Matthew Beck; tattoo phoniness
Several of you folks sent us this guy’s Facebook page, Matthew Beck. Of course Mary at POW Network was already on him and we’re already waiting on his FOIA, but he’s already sent out some of his “documentation” to folks who’ve been questioning him on his Facebook page. AKO says that he was in 2/3 Infantry at JBLM, but it seems strange to me that someone with all of those tabs would want to go slumming with a bunch of legs.
For example, despite that impressive row of tabs, here’s a picture of him while he was still in the Army in his uniform and there’s no stack of tabs;
He explains that his supervisor, “Daigle”, didn’t like tabs and made everyone take their tabs off their uniforms. Yeah, that would happen. He also claims that this “Daigle” devil made him take off his jump wings, too, but I blew up the picture a bit and the jump wings are there.
Over at the POW Network link, “Daigle” shows up and calls Beck all kinds of liar on Facebook. Ooops. having an open FB page does that to you sometimes.
Anyway, here’s a portion of his DD214 that he sent to someone;
Funny how it cuts off right before the “Block 18” where we’d get to see all of schools and accoutrements. But, hey, HazMat driver instructor course is just as grueling as Ranger School, right? Since his MOS (11B20) covers his whole period of service and there’s no mention of 18 series or a Victor identifier, it doesn’t look like he was either in Ranger or Special Forces units even without the “Block 18”.
And here’s proof of his secret squirrel creds;
He looks just like a Haji, don’t he? I’m sure no one knew he was a secret squirrel hairless, pale white boy in the clean right-out-of-the-package man-jammies.
And his ERB;
OK, so he was an infantryman, he earned a CIB, a Purple Heart and a Valorous Unit Citation (which is like giving everyone in the unit a Silver Star). Why can’t that be enough?
I wonder if there’ll be a line of folks to volunteer to help him remove those tattoos before that art causes him a serious ass-stomping.
Category: Phony soldiers
It is sort of impressive in a way……most POS posuers don’t spend that sort of money in pursuit of their fakery.
Looking at the PULHES (323213) on his ERB makes me raise my eyebrows a bit. Might be relevant in figuring out his penchant for tattoos of tabs, too.
I don’t see his PH on his ERB, either – and that also raises my eyebrows. That ERB is dated well over a year after he returned from his last combat tour. I’d expect his PH to be on there at that point, even if he was wounded near the end of his last combat tour.
The Flag Codes also make me go, “Hmmmmm.” Looks like flags for some kind of derogatory info and weight control after his return from his last tour. And one had dragged on for close to a year without resolution.
Lots of questions here. Will definitely be interested in seeing his FOIA when it comes in.
Hmmm… tattooing tabs and claiming qualification via tattoos? A power sanding removal will do the trick and serve some justice.
On his ERB, if you look at the bottom on the assigments, he was at the 507th in Benning for 2 months but the duty titles of Sniper and RIP School are curious, especially since I know sniper school is ran by 2/29th and we all know who runs RIP
So he claims he performed a halo jump in a man dress? His proof of this is him in a man dress infront of his glass front door with a Christmas wreath over it?
Also the man boobs or moobs if you will are a skill identifier right?
@5- that’s not a Christmas wreath, it’s a Ramadan bush. Clearly, you’ve never been “in the shit”.
Maybe it’s just me, but I call BS on the whole story. He’s got his cord on the wrong soldier in that picture. No way an 11B E-5 would screw that up or someone else in his unit wouldn’t correct him.
Also, I’m calling shenannigans on this ballsack. This is a blatant ploy to get into this years’ ‘Dusters tourney. The tatts, the Facebook posts, him trash talking his crippled snco… it’s almost too perfect. There’s no way one man can contain such dildocity.
Shenannigans.
2-3 IN is one of our sister BNs over here right now. I’ve hit up some buddies with this link to see if anyone there recognizes this turd.
Will post results when I get them.
I meant shoulder not soldier, although I suppose it still applies as originally written as well. 🙂
@8 His cord is on the correct shoulder, it’s not the infantry cord but a French Fourragere (awarded to certain units by French govt for WWI/WWII service)
Not that it wouldn’t look better around his neck….
I am sooooo looking forward to this years Duster tourney woohoo! This is my March madness except we have assholes who do this all year long! Can we have a 16 seed take out a 1 seed? Look at the size of this cockholster’s neck in his Class A’s lol. Oh he blended right in alright on that “operation”. Right into that pre-dawn raid on Papa Johns.
If you’re going to put in the Duster tournament, how about this title: Major Sandbaggger? Or Captain Crunchy Nuts?
Just my creative streak at work.
fucker gives 2/3 a bad name.
Wow, that’s a lot of Tabs. I have a bier tab from Germany.
Actually this is a clinical condition being currently explored by the DVA. CIB, PH and VUA (if all legit) still doesn’t quite fullfil some deeper need.
According to lead VA physco-therapist Dr. Cleotis Whistledick, this young man is a textbook example of NDBF syndrome or as it is commonly called; Needle Dick Bug Fucker.
This almost always manifests itself in the dilutional belief that badges and tabs will increase one’s penis to at least infant size.
Take it from me fat boy, tabs and badges don’t make your dick bigger but fake tabs and badges do make you a bigger dick!
Haha, NDBF….
Didn’t that Fakebook post mean to say:
“Pre-op just before they changed my “under the covers” parts to make me “Michelle” as I have so longed to be?”
Wait a min, COB6 – I thought “Needle Dick the Bug F*cker” was Jonn’s official title for the new leader of North Korea, ‘lil Kim. Hell, I thought we even had an official acronym: ND:tBF. What gives? Did I miss the memo? (smile)
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=29502
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=29502#comment-610120
I am not understanding. Alone his record is stud enough….hero to zero in 2.3 seconds.
fuck.
Are you even allowed to stack tabs anyway? Is there such thing as a sniper tab?
The tatts just suck.
Who’d he find to do them? Joey the Intern?
Tatts can be fantasy but they should never suck so badly artistically.
Hondo, not sure about Jonn’s ramblings about dear leader or little dear leader. Might need to check with the VA if the NDBF is trademarked?
Ann, yes you are allowed to stack tabs. At one point most of the guys on my team were triple-canopy guys (SF, RGR, ABN) but no, sniper is not a tab and in my mind at least neither is that bullshit Sapper tab the engineers pulled out of their ass.
And back to my point, in spite of all those tabs and badges, I still stand just as close to the urinal as I always did 🙂
And sadly, more frequently these days 🙁
These are the worst type of offenders. Real CIB, Real Purple Heart… wtf? Thats not enough? Selfish Cunt, fucking worse than the guys who just buy uniforms on eBay and walk around the mall. F.
COB next you’ll tell me that those fancy running suits everyone gets issued now don’t make you run faster.
Thanks for the info. Army regs are waaaay too convoluted 🙂
Never fear Ann. The Marines are just as convoluted to us Army people, too…
His phone number is: 1 (253) 468-4655
Crack a beer and have fun for a few hours.
Wow… where to begin? Correct me if I am wrong, but does this fat oxygen thief have a Sniper tab tattooed below his airborne tab. Must have ‘earned’ that when he was on ‘special assignment’ as a scout in the 507th P.I.R.’s ‘airborne hold’ section. Everybody who’s anybody knows only the best of the best get picked up from there. Well, there or RIP/RASP Hold… I agree with Beretverde,a power sanding of his tattoos is a good place to start. I may be a B8, but I am proud of the fact I made it through Sniper School (Class 01-10). This fat bastard would heat cat on the first stalk lane. Hell, he’d heat cat while going through the ghillie wash! I had sniper buddies in my class from the Ranger Regimental Reconnaissance Sniper Section that he claims to have been a part of. All of them were the best that regiment had, and they knew it. They were not loud-mouthed ass-hats like this guy is, ever. His timeline on POW network in the sniper’s hide screen captures is another nail in the coffin. Regiment does NOT send anyone to Sniper School unless they made it through Ranger School first. PERIOD. No B4 identifier is not necessarily a falshood, as there are many who have been in a sniper position who have never gone or graduated sniper school. He claims April 11th, 2001 for a sniper school class date? He wouldn’t have gotten it straight out of basic, regardless what a recruiter might say. And it doesn’t jive with his assignment as a sniper for July 23rd of that year for all of a month before moving to Fort Campbell. The fact that his ERB states he was in the 507th P.I.R. while assigned as a sniper initially (The unit in charge of Airborne School for you legs)was pretty damn stupid of him to put on his ERB to me. ATRRS only goes back to 2007, but I still know some of the instructors down at Benning, I will gladly call and do a check on his class date. I… Read more »
Like someone said and I have said, I just don’t get why a guy would do this. He had the deployment, the CIB, he raised his hand. Tragic. And no I am not defending him. I am just saying it’s a shame that he needs this to pump himself up.
Andy Kravetz: this guy may have mental issues. Seriously.
Don’t know what you know about PULHES. It’s a short code the Army uses that gives a person’s gross medical status at a glance. It’s composed of codes for 6 medical readiness (e.g, fitness for duty) factors: Pulmonary, Upper body, Lower body, Hearing, Eyesight, pSychological. Codes range from 1 to 4, with 1 meaning “fully deployable” to 4 meaning “not qualified for retention on active duty”. (Those are not the “book” definitions for codes 1 and 4, but they’re essentially the plain English translation.)
This guy’s PULHES is 323213. A code of 3 in any position means (if I recall correctly) “non deployable” due to a significant medical condition in that physical attribute.
In early 2009, this guy had a 3 for the last position of his PULHES – psychological. That means he had psychological issues significant enough he could not deploy with his unit.
this guy’s an assweasel…..lol….
And @ “JP”….you had me rolling….lmao!
No. 24 DaveO:
*sincere*
Thanks for standing up for Fine Art .
I was in the same unit as Beck, he’s a fucking liar, and a scumbag. He was flagged for overweight, and adverse action. Can’t remember what his Article 15 was for though. 1SG Daigle would remember.
Anyone, what is adverse action ?
Joe, he was a bad player with others, me and Adam have been circling this dumb ass from the get go, the story just keeps getting thicker and thicker, at one point I think he had like 6 PH’s, 2 BSMs,and had grown a Silver Star….real “special” force…
Adverse Action is “getting in trouble”. Like Article 15’s, etc.
Adverse action such as ucmj, art. 15, etc.
He’s so pretty…isn’t he?
Are you guys sure those tatts aren’t actually decals?
Lol @40. Reminds me of the power point ranger piece with the truck and the decals on the truck: “so, I take it you’re a veteran…”
Scalpel, thank you. You are a very funny man.
Aha. a shitbird, who I would be giving “special attention and cmentoring to”.
Maybe I should get a “SNIPER” tab tat. After all, I was the designated “sniper” that was supposed to climb to the top of the sail with an M-14 during “repel boarders” on the Ustafish. Not that I EVER took any kind of special training, or was even that good a shot. It was just a spot they had to fill with a name in the manning charts. I never even got to climb the ladder with the rifle 🙁 I figured it just translated to “first to die” in a real boarding. LOL
@44- You’re authorized to get the sniper tab tattoo. M14s are now considered designated marksman weapons according to my videogame console, and that sure sounds like “sniper” to me.
Wear it beneath the tattoo of your dolphins.
Why?!? WTF is wrong with these guys? Tattoos make his wild ass claims legitimate? His service wasn’t enough, as screwed up as it was? Lying will change it? Posting his phoniness on the Internet isn’t going to get him busted? This limp dick is another reason why I want to take a road trip and kick the snot out of one of these asshats!
Yat, need a share a trump a poser? we take turns one does the squaring away of said poser and post bail. course you know the posers will not their whipping like a man. Big Smile
Big Joe Dub, ya know Bro I’m just so sick of these forkin’ weenie boys who can’t, or won’t, accept their service, it makes me want to puke! My service? Boring but honorable and I’m proud of it because there were guys who couldn’t even do that. My little girl is so proud of my service she put a sticker on her car that says,”My Dad is a United Staes Marine”. I was discharged in 1981! I’ve told her all about my tour and she’s still proud of me. Why can’t these asshats do the same?
Who gets a tattoo of an ARCOM??!!!
Another possibility occurs here – looking at his body build, does it look to anyone else like he may have been a steroid user in his younger years? That stuff will REALLY screw with your head and manliness, much of which is never recovered. And contribute to weight issues even after their use is stopped.