Christopher David Duke; phony Marine Scout Sniper
Scotty sends us Christopher David Duke, another mighty warrior Marine Corps scout sniper who has returned to civilian life and currently teaches the things he learned in the crucible of combat to civilians at his business, Look East Survival Solutions. He tells the story of his experience at his website.
Being born into a life of battle doctrine and combat eventually consumed Chris and he followed the course of his Father but he never took his mind off of his lessons of earth, wood and grass as a matter of fact they would bring him success throughout his entire career as a Scout / Sniper. Chris operated in some of the most hostile environments on earth, never being seen nor heard. Due to injury Chris was separated from the US Military. Chris then began life as a contractor serving three more tours. Chris began to realize that his team mates had no “survival training” and the Instructor was born.
He walks right up to the line insinuating that he’s a Marine Corps veteran without saying it. Well, that’s because he was never in the Marine Corps, according to the National Personnel Records Center;
So this is just a clarification for those who might have questions about Christopher’s background. He talks about training Marine Scout Snipers and teaching SERE, as well as writing chapters of the manual, so you might think that he’s a veteran of the recent wars, but, no, he’s not.
And Chris has already pulled out the lawyer card, so for whatever counselor gets assigned this turd to polish, you can contact my lawyer at the email located in the “Contact Us” tab above.
Category: Phony soldiers
He claims of joining the Marines in 1988 . And was discharged Jun of 03.
Strange that a high speed scout/sniper that he claims to be would get out of the Marines 3 months after we start a War.
Not to mention in that case he was not too shy of twenty – always raises a red flag. Some have legitimate reasons, but how many do you know would walk away from a pension voluntarily?
This is joe, you know the pussy “boy” while I have no copy’s of Chris’s records neither do y’all. I understand completely the bullshit that comes along with someone saying they are something they are not and while I never served or claimed to I have the utmost respect for those that have and are currently serving. With that being said, if I thought for a minute that Chris was lying I would not be putting myself in this shit. I know the man personally and I am an instructor at the school. And by the way, we teach bushcraft not tactical classes. I know the backstory behind all this shit. I know why it was started and who the hell started it. This bullshit was started by a jackass that got pissed off because Chris bested him and couldn’t admit defeat. While I support in theory what y’all are doing overall which one of y’all have the fucking right to try and ruin someone when no social security number was turned over for the records to be pulled. The document post with the date of the 4th on it is completely bogus because the dipshit didn’t have the social and knew if he made it up then this is exactly what would happen. I don’t have a dog in this fight other than I work at the school and it supports my family so in turn y’all’s bogus bullshit is taking the food from my daughters mouth
They’ve busted hundreds of posers here, buddy, and I have yet to see them get one wrong.
SSN’s and other personal information are intentionally blanked out on posted forms here.
NPRC, the folks in charge of military records, say they have no record of your friend’s service. You might want to ask him about why this is.
Joe… Get out while you can. This wouldn’t be posted if it weren’t true. I feel sorry for you but don’t get caught up with the guy.
Joe I don’t give a shit about you or your kid. I care that in PM messages to me the phoney Duckes maid claims too be a Marine and a scout sniper. I asked him too redact his SSN# on his 214 and post it flat out refused. I am a Marine . I served with honor and pride , 91-99 . I don’t give a shit about you or your family . Just my Corps and my brother and sister Marines.
“Joe”, teddy996 said it all in a nutshell, get real! Find yourself a real job, and if you continue your hissyfits, UP YOURS WITH A DOZEN FLAMING SQUIRRELS!!
Flaming Squirrels:
You say, “I don’t have a dog in this fight other than I work at the school and it supports my family so in turn y’all’s bogus bullshit is taking the food from my daughters mouth”.
I say, “if that is true … for your daughters sake … get out now … you can get a new job and will be able to eat”.
BTW … y’all’s is not a word!
Nothing says LEGIT like the “after market booney hat and Chineeze made gilly suit”!
Sue me fu*ker!
My 8 year old son will kick your ass in any survial situation …
POSER POS!
Looking at the way he/it is holding that knife, he appears like he’s about to assault a three-layer birthday cake with extra icing!!
Wait! He threw the “lawer” card before the sockputtets get here? He didn’t read the manual. Bad poser! No medals for you!
+1
It it me or does whatever is in his hand look like a bad photoshop?
You’re right. It’s too big to be proportional to his hand (I have a feeling he’s using an extra-long knife to compensate for another weapon he has that isn’t of suitable length) and there’s no hilt/hand guard. Looks like he took a picture of a knife blade, chopped it, and superficially pasted the knife blade onto his clenched fist. Fucktard.
“He walks right up to the line insinuating that he’s a Marine Corps veteran without saying it.”
I disagree. He states he is a Veteran: Due to injury Chris was separated from the US Military.
Granted, he doesn’t say “marine”, but he does claim Veteran status.
This moron brings discredit to all other morons living around the world!
This definition is from his web site:
L.E.S.S.’s definition of survival :
An unplanned event , sometimes catastrophic, that you will ultimately have to get you or others out of safely
(note punctuation above)
Here is a proper defintion: “the continuation of life or existence”
Old Trooper; if you parse that statement “Due to injury Chris was separated from the US Military” he could have meant that he had a high school football injury that kept him from joining the military. You have to think like a phony and think of the way they weasel out of their own words. Maybe I’ve been doing this too long.
Jonn, when this douche nozzle contacts you about his lawer, ask him which sniper school he attended. Ask him which unit he served with as a sniper. Ask him a rough estimate of how many rounds a year a sniper platoon was allocated for training in the late 80’s, early 90’s when he claimed to have served. I can almost guarantee he will be unable to answer any of those basic questions.
I betting your right MasterGunz.
…and he did not have sex with that woman!
The turd is parsing his words carefully. But he still leaves the average person with the impression that he is a combat veteran. I’d love to see proof of his claims. The fact that he threw the “lawer” card right out of the gate is telling.
Sorry, Jonn, I guess I don’t have what it takes to think like a POSer.
When he says he became a contractor and then served three “more” tours, that distinctly implies that he’d served at least one previous tour while in the military.
I especially love the photo on his website of him in the camo top and blue jeans. That, says legit all over it to me! I remember seeing so many Marines wearing jeans in the bush. NOT!
Hey, don’t knock the official uniform of the Space Shuttle Door Gunners!
Daddy was SF in Vietnam. Makes him legit, right??
nbcguy54 I’m giving three to one odds that “daddy” wasn’t SF in Vietnam either. Any takers?
That’s a fools bet.
His dad was probably Cav/SF….oh no! Thank God, “Marine”….no big yeller patch and sorry Sparks, you’ll have to get me in poker. Not taking that one.
Did dukey here retain the services of Bernath & Visconi, “Attorneys”-at-Law?
I am going to go out on a limb here… but I am willing to bet this guy can make a pretty good sandwich.
He probably does. He can certainly stack the shit high.
GDC, that, and he also looks like a critter that could SUCK the cream filling out of a Hostess Ding Dong or Twinkie from 600 meters away or SUCK the icing off of a cake or jelly doughnut from 1000 meters away!!
“…Making the transition from warrior back to normal human being has been hard for Chris…”
From which “warrior” group did you make the transition back to a normal human being? From being a gangbanger in the “Warrior” gang? From being the WWF Ultimate Warrior? Or from being a University of Hawaii Warrior football player? Because it surely wasn’t from being a warrior in the U.S. Armed Forces…
Maybe he/it is a self-proclaimed badass on the paintball or Airsoft arenas? I’m just ASSuming… I stand by my jelly doughnut comment!
Your being a little hard on him. When I get done a hard battle of tag football its tough for me to come down and transition back
I bet he wouldn’t know a standard deviation from a full value wind if they reached up and bit him square on the ass.
This dipshit does not “walk up to the line” he jumps right over it. Besides the happy talk about his upbringing the giant flag for anyone breathing would be when he claims that the scout/snipers do not have any survival training.
Nah, I served with this dude. Just last week, we were working the hard streets of Islamabad, looking to disrupt an arms dealer’s attempt to sell nukes to al-Quaeda. I had the perfect shot, we were going to end it right there!…but then a drunk hit the power conduit down the street and my end of the xbox-live shorted out. The horror, the horror…
HSSOph, if you don’t do something with that imagination of yours, like write convincingly awesomely bad-ass war stories, I will be SO disappointed in you.
Well, at least he’s effectively blending in with his environment/sarc
What? He’s in a cesspool? That’s about the only place this turd would blend in.
I wonder if that’s his best mean face in his cool pink shirt.
Yeah, I always wear a pink shirt when I want to exude “bad ass.”
If your going to work the sandwich line for Popovic, you must wear the pink shirt. Alex’s shop, Alex’s rules.
So “Jow” and instructor at his FB pages gets all toughguy on us…
“This is Joe and for those that do not know I am an instructor at LESS. I want to make one thing abundantly clear. Smearing and trying to ruin a person WILL NOT be tolerated on this page no matter who it is. For those that have an issue, I would politely ask to handle it via PM to trying to resolve your issues. I will remove and block any POS that does not adhere. You trackin now jack”
Fuck you “Joe”. BRING IT!
Hmm must be the stock answer. I got the exact same worded message when the deleted my BoS post.
Well, let’s make him GOOGLE Famous so that anyone that wants to attend his little cub scout camp won’t be taken in by his BULL SH!T.
Was it Einstein who said that the problem with most people is they don’t understand that the difference between stupidity and genius is quite simple, there are limits to genius…..
Went to the link. didn’t take long for the comments to be blocked. I guess the heat was immediate.
I did notice numbnuts taught someone to make a fire to survive by building it against a standing tree. That might be good if you are going to burn down the forest and send a giant smoke “we are right friggen here” signal
You can read this now….
(It was my comment that set him off LMFAO!)
Look East Survival Solutions – ” I got your boy you prick”
I called Joe “Boy” and a Coward and told him to take his fake shit down…and that Chris is a giant FRAUD.
*He blocked everyone from commenting and lost his shit.
BBBWWHAHAHAHAHAHA
P-p-p-p-p-p-pussy*
This one’s gonna be fun!!!!
‘”What would Tom do?”‘
+1
On another note, we really need a “Like” button, too many people have are of the same mind that it would just make things easier, lol.
Like
Like
You can still comment on the “reviews”….
Joe lost his shit again there….
Look East Survival Solutions – ” This is joe. Bring it you little bitch. I’ll but my skill to yours any day of the week”
And I replied….
Hey Joe,
How about your mad typing, English and grammar skills ? You’ll “but” us?
You must like the butt….Boy…
LMFAO
I had a gunnery instructor with no arms and a D.I. with one lung. (Fort Knox Aug ’67) I wonder what kind of injury would push a troop out the door if he wanted to stay. (???) They can waiver for one enlistment, give you 6 more good years.
……. those who can’t, teach.
I’m getting a little pissed here. Before reading TAH I had no idea there are so many of them.I did read Stolen Valor when it first came out but assumed the Stolen Valor Act curbed that.
The worst I had personal experience with happened about 15 years ago.We attended a potluck given by one of my wife’s coworkers. A fellow Marine combat vet who is a friend was there. By accident we overheard a guy addressing a group of guests. He was sharing his experiences as an Army LURP in Viet Nam. He told them that was a hang glider sniper. He flew from a hang glider and sniped VC. I wish I had a video of what happened when started asking him questions. We ripped him a new asshole pretty quick. Hello pal! Where did you launch from? Uh,a helicopter. WHERE DID YOU LAND IF YOU WERE OBVIOUSLY OVER HOSTILES, ETC.? He couldn’t get a way fast enough. The shame was his wife was part of a well known family and it is a small town. She suffered too by be married to that buttwipe.
Thanks for helping to expose these shitbirds.
Stick around sir, the poser fucks come out of the woodwork like a bar girl on payday. Never ending stream of stupid.
Welcome to the endless fight that has become Stolen Valor. I’ll gladly send anyone who thinks I’m a poser my 2 dd214’s. Not that I need to, I was just an MP and in the artillery, and I certainly do not go around bragging about sh*t I never did or was involved in.
Taurus, when you use ‘pissed’ it can mean one of two things: you’re angry, or you’re drunk. Depends on the geography.
So I’d say, if you’re going to get pissed, find a good pub and do it in the company of friends.
Taurus: that guy wasn’t by any chance wearing a purple, Tiger-striped jumpsuit when you saw him – was he? And did he perchance call himself “Thunder” something?
And banned from the FB page in under a minute after making a comment. Lol.
You can still comment on the “reviews”….
I just told them that the Pain Train is coming…and linked to this thread. LMFAO….
I told them that this was not going to go away now that *real deal* veterans have them by the scruff of the neck and that “they had better get to hoppin'” as they say down south…
I bet their FB page is gone shortly
Yea, I agree Chip, it’s getting locked down more and more in the last 20 minutes, LOL
Ditto,run and hide motherfuckers,the internets are forever.
Hey Christopher David Duke! Waz up! Got a question for ya. You ever hear the old theory that you can’t put a square peg into a round hole? Well, it’s just not true. You’ve done it! Now I realize, you had to prop that 2 foot, 4″ x 4″ against a wall but when you backed into it SLOWLY…it went all the way it…right! So there’s another Myth Buster story that you can prove yourself. You da man Dukester! Keep rocking the lies and be careful getting in the car with the post up your ass! Splinters…are a bitch.
Just wondering, if his Dad was SF, that would sure sell customers if he had a picture, of him in uniform. AND a picture of his Completion Certificates from the schools stating he taught Marines and Air Force Para rescuer and Army Rangers. Gee, wonder if he even taught Chuck Norris?
Google Famous coming up!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nothing says killer like a Pink fake Izod.
Double Dave Douchebag sniffs hairy dog balls all day long.
Double Dave Douchebag sniffs hairy dog balls all day long.
Double Dave Douchebag sniffs hairy dog balls all day long.
Double Dave Douchebag sniffs hairy dog balls all day long.
Double Dave Douchebag sniffs hairy dog balls all day long.
Double Dave Douchebag sniffs hairy dog balls all day long.
Double Dave Douchebag sniffs hairy dog balls all day long.
Double Dave Douchebag sniffs hairy dog balls all day long.
I’m not 100% certain, but the second image of our super-scary Scout/Sniper (say that five times fast) looks like he photoshopped the image of a knife onto his hand…and I have a sneaking suspicion that the image of the knife was pulled from the “Call of Duty” video game franchise. Thoughts?
I think he P-shopped out a spork and he was sneaking up on a 10-round magazine of LCDs (Little Chocolate Donuts) in the original picture.
The knife looks life a butcher knife in a sheath.
“Making the transition from warrior back to normal human being has been hard for Chris….” Hear that, warriors? Chrissy thinks you are abnormal.
As for the poses in ghillie suit, I have a question: Anyone have a steel-line weedwhacker?
*rummages through stuff* Nope, no weedwhacker, but I do have this nice long machete, just saying.
Dammi, 2/17 AirCav, tea! Spewed! right thru my snout!!!
For Pete’s sake, post a SPEW alert once in a while!
2/17 Air Cav: no, but I’ve seen industrial models that used a light chain vice heavyweight nylon line. Would one of those work?
I know this guy. And something has never smelled right about him since day one. Truth sucks, just saying.
So what does he tell people? Have you heard him make any claims to military service on the street or in one of his classes?
Met him some years ago, he alluded to service and sniper skills. Haven’t seen him in a few years, but had conversation with some mutual acquaintances not too long ago. He had told them, all civilians, some pretty tall tales. Thought it odd that he never shared them with me.
I know Abby, Abby Normal, he was a SEAL that fought in Korea. Told me this story once about how the Rump Rangers were out of control so the Bush Bunnies were afraid to come out. There were no Happy Endings that Night!!
This is joe, you know the pussy “boy” while I have no copy’s of Chris’s records neither do y’all. I understand completely the bullshit that comes along with someone saying they are something they are not and while I never served or claimed to I have the utmost respect for those that have and are currently serving. With that being said, if I thought for a minute that Chris was lying I would not be putting myself in this shit. I know the man personally and I am an instructor at the school. And by the way, we teach bushcraft not tactical classes. I know the backstory behind all this shit. I know why it was started and who the hell started it. This bullshit was started by a jackass that got pissed off because Chris bested him and couldn’t admit defeat. While I support in theory what y’all are doing overall which one of y’all have the fucking right to try and ruin someone when no social security number was turned over for the records to be pulled. The document post with the date of the 4th on it is completely bogus because the dipshit didn’t have the social and knew if he made it up then this is exactly what would happen. I don’t have a dog in this fight other than I work at the school and it supports my family so in turn y’all’s bogus bullshit is taking the food from my daughters mouth
Actually, we do, look at the top of the page..it says No one y that name or Social was ever in the service.
Ohhh, and do you seriously think that TaH goes off half cocked about Valor Thieves? TaH has its ducks in a row 99% of the time.
I’m sorry you are caught in the crossfire, but you put yourself there. Just saying is all.
I should say 99.9% but I was too quick to reply.
Actually “Joe” we do have his records. or lack thereof as evidenced by the Freedom Of Information Request that was filed to obtain his military records. He has NONE! PS you don’t need a Social to get someones military records.
Joe…you are Duke’s sockpuppet number One. If you don’t have a dog in this fight, why come here? By the way the reason Chris has no records…is because he never served! That is what the Freedom Of Information Act response document states. So yes, we do have and see his, LACK of records. Now you see them too! So, what say you now Joe? Still think he’s a great guy telling you the truth about all his bullshit?
Hey, Joe. Did you ever think that we have no copies of his records because none exist? Did you bother looking at the FOIA release shown at the top? What does it say? There are no records of your bud having ever served. Now try this on for size. Your buddies lies are taking the food from your daughter’s mouth, not us. We simply point out the facts.
And Joe, I am sorry for you that you hung your income hat on the likes of Chris and his bullshit. Because when the word of this spreads, as it is doing as I type and the Google references to him and this site only climb higher, his business will go under for people seeing him for what he is. They will call BS on him, as we have and his little enterprise will fail. We have seen it happen here more than once. So, Joe not taking anything away from you if you are just learning of this but I would offer two points of advice. Second, confront Chris but first, start looking for other work.
Actually my income has no bearing on the school what so ever. And also if I am proved wrong then I will be the first to admit it. As I stated, I have no sympathy for valor thieves. But as of yet I have seen nothing saying these claims are true. I am not familiar with these forms and possibly don’t understand them but I have seen nothing definitive that proves any wrong doing
“I don’t have a dog in this fight other than I work at the school and it supports my family so in turn y’all’s bogus bullshit is taking the food from my daughters mouth”
That would indicate your income has a lot to do with the school. Just sayin.
Okay Joe a little slack here then. Google FOIA and or “how to verify military records” or most any search like that will give you results. The FOIA document you see at the top comes from the National Personnel Records Center in St. Louis, MO. It is the records center and repository for all military veteran records. If provided with a name and SSN they will search their records and return the results. If you look at some of the posers here who “did serve” but embellished and added to their records you will the the NPRC through an FOIA request, returned their military records with the correct information in them. Your friend Chris has no records to be found though because he did not serve in the military Joe. I understand it is hard to learn the truth of someone you know and may call your friend but the truth is the truth. I wish you well.
We can help you understand Joe, if you are confused, please feel free to ask any questi ons and you will get an answer. We arent all jerks he re, we understand people lie.
Joe, if you can read, then you will have seen that he doesn’t have any records (look at the top of the page, it says it right there), meaning he didn’t serve in the military. That claim is true. Whether you choose to believe your boss or your own lying eyes is up to you.
My own lying eyes? I have said nothing nor will I say any thing that isn’t true!! And trust me, I am looking into this myself but until I have confirmation I will not turn my back from a friends defense. I teach classes on the weekends so I have no need for the boss side. This is about friendship
Your family must eat light if you only work on the weekends there & this is taking food from their mouth’s
Joe, like I said; all you have to do is look at the top of the page. Now, unless your friend can produce actual documentation to the contrary, I will go with what the FOIA has produced
It would take your friend a matter of an hour to clear it up.
So Joe,
“And also if I am proved wrong then I will be the first to admit it.”
When you finish swallowing that bite of the shit sandwich and swallowing Chris’ jizz and taking one more bite of CROW, you can Get To Hopping and APOLOGIZE to us here for being a Super FUCKSTICK
“Joe” initially comes here with a Billy Bad Ass attitude, now he appears to be backpedalling a bit. Stow the attitude, click on “Stolen Valor” at the top of the page and educate yourself about this site and the multitudes of poseurs exposed here. On the bright side, it looks like your weekends are going to open up soon.
Who is L.E.S.S.’s web master Joe?
Since The Duke of posers is putting the blame on his bio page being written the way it is. We would sure like a confirmation from that person that Chris didn’t write it.
No he did not. An outside source is building the site
What part of ” Who is the Web Master ” don’t you understand ?
The damn part that I don’t know. You got the wrong motherfucker to talk to like a child. Most websites say so check it out for yourself
Me thinks Joe = Chris = A pussy who is hiding behind a fake name.
Wow really bro?
I’m not your ” Bro ” Poser Boy. In fact, I’ve became one of your worst nightmares. you will be waking up in your sleep cussing my name before this is over !
Well I’m not Chris so bring it is all I can say. Nightmare? Please
So why are you defending him like he’s your spousal unit then ?
Hey Joe, isn’t free advertising great!!!!
Joe, Just looked at your web site. I now have nightmares with all that Mother Earth Crap and peace and fuck daisies. What a pant load.
Joe … First don’t walk in here all mister bad ass … we don’t respond very well to that. Second, if you are not Duke I might recommend you stay clear of him … he will be very infamous by weeks end!
IP CHECK!
Never, ever, ever side up to a Vet you do not know and call him “bro”. That’s the quickest way to have them get upset with you, as you never know if their “bros” were MIA, WIA, or, god forbid,KIA.
Yeah “Bro”…
http://instagram.com/wowreallybro#
/back up and check yourself before you wreck yourself….
Oops…..too late.
Really? Chris is paying an “outside source” to build the site, you say?
Well, one look at the site and I can see it’s generated with a simple program (Serif WebPlus), that’s basically like Word, but for web pages. And the latest version is $120. Most web monkeys cost a lot more. And since the site looks worse than Geocities, Chris either overpaid very badly, or someone in-house fired up Serif WebPlus and slammed their fists on the keyboard.
Quit playing semantic games: Who was the source for the text on the “About the Owner” page? Don’t blame some non-existent web monkey.
Oh Joe don’t take it so hard being called a pussy. Or were you offended that he called you Boy.
Remember the old saying “You are what you Eat”
So which mad you mad.
made you mad
So then just post his photo of his at Sniper school,with his grad class,and few photo’s of him with his team in OEF or OIF will do,oh a real DD-214,YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKSTICKS!!!!!.With so many of our battle buddies never coming home you turds try and use this bullshit,you all should be curmed stomped
Joe,
I think if you talk to Chris he will prob come clean. If he is your friend, I hope you will try and support him is he makes a honest, in good faith effort to not spread this lie any farther. I was raised that if a man owns up to a mistake you move on. Of course the trick is that the man doesn’t continue to make the same mistake.
hey Joe, how come the only pictures o nthe page are all Chris, or are you the one he is getting cozy around the fire with?
Hey Joe. OK, so you don’t understand the FOIA requests and how military records are available to the public. I didn’t either for a long time. Since you work for this Chris, why not just ask him to show you his DD 214. Even some pics, all military take pictures of their tours. Or better yet how about Certificates of all the schools he attended to give him all this “Special Training”. Just sayin..
“Chris then began life as a contractor serving three more tours.” Life as a contractor? WTH is that? I thought it was a job–a good paying job at that. And since when do contractors serve tours? Or maybe he means tours, as in bus tours. “On your left, you will see the Empire State Building.”
tours? hahahha like tour of duty? what did he and POTUS just invade Vietnam hahahh it’s called a deployment you bucket of hadji sploog.
I like how the statement “serving three more tours” implies he did at least one tour as a service member.
I have three tours myself. Three separate tours of Universal Studios. For the record, I did not get a chance to say hi to Babs.
Bonus points if you know who Babs is/was.
Animal House……
Hey Duke … BUTTHURT?
Elliot has more street cred than you!
Joe – instead of you doing his dirty work, send Chris to this site and let him ‘splain for himself. Obviously he knows were here and talking about him, so quit taking sabots for him and put him in the ring.
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I wonder If Christopher David duke THE POSER based his school’s curriculum on that of “The Stunning Agency”?
His web site does have an eerie resemblance to The Stunning Agency. Maybe they can merge companies and offer corporate retreats for All Points Logistic.
Oh dear a special little Sniper Sparkle Pony who has gone and shit the sheets.
Joe, no one here screwed you up, over , under or is taking food off your table.. That would be your boss/friend Christopher David Duke; phony Marine Scout Sniper.
What part of he NEVER served did you not understand?
Oh yea and sockpuppet rule number ten…Never go full ritardo.
Have a nice day, and good luck with the new job search..lets hope your former doesn’t bite you in the bum and ruin your chances for new employment.
The reason Joe is so “jelly” is that, much like Private Pyle, we have put together a nice shit sandwich for him and Chris and he has to come back here and take bite after bite while Chris hides behind Joe’s skirt.
Apparently “Joe” is more butthurt right now than a hadji’s goat the morning after “Man-love Thursday”!
+1
“Oh dear a special little Sniper Sparkle Pony who has gone and shit the sheets.”
TC, you are hereby responsible for one monitor. Coffee does terrible things to monitors, and you simply must post spew warnings.
@ Pinto Nag~
My apologies Sir….
Should I come across a new water proof monitor in my travels I will be happy to replace yours.
I am happy though, that you did not burn nose hairs from the spewing of coffee. I hear that hurts….alot 😀
Oh, this is ironic.
Pinto Nag, do you want to tell her – or should I? (smile)
Oh, I’ll do it, Hondo. The moniker is a little “gender neutral,” I guess.
TC: I’m female. 🙂
Ack!!!!
My apologies Ma’am….
Well now don’t I feel like a boob…*smh*…
Rhot Rho….*shaking bushes*
Tell me what? I owe you a water proof monitor too Hondo?
Maybe Bernath will take up your cause and file a lawsuit against TAH for a replacement monitor.
Just wondering – any relation to David Duke, KKK Grand Wizard? Now wouldn’t that be even more fucked-up??
Hey boys and girls, it’s SOCKPUPPET TIME!!!
So according to the L.E.S.S.website, there are two people in the “contact us”. Both are named Chris.
Where is this “Joe” coming from?
*SNIFF*, *SNIFF*,…
YUP, it smells like there’s more bullshit to be discovered!!
Worst webpage ever who did it for you a 3yr old tard? hey fuck stick no phone number? or address how can we contact you so you can tell us all about your tours hahahahahha as a contractor,Iwas over there for the past 6 years I never heard of you,you must be super black oops, oops i mean ops.
He’s using the John Giduck-approved tactic of saying he didn’t write the bio, someone else did. So he let someone just write this BS without reviewing and correcting it as necessary? Yeah…Right.
Has anyone heard from any lawer(s) yet?
This turd is DEFINITELY one I’d put on the “EXTREME IDIOTS” TV reality show I proposed in other threads, they’re popping out so fast, maybe it ought to be called “‘TARD PLATOON” instead?
Cool! Is he teaching combat shovel? I’ve always wanted to take that class from a real Ex-Spurt!
Look at that BFK he’s got photoshopped on his picture. Looks like he could do e-tool fu with it.
“Joe” says to Scaotty, above, “You got the wrong motherfucker to talk to like a child.”
He just called himself a motherfucker. I don’t much like that word but if that’s what he wants to be called, who am I to judge?
Oh my…He “f**ks” his mother?
That there is just gross…
Ewww….
Joe – From now on your Delta Tau Kai name is………MFJ.
Lmfao! Now that there is some seriously funny shit!
I had a nice come back for that Toasty–but, in lieu of his confession to Jonn, I’ll save it for another time. And there always is another time.
@Air Cav~
I just saw the confession, but I throw the BS flag on it.
Web Masters/Designers are not in the habit of making up bios for people. They put what they are told to.
So they got the information from someone and he, the Phony Sniper Sparkle Pony, as the owner had to have signed off on it first.
Oh HAI GUISE!@!!! Lookie at this!!!!!!!!
http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:3egivOBFiT4J:https://allclasses.com/school/look-east-survival-solutions-wilson/+&cd=5&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us
One Ringie Dingie……Two Ringie Dingie….
Anyone in the AO want to swing by??
Chris,
You may want to ask Mommy or Daddy to get that tree trimmed in the front yard.
https://maps.google.com/maps?q=hai+guise&ie=UTF-8&ei=n_BGU9iIEMrkyAG3sIDwCw&ved=0CAsQ_AUoAA
Not like any FOB I’ve ever been to.