Ginsburg Regional Upsets Abound!
Dude, bloodbath.
*(16) Fatty McQuartermillion Pounder def. Williamson 64/36
*(9) Martel def. Schroeder 56/44
*(12) Dickmunch Johns def. Cruze 59/41
(4) Groves def. Dutt 56/44
(3) Tillson def. Culp 68/32
*(11) Blumenthal def. Aden, 58/42
(7) Holland def. Webb 53.5/46.5
*(15) Oliver def. Garcia 54/46
* Upsets: Fattys, Giants, Ninja’s, Senators and Hipsters Dance!
Bracket, Click to embiggenate:
Category: Politics
I missed Tillson and Bluementhal—really thought Aden was going to win—guess it’s good he dropped out of the Ark. race!
WTFBBQ?!!?!
I was 100% on this bracket so my bracket is not completely lost.
Damn! I wish we had done a fill in your own bracket contest on here…I’m having difficulty tracking my wins as it is.
Any chance we can get the links to their stories so we know which was which. I can’t recall from the nicknames alone.
Wow.
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?page_id=30655
That is the master list, or you can click the graphic that is up to the right with Ballduster’s picture and it should take you to most recent.
I just found it… bad things happen when I don’t stop for an energy drink after my awakening from a benadryl coma.
Was the Fat Marine ever IDed?
Aden lost???
I expected the fatass to win, frankly. You just don’t get that morbidly obese and skate!
Oh, and the Cock Inhaler will SO kick the fatass’ rotund rump!
Gunny Driveway FTW!
Man, this round blew me out of the water. Getting half right sucks. Not Jonathan Sharkey type sucking (or inhaling) but…
Williamson lost???? I’m calling shenanigans!
Damn, just damn.
I’m shocked Cruz didn’t make the next round. Not only did he have the balls (and stupidity) to walk into a Ranger convention dressed like that, but he actually got busted for SV fraud in Virginia and got jail time!
Aden losing also surprise me. Blumenthal’s statements were at least arguably either true (though possibly misleading) or in one case the result of misstatement (which was later acknowledged and corrected). Aden was simply lying through his teeth and as far as I know to date has yet to own up to that fact.
Tillson has an easy path go the Fabulous Four. Outstanding!!
My prediction for the final four:
The Cock Inhaler
Poe
Wittenwhateverthespellingisofhislastname
Tillson
Thoughts?
That’s a pretty good 4 pick Nicki…I was thinking Oliver over Tillson…but you might be onto something…
I’m surprised Aden lost as well, clearly I’m no fan of Blumenthal but as Hondo states and a few others as well his douchebaggery is small potatoes next to these others….
I was also disappointed that Clumpner beat Burrell…water under the bridge now…
Hmmmmm. Oliver. I dunno. His asshattery runs as deep as his ennui. BUT… Tillson’s uniform alone is worth an advantage! Fucker is as jacked up as a football bat!
The only #1 and #2 seeds to be dethroned….
I am campaigning heavy for bloomie, because of his stature. And attitude when busted don’t let fresh wounds overcome old wounds.
Sharkey and Gettfucked are in the same bracket, though I do see them giving one another a run for each other’s penny. I’m actually hoping to see the Sniper do a nice little vampire play for Sharkey and Gettfucked using the photo Gettfucked made of Jonn (hint hint).
I also see Dildo taking out Poe. I’ve got a final between Dildo and Gettfucked just because, well, there just couldn’t be a better pairing than those 2 names.
I’d have to give the nood to Sharkey….he came on here threatening and spuing satan….might just take the whole….enchilada
@19 true, and he married in that uniform, so on the day he promises to honor above all others he lies to his woman….that probably won’t end well…
I just like the soulful dipsh1t Oliver, who now has his poor woman or someone pretending to be his woman defending him in a poorly written diatribe that is exhausting to read while being highly entertaining at the same time…
This is some pretty good stuff all around….
Nah, Gettfucked will take him. He’s now bff’s with Yawn and continues to spew absolute unintelligible horseshit. I think that’ll give him the edge – but it’ll be close.
@9 Fatty McQaurtermillion Pounder is the fat marine.
@24 – But the chick had big hooters, so he has THAT going for him! LMAO!!!!
ROS – My only hiccough with Gettfucked is that he’s certifiably batshit crazy. Somewhere during his life, he lost the plastic thingy that holds the six-pack together. I think real crazy ceases to be amusing after a while, and just becomes disturbing. But maybe I’m wrong…. It’s been known to happen.
I can see DiLiberto getting past Poe in a squeaker. With Poe, we have our equivalent of an over-exposed fraud. But Poe is basically done. DiLiberto continues to hold himself out as an “expert” and “educator” on AF policy based completely on a lie. He’s nearly as bad as Matthis, but maybe without the rape and meth.
#11, Vlad probably will beat Gugle, but he shouldn’t.
With Gugle, you’ve got a man for whom stolen valor is the beginning, middle, and end of his total douchebaggery. From writing a complete fictional military bio, to forging military records, to desecrating a ceremony at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, not only with his fake rank and ribbons, but his fat ass. (All this after having been born with enough sanity to complete a full-length USMC career – a disadvantage Vlad never had to overcome.)
With Cock Inhaler, ’tis true, he sucketh with a great suction — but the stolen valor is a mere symptom of his larger problems, and relatively low-impact. I mean, Gugle could and did get his fantasies believed. Vlad’s fantasies about New Jersey sound like an IVAW douche’s daydreams about the Army…
Gugle is a full-blown stolen valor marching band. Vlad is a full-blowing symphony of wacky worthlessness, for whom the military claims are just the piccolos. Vote for Gugle and you’re voting for the whole case of syphilis; vote for Vlad and you’re chipping in for just a single chancre.
It’s like…it’s like…having a complete federal case for multiple counts of treason, abetting piracy, and counterfeiting, but prosecuting the guy in state court for passive goat sodomy instead.
And if that doesn’t convince you, I don’t know what will!
@27, I keep hoping Wittgenfeld loses as well. I think he honestly thinks he is innocent. I think he’s lied to himself so much over the years he doesn’t even realize it. I just feel bad for him now.
Nicki, he’s most assuredly crazy. There’s no doubt about that one.
I see him taking it because he’s such a shame to the uniform. He DID serve honorably. He DID earn his PH. He DID have a record of which to be proud. It wasn’t enough for him. Then there’s his telling the owner of a photograph that he took it – to HIS FACE.
Oh, dude’s whacked and without his streamlined carrying case for sure. I feel he’s the ultimate poseur for the aforementioned reasons combined the fact that he’s nuts. They’re all nuttier than a 2 Squirrels and a Cup video, but he just takes it a notch higher.
It’s going to be tough, though. Gettfucked, Sharkey, AND Barwan in the same bracket?? Sweet Jesus.
Go Gettfucked!!!
Wittgenfeld does indeed seem to be non compos mentis at times. But he also seems to be a dyed-in-the-wool, 100% ad oculos anus ignoramus. Not sure which is dominant.
@31 – “nuttier than a 2 Squirrels and a Cup video” – I have just completely inhaled a very large gulp of water, and am currently choking and snorting it from my nostrils! I think I might love you!
Gettfucked (I love that name – and I still can’t spell his other one) is just a sad, pathetic case of mental diarrhea. I have to agree with TSO. I just really want him to go away. I think he’s honestly sick and needs medical care. He sullies his honorable service with his batshittery, but I’m pretty sure that if he was actually, sane, he would be ashamed of himself.
Alberich, you make a compelling case, but I’m looking at the overall level of profound asshattery here. Gugle is overall repugnant. The Cock Inhaler is ratfucked in the head like no one! While Gugle benefits from his stolen valor in a very specific, narrow way. The Cock Inhaler’s theft is part of a larger, very hairy picture that includes kiddie touching, threatening to behead a US president, threatening to fight TSO with his imaginary friends and running for public office!
Gugle has very specific ass slurpery associated with him, the Cock Inhaler is all around (no pun intended) mo’, biggah, bettah scrotery FAIL.
@ #30″ With you on this one one for sure, for sure. I just can’t bring myself to vote for him at all because giving the little attention whore any attention at all is too much. He earned our respect in his youth and has spent the rest of his life destroying any esteem we would otherwise have had for him. He is recycling the painful myths about Viet Nam vets that others spent energy to correct.
It’s just sad and so unnecessary.
@27…big hooters indeed…too bad he lied to get a look at ’em….it’s always more fun for me to get them out with the truth…
Wittgenfeld seems like a sad old man to me whose marbles have slipped off the track….he spouts threats and idiocy but no one is afraid of the crazy b4stard…he could lose to Sharkey or Gugle…Sharkey is even crazier and a whole lot more entertaining…and Gugle is…well he’s a lard 4ss faker who should know better…cuz he’s not bat sh1t crazy…
I think that if he DOES lose, he’ll see that as proof that he isn’t lying. That’s how crazy I believe him to be.
@36 That’s occurred to me as well…I suppose that would make for some very interesting posts from the parachuting clown…
#33, I quite agree that, if you use a “whole man” concept, Sharkey is in a class by himself. But then, he’s already got a contest to himself –
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=27218
– in which, as is fitting, he’s the sole object of all the fun. In this one, well, I have to agree with President Johnson:
“You do not take a man who for years has been hobbled by sanity and having to meet standards, bring him to the starting line of a race with persons born brain-damaged, who have studied only asshattery, saying, ‘You are free to compete with all the others,’ and still justly believe you have been completely fair…”
Well, he said something like that, I’m sure.
@38 – thank you for bringing that up! I needed yet another chuckle today!
I think the Cock Inhaler has been dain bramaged by the gallons o’ cock he’s been guzzling, which frankly, makes it even funnier. Meanwhile, Gugle just needs to be high-fived. In the face. With a chair.
Do not forget about Sensei Albert John. His “ballsacksualness” and nut dominating ability and agility, I might add, may prove difficult to overcome for old man Groves.
When in doubt….vote fat, and vote big hooters. Can’t go wrong.
“Pity” the losers
(not winners — what is the opposite, when all are losers ??) —
Some WANT the pedestal, even if, OF DISHONOR !!
SEN BLUMEN-TELLER made it, and I’d like to see him and DW on the final Low-Life Pit Of Hell Scroll .
No. 38:
God damn, thank you for that revealing LB Johnson quotation — no wonder we had a tough time with the Rules Of Engagement !!
No. 21:
Thanks — and RIGHT ON !!
No. 29:
Your poetic persuasion pervades permanently .
Damn, the Kennedy bracket is going to be a tough one. There are some good match ups in the other brackets, but in Kennedy there’s DullAss, the Inhaler and Gugle. That’s really too close to call at this point, all those guys have very serious chops in the douchebaggery department. My predictions for the other three brackets for the Final 4 are Diliberto, Tillson and Gunny Driveway.
Good stuff! Thanks for the laughs!
#45 – Your alliteration alleviates my aloneness;
Let’s vote to vex the votaries of the verbose varmint Vlad –
And give gluttonous Gunny Gugle the “glory.”
Wow I missed this one. Haven’t done too bad in other brackets but this one I missed about half.
my take on The final four are Sharkey, Diliberto, Gunny Driveway, and Albert John (getting an MSM as an awards clerk is just tops), with Sharkey taking it all.
stunned Aden was blown out.