Monkress explains how he told his dad he was joining the US Navy SEALs
First, I want to back up. Remember when this shit started and Monkress was scrubbing the internet of all US Navy SEALs references and his lawyer was stating that he never said he was? And remember the back up logic that it was someone who misinterpreted, and it wasn’t Monkress’ fault?
Well, just watch it all.
At 0:32 “I knew he was a Navy SEAL.”
at 0:36 “I knew he had spent time overseas.”
at 1:31 “He’s done secret stuff that we probably don’t want to know about.”
at 1:38 “All those things created the person that he is today.” [Apparently she is referring to him being a lying sack of shit that earned a #1 seed in our tournament.]
I want to make sweet, sweet monkey love to this video.
UPDATE:
Taking down what I had. Boeing got back to me immediately, and is researching. I feel fairly confident I will get a speedy answer. There is no need to contact them.
Category: Phony soldiers
What in the hell is that Monkress is wearing on his head – a skunk pelt dipped in Crisco?
Say it isn’t so! Phillip “the monkeys ass” Monkress actually did say he was a SEAL, and not the kind you see boucing a red ball on its nose at the circus… Paul Wickre, clean up on aisle 3, hurry this is starting to really stink up the joint for your gal pal.
Oh, Psul will be so mad when he sees this, hehe
Well that blows the whole “I never said I was a SEAL” defense out of the water, doesn’t it?
Hahahahaa!!!!! Monkey Ass has done secret stuff we dont want to know about…..like performing fellatio on Paul Wickre, perhaps??? What a sack of shit!!!
I guess this would’ve been the time to say he wasn’t a SEAL.
Whoopsie.
Doh. Double doh.
I feel kind of bad for the ignorant civvie audience sitting there eagerly lapping up his poser monkeyshit; this one’s gonna sting…
someone better figure out how to record and save this somewhere before his ninjas get it taken down.
this is all so satisfying
He sits there and looks real honest to God Vets in the mother fucking eyes and lies to them!!! He repeatedly says “Think about our brothers in arms we’ve lost and the ones there now in harm’s way”. Well You Mr. Phillip Dale Monkress think about how you just shit in your “brothers in arms” faces by lying to them!!
I’m sick, sick over this piece of shit and his nerve to face honorable men and lie. I’m so mad I could spit!
Wow!!! Video that shows MonkeyBoy telling a captive audience that he was a SEAL!!! UFB!!!
Memo to MonkeyBoy and his Buddy… can’t erase everything that in on the InterWebs…. and here’s hoping that Bubba, Thor and Julio are “gentle” with you when you go the Federal “Pound You In The Ass” lockup.
So, he never said it? Really? Isn’t public video, such as this, admissible in a court of law? I bet his lawer is sputtering quite a great deal about this video.
OMG (IRT the video) … the most difficult guest speaker introduction in introduction delivery history.
Can you imagine … even if it were true … the introduction was so horrible I would have downed a bottle of oxy, slit my wrists, and thrown myself in front of train before taking the podium. Oh … I would have punched her in the throat too!
Oh, FUCKIN SNAP!!!!!
That was a terrible speech. What a blubbering fool.
Do we want to take bets on whether his dad was ever in the Marines?
@13–I’m guessing his “lawer” is aware of it by now, if she wasn’t already.
This guy just rolled in rotten meat and got turned loose in a barrel full of honey badgers. And you know that honey badgers don’t give a shit.
Methinks that won’t buff out
When was this video taken?
The story about telling his dad he joined the SEAL program was pretty obviously designed to let the audience know his dad was a tough Marine and Phil was a tougher Navy SEAL and that he impressed his dad who knew Phil would want to be a tough guy high speed low drag operator…
Stolen Valor law or not, access to contract work through false claims is still fraud isn’t it?
Ruh Roh
Monkress & Friends scrubbed everything but that teeny, tiny smoking gun of a video. That’s my contractor of choice.
My favorite line out of Braveheart:
“The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he’s pretty sure you’re fucked.”
VOV–if I read it correctly, it was taken in September 2011.
For entertainments sake….can someone send this to Don Shipley? I am already crying with laughter with his reaction!
Just watched the entire video. He never actually says “i was a navy seal”. He said “I volunteered for the SEALs”. DOn’t jump on me i’m not defending him, there was definitely the feel he was implying that he was a seal, but he never actually said it. He could have tried out and not got accepted. I was Air Force I don’t know what the Navy does for try outs for the operators.
Jonn and all,
I’m certain you guys can get the contact info for the NASA IG but if for some reason you need anything, let me know cause, well you know, I have a phone book at my desk.
Looks like the old saying is true–shit DOES come back to haunt.
This brings me joy.
@24 Sam-
While true, there is one problem with that one. The official bio distributed that day to attendees stated that he was a member of SEAL Team 4. So, even giving him the benefit of the doubt….he doesn’t say it, but the intro person does, he says he was black ops, and the distributed Bio says he was a SEAL.
Gonna be tough to overcome that one.
@24 weve seen his 214 no entry into SEAL training. Try again. Even if he did not explicitly say he was a SEAL he sat there and let the person introducing him call him a SEAL multiple times. This guy is unreal.
NICE LISP PHIL!!!!!!!!
He said “I volunteered for the SEALs”.
And to this I say, “Horse. Fuckin. SHIT.”
DS (Data Systems Technician) was NEVER a SEAL source rating. EVER. His records indicate he never officially went anywhere closer to Coronado than RTC (Recruit Training Command) San Diego. Granted, it’s only about 10 miles as the crow flies, but it might as well have been a million miles away.
Even if he never actually SAID THE WORDS in that particular video, others have either “knew” or got the impression from his words that he was something he was not.
@29 smoke, what did i say? I said don’t jump on me i’m not defending him. If you see and earlier post you will see i said something to the effect of “this would’ve been a good time to tell them he wasn’t a seal”. I also said I wasn’t defending him. I also said “i don’t know what the process was for becoming a Seal as i was air force” I tried out for the PJs but didn’t have the right stuff and didn’t make it to the selection process. So don’t jump on my ass. I was pointing out something that his lawyer will say. I don’t like stolen valor one damn bit. I’m proud of my service I didn’t do anything particularly valorious but it was honorable. I don’t know why people can’t be happy with what they actually did do. But again don’t fuckin jump on me about it for pointing something out.
Just out of curiosity anyone know how are the military vets mc handling this. Being somewhat of a veterans organization shouldn’t they either be standing behind him or outing him from their club?
@15: Yeah, that.
Well Joe they are a motorcycle club. If they put him out you wouldn’t know about it it would be club business.
Well done, TSO.
Checkmate.
@24…he was introduced by the chick as a Navy SEAL! He did not refute his intro either but mentioned the story regarding his father. Jeeezus!!! I hope you didn’t serve on the 1st OJ trial as a juror.
Oh for Fu%^ sake this is hilarious.
What an idiot. This guy is a double dose of the douchebag if I ever saw one.
Cool.
@24 There is lying by commission…which he has already done and then there is lying by omission. Which he did in this video. Maybe he didn’t say “I am a SEAL” but he said he told his dad he was “going SEAL”. And he lied by omission by allowing the air head lady to introduce him as a secret squirrel SEAL and NOT CORRECTING THE LIE! He is still a number one ass wipe. I think this video would play well in court for fraudulently using false information to acquire government contracts. Paul has some big shit to clean up now!
TSO i didn’t see a bio in the video. But i’ll take your word for it. Yes hard to over come as he didn’t correct the record.
Question. Let’s stipulate he wasn’t a seal. Let’s stipulate he lied about being a seal. I assume he was actually in the navy?
couldn’t he have started this company just on his record as a veteran?
again you people are yelling at me I’m late to the party here. I don’t have all the facts. But no need to jump my ass.
@32 No one “jumped all over” Don’t point out dumbass obvious shit and you won’t have people responding to you in a way that offends your sensibilities. You need to grow a thicker skin if you want to kick it.
Sam–the original thread has his page 5 (list of assignments and schools) in there. No BUDS. No “C” school, etc.
He could have started the company, but look at how much noise has to be generated to get recognized. Look how many “set-asides” he likely pulled to get the contracts he did. Look at how his embellished record/resume got pushed to the head of the line over more deserving candidates who did not lie.
Look, life’s tough, but it’s even tougher if you’re stupid. And for Phil Monkress, it just became damn near impossible.
Dude. I have plenty thick skin. You want to play I can hang w/ the big dogs. What i said was “he never actually said he was a SEAl” which is in fact a fact. Now, i think i also point out the implications that were made by 1. him not correcting the record. (again i didn’t see a bio were he said he was a on a seal team but i’ll take your word for it because i really don’t give a shit or feel like doing the leg work to figure it out). 2. that he himself did infact imply he was a seal by saying something to the effect of “i’m going seal dad”. So don’t worry about my sensabilities. I’m just point out what a lawyer would say.
@42 Sam here visit this link to brush up on this clown and his followers http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=36109
NHSparky. quoting John Wayne today?
well. I have no faith in the govt to correct this situation if everythign is in fact true.
Who wants to go in with me on a replacement, veteran-owned IT services business that doesn’t have big fat liars at the helm? I see some contracts opening soon.
I am of the Navajew Tribe (I am Chief Sitting Shiva), so I cannot duplicate the whole Native American contracting bounty, but maybe someone that is also 1/132nd Cherokee or something can hook us up.
What a shitbag!
He looks like one too.
1:50 “Personally thank him and the Company to the right thing.”
Yeah, fire him and go away.
Later in the video he respects veterans and the Fallen.
Fuck this guy.