Dougie Fresh Collett says we’re not famous
Posh I say!
I know exactly who the idiots are involved and I know are trolls as you name obviously is. This ignorant blog followed by a few hundred people isn’t exactly “famous” but thanks for playing. If you want to see what a REAL news source does with FACTS, then pay attention and keep your eyes open. I had another phone interview today and I’m working on getting them the rest of the info they need. Then you can talk to me about “famous”…That is part of the retard that is stolen valor – you’re always out there thinking “you’re famous” because you have idiots who can post shit on some moronic BLOG? Children run blogs, too.
I’d say the rugged awesomeness of my beard alone makes us famous. That’s not even counting the numerous maidens fair that we’ve saved, and of course or dragon slaying.
So anyway, I would like everyone here to go over to “Combat Internet Stalking” and join up. The poor little guy has all of 269 friends and he’s suddenly the King of All Media. Let’s get it up to 500 for him, shall we?
BTW- I still have not, and will not be researching Doug here. I honestly have no clue what he has lied about or anything else, and you don’t need to educate me. All I do know is that his response to whatever the discrepancy is has been the same as every other moron out there. To go on the attack, create fictional entities to get his story out, and then threaten the front page media attraction that they can bring to bear. Dougie here is doing the same shit. So, yeah, this is what he said:
You idiots are desperate to get the attention taken away from stolen valor – wait until you see which major news source has your number…You’ll know. I men, they will contact you before they run the story. But rest assure they have all the proof they need. They have you making up excuse after excuse not to talk to the army poser – they have your attacking a Marine on your SV page. They have the lying emails. They have the threats. They have the 911 call. They have the proof one of your guys called me (and I’m sure THIS is him) and then posted the incident on the SV page. They have it all.
Sounds almost exactly like this other dude I know who didn’t serve in the Green Berets and doesn’t have a Bronze Star with “V” device. And every time Jonn and I have been on national news programs, it has been talking about a phony. So hurry it up with this story. I want to be famous like Dougie!
Category: Politics
He should have listened 🙁
That’s funny because the two media stories that will include us next week never mentioned Doug. The only thing that I can figure the evidence proves is that Doug says he got a medal and he can’t prove it. Or that he claims he never cleaned a shitter, or something. It doesn’t rise to the standards of TAH’s attention that readers are accustomed to here. My problem with him is the way that he pretends to be some sort of FBI-dude and mistreats other veterans. I’m just glad TSO found a way to get his attention and now he has a reason to harass me.
Pitiful! Bless is heart.
This cat is as crazy as they come! Claims PTSD from a training accident, never made it passed E-3 after 4 years of active duty. Claims he was a engineer even though still today his MOS is utilities. Hates all other branches (he was a Marine)And I’m pretty sure his only award a NAM was a “thanks for coming, now get the fuck out” ETS award. He is his biggest fan, and creates FB profiles to try and make it seem like he has a fan base. But hell read it all for yourselves! douglascollett.org
Time to list all of the euphemisms that describe this guy:
1. A few teacups short of a cupboard.
2. Not playing with a full deck.
3. Toys in the attic.
4. Nuttier than squirrel turds.
5. Battier than a belfry.
6. Ate up like a soup sandwich.
7. F***ed up like a football bat.
8. Poo-flinging monkey smart.
9. Window licker
10. Dumber than a bag of hammers.
11. Sharp as a spoon.
12. Bright as a small appliance light bulb.
13. Anything that rhymes with “Mittgenfeld.”
I won’t go on FB and join his little group. I have no desire to inflate his ego any more than he already has done for himself.
Same with Dallas; I have said my piece about him and I won’t give him the satisfaction of having another comment to add to his narcissistic fantasies, because that’s all he craves; more attention. Have you all noticed that if we haven’t talked about him in a while, he comes back around with more crazy shit in order to get us talking about him, again?
I’m a Troll 🙂
This type of bullshit comment by the turd polishers get real old. Doogie is dumb as a stump and 10 times as wide. I have been waiting for these media events and people to come to my house for years…. still waiting….
BTW Scott..I have seen your picture.. all you are missing is a bridge Brother
@5: My favorite-Wheel is spinning, hamster is dead.
I have been reading the rants by Mr. Collett for quite some time and decided to do a little research on my own.
I have several problems with this person. First and foremost, he has embellished his military record and when called on it, proceeded to bash and libel decent and honest veterans.
Second, it would appear he has no respect for other branches of the Armed Forces. He enjoys bashing other branches for his own amusement.
Third, he is running a sham veterans’ charity and then sells any items donated for the vets on e-bay.
Last, he accuses others of trolling, but has not problem trolling FB pages and garnering the names of friends of those he deems “trolls”.
One last thing. Mr. Collett has the habit of inviting debate and then proceeds to ban and delete any and all posts that are not favorable to himself.
This person is a con man of the first order and I do believe his paranoia is getting the best of him.
The whole Doug episode started when he came to the Stolen Valor Facebook guys, tried to black mail them into “honoring” him and his page, and from that he has concocted that every individual that disagrees with him is a troll. Hondo feel free to hit me up using the email I provided, I can give you so much junk on this guy, it will blow your mind. He has been degrading Combat Vets from the get go, harassing , threatening, posting personal information, pictures of family members, to include under aged children, all in an attempt to solidify his status as a what…… a facebook phenom of all things…..
Widowmaker 502: check your e-mail.
Yea, Water Boy Dougie is one Bad Ass Marine.He filed a complaint with Houston Police Dept. when I told him to go suck start a shotgun that I wasn’t going to help him research anyone. Then he calls me a Marine Poser because I can’t remember shit from Boot camp back in 81.He will show up here using a fake name of course.He loves the attention even more so than ShOrTbUsPaTrOl41 Wittgenfeld.
I….have no idea what is going on.
Sniper, a few others:
His elevator is stuck between floors.
His elevator doesn’t go to the top floor.
He’s a few cards short of a deck.
He’s a couple of eggs/donuts short of a dozen.
The light’s on, but no one’s home.
He’s sharp as a spoon.
Darwin award wannabee/candidate-in-waiting.
And my personal favorite: A rock with lips.
If he has a camera in his computer monitor, I would bet money that he turns it on and talks to himself in the monitor.
Scotty: are you calling Collette a BAM? (smile)
Clown – o.
That guy is all over the place.
He is/a:
Burger and Fry short of a happy meal
Crazier than a shithouse rat
The bus driver for the whackadoo express
A few beers short of a six pack
He doesn’t have issues he has a damn subsciption.
Maybe he has gender confusion. Collette is a girl’s name.
Colette was a French woman, and the author of many, many books, including “Gigi”, which was the bais for the musical of the same name.
The difference is that she was smart and pretty, and Dougie is neither, but he is very, very ripe for satire. >:)
Dougie Collette is dumber than:
a box of rocks
barnacles on a cast-iron skillet
socks on an elephant
a squirrel with a radish
a mouse with a helium balloon
a closet full of empty coat hangers
someone writing a novel with invisible ink
a kite with a brick on the kite-tail
someone who buys drugs, changes his mind and calls the cops to try to get his money back from the drug dealer (true story)
@ #15: This is one time when not knowing is feeling kinda good. 😉
Pass the popcorn, would ya?
Yeah, I just can’t help but see Maury Povich telling you “You are not the father!” as Mr. Tumnus sobs in a chair next to you. I was certain you were.
Ex-PH2: Dougie-boy spells it “Collett”. But since Scotty seemed to be calling him a BAM, I thought “Collette” was more apropos. (smile)
Well, Hondo, he does kind of come off as a whiny little girl.
TSO – I’m floored at the douchetard brigade you’re attracting! Just floored!
Besides, since he spells it without the final ‘e’ and I spelled it correctly (without the ‘e’, it is pronounced collay), now he can bash us for not knowing how to spell his name. And then I can compare him to the great French writer Colette, whose works will be known long after Dougie is dust.
Im sure that Collet licked a lot of short bus windows during his childhood.
I bet even his Momma told him he should have been a blowjob!
@23 Gladly lol
@5 You forgot, “He has the rapier wit of a small soap dish”….
# 9 KillerB, Paddle faster bitch. That’s banjo’s you hear
# 18 Hondo, One look at Tubbie Dougie & you will see that he is a very wide BAM…Moobies & all.
Scotty: why on God’s green earth would I want to look at Dougie-boy? (smile)
Doug is garbage he attacked marissa strock the double amputee and labeled her a troll … why because she chose not to include her last name on her facebook .. due to crazies like doug but accord to doug she isnt an amputee and isnt the real marissa strock … but then again im a troll, who throws gang signs apparently with gold album selling bands …
The dingus is an Oxygen Thief
Wow. I just visited that FB page. My brain just shat itself.
Congratulations for figuring out how FB works, Doug.
No kindly go fuck yourself.
Scotty, I screwed up and looked at your page on the guy.
You owe me a liter bottle of rotgut tequila or mescal, amigo. It will take at least that much to bleach this dipstick’s image out of my brain.
He is originally from FL. Hondo. I’m thinking he is one of the offspring from something ShOrTbUsPaTrOl41 would poke. You can get a close up of him at douglascollett.org..If I’m buying, I want my money’s worth..LOL
I’m kinda amused how some unknown sack of shit has the nuts to talk about someone else not being famous.
“Kettle…did you hear what Pot called you?”
Scotty, I hate you.
You made me look, you bastard!
How is it that I posted my head on a Centaur, and none of you are giving me shit about it?
What is wrong with you people? Are you all on dope?
TSO, I’ve known you for how many years now? That shit doesn’t even faze me. :p
I just figured you was trying to outdo ArchSlayer’s blogspot of me without my shirt on TSO. I’m not going to protest one bit.He’s all yours brother.Trot off into the sunset with him PLEASE !!LOL
TSO: what, you mean that photo’s not legit? (smile)
Seriously, lad – we’re used to ye takin’ liberties wi’ reality regardin’ yer manliness. Remember: we’ve all seen photos of ye posin’ as a certain biker dude here at TAH! (Don’t make me find the link.)
“How is it that I posted my head on a Centaur, and none of you are giving me shit about it?”
Um, no offense but we didn’t notice.
TSO, we all know you’re a stud. We figured it was just you taking advantage of the chance to advertise for free.
Oh. Were we supposed to say something about the pic? Musta lost the script for this morning. Again.
OK. Here goes.
Something.
TSO-
Should have pasted it on Megan Fox or something. So’s we’d notice…
Few more for you:
Sharp as a bag of wet mice
Clown that’s lost his circus
One twist shy of a slinky
His driveway don’t quite reach the road
His antenna don’t pick up all the channels
Has a leak in his skylight
Donated the brain before he was finished with it
His hard drive is spinning, but his OS won’t load
Has a lugnut rattling in his hubcap
”That boy’s a hump in search of a camel”…