Larry Edward Schlesinger; phony SEAL (?), jerk, bully
Anyway, here’s Larry’s DD214;
UPDATE: I checked with Don Shipley, and it turns out that Larry did attend SEAL training, but he washed out pretty early. He’s fairly well known in the Little Creek/Norfolk area for pretending he’s a SEAL.
TSO Writes: Schlesinger and his people are threatening to sue us. I’m still not entirely sure what for, and I have a call in to his attorney. I don’t see any false statements of fact in here. Larry claimed on his LinkedIn profile that he was a member of BUDs class 252. What he failed to mention is that he washed out. Leaving it in there, while it is true, is clearly calculated to make people believe he graduated. By way of example, when I was in law school I was selected to represent my school at a Yale Law Forum on the International Criminal Court. If I put on my LinkedIn page that I “went to Yale” it would technically be true. I went there once for a function. But it leaves the impression I graduated from Yale. I did not. For some reason his people are demanding the whole page come down, essentially because of some things Scotty says. But we aren’t Scotty. I can’t find any false statements of fact anywhere here, certainly nothing that the court in Gidduck said wasn’t allowed. (Admittedly that was a Colorado case, but the First Amendment grounds there will apply here as well.) Apparently they are upset that Jonn quotes Shipley as saying “He’s fairly well known in the Little Creek/Norfolk area for pretending he’s a SEAL.” That is the word from Don Shipley. We know Don, and trust Don. We include it here not to assert the truth of that statement, but rather that Don tells us that is the case. If they really intend to sue, they will have to prove we have no basis for saying that Don said that. That will be tough to do.
Interestingly, either Schlesinger, or people under his control are guilty of violating copyrights. You will notice that this post was Jonn’s, not mine, and I hadn’t said anything. Nonetheless, a Facebook Page by Schlesinger or his people (here) uses a picture from my Facebook page. They also use pictures of Jonn and Scotty. They are probably on safe ground with the picture of Jonn, since it appears to be a screen cap, and thus not Jonn’s copyright. But mine, there is no Fair Use argument in the world that would allow that one. Again, I didn’t write anything about this, I’m apparently included for the crime of being Jonn’s lawyer.
For that crime, I am “dishonorable” and everyone should unfriend me on Facebook, because you could be next. Um. Really? Let me make this easy, if you are my friend on Facebook, have committed crimes in the past, and have ever claimed or intimated that you were a Navy SEAL, excepting if you actually graduated from BUDs, then yes, please unfriend me. Otherwise, you are safe.
Hoping to hear from the attorney sometime soon, as I leave tomorrow for my trip to Greenland.
Category: Phony soldiers
So many posers, so little time. As far as I can recall, there has been only one fake radio repairman claim exposed on this blog. When will the support personnel get some stolen recognition?
Thanks, Jonn, for giving those of us housebound due to yet another weather event some red meat to chew on.
“Get Some” fakie on you. You too can be a POSer, get the real gear all the Fakers wear.
Some people are just stupid. And yeah, as people have said, Stolen Valor is one of many symptoms of a much larger character defect. This guy just keeps proving everyone here right.
The only thing you can get PTSD from if you’re stationed at NAS Pensacola is the cockroaches.
They’re about 4 inches long, and it takes something besides bug spray to kill them.
People politely call them palmetto beetles. They can fly. They train the beginner pilots down there the fine art of flying with distractions, like ‘what do you do if there’s a giant bug on your visor on takeoff?’
Ex-PH2, I was born at PNAS, and the only memories that my mother has of her time there is the cockroaches.
NYC ain’t got shit on Florida roaches. You could tell the Orlando roaches cause they’re the ones running around with little mouse ear hats on them.
I didn’t mean to bust in on that conversation. I thought I was “sharing” that page on my Facebook, not commenting on it.I was trying to be funny. Oh well, that’s what I get for commenting on stuff when I’ve been up all night. It’s not funny it’s kinda dumb and I don’t know Scotty well enough (or at all) to make fun of his pants. But I’m in a bad mood so seriously fuck that guy! (Larry not Scotty)
Oh, yeah! We had betting contests on how long it took one of those things to die if your sprayed it with bug spray. They were immune to it.
I saw Roger STaubach (who?) playing football with the local Goshawks team on base. Somewhere I have negatives of the pictures from that game.
I should go back down there some day, but they probably won’t let me on the base. I think I still owe money for the bike tire that went flat on the bike I borrowed from Special Services.
We don’t call em cockroaches here, we throw a saddle on em and call them a pony. Stop picking on our pets!
Stalking, Cyberstalking, Harassment, possession of a firearm by a felon. Sounds like a real dick that likes to mess with his ex-girlfriend/wife.
2 years, 4 months 1 day. Really? Something tells me he wasn’t quite a stellar performer. Looks like an adsep.
Phildo Monkress as a young man…,..
As a Corpsman they where begging guys to deploy or do an IAs from 2003-2008. I was pulled from a hospital to deploy once to Iraq with a Marine Reserve unit to Ramadi in 2005 and I did an IA to Afghanistan in 2007-2008. He must of been a total piece of shit to considering he was 8404. He enlisted a few months after I did in 2003.
He looks like a guy at my command where anytime we had a billet to deploy for an 8404 he would always claim his wife would divorce him or his mom was sick so they would give it to any Corpsman. After he got out I kept up with him on Facebook and he always talks about how he had PTSD and would always post comments on Facebook like “I miss you fallen brothers, I can’t believe I made it out alive.” I ended up calling him out and he blocked me.
Ex-PH2, Please tell me you are joking about not knowing who Roger Staubach is.
Larry Edward Schlesinger the phony SEAL… the poserfu is weak with this one, he is nothing more than a schoolyard bully wannabe.
Larry is already famous in the MMA world. Seems he screwed over a fighter in a clothing/sponsorship contract.
http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/thread/2190728/ANOTHER-sponsor-screwing-a-fighter-out-of-money/?page=1
PH, I’ll see your taking pics of Roger and raise you a “shared a limo ride with him to have lunch with some mutual friends.” So there. He was a great guy then and seems to still be. Perhaps the most gentlemanly Navy dude I’ve ever met.
@ Ex-PH2, Jonn, – *FEEEHHHH!*, They’re not cockroaches, they’re Palmetto Bugs, known as “weevils”!
What is WITH these turds who think they can get away with this shit and not get caught? Are they so stupid that they haven’t learned their lessons, or are they just that arrogant? I don’t get it.
This guy sounds like a real piece of work. Yeah, that’s exactly what you want to do; piss off SEALs, Marines, and MMA fighters.
Meh–by not deploying, he likely did the Marines he DIDN’T serve with a huge favor.
28 months–got out as an E-3. Yup, there’s a 10-percenter if ever there was. Love to see this numbnuts RE and discharge codes.
This guy sounds like a real douchecanoe. Any chance someone could call in a Hair Strike on this assclown?
One thing I’m wondering about is this: What did he do to earn a felony conviction between 2006 and 2008, since the first arrest/booking record that I see says 2 of the charges are for possession of ammo/firearm by Fla felon.
There are so many of these creeps that I can barely keep up. You guys need to create a trading card game or something.
Came across this while looking at the link for the MMA site where he had screwed over an MMA fighter.
A link on his MMA Apparel page to a facebook page bashing Scotty, featuring the one and only Dillwad Wittlessone aka buttranger aka thunderdouche…
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Scott-Hughes-BULLY-POSER/670203619698738?ref=stream
… CURRENTLY …… lawsuits are underway of “Stolen Valor Victims” by Washington D.C. attorneys; litigants are the National American Legion Headquarters’ leadership (ie. Burn-Pit) iPredator as Mark C. Seavey and the (This Ain’t Hell) Mil/Kook blogger cyber/gangs of Jonn V. Lilyea and from his two (2) servers and being a U.S. Government Archivist iPreditor.
Contact me LRP41@cfl.rr.com for the free W/DC attorney and possible “remunerations” even before a court date. “This is a slam-dunker”, the legal-beagle attorneys in W/DC advise me
Since he wants to be famous and all.
https://www.facebook.com/getsome.xtremewear.3?fref=ts
https://www.facebook.com/lhschlesinger?fref=ts
https://www.facebook.com/sherriegetsomextremewearchandler?fref=ts
When you have the likes of DullASS pimping your cause, you might as well just give up.
He’s quick with the ban on that page. Has 4 likes on it & three of those are on my friends list. So far I’ve seen him post things from SEAL poser Art South, Marine combat engineer Poser , Doug Collett, Army Special Forces Poser Dallas Wittgenfeld. and an idiot publisher Michael Yon. Google is NOT his best friend.
He has a rap sheet of domestic violence also. Tough guys like him think it’s cool to beat on females.
These creatures are even more irritating than the palmetto bugs. The palmetto bugs have no choice. These clowns select purposefully to waste their lives and energies in this way. Sad.
They are seriously pitiful, sad creatures. Instead of extending their hands to their brothers and sisters in arms, they bite the welcoming hands we extend to them as members of this fraternity of military service to which we all belong. They earned their place among us, yet are not satisfied with simply rejecting it, they must defile their own service as they attempt to dishonor us.
@26, rb325th.
That middle link is defunkt.
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–ghp
I will net this one out:
Hospital Corpsman (E-3), 2 1/2 years, “A” School and Field Medical School and never deployed with Marines!
DIRT BAG … never finioshed his 4 year obligation!
So it is not exactly like being a SEAL or a guy who will make millions with silk screen crappy shirts from China!
Dallas and anyone who relies on his representations is obviously a fool. No experienced attorney would ever tell a client or prospective client that anything is “a slam dunker,” especially cases of libel which are among the most difficult cases to prove or whatever this nonsensical cybercrime thing he’s rambling on about. L’l Larry deserves this guy.
Yep what a tool,
BUDS class 252 started classing up in march 2004, 5 weeks of indoc followed by 6 months of training in three phases. Yet he did all that in 6 weeks and then went to HM school.
HE may have seen a SEAL one time, or stayed at the holiday inn express, drank a dos equis and got bitch slapped by the most interesting guy in the world but he for damned sure never set foot on Coronado as anything other than a tourist if that.
He is quick to ban people. I’m not sure how I feel about this, first time I’ve ever been banned from something on Facebook. I really don’t handle rejection well. Now I must hunt him down and convince him we belong together.
So, is this clown in Virginia or Florida? Maybe he’s one of those snow birdies. Or maybe he hooked up with Florida’s nuttiest there and is their liaison to the DC attorney, who we should probably guess is not working on a contingency basis but may or may not specialize in real estate law.
See I knew The Witlessone would give all of Florida a bad name. Tell him if he’s going to sue anyone, go ahead and add slander to the charges. I’ve been bad mouthing him to anyone that will listen. BTW, even the palmetto bugs think he stinks.
Bless his heart!
OWB, you RODE with Staubach? In the SAME car?
Oh, I am SO jealous! I only have pictures at that football game, and I don’t know if the negs will scan very well.
Valkyrie, check your e-mail. Sent you one yesterday.
Yes, PH, in the same car. And we sat at the same table for lunch. Same limo dropped us off (at different locations) after lunch as well. A very pleasant couple of hours.
🙁 Okay, well, I guess I have to settle for pictures.
UPDATE: I checked with Don Shipley, and it turns out that Larry did attend SEAL training, but he washed out pretty early. He’s fairly well known in the Little Creek/Norfolk area for pretending he’s a SEAL.
But you have that, PH. I only have my memory, and we all know how that gets after 40 years or so. 😉
Oh, it’s THAT old dodge, eh? Well, since I attended lunch with Roger Staubach, does that mean I was a USN officer? And PH, having attended a photo session with him on the field, was a pro football player?
Oh, sure. It all makes sense now.
/sarc (or maybe not)
I love the Linked-In page where he posts his BUD/S class. Didn’t mention that he failed to graduate. Ditto the sentiment that, given his failure to complete his enlistment and never making HM3, the best thing that he did for Marines in Iraq and Afghanistan is to stay at NAS Pensacola.
If people are going to wash out of BUD/s they do it very early.
MMA forum from Jne of last year paints him as a thieving shit. Love his bogus facebook page,, all rants talking to himself, just like Shittenfeld.
This clown wanted to “get some?” Well he surely did. He can “get some” attention that he’s been craving. Asshat.
I’m kinda glad some of these assclowns are out there. They make my less-than-stellar career look absolutely heroic.
Most of us just did our jobs. Avoided screwing over anyone on purpose. Correct our mistakes as quickly as possible and did our best to support the real heroes.
Twenty-four years of that is just fine for me.
Good God, Shipley is worth his weight in gold and hair-care products.
Also, I like how the idiot unwittingly brought himself back to the fore. THAT’S the best part of this.
Yup, a BUD/S candidate who washed out at the beginning of training is EXACTLY just like a SEAL…just like the loser who sat next to me on the bus to Fort Benning OSUT and then deserted as soon as the bus reached Sand Hill is EXACTLY just like a real trained MOS 11C10 mortar man…