Jesse MacBeth; phony resurrected
Sometimes the best phonies are the old phonies. Jesse MacBeth is the easiest phony to re-bust, you know since he was the first and most famous phony soldier of the war against terror. Michelle Malkin says that he has reinvented himself.
You may remember that initially, he claimed back in 2003-2006 that he had been a Ranger, served years in Iraq and that he’d been forced to commit atrocities at the behest of his commanders. He was sponsored in his phony endeavors by the Iraq Veterans Against the War which had been recently established. The stank-ass hippies over there completely endorsed him and vouched for his story. Here’s the DD214 that he used to establish his creds;
Of course, we’ve seen more realistic fakes since then, but this was in the early days. Here’s his actual DD214;
Yeah, he had 43 days in service. In 2007, he tried to use the fake DD214 to get VA benefits and he was busted and sentenced to 6 months in the hoosegow. When he got out, for some reason he tried contacting me and we wrote a series of posts about him and his relationship with IVAW, but I could never get the name of who helped him forge the DD214. Oh, well, they’re all criminals.
Now he’s mounted the Stolen Valor phony pony again. He’s still trying to pass off the photo at the top of this post as a true and accurate portrayal of his service. He’s going by the name of Jeshiem Al-Amin these days and he thinks that by crossing out the name tags no one will recognize him.
He’s drawing on his weeks of military service to give career advice, too;
The story that he told me about his brief service is that his drill sergeants and his fellow trainees were “out to get” him because he is a Muslim. I don’t believe that for a second. If there is one place that is colorblind, it’s the US military. But, anyway, that’s his story.
His phony stories began in Arizona with the Eastern Arizona Courier in November 2003. It worked so well for him, I guess he tried to go nationwide. But, they always get caught. He’s been arrested for credit card fraud and domestic abuse as well as the conviction for the attempt to defraud the VA.
So, now, he wants to build a Muslim community in Georgia and he has a GoFundMe account for that purpose. Given his history as a liar and a thief (albeit an unsuccessful, incompetent thief) I wouldn’t trust him with a nickel. I am disappointed, though, that he didn’t float this balloon by us before he launched this latest endeavor.
Thanks to everyone who sent us the link to Michelle Malkin.
UPDATE: Finally, a legal threat from Jesse.
Here’s some more from his Facebook page;
Category: Phony soldiers
Only 43 grueling days of military service.
https://thetruthaboutsocnetlies.wordpress.com/2013/05/17/john-giduck-beslan-author-speaker-trainer-liar/
Even I gutted out 58 days. That’s why I’m a real fake American hero.
sincerely
John “Faker 6” Giduck
Oh yes, oh great one. But remember your oath of secrecy in which your “true” accomplishments are still classified.
You’re faithful & un-deserving servant.
Terrorologist
PS: I get emotionally erect when I am basking in your light of truthfullnessly! And as always remember a “rolling stone saves nine”.
Terrorologist
You are a wise man who would be my personal hero if it already wasn’t me.
With regards to Jesse MacBeth a little horse wisdom goes a long way…
“Spare the rod, call the kettle black.”
sincerely
John “Faker 6” Giduck
*** I see that other John Giduck now has hired an online reputation rebuilding team to take the sting out of searching his name… hmmmm
http://johngiduck.org/ the phone number leads to the rep firm.
I guess I had my uniform all wrong for 20 years — there I was, wearing “US ARMY” over my heart! It’s a wonder my NCOs didn’t catch my error.
…and I forgot that my drills taught me to salute by touching my ear!
And our Drills and NCOs also taught us to:
* Roll up our sleeves a’la USMC.
* Wear a 1st Group patch on a RANGER beret …. pulled over on the wrong side with the flash over the wrong eye.
* To no crest on the flash.
And a black tee-shirt.
Damn! Hit the reply button by mistake.
Continued:
Taught us to
* Not wear the SF DUI on the flash
* Wear whatever color Tee-Shirt we wanted.
Yup … I learned a lot in my day.
Curmudgeon-5
OUT
Those speed bump eyebrows don’t help him either.
My I pushed the wrong button…
I like how he gets a 25% disability.
I saw that to. 🙄 Maybe it’s that top secret, parallel, disability rating scheme that pays you more. There’s the 5%, 15%, 25%, 35%, and so on. 🙄
The things that he’s going to do with all that land… I wonder if he just had a photo taken in front of some land, then claim that he “bought” it. He wants to dig a well… but there’s a bunch of water in the background.
I guess you can’t have enough water. 😀 The guy has so many lies, he can’t keep track of them, and doesn’t know which one to use… or when is the right time to use it.
❗ 😈
Not only that, 25% pays 2200 dollars, which is 4 times what 30% pays. That’s amazing, isn’t it? You just have to check the VADC charts to find out the real disability rates, but I guess that would be too hard if you’re functionally illiterate AND a phony pony soldier.
Holy crap!
I want his VA rater!
I should be getting about 6k if my BT math is correct.
The disability is for FTS, more commonly known as “Fractured Taint Syndrome”. It’s a common ailment that is seen in Stolen Valor patients. The VA automatically issues a disability rating of either 25% and $2200 per month payment or awards a 127% disability rating and no additional payment.
Just wanted to clear that up for the regulars
/sarc off
“If I had a son he would look like that”
Bernasty.
Over
C’mon back to AZ Jesse, we miss you
If he does come back that range issue should clear right up.
He won’t Chicken Shit seems to have found new suckers in other places. But thanks to google and FB we can make him famous! ! ! !
He claims to receive $2,200.00 a month based on 25% disability. Yeah, okay.
He’s still a fuckwit.
I’m getting 30% with 3 dependents.
Should I call the VA based on this??
They’re shorting the *shit* outta me.
🙄 😀
2 years 7 months later, they’re still shorting me too ChipNASA. I feel your pain.
I’m getting 60% with 3 dependents, you’re not the only one getting shorted. 😯 👿
I’m at 30% with two dependents and only get $515 a month. I need to go refile at the VA office he went through. (insert rolling eyes)
Ea courier eh? This my hometown it’s crazy I’ve never heard of this. A lot of drugs in that town though so it makes sense he’s a little pansy
I don’t get $2.200 at 60%
Hell, even 90% dont get you 2200 a month.
@ 90% and 4 dependents I only get 1877…..I need to find out how he got 2200 on 25%
Are we talking about VA or army ????
And here I thought this particular douche pickle would fade into obscurity after being publicly humiliated all over the country. What a fuckwit!
Stolen Valor herpes.
OMG!!!!! YES!
You owe me a cup of coffee.
The story of a phony shitbag
http://www.eacourier.com/news/soldier-struggles-with-memories-of-iraqi-war/article_b54ec1c6-3ceb-5efa-a3b8-f50c0171cf4a.html
Totally legit.
Huh, we were just told to keep plugging the holes with our fingers. It made trigger control somewhat difficult but thats what hip shootin is for. I never seem to have a Canadian nurse around when I need one.
SPITWADS, that’s what we had to plug the holes in us when we got shot. Yeah, NO SHIT, we were required to keep a roll of ass paper on us at all times outside the wire JUST IN CASE OF THAT, yeah, and if I’m lying, may a hornet sting me in the ass right *OOOOOOWWWW!!*, where’s the damn bug spray?
We used tampons to plug the bullet holes.
No shit, I worked the flight deck so you know I was shot at all the fucking time!
Stitched up and pushed on? Whatever happened to clogging the wound with dirt and moving on?!
I thought that’s why we carried a cigarette butt in each ear – emergency firstaid items to plug the wounds…
Totally.
In the Navy we plug the bullet holes with Damage Control Plugs (wooden cones) and Oakem Fiber.
Works well but hurts bad!
Don’t forget the EWARP to splint broken limbs.
Bandit kits, Master Chief.
Those work way better.
Canadian nurse eh?
A Canadian Nurse in Iraq? No, we only supplied the deputy Commanding General of the MND… Now, in Kandahar, that was a different story and my nurse buddies at the NATO R3 would have just kicked his ass!
He’s just jealous because the nurses had bigger balls than him.
That sounds much less painful than what we did. We took the scene out of Rambo and would pour a bullet into the wound, then light it on fire to cauterize the hole. After a couple “araaghergwerhrg” screams ala Rambo, boom! back in the fight.
I’ll have to remember your techniques for the next time….
You think that is painful, you should see how Rambo would cure his hemorrhoids.
But wait, there’s more!
http://www.eacourier.com/news/pretend-soldier-gets-prison-time-for-lies/article_b6a77930-3d71-5961-8be6-d4d1e89386ef.html
The hits just keep on coming!
http://www.eacourier.com/news/graham-probation-searches-for-top-absconders/article_a2feeae0-db0d-53d7-af29-bcac92717772.html
One of the original sooper sekrit, real deal, anal buttsekks warriors…
Sorry I had to do it…
“Out, damned spot! out, I say!—One: two: why,
then, ’tis time to do’t.—Hell is murky!—Fie, my
lord, fie! a soldier, and afeard? What need we
fear who knows it, when none can call our power
to account?—Yet who would have thought the old
man to have had so much blood in him?
You forgot to mention his appearance on Judge Judy. He won that one.
Call me weird, but of everything massively wrong with that picture, the thing that bugs me the most is that he wears his watch on the wrong wrist. But after checking, there doesn’t actually seem to be a reg in the book on that subject…so it’s the only thing he’s doing that’s possibly not officially wrong. Go f’n figure.
There’s no reg about what wrist should have the watch. I always wear my watch on my right wrist. I do more stuff with my left hand than my right, so it tends to get less damaged.
I wonder if he’s actually making any money at it. If so, I know what I’ll be doing on the weekends.
There are artists who take a dump on a canvas and call it art, while the critics drool over the originality…
Bad Twilight fan fiction became that 50 Shades of Grey abortion…
Yep.
And now he has completed his ritual internet hazing and is currently being welcomed with open arms as the newest member of the Dutch Rudder Gang.
(Not any less Safe For work than that crapola posted above….LANGUAGE!!!)
Also,
FAKE!
UPDATE: Finally, a legal threat from Jesse.
OMG, I’m laughing so hard, I’m actually crying!!
Too funny. This one WOULD be hilarious in court.
I hope Judge Judy clears her calender.
I know where he can find a lawyer…if he acts fast…like within a week while said lawyer still has a license.
He really oughta know better than to do things like that… GAME ON!
He must be back on his crack pip ! ! !
Please do Jessie, there is an awesome “lawer” up in Oregon.
You better get him fast before they Dis-bar him though.
By the way, congradulations on being the first African-Muslim member of the Dutch Rudder Club.
But the Dutch Rudder Club doesn’t take kindly to minorities. Will be fun to see how that would play out.
I know they’re dyed-in-the-wool Anti-Semites, BUT they might make an exception. No, wait, WE HAVE seen our favorite non-CPO use anti-black epithets, I stand corrected.
I wonder if they’ve officially initiated him into the Dutch Rudder Gang yet? His writing is about as coherent as PW’s after a T-bird binge!
If I remember correctly, we’ve seen said “lawer” post some racist as well as Anti-Semitic slurs, maybe MacBeth is “All dressed in lies with noplace to go”?
Aw, crap! He followed the pattern! These dimwits have no imagination at all.
Of course they don’t PH2, if they did they could imagine better ways to live than making shit up about their lives.
Oh Boy I’m Scared 🙂
Oh No ! ! ! !
Dumb ass is going to get Us 🙂
BHWHAHAHAHAHAHA ! ! ! ! !
Bring it on biach! ! ! !
F-ing 30 day wannabe ! ! ! !
A “fair” warning?
As opposed to an “unfair” warning?
I’m really surprised he spelled “sue” correctly.
Musta been his middle name…
The turd name sue ! ! ! !
Honestly, Jonn, your full time attorney should bring in an apprentice who is interested in this kind of stuff. Between the libel/slander, stalking, restraining orders, and other civil stuff, the guy would learn a ton with everything that you bring in.
I forget. Is the next step having your ISP dump TAH?
That or late night drunken threats of Commeth-ing or something like that.
Once an attention whore, always an attention whore. I’m sure the locals in Georgia will be happy to see him once they learn the truth about his past!
This shitbag is a piece of human toilet paper.
Somebody ought to stuff a feather up his ass and use him for a dart the next time he goes to The Blue Oyster!
▲▲▲▲▲ just for the Police Academy reference. And, I can picture Jesse dancing with one of those bikers.
How could I forget? That Captain Eric May from Veterans Today thinks that Jesse is lying now and that he was telling the truth in 2003 until the gubmint got to him with threats for telling the truth about Iraq.
So, they couldn’t put Captain May on mess duty until his time was up?
CPT.May would be the only troop that could burn water…
Gawd what a soup sandwich, We need to start some sort of gofundme to send him to ISIl, etcetc.
I hope his Muslim brothers don’t see the video were he brags about killing/executing hundreds of them.
Can somebody post that pleas.
Holy shit ! ! !
Another high speed 30 day warrior
God help us LOL…..
I remember this little 125 pound rag bag from his previous antics. I think the whole “muslim” schtick is something new. He must have converted since his original BS and being outed.
Everything about him and his uniform always looked absolutely absurd, and his stories were even more unbelievable. And he’s so stupid he thought he could get away with the SV and lies of war atrocities… all while being featured in newspaper and TV coverage.
This is a very troubled guy. Nothing but a criminal and apparently, abuser of women. He would fit in perfectly with the muslim fanatics.
Here he is in 2008 claiming the army screwed with him because he was muslim.
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread328879/pg1
Your link has me wondering what he’ll try next, my opinion is that Jesse/Jeephlegm/whatever is as slimy as the Dutch Rudder Gang and just as attention craving/whoring.
With the VA disability pay he’s getting, you’d think he could buy a keyboard that makes upper case letters.
He probably got plugged in the ass so much in prison, he went muslim. For him, everyday was Man Love Thursday.
Jesse is the furthest thing from an Army Ranger I ever saw. He looks like a little homo.
More than just a little, he looks like the type that would be bouncing around downtown Kabul on “Man-Love Thursday” night wanting to be one of his fellow muzzies’ “Poosht”!
He may have “experienced the joy of the fat bottomed boy”, as those in the Arab World would say.
Watch out Hemmingway – there’s a new writer in town. Or should Richard Castle be worried instead?
It’s more like that really bad Twilight fan fiction… except shittier.
You would think Jesse has done some research on VA disability. Maybe someone rabbit punched him in the head and he has retrograde amnesia.
25 percent and 2200 a month? Whats wrong with this loser?
Everything is wrong with him. To call him an oxygen thief is insulting to most oxygen thieves.
How ’bout lying-assed booger-eating bedwetting candyassed thumbsucking limp-spined taint-sniffing TURD BURGLAR for starters?
Booyah Hoorah…alright wont use that anymore.
His Facebook page is evidence that he might be a 5150 patient or belongs in a ward.
Mentally retarded kid full of fantasies.
Yeah, that or he landed on his head when he fell out of the Maple Tree for Retards. He reminds me of a dirtbag we threw out of our unit and the US Army when I was in A-stan, he was thrown out with 6 months and a BCD, and it wouldn’t surprise me one damned bit if he ends up being featured on TAH one day!
Let me guess about that BCD guy, he full of bullshit fantasies that nobody ever believes.
I wouldn’t be surprised if ole Jesse El-Amin there is making fake accounts to agree with himself. At this point, I wonder if he is capable of telling the truth once.
Shitfire yeah, that sniveling snotnosed lying lump of runny pigeonshit was a pathological liar, he’d tell you one story and another completely different one five minutes later. He went from E4 to E1 in about four months for other shit he pulled before he really fuxxed the poodle bad enough to get a CM that resulted in his 6 months and BCD. We heard he was destined for a facility in Mannheim, Germany to do his six months and that they treated their prisoners like SHIT, which everyone that knew him hoped was the truth! One sad fact about some of the replacements we got from other units was that sometimes it meant we were the receptacle for another unit’s trash. On the other hand, we did get some IRR recalls for replacements that turned out to be good Soldiers that I’m proud to say I’ve served with.
Knew an Air Force guy that was just like that. Just lied to multiple people with different stories. Except, he never got caught. But got in trouble once he got out.
Sounds like they treated your unit like a wasteland. Getting fuck ups left and right because of the reputation caused by one man. Which is common thing in Air Force headquarters units.
Naah, I was in a Line Unit. some of the replacements we got from Stateside units were their “ash & trash” while the rest were squared away Warriors I’m proud to have served with. It’s kinda like a case of having a fly in the ointment where it seems to stain the whole batch. The few turdball replacements we got made us scrutinize the rest harder until we were sure they were squared away.
OT: Fox has news on Obama’s boy Bergdahl.
Yeah, here’s the Clinton News Network’s thread with Bawler (*OOPS*, Boehner) screeching that “He’s innocent until proven guilty…” – Well *DUUUUUHHHHH!*
http://www.cnn.com/2015/03/25/politics/bowe-bergdahl-charges-decision/
Is this the Fox news segment you mentioned? It figures that some 0bamamouth would be screeching in Bergdahl’s defense.
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2015/03/26/bergdahl-to-be-charged-with-desertion-official-says/
Reading through his Facebook drivel I think I discovered the reason for his rage: he’s only half black or half white, depending on how you call it. Mom was white.
Sounds like dear leader.
A little dated but is this his “fight” song?
The Queen Berets
Falling Fairies From the Sky,
I Broke a Nail, Oh I Could Cry.
Don’t You Like How My Tushy Sways?
We Are the Fags of the Queen Berets.
Bill Klinton’s Words Upon My Ears,
“You Guys Have Rights, Be Proud You’re Queers.”
I Once Was Scared, Now I’m Ok,
‘Cause I Am a Fag, in The Queen Berets.
Put Silver Ear Clips on my Nuts,
I love the Pain, Now Spank my Butt.
The Way You Walk, Is Awfully Cute,
I sure Would Like to Pack Your Chute!
This Army Stuff is Really Slick,
Free Meals and Clothes and Lots of Dicks.
When I Retire, I Still Get Paid,
I Thank You Bill, From the Queen Berets.
Maybe MacBeth is part of the “Ranger detachment” piece of the Special 69th San Francisco Airsoft group, bathhouse support detail?
He’s the Pink Ranger!
Here’s my spur-of-the-moment beer-fueled great idea, why not take up a collection to give the little fungus-mouthed lying pigeonshit a one-way ticket to Syria or whatever ISIS-infested shithole he wants to go to and join an already-existing jihadi community, part of the money buys him his ticket, the rest goes to give him a little spending money once he’s there, and it’s ONLY offered to him on the condition that he formally renounces his US Citizenship in the official presence of US Consular officials once he’s on foreign soil. Whadda Y’all think?
I’m in for a tenner.
I would pony up $100 without hesitation. Wish this plan could come to fruition.
Two time stolen valor loser isn’t enough for this scumfuck he’s also an Islamist. Perhaps we get lucky and he becomes an ISIS phony and they finally lock him up for longer this time.
Did you guys forget the documentary on him from a few years back?
I saw this post yesterday. I haven’t commented before now, because it takes a long time to process that much stupid.
Does he really want to go down this road, again? Did he not learn his lesson after the last round? Jesse, you ignorant slut! Please feel free to sue, jump up and down, throw a tantrum, whatever you feel is necessary, but you know how this will end for you; badly. You must have forgotten how Jonn, myself, TSO, COB6 and the rest, lit your dumb ass up last time.
I guess Ron White is a great prophet; you can’t fix stupid.
This little Licker of Goat Nuts is just a confused little punk who says what he thinks is cool at the time. His Facebook entries are like a shotgun blast. In one post he chides people for being anti-American, talks about protecting his neighbors against criminals, and later goes all anti-American himself. He likes bragging about being a “veteran” yet apparently can’t stand veterans. And his best rants are anti-white, but he’s half white.
Talk about someone who just says what others want to hear. A very weak-minded individual whose almost funny to watch. Too bad he doesn’t have the balls to come here and defend himself. He just blocks people on Facebook who disagree with him. Just another little punk…
Dirka dirka, motherfucker.
OMG, the bio on the site for his book on amazon is more comedy gold!
“Jesse is 30 years old. He is a father of three beautiful kids and proud husband to his lovely wife. He has a B.A degree in Journalism and a B.A degree in Criminal Justice.He is a devout Muslim and hopes to bring awareness to his religion through his work. His Mother is Egyptian and his Father is African American.” — when did this fake POS get two Bachelors degrees? LMAO!!!
http://www.amazon.com/Jesse-A-MacBeth/e/B00IIVXGEA/ref=dp_byline_cont_book_1
“How I avoided being thrown over the Railing” should be his next faery tale book, too. bwahahaha.
Only by the grace of those who didn’t want to waste their time tossing my worthless carcass.
I doubt seriously this dingaling is actually a muslim. His entire schtick revolves around getting as much attention as possible ALL the time. That, and the internet as an enabler, give his sorry wrinkled excuse for a lizard brain what it wants: ATTENTION!
Look at the pic at the top. That’s all you need to see to come to the conclusion that this moron is more jacked up than an 8 mission kamikaze.
Okay, I lol’d.
Then again, why did they give kamikaze pilots helmets? Just wondering.
I have to laugh at his idiocy… 2200 a month from the VA for being 25% Disabled… I don’t even get that at 90%. Oh, and no such thing as “25% Disabled” with the VA. Shit for brains is a really bad liar.
Look at the land this fuzz nuts it trying to develop…someone saw him coming. No wonder he is angry!
Nicki? Nicki? NICKI! Would you please hand me the jug of eye bleach? Thank you…I should have thrown his worthless carcass over the rail in passenger loading at BICX Houston when I had the chance.
Darling, just drink some Jaegermeister. Works just as well. 😉
I’m here to help.
A little bit of Moonshine also works wonders!! 😀
So, lil shitbag resides here now…Mmmm hmmm. Yooo, Jesse. Did you get your shorts cleaned out before you climbed in the car that picked you up in Houston back in 2008? bwahaha. When I recognized his lil ass sitting in pickup, the concrete couldn’t open up fast enough to swallow him, lol. Good thing for him I had a flight to catch to DC…heh.
Hmmmm…maybe I should move to Sandersville and set up Camp Garryowen right next door to his lil goat rope commune.
Hah! Upon first reading, I saw “Goat Rape Commune”…
Then again, maybe I was just seeing through your typo… 😉
Jesse, Jeephlegm, whatever you’re calling yourself these days, you’re more full of shit than ten thousand truckloads of geese and seagulls. Durkha-durkha UP YOUR jihad, you lying pisspants washout quitting sack of SHIT! What’s next, will he claim to have had Airborne School “Black Hats” threatening to throw him out of the plane sans parachute because he’s “muslim”? My dumbass curiosity and wanting to laugh at him again are the only reasons I’d like to see what he says and pulls next.
Turd burglar….43 days in uniform and he was ordered to be a war criminal…43 days in and I hadn’t even finished basic yet…I was still nervously awaiting the CS room as it was one of the last things we were going to do before getting out of basic and heading off to Benning for Infantry School.
Dear God, why won’t this little bitch just go away…