This is your fault, Eric Shinseki
Someone sent us this photo from our friends at “Awesome Sh1t My Drill Sergeant Said” and it’s all your fault, Eric Shinseki.
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That is what happenes when you give shit to people just to make them feel special… some just work harder at looking “special”.
Wow, that is ONE snappy dresser! Has this guy never heard of an iron and an ironing board?
I was in Korea when they were issued. My favorite look was the “Hey, the Jiffy Pops almost done!” Happy to be a Marine that day.
DAFUQ?
Please, Oh PLEASE let me WATERBOARD this Mutherfarker!!!!!!!!!.
something something something chinese phonebook….
Ok, starting from top to bottom…..pizza man beret, gay glasses, double chins, triple canopy tabs over 82nd patch with MP sticker (for lack of a better term), 50 lbs overweight and boot strings all over the place.
@2: Not allowed to iron those pajamas.
Airborne-also his jump wings are above his CIB and no U.S. flag.
@7 – what I would do is spray them down with wrinkle remover overnight, so they didn’t look like… well… THAT!
There’s still a way not to look like a complete shitbag when wearing your uniform (and not camping out in the field for days at a time, obviously).
This douchebag needs a choke-out.
and…a mouth breather! Close that pie hole!
@7: Yeah, it’s been a while since I’ve seen an E-4 Specialist sporting the triple canopy tabs. This guy is definitely legit.
That’s the first MP/SF/Ranger/ABN/INSCOM/82nd specialist that I’ve ever seen. I’ve also never seen an enlisted long tabbed guy wearing a black beret, either. I guess that he couldn’t decide what he wanted to be, so he decided to be a little bit of everything.
World’s oldest, most over-qualified Specialist (E4)??
Special Forces MP. Interesting. Must have been Uniform Day at the rehab…
Beep-Beep, here comes the Shitmobile!
Pity this guy was too late for the tourney.
4 tabs on the left sleeve, the ACU MP brassard replacement on the right sleeve.
I see a 16th seed for next year’s tourney.
That’s not a beret, that’s a French helmet for the short bus…
Wowzers! Didn’t know they made ACU-pattern douche bags.
Maybe it was “If you could be anything you want to be” day at the institution…and this institutionalized mental patient has always dreamed of being a soldier?
Nah, probably just another 4sshole playing dress up in the back yard or the local park, playground, Walmart, mall, to mask his perversions….
Window licker.
Bwwwwahahahahahah….
Looks like a triple-decker soup sandwich to me…
Jesus Tapdancing Christ.
Get me a cammo net pole.
Holy shit, did some Haji set off an IED in the uniform department of the BX?
When I was at 101st, I liked that we all wore the garrison hats with the glider patch and jump boots. Even if most of our peers were legs. When I was at 501st, the sea of maroon on a post full of legs was magical.
I didn’t realize the full impact of this force-wide beret jackassery until I was at a pre-Memorial Day event with the Guard. Heavens, it was horrid.
Bring. Back. The. C–t. Cap. For Legs. Now.
He looks like a clubbed seal…..
What is truely sad is that I did not look at the full size photo, and as such did not realize this was also a POSER Colostomy bag!! It is disgusting that I have become accustomed to seeing photos of real soldiers who look like this douchebag.
That poor son of a bitch got hit by the fucktruck, which promptly went in reverse and hit him again.
That is what you call a bag ‘o ass stuffed into a set of surplus ACU’s.
Hey Jonn: How about a comparison shot of how that beanie/beret is supposed to be worn, since it must be worn. You can use the photo of my friend that I sent you recently.
For those of you who can “get in” to my FB photos, check this:
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10200111247599068&set=a.10200108308285587.1073741830.1086639350&type=3&theater
He is Special-ist
@29 FO
HOly Fark, My testosterone just went up 50 points just LOOKING at that guy.
He looks like a frecking walking G.I. Joe Doll.
This CHIN could be used as a weapon.
/mancrush. LMFAO
Turd.
I will never understand why people post these pictures.
I get some people play dress up. (still)
I mean look, “Ranger” Burrell dresses up in women’s lingerie and such but does not post the pictures of social media.
These clowns are ridiculous.
@29 – Specialist Bag O’Dicks would simply shrivel up and disappear if he came within a square mile of LTC Smith…
@31 – Um yeah… No Homo though.
That is all.
Hey, Jonn, based on accumulating opinion, this dingbat is not only “teh stupid”, but is also mostly likely a dipshit poser; he should probably be “rewarded” by being cross-assigned to the “phoney soldiers” category as well…
@25 I agree…where’s my baby seal club when I need it. Fortunately I keep an ass clown tune-up tool in the trunk of my car!
#36 Sparks
That’s the Cammo net pole reference at 22.
@37 Right on. Net first, then club fiercely until it doesn’t move anymore!
The staff at the institution told him he could be anything he wanted to be. He chose to be an ACU pattern sack of potatoes.
Let’s see, what hasn’t been pointed out yet… OK, his shirt looks too dark, his right collar is turned up/ his pants not bloused…
Does anybody know if this turd started drooling after this photo was taken?
Here’s this clown’s FB:
https://www.facebook.com/mbailbonds?hc_location=stream
He started to catch hell shortly after people found out about the pic (and he had others). You can still get to his pics by clicking onto his girlfriend’s page on his “about” section. I’m sure she just loves all the comments showing up on the pics she has of him…
Here’s his “resume” that was also found on his FB before he closed it off to the public: Work and Education: US Army Rangers Class of 2001 75 ranger grup at fort bragg Southern High School Class of 1988 · Durham, North Carolina History by Year: 2001 Graduated from US Army Rangers 1988 Graduated from Southern High School Started School at US Army Rangers —————————————————– A highly organized, take charge professional with more than twenty years of law enforcement (level 2) and security experience. Strong problem solving and decision making skills with the ability to develop and implement effective action plans. Demonstrated experience in the coordination of criminal investigations. Commitment to detail in doing the job right the first time in completing all projects. Excellent communication and presentation skills. A team leader, providing motivation and training by example. Computer literate. Security Operations * Asset Protection * Emergency Preparedness * Crisis Management * Defensive Techniques – Firearms proficiency * First Aid * 2000 – Present Mace’s Bailbonds and Fugitive Recovery Fugitive Recovery Bail Bonds Forfeiture Court Duties/Responsibilities Coordinated all aspects of prisoner security and transportation from security facilities to courthouses, ensuring the safety of the community and the suspects. Additional responsibilities included serving civil process, evictions, and warrants within the jurisdiction. 1988 – 2001 US Army – 82nd Airborne – 75th Rangers Group 1988-1989 — 82nd Airborne 1989-1990 — 75th Rangers Battalion 1990-1991 — Sniper School Continued education in Ranger and Sniper school Retired Sept 2001 Deployed Panama (2yrs) Deployed to Okinawa (90 days) Deployed to Germany (1 1/2 yrs) Changed deployment to Military Police (Fort Bragg) 75th Mountain Rangers Battalion to Iraq (3yrs) Duties/Responsibilities Dedicated professional with twelve years of outstanding performance in the U.S. Military: earned four promotions and excelled as a leader. Accountable and ambitious, able to remain focused and productive in challenging situations. Offering top-quality service and security operations. Comments: As a team member of the Joint Forces Training Team at the Joint Training COIC (JTCOIC). I was responsible for CIED intelligence support to the U.S. Joint Forces Command (USJFCOM) sponsored United Endeavor (UE) Joint Mission Rehearsal… Read more »
Not too sure where his company, Mace’s Bailbonds is located, but might be the Portland, OR area since his girlfriend lists that as where she’s from…
@40 and @41. Thanks I went to his Facebook page and it is as FUBAR as he is in the get up cammo. The photo Facebook page has over a 1000 comments of what a sack of shit he is.
“Comments:
As a team member of the Joint Forces Training Team at the Joint Training COIC (JTCOIC). I was responsible for CIED intelligence support to the U.S. Joint Forces Command (USJFCOM) sponsored United Endeavor (UE) Joint Mission Rehearsal Exercises (MRX) to prepare joint forces for deployment to Iraq.”
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I bet he copied that right off of the USJFCOM website before the command inactivated. BTW, The exercise is “UNIFIED ENDEAVOR” (not United Endeavor).
75th Mountain Rangers Battalion
Totally legit. It’s a thing.
@41
“SECURITY CLEARANCE — Active TS/SCI”
If that is true, not for very much longer….
As someone who held a DOE “Q” clearance for many years and currently hold a DOD “Secret,” OPM Investigators might be very interested in someone with a TS/SCI lying blatantly in a public forum like that.
Just sayin’….
#36, What is the make and model number of that ass-clown tune-up tool? I feel the need to get one?
75th Mountain Rangers Battalion is a North Carolina Washboard Band, which is the opening act for that Canadian Kazoo Orchestra that TSO posted lately. /Legit
What am I supposed to be noticing here? Looks like a typical US Army soldier to me…..
#41
1988 – 2001 US Army – 82nd Airborne – 75th Rangers Group
1988-1989 — 82nd Airborne
1989-1990 — 75th Rangers Battalion
1990-1991 — Sniper School
Continued education in Ranger and Sniper school
Retired Sept 2001
2001
Graduated from US Army Rangers
1988
Graduated from Southern High School
Started School at US Army Rangers
Is it me, or is this some jacked up math?
He started Ranger School in 1988 and graduated in 2001 while serving in all these positions. (and has a TS clearance)