And while I am on the subject of no talent ass clowns….
The mental patient from “Combat Internet Stalking” had some nice things to say about me last week, although they were as accurate as you might expect:
Part of the veteran-harassing “thisainthell” blog
Claims to be an attorney.
Gives advice to liars and trolls that they are protected by the 1st Amendment which allows them to stalk and harass whoever they want
Who the hell would claim to be an attorney when they aren’t one? That’s like claiming to be the dude who drove the shit suck truck around Bagram air base, only with less clout.
I love this argument that I give advice to people to stalk and harrass. No one can show a time I have ever done that. Stalking is illegal. Harrassment is illegal. The First Amendment though is something else entirely.
Nonetheless, old Dougie Fresh here deleted my stuff. Which pissed me off. As my wife’s favorite band once said:
I’m not ready to make nice
I’m not ready to back down
I’m still mad as hell and I don’t have time
To go round and round and round
(She’ll kill me for that one.)
Anyway, today I see he is kibbutzing with some dude named Wittgenfeld. Not sure who that dude is, but he clearly also has issues.
Combat Internet Stalking- Yeh, I have only talked to him [me] a few times. I wonder if he got smart and snaked away from getting involved with me after he looked at the lies his idiot lovers were using to attack and harass me with. It is tough to argue with the Marine Corps who sets the MOS’s and what they fall under.
When the hell did you talk to me assmunch? I didn’t snake away, you banned me from your ridiculous page.
Now, I need to assuage my hostility. All you idiot lovers get over to my house, draw a bath, put on some Elton John music, and I’ll be there when I get there. Oh, and don’t delete Glee from my DVR.
Category: Politics
There is a whole lot of insanity going on, some seriously mentally unbalanced posers and lunatics…wow.
OOOHHH, 300 “likes”, WOOOW,….. NOT!!!
DAMN, what a bunch of gutter-dwelling losers!
I once claimed to be a lawer, but then I had to rinse with an entire bottle of Listerine and then scrub myself down with 4 bottles of Simple Green using a Brillo Pad.
This is kinda what it feels like to claim to be a lawer. 🙂
Let’s see. There is a new SV bill that is likely to be signed into law. There are folks who falsely claim military medals, awards, and decorations. Presumably, they do so for a number of reasons, one of which is to generate a few ducats for themselves or others, perhaps even to land a job. Sumovabitch. The Federal prosecutors will decide who gets to ‘splain the intent behind their lies and, win or lose at trial, there will be no award of attorneys fees. This could be a very expensive road for some people. Then there’s that nasty old conviction possibility and the attendant fine, potential loss of employment, and, however remote, jail time. Yeah, this could be the end for a great many phukers.
Interesting how the rats are all banding together, but too late for them, their ship is already sinking.
Yeah, I’m just gonna pop a nice cold one and sit back, laughing.
Is it a full moon?
@#3, I once thought about claiming to be a lawer, but then I realized that claiming to be a piano player in a Brothel would be FAR more prestigious!
I guess the bag of shit was getting low so Dallas jumped in, now its spewing over !
MSG (R), could it just be that Witlessfart is trying to outdo Phillip Dale Monkress for the title of “Most Retarded Poser”?
What is all that sh1t on the suspect page? Who has the time for all that bullsh1t? Do none of these f#ckers hold down a real job? The last thing I want to do when I get out of work is go home and look at the computer for another 4 hours jacking off on facebook. Holy sh1t no wonder we are a bunch of fat slobs and ignorant turds….
I love what you do to these guys.
— UP
@9–some people just can’t handle fading away quietly.
I am amazed at how little information is actually on that FB page, coupled with the occasional rant against posers. What an ignorant little tool. And Dallas piping in like a trained monkey every few posts. Precious……
The dude suffers from permanent brain damage from all the shitters he cleaned during the Liberation of Hawaii. That is where he got his medal of Dishonor.
@14–that whole page kinda reminds me of LGF, and DullASS is Shermata.
Sweet. A new record. I was banned from their little circle jerk before I even posted a comment. At least DU waited until I commented to ban me. Nimnils.
I’ve never wanted to be a lawer.
I’ve thought about being an architecht, though. Instead of claiming to be an architecht, maybe I can claim to be a city planner, that way I can lay claim to designing entire cities instead of limiting myself to just buildings.
Wait a minute…. I thought Dumbass Witlessgelding and Dougie ‘the girlie-boy’ Collette were shacking up together.
Are you telling me, TSO, that Whipitnflogit has jilted Dougie in favor of Dougie Fresh?
Wait a minute…. Is Dougie Collette really Dougie Fresh? Or is Dougie Fresh really Dougie Collette?
I’m so confused.
I should divorce you over your comment about me! I am no Dixie Chicks Fan!!!!! Tonight at the TSO’s house I will be making pancake and bacon strip!
LOL 350 likes now, growing faster each day…lol. Poor guy is delusional and seriously needs help. What does PTSD have to do with his attack on Stolen Valor. Not a damn thing!
I always wanted to pretend to be an architect.
I always wanted to pretend to be a green beret with a BSM w/ V. And I did.
Dream big my friend. You can be anything you want to be.
Ok, really. What’s the deal? Are they afraid they’re not going to make their fucktardian quota for the month and trying to squeeze in some extra fucktardedness before the deadline?
@23–Oh, SNAP!!!
23, you are not me and you cannot use the mighty morphin power ranger call sign of the one and only Dallas Littlepenis!! I will track you down and skydive down in my killer clown costume, using my very specialy made, one of a kind purple heart parachute made from the skins of a thousand little baby penguins…. because that is how bad ass I am.
Okay, I wasn’t the guy who drove the shit truck at Bagram. But I was a TCN escort at Ali Al Salem, Kuwait, and I spent many days riding shotgun with the TCN who drove the shit truck there. That’s the war story I get to tell my grandkids.
@23…so basically you’re saying that your BSM “V” is kinda like a piece of flair, right? You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair they made the Jews wear…just like they had no-talent ass clowns, too.
Trying like hell to figure out the purpose of that FB page. What is it for. No one has liked it and it seems like only Dallas Wingding posts comments there. Is it supposed to intimidate TAH?? Somebody splain this to me. Before I stop giving a shit again….
#29 – People who post asking questions or making fun of Doug/Combat often get their post deleted. Someone just asked on there what does PTSD have to do with Stolen Valor and he deleted the post.
It seems Doug deletes and bans anyone that disagrees with him.
He has made it personal with me…. as you can see the FB post above is mine and he decided to get a little sideways with me. I will not stoop to swearing like he did in the 1st line of the 1st response (this dude has Agoraphobia or Trollophobia) and I believe in California would be held for 51-50 in the State Health Code. However I have been promised he will make a page just for me and my trolling ways. I wonder if he knows that if he so much as uses a picture of me I have grounds? Aww screw it he’ll figure it out.
Yeah he has made that threat to plenty others too. He also is accused of having a phony charity with no tax ID.
He seems to be so delusional, seems to act like he was a career marine. Minute someone tells him he did 4 and out, he comes back to reality. He gets sideways whenever someone ask him a question about his character it seems.
The minute you blast that moron, he does the troll finger pointing.
Noticed now he is acting as if he doesnt want nothing to do with Dallas Wittengfeld loser.
dullass and dougie deserve each other Dullass has been lost since cookie south and him broke up
Is “Combat Internet Stalking” a badge? Do you wear it above or below your ribbons? Do they make a subdued version?
Or are “Internet Stalkings” made of silk and you wear them on your legs as you go war?
@34 it’s annotated in your DD214 under awards not authorized for wear but in order of precedence it’s right after the Powerpoint Ranger Tab and right before the Shit Burner qualification Badge.
Speaking as one who drove a shit truck at Bagram for 2+years.Your comparing us with Lawyers is pretty low.
@36 We apologize… should we place him closer to the Goat Fluffer for Thursday’s festivities?
This is what make me think we should bring back dueling.
Assmunch opens his mouth, you get your lawyer to draw up a dueling contract, get it witnessed by two witnesses for both sides and boom! Problem solved.
I clicked onto his weird page, and all I can say is what in the what? I don’t get it… ramblings about trolls and somehow tying the trolls to Full Metal Jacket pics? And the trolls are fake military but only the anti-troll guy is real military, and if you disagree with anything, then you are a troll?????
The only thing I did glean is that Joe Teti likes his page. Oddly enough, that one makes sense.
@36 dude you just got a rare actual LOL from me. If I could up rate that comment I would.
Instinct,
I believe you will find this apropos……..
I’m not on his banned list? Well fuck, I guess I haven’t been trying hard enough.
Funny enough, his list might classify as harassment and libel (well depends he might be stupid enough to actually believe he is right then technically is not libel is just plain stupidity) BTW you really don’t want me crashing your house TSO you might find I’ve checked your gun collection, if any weapon was dirty it has been cleaned, some mexican food going on with guinness (sorry I must have had a drunk irish relative no “corona” for me) and wondering where is the next airsoft game going on while just chilling watching some videos on the laptop … LoL BTW according to wikipedia, that list is Stalking: “Cyberstalking is the use of the Internet or other electronic means to stalk or harass an individual, a group of individuals, or an organization. It may include the making of false accusations or statements of fact (as in defamation), monitoring, making threats, identity theft, damage to data or equipment, the solicitation of minors for sex, or gathering information that may be used to harass. The definition of “harassment” must meet the criterion that a reasonable person, in possession of the same information, would regard it as sufficient to cause another reasonable person distress.[1]” (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyberstalking) I went to his web page I got an instant headache … the 1980s called they want their HORRIBLE design back, I swear at some point I was waiting for the small “pi” sign and the black background with green rotating skulls…. And I’m not even going on the psychological mess he must have if he actually believes he is the super hero saving all the stalked veterans from ppl that don’t even stalk them.. Now I’ve always been someone that thinks fights should be fair and I think this is not one, so tell you what “Combat Internet Stalking” dude, is obvious you are at a disadvantage against smart, sarcastic and knowledgeable people so I’ll help you a bit, next time feel free to contact me and I’ll help you use normal designs, readable english, remove the randomness, you know .. make it look like .. a… Read more »
@42.
Same here.
Need to step it out!
Or as “Philoneous” Phil would say: Dallas, work that ballsack faster”
@45 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Question: Are not Dallas and Phil near each other?
#41 – LOL, I think that’s how a duel with this turd would end.
@37 – Goat fluffer?
@47
“Near” each other? I suspect Phil and Dallas are close. Very close. Extra special close.