RSSTuesdays with Claymore

Tuesdays with Claymore

| July 12, 2016 | 7 Comments
Tuesdays with Claymore

How about she’s a lying POS? Tell me again how virtuous Bernie is Veep veep Red State Loser Han shot first Ban one flag and burn the other Even DU thinks Jeb! is a pussy Dipstick gets shot for being a dipstick….racism Apparently the NRA killed those Dallas cops Lion lives matter Down with Chief […]

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Tuesdays with Claymore

| June 28, 2016 | 5 Comments
Tuesdays with Claymore

Shooting blind Murdering your progeny with a smirk Vote Hillary, because you know…Ireland Sitting on your ass has consequences Bernie the sexist trying to boss Hillary around King of the Twits Aliens Blah blah blah Funds from foreign “investors” Texit Putting the UK in F**K Maybe he’ll do a sit in and pout Peaceful protests […]

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Tuesdays with Claymore

| June 21, 2016 | 7 Comments
Tuesdays with Claymore

As if she had nothing to do with it? That time when they all tried to talk about guns Redacted: A Love Story A plague on both your houses Soopah Deleguts Hey, it’s only someone else’s money Just so you know, they think you’re the enemy Gonna fly now Thanks Mr. Pussyboy Salivating… Something something […]

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Tuesdays with Claymore

| June 14, 2016 | 4 Comments
Tuesdays with Claymore

Specifically kiss my ass Guns guns guns guns guns Repressed homosexual? Clearly it’s the patriarchy Well this dude should be gone soon… Guess they didn’t find the delete key Profiling The enemy of my enemy needs an enema Jesus’ fault …like the weather. Another DUer not long for the trashbin Chicks. Pffft. Amirite? Fire up […]

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Tuesdays with Claymore

| June 7, 2016 | 8 Comments
Tuesdays with Claymore

Bullshit Crossing the streams Hillaracist Trump? Bush’s Fault®. Wait, Dave Matthews is still alive? Shrinking the herd The DNC, brought to you by Darth Comcast Hillary the Suppressor If only someone knew what excessive drinking could lead to “Just an interview. A security review.” Chicken pox Wrong number I can’t wait to see what they […]

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Tuesdays with Claymore

| May 31, 2016 | 13 Comments
Tuesdays with Claymore

Kristol Kritter Wheels vs. Deals When you’re a Muslim apologist and a feminist… Shoot me an email This Memorial Day brought to you by the military think tank at DU Oink 4-year old kid > dumb gorilla “Mass shooting” More dangerous than Baghdad Turning Japanese Memorial Day was stolen from the black man. Wut? Hardest […]

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Tuesdays with Claymore

| May 24, 2016 | 4 Comments
Tuesdays with Claymore

Mountains out of Kale hills What a ting-a-ling DUmbpocalypse Now …that, or maybe she sucks. Chlorine for the gene pool? Bernie is such a Fox! If Alex Jones was a leftist whackjob…instead of just a whackjob. Debbie Whatsherface-Shitz has a Berning itch A real Clinton supporter would just swallow. Meme’s the word Colin who? Maybe […]

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Tuesdays with Claymore

| May 17, 2016 | 8 Comments
Tuesdays with Claymore

I’ll take “Dumbasses on MSNBC” for $100, Alex. Rockin’ that Civil War Pffft. Gay. Carpetbaggin’ Bernie Hey, here’s an idea, let’s make them wear little buttons and herd them into boxcars. Shorter version – you’re all heartless…no pun intended. Burn the Constitution, for the children. Someone isn’t paying attention, but then again, leftists don’t like […]

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