Army SEAL LTC Sam Waters
These things just write themselves sometimes, not a smidgen of research, just some cut and paste;
The narration for this last picture reads;
You can look me in the face and see how angry I am. I’m in three story house enjoying my Christmas meal with my supermodel wife and start student kids and my sat phone rings. General Cornwallace is on the phone telling me that I need to deploy and save some sorry as marines that got caught in a Taliban ambush. I told the general that marines are the weakest branch and there expendable anyway but I made my way to the Tarmac to hitch a ride so I could save the sorry bastards, but not before I could snap a picture on my way out the door. Merry Christmas everyone. think about those of us like me who can’t spend the holidays with there family!
You know, because he can be flown from the arms of his supermodel wife to a Taliban ambush in time to rescue those “sorry as marines” who ruined his Christmas.
I’m thinking that he’s not a lieutenant colonel, his name is not Sam Waters and I’m not going to spend a minute on researching El Spazoid here. Just point and laugh. Here is his Instagram account.
Thanks to Mike for the link.
Category: Phony soldiers
Guys, before you assume this guy’s just being funny . . . stop and remember MSgt Soup Sandwich. And the Psychic Seal, AKA Bill Brockbrader. Or the Round Ranger. Or the mystery Round Marine, AKA Fatty McQuarter-million Pounder. Or Sharkey the Impaler. Or . . . . hell, that’s enough. I don’t have all day.
Some of these fools are actually stupid enough to think they’ll be believed. And hell – sometimes they’re right.
Dunno for sure about this guy, but I wouldn’t put it past him to be making a bona fide effort to be taken seriously – even if the attempt is so p!ss-poorly done it’s laughable.
I think we may need to take a step back and think about our actions. Clearly his tin foil cap has not fully cured yet. I am sure when it does, he will be able to fully receive signals from the home planet and change his ways.
CBSenior: aren’t ye a wee bit auld to be ‘a believin’ in Leprechauns, laddie? (smile)
Hondo, you maybe able to fool those good Non-Irish folks that our Leprechauns do not exist. I can tell you that this Irishman has seen them with his own bloodshot eyes. I once saw three of them, so a grabbed for the guy in the middle and missed, no Pot O’ Gold that night, but a Boston Hat Trick may have been had.
CBSenior,
I know what you are talking about. I am first generation of Dublin parents.
My father’s brother was (as family legend has it) born a fully qualified and practicing Leprechaun.
One thing is for sure “Dirty Murty” was one of the funniest men ever to walk God’s earth!
Gotta love you Irish guys!
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1297084/thumbs/o-LUCKY-CHARMS-facebook.jpg
For all you snowbound people.
John @89 – I don’t believe this is Frank Ford. Who ever this is has taken pictures from a couple different known posers and stolen valor websites. It’s either satire at its finest or someone who’s been busted before being an ass.
I’ve searched all his pictures and they all come from lesser known stolen valor sites. On “InstaGrin” he’s a known joker along with “TransexualSeal” and”Frogmanseal” I think it’s a running joke on who can”out fake” the others. With his exposure here, I’d say he won. Seriously those other 2 are strange and their pictures will give you the shakes at bedtime.
Sparks, that video hit the nail on the head about how people react here in Southern Indiana.
Sparks – I sent that video to my daughter who’s in college in the Florida panhandle. They closed the school because of snow, not inches of snow just flakes. They are losing their minds up there over it. We don’t normally have even cold much less snow here, it’s so funny to read how everyone is reacting to the cold up there.
http://www.reddit.com/r/Military/comments/1w8s28/so_i_guess_putin_is_our_supreme_leader_now/
http://www.reddit.com/user/13FiSTer
Yo, Sammy Boy…or whatever your name is…
I think you’re completely full of crap.
In fact, I would rather deal with cat crap than you being full of crap.
Get a life…no supermodel wife would want to be within 200 miles of your sorry.
Go back to your fapping over Miley Cyrus.
Seriously,
What that a Facebook page? Do these people think no one will check?
Sigh, I am getting too old for this.
Anything new on the investigation of this asshat?
Back in the day these guys would have been confined to an institution.
I’m not a vet, but I am the son of a WWII Airborne combat vet (Europe) and nephew of WWII Pacific vets.
As a kid, I accompanied my old man – paralyzed – to cemeteries on Memorial Day and Veteran’s Day services for his buddies, with hie VFW group. I pushed him in his wheelchair, because he refused to let his disability keep him from taking part in these services. I saw him cry when the bugler played “Taps”… and for a kid to see his 55-foot tall Hero cry, well, there are no words that I can express here.
People that present themselves as combat veterans are despicable, and should be treated as such.
Just wanted to say thanks for this website, and this “Army SEAL” (Army???) guy (and others like him that act this despicably) deserves all the scorn he gets.
God bless you all, and thanks for everything you’ve done and sacrificed for the Country.
“Greater Love Hath No Man…”
Correction:
Meant to say
“People that FALSELY present themselves as combat veterans are despicable, and should be treated as such.”
Thanks again.