleted all of the stuff I didn’t want, and have my music, documents, photographs, video recordings, and bookmarked web sites organized the way I want.
Thank you.
John Robert Mallernee, Esquire
Ashley Valley Shadows
Vernal, Utah 84078
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People use my name when describing any location after the Dutch rudder Gang has met there, they say they see me all over the place!!!
Claw……..sitting outside, looking at the mule. It’s up on the hill with a dead battery.
Sitting outside, looking at the M38A1 Jeep, hood up, dead batteries!
Guess it’s time to fix them or call in the motor pool guys!
Roll start the Mule down the hill.
Then pull start the Jeep with the Mule.
Fill them with Mogas and let em run for a couple of hours to recharge the batteries. Get a baseball bat to hold the footfeed down at about 1300 to 1500 RPM’s.
Sit back and have a couple of cold ones while the recharging occurs.
Of course, you may want to service up the battery posts and clamps first.
A wire brush and a little mixture of baking soda and water will do that. Then put some GAA or vaseline on the posts to insure a good connection and you should be good to go.
Then do the push/pull routine.
I just came across this interesting news article. Who would ever think that a mailbox would be a tourist destination?
http://wtop.com/entertainment/2015/08/bent-in-taiwan-storm-2-mailboxes-become-celebrities/
I wonder if there are any mailboxes in the National Capital Region that would warrant some interest?
There would have to be something unique about them; say, a funny design, high in the air for the bills, or perhaps a missing door?
Yeah, they’re bent, but they’re clean and they still have DOORS! 😀
“The Republican Party would have the American flag and the swastika flying side by side.”
And that was one of the nicer things that race-baiting SOB Julian Bond–now dead–said over his too-many-years on this earth. Adios.
No loss at my end of the spectrum.
He kinda race-baited like Jackson and Sharpton, didn’t he? /sarc I won’t shed any tears for him.
I just let my dog out and he immediately dropped a huge, steaming pile of Phil Monkress in the yard.
I guess I will have to clean it up later.
Funny how that works.
I wish mine would stop dropping Monkress’s all over my 8×8 patch of turf !!!!!
Noo ! ! ! he can’t do his kennel area it has to be the Grass oh well I’ll pick it up tomorrow Lol..
I got something about this in my inbox this morning, and after I quit laughing at the irony of it all, I dug up the most recent article I could find on the subject.
http://www.ijreview.com/2015/05/330129-guy-wont-taking-mickey-ds-order-much-longer-might-surprised-reasons/
Yes, my friends, the minimum wage of $15/hr for people who want to make a career out of being uneducated tray pushers is going to go the way of the dinosaur.
In fact, I think it’s possible that minimum wage jobs like McD’s will no longer be considered a starting point for a teen to get some work experience. Trade schools are very real, for people who want to work in the trades, and the unions just may do themselves ‘outa bidness’.
Granted, I haven’t seen this at my local McD’s so far, but I usually go to the drive-up anyway. If I want to go indoors, I go some place like the Moon on the Highway or Cracker Barrel or a good Chinese restaurant. It’s not that fast food will end. It’s the cockeyed idea that flipping burgers and pushing fries across the counter are career positions.
Well, they aren’t.
Not just that Ex-PH2, there are burger-cooking robots as well:
http://www.businessinsider.com/momentum-machines-burger-robot-2014-8
I remember seeing a fry-cooking robot in a McGunk back in 1999, it relied on a person to package them after being cooked, but I’m sure they’ve got that covered by now. So for about $30K apiece, the franchise owners get a cooking and packaging machine that won’t quit without notice, goof off, or do shoddy work while demanding $15 an hour!
“OH, you’re demanding $15 an hour to fry burgers? MEET YOUR REPLACEMENT!! *BEEP!*, *CLICK*, *WHIRRRRR*…”
I saw that, too, API, and while I have never minded tipping a waitress, because I’ve waited tables, too, I may just up my tip ratio a smidge.
What I found interesting is that the kiosks will let you customize your burger choices, so that means I can get extra pickles, no ketchup, and extra onions on a sesame seed bun.
On the other hand, I can do the same thing at the Moon, across the highway from McD’s and the waitresses there are my friends. And yes, they call themselves waitresses, not servers. One of them told me a while back that a ‘server’ is either connected to your computer or is a serf, and she is neither of those.
Now, I shop at the local Aldi, which offers very low prices, but you have to bag your own groceries and they do sell shopping bags to you, so I have several very durable bags of my own. Ace Hdwr also offers very durable shopping bags, which I have.
I guess things are changing for the better, after all, you see. The idiotic labor ideas held by the democraps are twaddle and we all know it. The one person who accomplished something worthwhile in that regard is Scott Walker, when he passed the ‘right to work’ law in Wisconsin. The unions REALLY hate him. If the PS teachers in your area are in a union, figure out how many public schools are losing students and closing because of them.
I concur, I’ve shopped at Aldi and Food4Less, and I’ll leave a tip for the Waitress as well, I’ve worked in restaurants in the past.
If you have a few minutes:
Video makes a good point, but the people who are the most butthurt about perceived injustices that tell them what they want to hear are not going to accept that. Around here, the cops frequently over-react to anything done by anyone, black or white, and if there’s a video, it gets shown on the news. Period. They get sued a lot, too. And they lose a lot of those lawsuits. And it gets to be VERY expensive.
Maybe some day, the people who are unsuited to being LEOs will not get those jobs. Meantime, I take all racist cop assault claims with a very large grain of salt.
Narrator needs a new voice. Either that or the video needs a new narrator. The video supports what most of us know intuitively. The Baltimore Sun hasn’t missed a day invoking Freddie Gray’s death since the riots, as if there is a connection between street robberies and the murders (in the triple digits) that have happened in that place since his death. The media often outnumber the “Hands Up…” crowds and every police-involved shooting is presumed to be wrongful. It’s a tired script but very useful to haters.