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| October 23, 2012

Folks think that you guys pay attention to me so they email me stuff. here’s some of the stuff they’ve emailed me this week;

Dear John,

Would you please add this link to your Red Ribbon Week coverage? www.redribbon.org/contest National Red Ribbon Week starts tomorrow, Oct. 23.

Will you please include a link to the video for parents and students? ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_8oR6zAGhHA ) It shows how easy it is for families and schools from your area to win a $1,000 drug prevention grant for their local school, and an iPad for their family. Studies show that substance abuse risks lessen when children talk to their parents about the dangers of drugs, and this is the goal of 2012’s contest: to encourage families to talk about prevention at home and in their neighborhoods.

Hello. You’ve mentioned your large readership in Tampa several times on the blog. There is an event coming up in just under two weeks that it would be great if you could publicize.

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers are hosting what they are calling the “Central Florida Military Resource Fair” on Sunday November 4th at Raymond James Stadium in Tampa. The Bay Pines VA (St. Petersburg), James A. Haley VA (Tampa) and Orlando VA will all be represented and are co-sponsoring the event. There will also be representatives from federal, state and civilian employers, resume assistance, and interviewing skills development provided. This event is open to veterans and active duty military (bring a valid military ID or DD214). Prospective attendees can pre-register here:

http://web2.buccaneers.com/community/military-resource-fair

Veterans Reclaim Armistice Day: Healing Through the Humanities’ offers new take on Nov. 11 holiday

(INDIANAPOLIS) Oct. 23, 2012 – Art and military action each have been catalysts for transformational change, but usually at opposite ends of the human experience. This year, they will come together for “Veterans Reclaim Armistice Day: Healing Through the Humanities,” a free event sponsored by the Kurt Vonnegut Memorial Library on Nov. 11, 2012, at the Indiana War Memorial.

Funded by Lilly Endowment Inc. and supported by veterans groups throughout Indiana, “Veterans Reclaim Armistice Day” combines lectures, performances, sculpture, readings, painting and interactivity in an exploration of how artistic expression can help veterans and military personnel communicate their experiences to others.

The event, taking place on the final day of the citywide Spirit and Place Festival, is a natural fit for the Vonnegut Library, says its executive director, Julia Whitehead.

“Kurt Vonnegut was huddled captive in a former meat locker when the bombs fell that leveled Dresden, Germany, in World War II. He was forced to pull out dead men and women and children and pets, and he was a 22-year-old kid. It’s why he wrote Slaughterhouse-Five,” Whitehead says.

Nov. 11 would also be Vonnegut’s 90th birthday.

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US Forest Service waives fees during Veterans Day weekend

WASHINGTON, Oct. 23, 2012 — The U.S. Forest Service is waiving fees at most of its day-use recreation sites over the Veterans Day holiday weekend, Nov. 10-12.

The fee waivers – the fourth this year — are offered in cooperation with other federal agencies under the Federal Lands Recreation Enhancement Act. Day-use fees will be waived at all standard amenity fee sites operated by the Forest Service. Concessionaire operated day-use sites may be included in the waiver if the permit holder wishes to participate.

“This is our way of saying thanks to the brave men and women – past and present – who put their lives on the line every day to keep us safe at home,” said U.S. Forest Service Chief Tom Tidwell. “We encourage veterans, their families and all visitors to take time out over the holiday weekend to enjoy the benefits that nature provides at forests and grasslands throughout the country.”

The fee waiver days support the goals of President Obama’s America’s Great Outdoors initiative and First Lady Michelle Obama’s “Let’s Move Outside.”

Traditionally, fees are not charged on 98 percent of national forests and grasslands, and approximately two-thirds of developed recreation sites in national forests and grasslands can be used for free. Many recreation opportunities such as camping, sightseeing and hiking can be enjoyed throughout the year at no cost.

The Forest Service operates approximately 17,000 developed recreation sites nationwide. Of those, approximately 6,000 require recreation fees, which are used to provide visitor services, repairs and replacements, and facilities maintenance.

The mission of the Forest Service is to sustain the health, diversity and productivity of the nation’s forests and grasslands to meet the needs of present and future generations. The agency manages 193 million acres of public land, provides assistance to state and private landowners, and maintains the largest forestry research organization in the world. Forest Service lands contribute more than $13 billion to the economy each year through visitor spending alone. Those same lands provide 20 percent of the nation’s clean water supply, a value estimated at $27 billion per year.

AUCTIONS AMERICA’S DECEMBER SALE OF HISTORIC MILITARY VEHICLES BENEFITS NATIONAL MUSEUM IN AUBURN

AUBURN, Indiana (Oct. 23, 2012) – Auctions America will conclude its 2012 auction season by helping the historic National Military History Center (NMHM), a 501(c)3 non-profit organization, in Auburn, Indiana, sell more than 80 vintage military vehicles as well as a diverse assortment of more than 100 pieces of priceless war memorabilia at no reserve. The single-day sale is expected to feature the largest group of full and halftrack military items ever offered at public auction. Each item will be auctioned on Saturday, Dec. 8, at the center including a particularly rare WWII Daimler-Benz DB10 12 ton Primer mover, among the scarcest of all German equipment.

“This is truly an exceptional and unique opportunity for collectors of both vehicles and military hardware to acquire many one-of-a-kind lots and prototypes,” says Donnie Gould, Auctions America president. “The museum items are not relics; they tell not only the American story in both war and peace, but also the histories of Germany, France and Britain. We’re honored to have been entrusted with the sale of select lots from the international collection and look forward to welcoming enthusiasts to Auburn for what promises to be a truly unique, not-to-be-missed sale.”

Comprising German, French, British and U.S. military vehicles, the 83 transnational lots on offer represent a small portion of the extensive museum collection. The group will be sold to the highest bidder, creating more room for the museum to better display its other historic items. The sale will also help the museum pay off its mortgage, in turn safeguarding its future and mission to educate the public about the military history of both Europe and America through vehicle displays.

“The National Military History Museum has focused our efforts on educating the community on the U.S. and Europe’s involvement in major wars at home and around the world,” notes Tammy Hantz, operations manager of NMHM. “With the help of Auctions America, we’ll be able to continue these efforts for years to come. These vehicles are time capsules, and we hope the new owners will appreciate how symbolic they are to our country, as well as those countries in Europe that were involved in historic conflicts.”

Two vehicles sure to attract serious attention from collectors are an American GMC DUKW and British Humber Hexonaut GS, amphibious trucks used to transport Allied troops and supplies over land and water during the war. The Hexonaut GS is the only one of its kind known to exist. Vintage 1940s motorcycles are also on the docket, including a 1942 Harley-Davidson UA with sidecar and a 1941 Indian 841 with saddle bags.

WWII German halftrack armored personal carriers, such as the Hanomag Ausf. C and the Hanomag Sd. Kfz. 11, are also scheduled to cross the auction block alongside more than 100 pieces of war memorabilia including a German 8.8 cm Flak 36 gun and an American white M16, also known as the “Meat Chopper.”

Not entirely sure if this is appropriate, but I thought I’d give it a shot. My dad’s donating one of the two guns, chosen by the raffle winner with the proceeds going to the Wounded EOD Warrior Foundation.

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2-17 AirCav

Nobody all day? Okay, I’ll bite. Thanks for sharing your junk mail, Jonn, although the military auction sounds pretty cool. I was wondering about the albino M16 and learned they weren’t talking about the M-16A1 but an altogether different beast.

2-17 AirCav

You know, I guess I could just call this thread my very own. It’s quiet here, rather peaceful. No Navy pole dancers or anyone speaking simlish. On the other hand, it’s rather like admiring a deserted island–until you realize you’re marooned on it. Okay, I’m outta here.

2-17 AirCav

So, I’m back but only for a moment or two. It’s not that I missed the place. It’s that I was playing the what-if game. What if there was a banishment thread, a blog gulag. You come in, say something that is so utterly stupid that everyone wants to beat the crap out of you and voila! you get sent to the gulag thread. How long? I haven’t worked out the details yet. Mr. Wilson! Mr. Wilson!!!!!

2-17 AirCav

Whoa. Hold on thar! Just wait one cotton pickin’ minute. Speaking of what if…What if this is a trap and there’s a darn good reason why nobody but me is here, why everyone has stayed away from this thread all day. Uh-oh. The Twilight Zone. Everything seems okay. Jonn posted, there’s a comment section and all the stuff over there on the right side of the page, BUT something is terribly amiss. Quiet. Too quiet.

Mister Wilson!!!!!!!

2-17 AirCav

Okay, you win. I fell for it. You can let me out now. Who is it? Jonn? TSO? Hondo? Zero? Zero! Dammit. Good one. Now would you please let me out of this thread. Whatever I did, I won’t do it again, okay? Well, not for a day or two, anyway. Please let me out. Mr. Wil-sonnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!

2-17 AirCav

So, that’s the way it’s going to be, huh? Okay, yuck it up. “Stupid 2/17 Aircav is locked in the junk mail thread! Ha. Ha. Ha.” Go ahead. Have a grand old time. I can take it. As a matter of fact, the quiet here is indeed soothing. I’ve slept in a helluva lot worse places than this, that’s for sure. So, I’m game. I’ll play. As a matter of fact, I think I’ll just put my head down and grab some winks. There’s always tomorrow. Goodnight Mr. Wilson.

SFC Holland

2-17 AirCav

What? What was that? Holland, are you there? My God! Please tell me it’s not Insipid…. It’s real. It wasn’t a nightmare. I’m still here, locked away in the gulag thread. Charges. Yes! What about charges? Don’t I even get to learn why I’m here? Can I have visitors? I suppose a conjugal visit is asking too much….

Mister Wil-sonnn!

2-17 AirCav

Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen
Nobody knows my sorrow
Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen
Nobody knows but Je-sus….

Ex-PH2

hehehehehehehehehehehe!

2-17 AirCav

Mr. Wilson. Wake up! Did you hear that? It sounded like a woman’s laugh. Did you hear it? Did you hear it, Mr. Wilson? Please tell me you heard it too…

Twist

If there was a gulag thread for saying something crazy I would already be waiting for you. That and they probably wouldn’t even let me have a Wilson.

The destructor

There is no Mr. Wilson. There is only ZOOOOOL!!!!

2-17 AirCav

What the? Stir crazy. It’s true. I thought it would take longer to set in. Voices. Familiar voices. I can’t take anymore of this! What to do…what to do…That’s it!

Dear Mr. Lilyea,

Forgive me for bothering you, sir. I know that you are a very busy man, but there is a matter of great urgency that I need to bring to your attention. I’m not sure how to broach this issue so I’ll just come out and say it: I seem to be locked in your junk mail thread posting of 23 October and I can’t get out. I’m not quite sure how I got locked in the thread but, at this point, I really don’t want to quibble about the whys and wherefores. I’m sure it was just some programming error or something. In fact, I’ll forget the whole silly matter– let bygones be bygones– if you would please release me. I look forward to your prompt response.

Respectfully yours,

2/17 AirCav

The Keymaster

I am the Keymaster! The Destructor is coming. Gozer the Traveler, the Destroyer.

Henry V

Met we here, at Agincourt?

2-17 AirCav

Keymaster? Henry V? Agincourt? Met we at Agincourt? Of course! The Battle of Agincourt! October 25th! Saint Crispin’s Day! I’ll be released on October 25th…unless The Destructor arrives first. Mr Wil-sonnnnn!!!!!!!!

Mikey

Mommy? Mommy? Are you there? Mommy?

There’s a crazy man in here talking about crazy stuff!

Mommy! Mommy! MOM!!!!!

Please let me out. He looks hungry.

2-17 AirCav

Oh, so it’s the Navy Chief is it? This was no error, no mere mistake. This was Zero and the Chief in cahoots, was it? Sure, that’s it. All hell is breaking loose out there and I’m locked up in this damn thread! Come on, Mr. Wilson, we’ve got to figure a way out of here, pronto!

Curt Siodmak

Even a man who is pure of heart
and says his prayers at night
May become a wolf when
the wolfbane blooms
and the autumn moon is bright.

NHSparky

Well, is that hiw it’s gonna be? Banning me? FINE! I don’t you Jonn, or TSO, or Ponsdorf, or any of you! I just need this hat, and I’ll be fine!

This hat, and this chair. But that’s it! Fine! And this ashtray, but that’s all! I don’t need any of you! Oh, and this banjo, but that’s it…

2-17 AirCav

Well, well, well, we’ve got company Mr. Wilson. Sentences here are indeterminate Sparky so there’s no telling how long you’ll be in. Could be an hour or could be for life. Also, you won’t receive notice of charges. There’s no due process here. Oh–and one more thing, keep your Bubba fantasies to yourself.

NHSparky

That’s MISTER Iron Balls McGuinty to you…

GySGT Rzezckowski

Get up! Get up, Marine! Get up! You wanta kill me? Then get off the damned floor! You keep that shit for the traitor! Get your damned deadass off the floor or I’ll kick your butt from here to Galapagos! Get up! You will be standing when I talk to you! Get up! Now!

2-17 AirCav

Whoa, fella. The way I see it, we’re the only ones in this hell hole so, to paraphrase the immortal words of Rodney King, can’t the two of us just get along? By the way, do you happen to have a harmonica or a virtual hacksaw blade? A clove of garlic wouldn’t hurt either.

2-17 AirCav

Virtual Leavenworth? Uh-oh.

2-17 AirCav

Dirty screw!

LT Boronski

I’m gonna kill that piece of shit. I’m gonna find him and take him apart.

GySGT Rzezckowski

Who?

LT Boronski

Briefing officer.

GySGT Rzezckowski

Morgenstern? He’s dead. Someone found him in a cleaning locker with his neck broken.

Wait! Do you hear someone talking besides us?

LT Boronski

Yeah. I can smell ’em, too. How long do you think they’ve been in that cell?

2-17 AirCav

Whistling. Whistling VERY nervously…

GySGT Rzezckowski

I don’t know. Can’t tell if it’s one or two of ’em.

LT Boronski

I think it’s two. They smell like feet.

2-17 AirCav

Mr. Wilson figured this out. We’re in a virtual lock up; consequently, we can effect a virtual breakout. The fact that this is a Junk mail thread holds the key. I am here because of my tag, 2-17 AirCav, not because of my IP address. Thus, by changing my tag I will be unrecognizable to the junk mail jailer. When I first arrived here, two things went awry with my tag. The first was that a slash mark was denied so what should have been 2/17 became 2-17. The second was that AirCav was written w/o a space between Air and Cav. So, by separating the two now, I will viewed by the jailer as a different commenter and I’ll be free. Mr. Wilson, however, cannot get out. He has no tag. I shall miss him but I know that he’ll be well taken care of by the next inmate. He gets air twice a day and must be bounced in the morning and right before sack time. Now, for the breakout!

Besserwisser

Achtung! Halte! Wie heissen sie? Halten sie, Katzbrocken! Ich gehen zu feuren. Halte!

Mikey

Mommy? Mommy? Mommy? Is that you?

What’s that noise? Mommy?

OWB

Are we there yet?

There are a whole bunch of TAH Cav folks mounted, bayonets affixed attempting to rescue the intrepid warriors who fell into this gulag.

Gonna be some sort of demented mad scientist irritated should we discover that it was all a ruse to steal our mounts.

Hondo

You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
You are in a maze of . . . .

Ex-PH2

I think AirCav escaped unscathed.

Hamlet

By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes…..

Barack Obama

Hey! How’d I get down here? Okay, joke’s over, folks, let me out.

Come on, let me out.

Joe Biden

I don’t know Mr. President. I was on my fifth rum and coke and 20th F bomb when poof, I show up here.

The Destructor

Quiet in there.

Zooool is coming to quell you and eat your brains.

Gozer will release all prisoners of your doomed kingdoms.

Doom on you. Doom on you. Doom on you.

Insipid

What happened? How did I get here? What’s that noise?

Look, I know we have our differences, but this isn’t fair. I don’t belong in a gullag.

Insipid

HEY!! I’m in this dungeon or something. Someone come let me out! Please!!

MCPO NYC USN (Ret.)

Hey … I am in here with Sippy. Someone toss me a shiv!

Barack Obama

Did I hear Insipid?

MCPO NYC USN (Ret.)

Mr. President,

Go to bed!