Third Time the Charm for “Young Malachi”? Maybe.
Jonn’s written before about Malachi Love-Robinson, the youngster in Palm Beach, FL, who seems to like playing doctor – while committing fraud. In fact, Jonn’s written about him twice.
Well, young Malachi is back in the news. Wanna guess what for?
Nah, you don’t have to guess. Same old, same old: he’s back in jail on charges of writing a worthless check and grand theft.
Methinks the young man is looking at a long stay behind bars. At least, that’s what he’ll get if the court that tries him has any common sense whatsoever.
Category: "Teh Stoopid", Crime
Phildo’s personal physician.
Makes “house calls” to a certain non-lawer / non-CPO to “assist” him with suck starting his catheter.
Hope he’s looking forward to the “all he can eat buffet” at the state poundhimintheass pen, courtesy of BTJT Catering
(BTJT = Bubba, Thor, Julio and Mr. “Tiny”)
He is as much an MD as someone else from the area is a CPO.
Which he ain’t.
I hope they BOTH find themselves being a ward of the state for a long time.
Taking “playing Doctor” to a new level…
Who fell for this line? Oh, wait… folks who vote for Shillary?
Cocksucker.
Maybe he can examine illary to see what is wrong with her, besides being a liberal.
I’m not sure that even IDC SARCs nerves are that steady!
He does get points for originality. “How do I go to jail? Hmmmm, how about something new!”
If Daniel Bernath hade a son.
WAR STORY ALERT!!! What’s wrong with playing doctor? There I was at club school at Ft. Lee and the LTC had me go with a 2nd Lt to the clinic because they were giving her the run around. I got her squared away and went in search of coffee. We were in the cooking part of the course so I was in cooks whites with my wobbly one bar on the collar, same as the clinic PA’s. We were in the OBGYN Clinic and I found the coffee pot. There were two nurses in the break room and says to the other, looks like we have a PA to help today and offers me a donut. I said sorry ladies, I’m a club warrant not a PA. The older one said, “don’t worry, they won’t care if your hands are warm”.
Dumb grunt here, wtf is a club warrant?
As I recall, at one time the Army had a WO MOS that was essentially club management (Officer/NCO Clubs) – though it might have been an ASI vice a MOS. Believe it has now been either discontinued or merged with another WO MOS.
Maybe it fell in with the food services warrant?
This guy is going to keep playing doctor until he kills someone and then the finger pointing starts. This is him just taking a break on doctoring until he can get a lab coat and name tag. The guy has serious issues.
In the future he’ll be a fake special forces soldier. He’s just started his life of crime.
He identifies as a doctor?
12 felony counts will most likely end poorly for this young man. Too bad he didn’t invest the time he spent trying to steal into actually getting an education. There’s an excellent chance had he done that he’d be making decent money doing something legal.
Shortcuts in life often aren’t. It’s usually best to take the longer road and work hard, it really does pay off if planned well.