Whats wrong with the gays?
OK, so the second greatest moment of my life just happened: a gay midget just came in at the bar I was having lunch at and danced to Copa Cabana.
But my real problem is I was fighting with my waiter, wearing tight jeans, who argued that Shannon Daugherty was better in Charmed than Rose McGowan.
Dude, he’s nuts right? No one in their right mind thinks Daugherty>McGowan, right? It must be some gay thing I am not privy too, right? I mean, there I am watching the greatest thing ever, and I have to correct someone on something so obvious?
I’m half tempted to contact me Senators to protest removing DADT on this ground only, and I would be right to do so, right?
Jesus I am angry. I get wanting another man, I mean, I watched the Tom Brady crush video Sunday night, but this is nuts.
BTW: I played this on the Juke Box, so I win.
Category: Politics
You mean like Psul wants to make Phildo airtight along with Dullass???
Wasn’t there a David Alan Coe song that asked the same question in your title?
Wait TSO, are you saying that Tom Brady is a gay midget? Because I totally get that.
Go Panthers!
TSO,
That is freakin’ weird. I was in the local library ealier and a tranny walked in a gave me a lap dance … Just like that!
NO SH!T!
OH, you guys! Did any of you EVER get the meaning of that phrase from the 1970s “NO MEANS NO”?
Why are you posting a video of grown men dressed like teletubby penguins? Is this a vengeance of sorts? No, I am not going to listen to bad music.
MCPO NYC USN (Ret.): please tell me you weren’t traveling to the DC area when that happened . . . .
Since when did they have jukeboxes in opium dens?
Oh, TSO . . . like many of the tunes/vids you find and post – that one’s mondo FUBAR. And that don’t stand for “Finely Understated But Artistically Rendered”, either. (smile)
Why Hondo? Was that you all dressed in that hot red dress, fish nets and 4 inch heels?
One thing … Shave next time!
McGowan looks like a heroin addict.
Ninja R- How dare you? Sure, the facework sucks, but she was AWESOME before that!
I don’t have a clue what I just read above, but I’m going to fetch my butterfly net — and my pepper spray.
Actually, I think this shows Bloodhound Gang’s true artistic skill
Nah, MCPO – I was the dude in the nondescript clothing you never noticed standing in the back of the place – with the hidden camera and microphone videotaping the scene.
I don’t think a DC-bar counts as “underway”. (smile)
BLUF: Ghey ain’t sh!t up here. It is what is piled on top of it.
Can you imagine if I complained: BREAKING NEWS OUT OF NEW YORK CITY
A first generation Irish American, freckled faced dumbass, straight (wink), third of seven children, forced to work in successful family business as a wee child, well edumicated, disabled and decorated US Navy Veteran is served an undercooked egg in posh NYC eatery.
HOLY CRAP … A good Brooklyn based lawyer (who knows a guy in da Bronx, who knows a guy in Queens) could make me famous and rich quick!
BARKEEP … I will have another!
Duffel Blog reported that the “underway clause” has been rescinded.
It aint Ghey if it is unbderway.
Does along side the pier count?
Just askin’, it has been on my mind since retiring!
What the…?
Jonn-Can we have a dedicated Gay section here for TSO and the Chief? You know, like some newspapers do nowadays.
I think I saw some of this advertised on Craigslist when I accidentally clicked the wrong link! You guys are talking ’bout dudes…way too much! Some of us got feelin’s here you know and some of those feelin’s are homophobic!
I don’t even know what any of this means, except now I’m listening to David Allen Coe radio on Pandora. <3
@pinto_nag… I know, right?
TSO…I love me some Bloodhound Gang…but not that way.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Oh, and if someone from the FBI calls you or Jonn asking who tipped the media off to the potential lockout at work next Monday, I was never here.
Why are there no pics of this….
NHSparky, are you saying that someone you know is psychic about such things?
Heh. I’d rather watch an entire season of the Chomskylander Gilmore Girls than a single episode of the man hating harpies of Charmed.
But, if given a real choice in fantasy viewing, Firefly would still be going and Morena Baccarin would be wearing a whole lot less in her role.
OK. I will stop. God knows … I do not want to offend anyone.
What does the FOX say?
This. Changes. Nothing.
DO NOT DRINK AND POST.
#26 – Why not?
http://youtu.be/InBXu-iY7cw. Because everyone knows who is the “Happiest” branch of the military!
@ 29. Give me a break!
You are friggin’ AF.
Does 1947 ring a bell!
Meh, go Navy, get issued free bellbottoms, and get called “Seaman” all through boot Camp!
By the way, anyone hear about the US Sub that got attacked yesterday in the South Pacific? It was assaulted by a gay Sperm Whale that was trying to bite the head off the Sub and swallow all the Seamen inside!!
I think someone started cooking Blackfive’s turkey recipe a couple of days early.
Turk the bastey!
Love…the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket…
Ah, good times. Good times.
And in other news, Al Gore is going vegan.
http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2013/11/26/al-gore-goes-vegan/?intcmp=features
Wonder how many hectares will be decimated to feed his flabby ass.
To answer TSO’s original query:
Yes, Rose McGowan is objectively hotter than Shannen Doherty. HOWEVER, Shannen Doherty is a legendary, epically psycho bitch on wheels. And therein lies the attraction to Teh Ghey. Teh Ghey have always had a long running infatuation with the archetypal Bitch on Wheels. Consider, for example, Bette Davis, Joan Crawford, Bette Midler, Babwa Streisand (a whole Costco family pack of bitchiness wrapped up in one idiotic woman), Madonna, Margaret Cho.I think Teh Ghey hoped Shannen would take up the mantle; alas, alas, she submarined her own career before she could hit stardom.
I just have one question, which no one has had the foresight to ask.
In that part where you are arguing about ‘Charmed’ women, was it you, TSO, wearing the tight jeans or was it the waiter?
And was the midget drunk and angry?
Gawd. Shoot them all twice. ‘Cause if something’s worth shooting…
Bear in mind that TSO describes this as “the second greatest moment of my life” and that he has both seen the Red Sox win the World Series and gotten a CIB. So, will they kick him out of the Boston sports mafia for the Sox coming in behind a dancing gay midget?
@39
Is TSO married?
If so, how does his wife feal about coming in behind a dancing gay midget?
Tried it.
Did not like it.
Moved on.
Okay, TSO, did you mix your pills up with some of Mickey Rooney’s Crazy Pills?
As long as it’s not a Bronies video, I’m cool with it…..
Who are Bronies some of you might be asking? I’ll let actionfigureguy explain for you….
http://youtu.be/-N_M1RQHGyM
Honestly, I think TSO may be a closet Brony…DADT and all that….
ADDENDUM; Per Hondo’s comment below, I should have put a NSFW tag on the video…Military language warning!
Not positive, but I’m pretty sure the link Old Tanker posted in comment 43 may be NSFW or around children/prudes/clergy (language). Please consider that when viewing – would hate to see any TAH regulars get in trouble on that score.
Watches Charmed and has a man crush on Tom Brady? Methinks TSO has a little sugar in the tank.
If it is wrong to be in love with the greatest QB in history and 3 fine ladies who battle demons, then I don’t want to be strait anymore.
Good day sir, I said Good Day!
(Loved hanging with your peeps at the Santa thing, great guys.)
What? You don’t think Tony Romo is the greatest QB in history?
TSO, any guy who admits to watching ‘Charmed’ and liking it is fine with me.
Doherty/McGowan…hmm, in my dreams, I have them both.
If the three ladies are Buffy, Willow and Cordelia and the QB is Dan Marino, then fine.
Otherwise no.
(Midgets, regardless of sexuality, are pretty kickass)
Do you think TV will ever bring back tight pants night? Back in them there good ol’ days, I had the A-Team, Battlestar Galactica, and some detective show I can’t remember any more all on Tuesday nights. And occasionally, a hot dogging movie like ‘Rough Night in Jericho’. George Peppard and THE Kirk in one movie.
For a while, ‘Farspace’ and STNG filled that gap.
The closest I get to it now is ‘NCIS’ and ‘Burn Notice’, but they’re on different networks.
No, I do not have the movie channels. I do not have a working TV and won’t until I have finished my epics. I use live streaming at this moment in time. The best I can do now is ‘Tour of Duty’ and whatever movies have action like maybe sword fights.
I weep for the loss of tight pants night.