Monkress’ Minions back at it, and still as bright as ever

| June 7, 2013

So, the Monkress thing blew up again last night.

I’ll get to it in a minute, but I actually doubt this is Paul Wickre. It may very well be, but since whoever it is is CLAIMING to be Paul Wickre, I suddenly get suspicious.

Anyway, some comments from this clown last night to set up the punchline:

God of the Old Testament Says:

Keep talking , keep posting, keep it up.

More data is good! TSO in Indiana, Weir in AL, Jonn in Mineral poor county….

Keep on posting!

TSO; Gotcha Baby!

Then “Psul Wickre”:

11:23a LAFAYE IN 765-409-5646 M2AM M2AM 8

Wow

Another hit on TSO MArk SEAVEY

RIGHT AT THE HERAT OF LAFAEYETTE INDIANA.

MONILE OMNIPOINT RIGHT ON ROUTE #65

Anyway, he then goes on with various legal threats etc. It’s all pretty standard asshattery. No one here has committed any crimes (at least on here) and no police would come after you. He’s trying to troll, that’s it. Frankly it cracks me up.

But here’s the thing, I got an email this morning from Laughing Wolf who is currently in Normandy:

My phone went off just a bit past 0500 Normandy time today. By the time I got to it, it had gone to voicemail. Voicemail consisted of a male screaming ‘TSO I gotcha baby, I GOTCHA!’ and some unhinged laughter.

Now this actually fits with the shit above, because LW lived (note the past tense) in Lafayette. I don’t. In fact, I’ve only driven through it twice, and only stopped once. Added to that, I’ve never hid my name, my email address, my phone number or my address. So I don’t even know what “Gotcha!” means. If you want to call me, just email and I will toss the number up. The only Indiana phone I have is at work, and you can just call my office and get me. I don’t even look at the number, I just answer the phone. My cell number is a 202 area code. I almost never answer that one, but not to avoid calls, it’s just that it is generally dead, as it is right now.

If you want to talk to me, just email at seaveyattorney[at]gmail[dot]com and talk to me. Or just email and ask for my number. 9 times out of 10 I will give it out. Or, again, just call me at the office. I get paid to be here, might as well talk to someone.

And yes, having “attorney” in my email seems pretentious. Homestly I just put it in there so I would remember what the damn email address was, and why I was using it. I hate having numerous emails, so I have that one for legal stuff, and my work one for work stuff.

 

Wickre is the guy with his creepy arm around dude, in back left.

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Ex-PH2

I think it was Wickre. The pattern of misspelled words and threats, plus the misspelled Norwegian on his first post last night, point to Wickre. Whoever it was, he got really boring. And anyway, all of that took it over 1600 posts, for no reason other than feeding his idiot ego.

Jonn Lilyea

I emailed his wife this morning and begged her to fulfill her wifely duties so he’d have something else to do besides threaten my wife and daughter.

SJ

He’s just trying to assure a win for Monkey in the tournament.

Nik

Jonn, I’m shocked! That poor woman shouldn’t have to put up with his clumsy advances. Just being married to him must be hell enough.

OWB

They do seem to be demonstrating a serious “need” to win the tourney. That’s all I need to know – giving them what they want is not part of my agenda.

But, watching their angst certainly is!

raul duke

How is this Paul Wickre guy connected to MonkeyAss?

BK

I’m sure his spouse could tell us marital rape is a thing, if his ineffectual pud had ever been properly PMCS’d and wasn’t subsequently deadlined.

I just fail to understand the low intelligence of many of these fakers.

Nicki

So far this tourney is a 3-way tie for me between Monkey Ass, Crotchrot and the douchetard Ladner.

This is going to be a tough one.

Pat

If anyone is breaking laws, it’s them, and it is ridiculous they can’t see that. The IP on the latest Paul, any chance it is somewhere near Dullasses home?

NHSparky

Meh–if Monkeyass, Wicker, or any of the rest of the douchetool crowd need to contact me, go for it. Weather up here this weekend is gonna suck and I could use the laughs.

Veritas Omnia Vincit

Whenever income is in danger people get nutty….if anyone actually starts checking into this and finds Monkress to be fraudulent I suspect that won’t result in more contracts and may cause current contracts to be reviewed or suspended….

Hard to be the Government Relations Officer if the government won’t do business with you…

Green Thumb

@1.

Yes and know.

I also believe Paul was on there as well, possibly posing or with Wickre.

The words and jargon used match Phil to a tee….especially some of the “sayings”

Green Thumb

no

Blue Cord

And who is that Conrad Hawkins guy?

SJ

Wish TAH had an app so an “all hands on deck” alert could be sent whenever monkey’s minions pop up on the other thread. Gotta get that thread to 2000 comments.

Hondo

I’m guessing at least one other guy might possibly have been in the photo too, but had a “prior commitment”. See links at

http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=30777&cpage=33#comment-857117

Green Thumb

@2.

Might want to contact the CR staff directly.

That might prove interesting.

Old Trooper

As VOV states; when their livelyhood is on the line, people will do some crazy shit. That being said; do you continue to run the engines at full while the nose of the plane is pointed down?

NHSparky

You shittin me, OT? Wickre just kicked in the afterburner and lit off his missiles on the rail for a little extra “oomph.”

JP

LOL @ the picture. Fucking tools.

Green Thumb

Who is the creep to the left of the guy that Wickre has his arm around?

That’s creepy.

Look at his face and that “I bet you have a big cock” stare/grin.

I would not leave my kids unattended around that guy!

Anonymous

I think Phillip Dale Monkress et al. have secured his win this year. I just don’t think anyone is going to top this level of unashamed, batsh*t crazy.

Ex-PH2

@23 – GT, I think that’s Kuperberg. I wouldn’t let him near my street, never mind any of the kids around here, although there is one girl who picks fights at school and plants mud on cars around here. I might let her take him down. She’s 9. I think she could handle him.

You’re confusing me: Paul is Wickre’s first name. If there were two of them, now they’re lame and boring.

Jabatam

I need to stop sleeping so I don’t miss the shit that happens late at night…it’s overrated anyways

Green Thumb

Fair enough.

But I would posit at what point does one cut sling versus dig in?

And how long has this been going on?

That being said, I will take a knee.

Ex-PH2

Fine with me, TSO. We thought it was over a few days ago, but it started up again last night like a mid-summer thunderstorm blowing up out of nowhere.

I’m only interested in seeing how much badly misspelled foreign language attacks we’re going to have. I still have not deciphered ‘hoyre’, no matter how many different ways I shift those letters around.

OWB

So where is Psali’s left hand? Looks like the guy to his left may not be enjoying having it firmly planted on his buttock.

A Proud Infidel & Patriot

Phillip Dale Monkress, estupido PUTO grande!!

Powerpoint Ranger

I’ll reiterate my comment from last night, especially after seeing that pic posted again. The only event that would have been capable of producing “Psul” is a drunken 3-way between Drew Carey, Bea Arthur and Abe Vigoda.

Nik

Sometimes ya gotta take a knee to improve your aim.

Yah, the only targets in my sights are Fuckre and Monkeyass. Oh, and that Frye guy who likes to take topless pictures of women when they don’t know it’s happening.

The rest are probably good folks who don’t deserve any incoming fire. Not their fault there’s some shitbirds loose where they work.

julie wEir

when you work with shit birds don’t cry when you get shit on…

Veritas Omnia Vincit

@31 Hoyre is what they do to applicants, “I like Monkress so I want to hoyre him for this job” like that…

Ex-PH2

Julie, I’m happy to be on your list. I should tell you, thought that Vulva Doom and I are one and the same. It’s a pun for fun, too.

VOV, that’s funny!!!

Veritas Omnia Vincit

“Paul Wickre calling from DC.
Gotach Baby

What is this gotach?

Hayabusa

Philip Dale Monkress.

Did I spell that right? I just want to make sure I have it spelled correctly.

I guess I’ll Google it.

I wonder if Philip Dale Monkress is by now familiar with the “Streisand Effect”?

Hayabusa

Dammit, I just Googled it and realized I spelled it wrong.

It’s Phillip with two L’s.

Phillip Dale Monkress

I hate it when I spell things wrong, like Phillip Dale Monkress’s name.

OWB

Gotach = a previously unknown tribe, recently discovered, of super secret squirrels specializing in mythical combat operations, mostly classified, in and around the SE USA. They are characterized by having tiny parachutes, microscopic genitalia, very large ears, beady eyes, and a special tenderness for small children, especially male children.

Hondo

OWB: according to Google, there is an, um, “informal” definition for the term that’s somewhat different from what you have above. (smile)

But I think our “friend” Paulie was trying to say “gotcha” and his “mad skillz” at the keyboard got in the way. (smile)

Veritas Omnia Vincit

@43 I was hoping someone would go there….so does that mean that Wicker is telling folks he is one? Or is he exclaiming his love for them? Or is he wondering why his don’t frighten anyone?

Must be tough being an old potato boy with a mid-head hairline and finding out your gotach sort of went slotach on your 4ss…

Veritas Omnia Vincit

@41 I’ve seen it spelled Phyllyp, especially in Provincetown and San Francisco….

But I think you are right in your second effort, which was what again?

Ex-PH2

#34 Powerpoint, please don’t take aim at Abe Vigoda. He has no teeth with which to defend himself.

OIF '06-'07-'08

Well, whom ever it was that blew their cork last nite; I definitely had my fun with him(or possibly her).

Ex-PH2

I’m not so sure Monkress, et al., actually have minions. Minions, as we all know well, are in legions. But there IS a distinct difference between legionnaire minions, which do not act independently, and cinnaminions, which frequently turn up at McDonald’s looking for morning coffee.

I know that we have cinnaminions. I have seen them myself. We may actually have some legionnaire minions, also.

However, if the Monkress encampment has only two or three minions, do they actually qualify as minions? Or are they mini-minions?

MrBill

Thanks for the update on Phillip Dale Monkress.

Nik

@48

Good point. I think less than 10 means they’re not minions, they’re flunkies. And further, around 6-8 they go from flunkies to goons.

In this case, less than that and they’re ballgag-sharing Draino aficionados.

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