Shirtless poser seeks undeserved praise (Kyle Barwan).

| August 25, 2010

I wanted to post this phony before I closed out because of what he lied and how he did it stand out from your normal faker. Meet Kyle Barwan, (listed at the bottom of the page. )

He is claiming that he was a ” Ranger, MP, 1st Cavalry, a sniper, a First Lieutenant, and claimed to have served a tour in Iraq.

Also claimed that he earned a Silver Star by pulling eight guys to safety after a IED blast.

Also he tries to act like he has been there done that on FaceBook.

The only real problem is that he he has only been in the National Guard and was kicked out for impersonating a Officer in 2007. Oh and he is claiming that he part of ROTC and recenty went to Camp Atterberry

Considering he did such a bang up job pretending to be Army Lieutenant do we really want him to be in charge of real troops?

Added: Also Amy found a MySpace page that has the same info as our friend here.

UPDATE:

I found what was posted his Myspace account for the entry Army Sniper. Also he has another one that refers to being in Iraq.

UPDATE November 24 2010:
Police in Knox County are holding Kyle Barwan of Crestwood, Illinois on charges of possession of cocaine and impersonating a public servant, and even more charges may be coming.

Yep still at it.
http://swfs.bimvid.com/bimvid_player-3_2_7.swf?x-bim-callletters=WPSD

Update: goes under the following names/usernames.

Kyle Reacher, Kyle Felucifer, Klutch, Klutch_Reborn.

Category: Phony soldiers

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AW1 Tim

That dude needs to be invited to a blanket party, and then told to disappear and never be seen again.

Anonymous

Douchebag.

Mew

Creepy. AW1Tim….you have the answer.

Squelch

This was an awesome post “Okay so i just got my ODA (Operational Detachment Alpha) Orders and im leaving on the 27th of this month for about 2 weeks fun fun fun…..Hooah!!”

What a tool.

defendUSA

Well, that “ociffer” seems to be suffering from something called lack of a degree, because hiswriting skills and english suck. Oy.

pmm

Maybe I’m going soft in my old age, but actually reading through those wall posts made me feel pity for the liar. He’s got family and friends who buy into the lies…but ‘stolen valor’ is a victimless crime, so I guess those folks don’t count?

Jonn Lilyea

Army Knowledge Online lists no one by that name. Every active duty soldier is required to have an AKO account – dude’s a fraud from the “git”.

NHSparky

Hey, if he’s super-stud Rangerboy, I suggest we send him on a top super-secret squirrel mission where the insertion method has him being shot from a torpedo tube.

Without air tanks, of course–too noisy when they’re banging on the sides of the tube as he’s shot out.

Amy

Wow, looking at his facebook page was crazy, what douche. Please tell me that one of ya’ll sent him a message!

Southern Class

Hey Sporkmaster:
I followed his links and came up with this line:
Kyle Barwan Call me *** *** ****
none of us would call him and question his service would we?
Just sayin’………….

Southern Class

I have been having an exchange with this guy on Facebook, and maybe this link will show it all:
http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/?page=1&sk=messages&tid=1176472509917
If not, I will try some other way to get the info out.
Basically, he claims that he has been the victim of a hack job, and that he is just a college student.
We’ll see

Southern Class

Just checked, learned that you’ll need to highlight the whole line of link before copying. That worked for me.

Amy

I got some message that said only the recipient could read it. If you’re trying to send a link to your inbox, I don’t think that will work.

BooRadley

gotta do a screen shot southern class. You’re logged in, tht’s why it works for you.

Southern Class

Thanks Amy, Boo…….. I will try to copy and paste in a comment here. Kyle wrote: Who is this an phony soldier thing what are you talking about my ol lady national guard I replied: For a “1st. Lt.” you are pretty illiterate. I cannot decipher your reply, so I suggest you get a friend who has at least some knowledge of the language to reply for you. But the link I left you pretty much explains what we see. Kyle Replied: Okay first of all I’m not 1lt. Or whatever and second I don’t know who you think you are or how you know me but get your shit straight before addressing me in such manner also I don’t even know you guy I replied: What part of this post is not correct?: http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=20273 Is that another Kyle Barwan pictured? And, you are correct in that I do not know you. I know ARMY RANGERS who are the “Real Deal”. Kyle Replied: People have been hacking my facebook I keep makeing new ones all the time I’m no army ranger man I’m a college student in computer science I’m sorry for the big mix up man I’m not trying to cause problems I replied: Okay, I will take this info from you and pass it up the line. We at “This Ain’t Hell”, writers and readers, do our best to protect the integrity of the Military. When we find posers we “out” them. There have been instances in the past where the person illustrated was not that at all. You say this is your case. Believe me, if we find that to be the facts, we will post an apology. Do you have any idea who may be doing this to you? Good luck in your college endeavors, and have a good day. Kyle Replied: Yea an old buddy of mine I was in awhile ago but received a medical discharge cause of him I appreciate what you guys are doing and would like to get involved I’m sorry for the miss communication Treat this information as you care… Read more »

BooRadley

some people ARE just wacked, you know.

Old Tanker

Spork, where did you get this?

The only real problem is that he he has only been in the National Guard and was kicked out for impersonating a Officer in 2007

He’s claiming it was medical, there’s no link…

Sporkmaster: I got the info from POW Network.

Old Tanker: Thanks for the info!

Amy

I believe this is his myspace page, but it’s private.
There’s an interesting blog entry titled “The Army Sniper!!!”
that I wish I could read

USMC Steve

He is in the 1369th Rump Ranger Regiment, isn’t he? I believe he is an anal assaultman.

Scott

In my experience, people who self-identify as “juggalos” are, almost without exception, barely literate mouth-breathers with poor personal hygiene and attitudes that are inversely proportional to their IQs.

Southern Class

I just replied to Kyle’s last reply to me with:
So, this old buddy hacked your facebook page, making regular entries, and you have done nothing to take them down? Entries as recently as today? That is a bit hard for my old investigative mind to digest.
Your medical discharge, From active or Nat’l Guard duty? You were not kicked out for impersonating an officer in 2007? We use the FOIA service, and have no knowledge of you there. Did you not have an “Army Knowledge Online” account? Every soldier was required to have one. So, at this point myself and those with whom I consult see no reason to think that you are not the person portrayed,” Ranger, MP, 1st Cavalry, a sniper, a First Lieutenant, and claimed to have served a tour in Iraq.” But yet you leave those silly posts up on your facebook page……
As the saying goes- “I was born at night, but not last night.”

Scott

This dude graduated HS in 2007; I don’t claim to be knowledgeable on all the ways the army is turning people into officers, but don’t you need to have a college degree of some sort? He’s doesn’t strike me as the kind of person that would be able to make it through college in three years.

Also, there has to be something we’re not aware of going on here. Facebook status updates are THE stupidest places there is to brag about being in the military if you’re not in the military. I mean, you’re putting it out there for people who KNOW YOU to see; they’d see right through a bunch of compulsive lies. Could he be in ROTC somewhere and just inflating his role? If so, someone should figure out what school he goes to and forward them some screen shots. I don’t have much faith in the leadership ability of someone who posts status updates reading “I SHOT A HATER IN THE HEAD WITH A .357 AND I SERIOUSLY DOUBT HE FUCKING GOING TO HEAVEN HE WAS A HATER HE SPENT ALL HIS DAYS PLAIN DISGUSTING HIS HAD WAS FULL OF THAT HATE WHEN IT BUSTED!!! NOBODY MISSES A HATER THEY OUGHTA WRITE ME A CHECK CAUSE I BLEW A FUCKING HATERS HEAD RIGHT OFF HIS NECK!!!!”

Even though I’m sure it’s just Inane Clown Pussy lyrics or something…

Like I said, I don’t know a lot about how the army operates. Maybe he’s in a conditional commission program or something? Either way, he definitely never did any of things he claimed to have done in Iraq.

Scott

Oh, and on the off chance Kyle is actually in the military and sees this:

Jesus Christ dude, how about some fucking OpSec?? You’ve got names, dates, places and times posted all over your fucking facebook page for the world to see. Not the smartest peanut in the turd, eh?

Jacobite

Scott,
College not a requirement until you climb to CPT. OBC will get you your bar.

Mr.Apple

Listen, yall are talking about my brother and i really dont like whats bein said! Understand this, i dont fuck around! Keep it up and i promise i will have this site shut down!!! Have a great day and watch your rears! Hooah!

Mr.Apple

Now imma go ride this damn go cart and see if i cant give myself a worse case of road burn than i already have!

NHSparky

Oh, my…who put out the “Welcome Ri-Tards” mat out?

Anonymous

That’s the Shermanator from American Pie.

ROS

The better half- you know, the 40-something 1st Batt Ranger-type, one each- will be in the Atterbury area manana if you wanna give me an address.J

ust sayin’ is all.

ROS

Just, too.

ROS

And do they really get to play PS3 at AT?

Old Tanker

Apple,

Watch my rear? Why? You have your head planted squarely in it, let me know whats up eh?

Daniel

Sweet threats,that will DEFINETELY stop this blog.

I see both apples didn’t fall far from the idiot tree.

BooRadley

notice how he’s making the angelina jolie face? what’s that about

Southern Class

Mr. Apple I left my side of this on your Facebook page, so I needn’t rewrite it here, but did leave you with this,
Just Suck Snot.
“Big Things come in Small Packages.” That is just what that big ole lifer in the joint said when he pulled out of his bitchboy.
Your brother? Explain this to us here: Why does his facebook page have all the references to military action? Why does he claim to be a RANGER, a sniper, an MP, and a 1st Lt.? Sure smells like a phony soldier to me.
HOOAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And ROS- You go, Lady. Don’t let that One Each Ranger type slap him too hard.

Old Tanker

Daniel

I’m sure Jonn has turned into a big blob of jello worrying about that too! 🙂

Boo

Must be what happens when you get a little Brad in ya!

Southern Class

ROTFLMAO
This dirtbag has a brother Josh, (Y’all know him as “Mr Apple”, maybe he is married to his computer.), who claims to be 5’6″ 130#. I hadn’t read the full message he left on my facebook page until just now.
ROTFLMAO
His message to me:
Listen here bud, Get this bullshit off here cause your talking about my brother! Not very nice now is it??? How would you like it if i exposed something really F***** Up about you? You wouldnt huh? Have a super life prick! I know he deserves hell, but ur jeopardizing my last name! Take a hike!
My Reply to him:

Well Josh boy, how about if I don’t have anything really *******up about myself? There is nothing I do that I won’t answer for. There is nothing in my life worth lying about. So, you know “he deserves hell”. We at “This Ain’t Hell” know the same about Kyle Barwin too. We’ve given him the chance to show us that he is not the dirtbag that he seems to be. Also, do you really think that the writers and commenters at “This Ain’t Hell” take your puny words as a threat? Not likely. Most of us there have faced a lot more than your 5’6″ 130 pounds can bring us. We’ll quit when we feel like it, we’ll back off when it is time. Until then tell the little poser that you and I agree that he deserves hell. In fact I will remind him that you agree with us on that one.
So, suck snot.

The Mom

Kyle Barwan Is my son and he is a very bis con artist…..Family and friend already know this! He is not in any military and was medically discharged from the National Guard due to lying and impersonating a soldier, which unfortunately he is still doing….Kyle has caused great damage in our family….He even stole the medals my father was awarded from Vietnam and had put them on his fake uniforms.So to see him published on this site where complete strangers and people we I know can see is very degrading and an embarrassment! So unless you know of a way to get him arrested and put in prison for the awfull things he had done and is still doing, please do so or quit making matters worse!

SPORKMASTER:Onedoes not get medically discharged for pretending to be a Military Officer. They are chaptered out. Also he was on the POW.network site which I have no control of before I reposted it here.

Scott

Maybe you should direct your pleas to your loser of a son. I’m not really concerned about what public embarrassment he might suffer for trying to pretend he has received honors that men have died for, men whose boots he isn’t fit to lick. So, feel free to implore him to cease his shenanigans, but don’t expect any sympathy around here; many of us personally know and have fought along side the people whose memories and honor Kyle feels free to demean because he has nothing better to do than play dress-up.

The Mom

This isn’t about his self esteem, this is about my family and my other 2 kids….but I also have no problem reporting you also…..you said you peace…so leave it alone……you apparently have nothing better to do!!!!

The Mom

OH buy the way….I live in a military town….and have had friends that have fought and family….so no one knows better than me…..like I said, you are very good at degrading losers…like my son….so you must be hiding something also!

The Mom

Like I said earlier…..put him away….I have tried and failed….it gets old hearing everyone say can’t someone do somethin? He will never stop, even though he knows everyone knows he’s a liar! Turn him in if you know how….take him off the streets!

Old Tanker

The Mom,

If you are in fact his Mom, I’m sorry you have to see what your son has brought upon himself and his family. The Stolen Valor Act was deemed unconstitutional recently so our only weapon is to call out, harass, and make known widely any and all poseurs. We will take any opportunity to impune his character for what he is doing. He will get no quarter here so I suggest, if it bothers you, not to come back…it will get worse.

Jacobite

#39
Ma’am, since you are far closer to the problem than we are, why don’t you turn the boy in yourself? While turning people like your son in is exactly what this group does on a regular basis, I gotta wonder why you are asking anyone here to? A person of his description is also on Myspace and lists his current location as Oak Forest, Illinois. If Illinois is indeed where you all are located, you can pick up the phone and dial (312) 421-6700, the Chicago FBI office, and file a direct complaint against him. In addition, you can file a police report for the stolen medals you mention, or yank him into court and sue him for the return of those medals.
Try being proactive in the protection of your family’s honor instead of whining about what others are saying or doing. Good luck.

The Mom

I have…does no good…it’s useless!

kyle

You want an apology you call me then this is not my number so don’t save it also you can’t get your hands on my DD21s that’s personal also I did receive a medical discharge maybe there are things that the Army doesn’t want you people to see so call me then whoever started this bullshit 219 671 7805 stop hiding behind your fucking computers and phones and confront me like men idk who starting this shit and this so called mother on here is not my mother so this is bullshit and identity theft so big guy call me

kyle

By the way I haven’t been on facebook in so long cause people keep hacking my stuff all the time sure I made some mistakes and I see that what I got in trouble for has also followed me there are people who still huant me for it till this day I have no reason to sit here and bullshit with people okay I’m sorry for what I have done I won’t allow it to happen again I’ve done a lot of apologys in the last few months but I promise you guys this isn’t me writing this stuff on my facebook I can’t even login into it for some reason my password has been changed I have proof of this you don’t believe me ill give my info and you can try I have a new one which I have been using the last few months I really do apologize for all of this everyone please understand this I’m closing all my facebook accounts soon I have to one which has been locked and set private for good reasons you want my contact info this is my email kbarwan57@yahoo.com I learned my lesson when I screwed up this first time I’m not trying to make it worse by the way my mothers last name is Mrs.Siroky not Barwan I can post my dd form 214 on here for everyone to see why I was dischsarged I’m eligable for re enlistment upon the terms of seeing a shrink and some other stuff I have all that proof so if you want me to show you spokesperson I’m more then willing I just want people to stop hacking into my stuff I don’t live in oak forest illinois by the way I’m currently out of state my mother lives in Cadiz Kentucky if anyone here needs any more information just contact me at my email. By the way I impersonated to get into a bar and got caught I was being stupid I’ve learned from that I never stole any medals from my grandfather he earned those not me I have… Read more »

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