Why we fight

| November 29, 2013

I’m just going to leave this right here;

Category: Dumbass Bullshit

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ChipNASA

Shoulda shanked the bitch and ran with the tee vee.
THIS IS WAR!!!

(Unbelievable)

“life, liberty and the pursuit of happin….LOW LOW PRICES!!! WILLING TO TRY TO BEAT SOMEONE’S ASS OVER A 27” TV. WOOOOTT!!!

/crass crap commercialism.

Eagle Keeper

Funny, I didn’t even notice the “Why We Fight” part, until AFTER I’d watched the video while thinking, “‘MERRICA! Fighting them over there so we can fight each other over here.”

Frankly Opinionated

Amusing as hell, as I watch from my abode, square in the center of 95 acres of private property.

Twist

This is why my wife and I hibernate on Black Friday.

68W58

Cue the recent South Park episodes about black Friday-“WINTER IS COMING!”

Sparks

I would say I can’t believe it but I can. We are fighting and have fought abroad for this kind of freedom in America. First I think if you are at a midnight Black Friday sale you have a screw loose. But I would have liked to have seen them hit her with a taser and really rough her up…just for being a douche bag. But then again, a 27″ TV is nice to have…or get your face planted for. Dumbasses.

PintoNag

If it’s not there, at the price I want to pay, on a day when I can stroll in at my leisure and buy it….I don’t need it. I hide on Black Friday.

68W58

They should make it a competition of some sort-like “whoever can drink 32 ounces of leftover turkey gravy the fastest gets the TV”. Or make ’em climb a greased pole to get to the TVs. Or whatever-the entertainment possibilities are endless.

trapperfrank

Coming home from eating dinner with friends yesterday, my wife and I were almost hit by two truckloads of crazed rednecks entering the Walmart parking lot. I guess the need to purchase more plastic crap from China over rode concerns for personal safety and common sense.

2/17 Air Cav

It wasn’t about a TV. What actually happened was that there was a manager’s special announced for 75% off of greeting cards. Unfortunately, there was a language issue and most of the customers heard “green cards.” That’s what happened. I swear.

O-4E

Lots of very tan people in that video

2/17 Air Cav

@9. That’s what rednecks do–they “almost” cause accidents.

OWB

At least the crowd was mannerly enough to not steal a couple of exposed scary black guns while all this was going on.

Ex-PH2

What. Was. That.

Sale prices every week. Read the ad papers. Do they fight like this over bulk-packed chicken wings?

obsidian

What do we expect when Michael Jordan shoes are something to shoot and kill people for?
Seriously, shoot someone for some ugly ast over priced made by slave labor shoes.
No blood for oil, freedom or democracy, but, genocide for a TV on thanksgiving.
Ima be arrsded but I gots my TV!

68W58

People who comport themselves with dignity deserve respect, people who decline to do so, do not. This has nothing to do with station, even very poor people will usually retain their dignity in spite of their financial circumstances, while, as Paris Hilton has amply demonstrated, the very wealthy may not.

It helps if we have a broader culture which places value on human dignity, but ultimately the individual must take responsibility for their own behavior. All manner of lefties may now denounce me for “hatespeak”.

ChipNASA

@16 6858

People who comport themselves with dignity deserve respect, people who decline to do so, do not. This has nothing to do with station, even very poor people will usually retain their dignity in spite of their financial circumstances, while, as Paris Hilton has amply demonstrated, the very wealthy may not.

Oh like say, Psul Kevin Spandex wearing, taking-it-up-the-ass-from Phildo Monkress, bedwetter, sponge brain, fuckstain.

Ex-PH2

This is the reason I stay away from stores with after-Thanksgiving sales. My life is worth more than a 27″ flat panel TV. The price is only down because there is a whole new line coming in.

Nothing new here.

Ex-PH2

ChipNASA, in the bastion of wealthy people, having a couple of million has THEM looking down their noses at psul the uncool. He couldn’t even get into the restaurants they go to.

Green Thumb

This is a sad indictment of America. It really is.

But as individual and familial financial woes and unemployment continue compounded with the “where’s my, give me, I want, I deserve, I expect” attitude so prevalent in todays society, this type of thing will become more frequent.

Green Thumb

@17.

Right on!

Phildo has probably misused some of these individual’s (in the video) taxpayer monies.

Flagwaver

I love at the end how the Walmart Employee uses the same tactic I used with my dog to get the person to stop filming. Unfortunately, it worked as well as the tactic works on my cat… but with less laughing.

O-4E

I bet Psul was camped outside of Best Buy wrapped in a Burberry Trench Coat with a bottle (or three) of Mad Dog to keep him in fighting spirit

Ex-PH2

You know, when that silly broad gets that cheapass TV home, it’ll be broken because she was throwing her full and considerable weight onto it.

John Robert Mallernee

I don’t understand the economics of Black Friday.

If the store is getting a whole lot of customers, wouldn’t the prices go up, instead of down?

Anyway, who would want to be in a crowded situation like that?

It’s a target rich environment for an Islamic suicide bomber.

T-Bird Henry

@ 20 Well said.

Ex-PH2

Are you kidding me?

No jihadist bomber would survive Black Friday mobs.

2/17 Air Cav

Oh, lines. I love lines. Long lines. Long lines consisting of rude children whose mothers yell at them w/o effect. Long lines consisting of old people whose cart contains Gas-X but who needed to use it two minutes ago. Lines consisting of people on cell phones talking about Ruthie’s goiter issue and Mike’s latest arrest. I love long lines of people who curse freely and those who have 43 items at the expresss registers. Long lines of people who are surprised to learn that they have actually to pay for the items and wait until everything is bagged and in the cart before looking for their credit card. I especially love those who pay by personal check and start looking for a pen after the total is announced to them. I love long lines. And then there’s the parking lot. But that’s another love story for another time.

Sparks

@28 Air Cav, my sentiments exactly! Would LMAO except it is so true. People, especially the “entitled mentality” ones, are more and more like this lady in the video. The other rude shopping behaviors you mentioned span all economic classes. The rich lady in line who is just too good to be here anyway, on her phone, not paying attention to what is happening because she is use to the world bowing to her. The parking lot…don’t get me started. If you think there is no civility or courtesy in the store, try to live through the parking lot experience of bad drivers, teenage drivers, people doing 40MPH in the parking lot to get to that one spot they have to have, pedestrians be damned. It goes on and on.

Poetrooper

What I see in that video is that sector of society which has no health insurance and goes to the emergency room for their medical needs at taxpayer expense. Not having to pay insurance premiums frees up lots of discretionary income for buying crappily-made Chinese TV’s.

But in the spirit of the season, we should rejoice that thanks to Dear Leader and the Dems, these gentle folk will now have health insurance coverage although apparently still at the expense of the American taxpayer. Hey, it is the season for giving, you know, so we greedy racists are expected to just keep on giving.

Ex-PH2

Anyone taking bets that the acrappycare website still won’t work tomorrow?

FatCircles0311

The results of perpetual childhood and I’ll-do-what-I-want. This is something you see in the third world but instead of tv’s it’s food to survive. Good grief America.

Rock8

I realize now that this shit will get exponentially worse over the next several years because all the decent folk are staying home. All that is left will be riff-raff.

Civilwarrior

I remember while in Germany 30 years ago watching video of a “Black Friday” sale on the AFN news. All of us in the day room just sat there with our mouths hanging open, watching women beat the shit out of each other over Cabbage Patch dolls, and we were all muttering things like “WTF is wrong with these people.” For context, it had been a ‘significantly emotional’ fall, what with the shootdown of KAL 007, and the NATO wide alert that went with it, Grenada, The Beirut Bombing, and then “Able Archer”, not to mention the increasing activities of the Red Army Faction…meanwhile back in the states people were doing that shit. Never, will I ever go to one of those sales. Never, never, never.

HS Sophomore

My goal in life after seeing this video is to become so stinkin’ rich that I don’t have to be within ten miles of a store on Black Friday…

A Proud Infidel

Another fine spectacle of the “GIMME, GIMME, GIMME!” crowd, of which vwp, Sippy, and other trolls here are a part of. I avoid that crap with a vengeance, it’s not worth it!

Ex-PH2

@17ChipNASA, not only is comet ISON making an odd and mysterious comeback, the truth about money is out in this quote from a ‘Money’ article about it:

‘In a time when the median price of a home in Manhattan is just over $1 million, according to real-estate website Trulia, experts say that being a millionaire no longer means that you’re rich.’

You see? psul the insultingly uncool is actually one of the lower common denominators he so vividly despises. You can rub his nose in that when you like.

PintoNag

@35 That has nothing to to with riches, and everything to do with priorities.

Ex-PH2

Just out of curiosity, I went looking for prices on the 27″ TV at Walmart.

The price for that size STARTS at $129.99 and Walmart, regardless of brand.

At Abt Appliances, the same size STARTS at $79.99, regardless of brand.

I didn’t bother with Best Buy. Their prices pretty closely match Walmart’s.

The idiots in the long, long lines on Black Friday don’t know how to shop. Period.

Just A Vet

Totally justifies not coming down off the mountain!

NHSparky

Peace on Earth, good will towards…OH, HELL NAW!!! Get your hands off that POS television or I’ll kill you, bitch!

Keep reminding me why I avoided any major retailer today like they were plague-infested zombie factories.

TheOtherMatt

Will the real Christmas holiday please stand up? The good news is that it’s just around the corner. Of course, it probably seems like an eternity away for the little ones. (I still remember how unbearably long 25 days seemed back then) 😀

2/17 Air Cav

@42 days of having to be good. THAT is what was unbearable. No fighting with brothers or sisters. I think one year I said, “Screw it. He’s gettin’ one in the kissa anyway.”

TheOtherMatt

@43 Hahaha! Being good was definitely the hard part. And did I ever have a learning curve. xD

OIF '06-'07-'08

Went to a favorite mom & pop music store to finally pay off a Marshall amp I had on layaway, that was my Black Friday shopping for me.

B Woodman

This is why I have not, and will never, to to a Big Box chain store anytime during the Thanksgiving weekend. I value my life too much to have it taken away by such riff-raff for no cause whatsoever other than a cheap medium-sized flat screen TV.

B Woodman

Oh, and I forgot to give kudos to the brave (idiotic?) soul who took the video. Well done, and I hope he survived intact.

Common Sense

The Black Friday thing got out of hand years ago.

I won’t shop on Thanksgiving – ever.

My daughter and I met at 7am at Target at our mall. Almost no one was there. We leisurely got the items we wanted, still fully stocked, then proceeded to the rest of the mall. It did get somewhat crowded in the early afternoon.

We stopped for chai tea and a snack, then had a late lunch later. We spent about 10 hours having a nice mother-daughter day.

No fights, no lines, no hassles.

The folks who were working said that the mall was dead at 8pm last night, picked up a little from 9pm until midnight, then nothing until about 9am this morning.

And that was worth denying workers their Thanksgiving celebration with their families? I hope every store that was open on Thanksgiving lost money.

vietnam war protestor a.k.a. u.s.s. liberty

If you don’t like it here you can always move to north korea I am sure there won’t be any black fridays there!

O-4E

@49

Ironic…your protest sentenced millions of South Vietnamese to the fate of the North Koreans