Keith “Big Dawg” Keeton; won the Gulf War by himself

Our buddy, Scotty, hunted down this clown, Keith Keeton, who apparently won the Gulf War all by himself. The story he tells is that, as a staff sergeant, he was receiving the surrender of an Iraqi general when he was shot by his Saudi translator’s pistol (the first victim of a green-on-blue attack), earning a Purple Heart, and as an engineer, he killed an Iraqi T-72 tank, despite the fact that Engineers don’t have an anti-armor capability once they leave the cover of the infantry unit to which they’re attached.
Anyway, here’s what the NPRC says about the Purple Heart;

There’s also no mention of that Bronze Star, either.
You’ll notice in the picture that he’s wearing jump wings and a Purple Heart on his little motorcycle jacket. Well, there’s no jump school listed in his training;

And his participation in the Gulf War lasted 11 days a couple of weeks after the war ended;

Scotty has more on the clown.
Category: Phony soldiers
I don’t think those are his real teeth.
@95 and @107 –
Still – waiting.
Checks in the mail Bobble..checks in the mail
For your edutainment, more pics of Keith “Big Dawg” Riley Keeton, wearing his jump wings and PH award on his MC vest –
http://usmvmc10.org/v-web/gallery/2009_Boomhauer_Patching?page=1
Gotta love the cane (7th picture). He seems to be able to support quite a bit of weight without much grief here –
http://a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/104/da13b5f2cbbf6fa2d251b5cf23f6b7d8/l.jpg
More like “Big Bag of Ass” Keeton.
That dude is fat!
Also, it looks like he has another badge on the jacket, but difficult to make out.
@95 and @107 –
Yo, “Lead Butt” and Keith “Big Dawg” Riley Keeton, still waitin’ on ya.
Yo, “Big Turd”, I mean “Big Dawg”,
The CAPT has more guts than your fat, poser, fake biker, queef ass….
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=36411&cpage=1#comment-870391
@95 and @107 –
Looks as if we’re almost up on the two month mark here, so:
How did it get so late so soon?
It’s night before it’s afternoon.
December is here before it’s June.
My goodness how the time has flewn.
How did it get so late so soon?
~Dr. Seuss
Still waiting.
Course, if (and I say ‘if’, since I’m still willing to give you the benefit of the doubt) there is no documentation to support your claims (BSM, PH, …), you could easily contact the staff at TAH, apologize for any and all publicly made false claims and/or misrepresentations on your part, the TAH staff would fill in the readership on the details, and this whole issue would dry up and blow away. Well, maybe not all. But a lot of it, anyway.
Think about how nice it would be not to have your name show up in the “Recent Comments” section of the TAH front page every single day of the week. Sweet, right?
Bobble……
You’re turning blue….don’t hold your breath….and….*crickets*
@95 and @107 –
Still waiting.
@166, @171, @206 and @212 – Yeah, I’m thinking it’s time to give up the ghost on this one, now at the two month mark. I can only urge Keith “Big Dawg” Riley Keeton to do the right thing, but if he’s intent on living with this hanging over his head, instead of simply coming clean and apologizing, then so be it.
Note that I never typed out the names of the three business that he’s listed as running. He may have employees for all I know, and if so, it isn’t their fault that their boss is a schmuck.
I think the 1st and 8th posts of this thread pretty much sum it up.
I wonder if the “Big Turd” is having a parade to honor himself for disarming those Iraqi Generals..?
No one has answered my question: are those his real teeth?
@215.
He probably removes them when he goes to work at night.
GT, you are too much!
@216 GT,
MAMA SAN?!?!?!?! IS THAT YOU?!?!?!?
The “Big Douche” does nothing when you rattle his cage….
Yo, Keith “Big Dawg” Riley Keeton, not even a peep (or bark), hey?
But ya know, records to be updated, the truth will out, and all that BS. Still waiting.
I think I hear whimpering, but it could just be my imagination.
I have a funny feeling the “Big Dawg” went from cool to tool, from Alpha male to little Biaathch….
“Big Dawg” rocks the house! Not.
And the “Big Dawg” does nothing when you piss on his cage….
Have those docs promised by @95 and @107 showed up yet?
Big
Shithead
Loser
A typical poser.
Talks shit and just oozes off.
“Big Pussy” Keeton.
Hey Keith “Big Dawg” Riley Keeton –
This guy (with only four weeks of OCS under his belt) stepped up to the plate to clear his name:
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=36649#comments
Why won’t you (with your fourteen years and twenty two days of service)?
No wonder you got booted.
Oh yeah, right, we’re still waiting. For the “truth” about your military service. Different from what the NPRC has on record. Derived from documentation you’ve sent to the ABCMR (comment #185). Copies of which you’ve decided you won’t share with TAH to clear it all up. For whatever reason.
Right.
Yeah, it’s looking more and more each day like “Big Dawg” here has turned into “Lil’ Pup”.
And the “Big Dawg” makes sure the lock is secure when you rattle his cage….
And the “Big Turd” attempts to ooze out when you rattle “its” (transgender) cage…..
I wonder if he is adjusting Phil’s ride?
Hey, Keith “Big Dawg” Riley Keeton,
How’s those records comin’ along? Any news? The suspense is just killin’ me.
Just e-mail the stuff, already, dammit:
And the “Big Dawg” plays dumb when you rattle his cage…
Big Dawg is no longer apart of the MC because he couldn’t show proof of said awards. If he had them this wouldn’t be an issue. Don’t know why your kicking a dead horse here. He doesn’t have it…case closed.
@231.
Maybe Phil is next?
@231–but as GT said, why is it “Keef” is no longer a member but Phil Monkress is, despite his false claims of being a SEAL?
Hmmmmm?
@ #231: So, when did he admit publicly that he was a liar and a valor thief?? Without that and an apology for his lies, the case is not closed.
And no horses were injured in the response to this lying POS.
What a fucking weak ass Motorcycle Club.
They seem to be cool with posers.
When it rains, it pours.
recon93 @ 231,
I’m not sure that you get it. It isn’t about whether or not he’s still a member of your MC club. It’s about Keith “Big Dawg” Riley Keeton’s choice of 1) Proving his publicly made claims of military service/experience by providing the requisite documentation, 2) Fessing up to the staff at TAH regarding his ass-hattery or 3) Living with the lies.
Really interested in seeing this all made right (or as close to right as possible) so that your MC club’s name isn’t being dragged through the mud?
Step 1 – Talk to Keith about Option 2 (above). Seems you have the ability to do so. He’s been around these here parts too. See comment 191. This horse ain’t dead, it’s lame.
Step 2 – Have your MC club’s hierarchy give Phildo the boot.
Easy, right?
Green thumb…you call it a weak ass motorcycle club? So, one or two bad apples spoil a batch is your perspective then? I guess when those that do the same in our military, law enforcement or other agencies you considered them all weak ass too? That’s a poor perception you have.
As far as Big Dawg is concerned…the club part is done and even if no apology was given they all know now thanks to those that brought it out. Those wanting to obtain more, I’m sure someone can get a hold of him considering they got all this other information.
Monk have far more worries then the MC world right now.
recon93: Every organization gets its share of bad apples. Their misconduct reflects on them – not the organization.
On the other hand: how an organization polices itself does reflect on the organization. There, you’re sending mixed signals.
Your organization made a good start in terminating “Big Dog”. But doing that while giving others a pass for doing the same doesn’t look good.
Your club; your call. But others also see what’s going on.
Okay, why is the club only being recognized? They brought all this information to light and though he rode a bike in a club, why not go after his job or business? Why hasn’t that company been affected and pushed the issue for a termination? As Monk, his business is now from hearsay is under investigation. So, I’m sure his days are coming to an end soon enough.
@239.
You used the term “Monk”.
You used the term “hearsay”.
Those speak volumes.
I stand by my prior statements.
Weak.
@239.
But my best guess is that Phildo is paying the bills and buying the drinks.
A “good time Charlie” if you will.
Everyone is cool as long as the good times are being footed….at someone else’s expense.
Weak.
@ 141
Why don’t you put your number on here keyboard commando and let’s have a nice chat!! All I’ve ever seen on this page and others that you just put your childish remarks about people. So you wanna call people weak, I’ll be glad to but your comment to bed!!
@ Mr. Green thumb not 141
I’ll be waiting
Looks like I called this one right.
Supporting Phil, huh?
I’m pretty sure you can find me. Its not hard.
Chickenshit.
I’m the chickenshit and you got called out??? No number but wanna be chased like a school girl I see. You sir are the weak ass!! As I called it a keyboard commando pussy!!
P.S. Fuck Phil
Get lost, clown.
“Keyboard Commando”. Nice.
You did not call anyone out.
Post your number, tough guy.
Or just ask Monk.
Hahaha…Thank you for letting us all know what a huge pussy you are!! Fuckin POG!!
@ 240 and 246
Who’s using the term “Monk” now you fucktard!!!
Nice try, douche.
And this is coming from a biker that is cool with posers when they are buying the drinks?
Who is the “POG” now?
Since you want a piece of me, there recon, give me a shout.
I think you know how.
GT……..sockpuppet is a (wait for it)
(“turd”)
🙂
Hahaha…yeah I know how to get a hold of you. I ask you and you say find me? Who the fuck is chickenshit? In any case dumbass, he his national but you already knew that right? So, you must know all about an MC and how it works? Please indulge me on how they do since your pussy ass wants to hide behind a computer. Your ass probably didn’t even serve this country, maybe even a draft dodger and voted for Obama…
@251.
Great recon, there recon.
Not only are you a chickenshit, your a dipshit to boot.
And you appear to be a poser supporter.
Guess its all cool when someone is buying the drinks.
Your some kind of special aren’t you green dumb? It’s almost funny to read your response! In fact you don’t know shit and all you do again is toss your dumbass nonsense remarks all over these blogs. I’m sorry the military didn’t except you and you spend your worthless life commenting all day on blogs.