Albert Adams, “Soaring Paws” phony wounded pilot
They’re pretty upset with this guy down in Florida. The Tampa Bay Times has written a number of articles about him in the last several months. He operated a charity that flies rescued dogs to areas where they’ll be adopted called “Soaring Paws”. He also claims to link up veterans with their service dogs.
That doesn’t seem to be true according to state investigators;
The state asked Adams to explain some of the claims made on the Soaring Paws website.
It alludes to a network of nearly 300 pilots.
But where are they? They don’t show up in photos online.
Velez asked for names. Adams didn’t provide them. He said Soaring Paws doesn’t cover their flight expenses. They pay their own way. That makes them sound a lot like members of the national network Pilots N Paws, an entirely different program.
His website tells of a 13-member board of directors.
Velez wanted those names too.
Adams named himself, his wife and another Albert Adams, relationship unknown.
His board and corporate officers are an ever-evolving crew.
He amended state Division of Corporations records three times in March. He used post office box numbers that don’t exist when temporarily installing “James P. Morgan” of Orlando as his treasurer and “Peter Mitchell” of New York as his flight director, according to postal authorities.
At least 19 times on Facebook, he has claimed to have corporate sponsors. But he told Velez he has “no corporate sponsors, just private donors.”
On top of that, he has also made some claims about military service that are pretty wild. He claims that he was an Air Force Academy grad and that he flew in the Air Force until 2004 when he was wounded by bullet fragments in Kandahar. Then he decided to retire as a full-bird colonel;
Not according to his DD214. That document says that he spent a year and 11 months as an airborne warning systems operator from the time he was 18 years old and left the service as an E-3.
I also have several court documents that indicate that he spent the 90s in court on charges of fraud, credit card fraud, illegal possession of a concealed weapon and impersonating a law enforcement officer while on parole.
For example, in 1991, when he claims that he was a cadet at the Air Force Academy, he was also in Florida graduating from his involvement with the court system;
When he claims that he was in Kandahar dancing for the Taliban when they were shooting “bullet fragments” at his feet, he was also dancing for the local law enforcement community;
I really hate these guys that use dogs to tug at the public’s heart strings.
So what was Al doing in the ’90s?
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
Does he use ducked tap on the dogs feet?
Bernath has a new wing man.
about 3 or 4 very proficient veterans with baseball bats could not that con man smirk off his face and teach him crime doesn’t pay!!!
Maybe Jimmy Walls is his co-pilot…
Somehow I missed this comment earlier nbcguy. Classic!
His business plan sounds a lot like the one used by a proud woman owned software vendor in Bethesda MD. Any chance that Elaine Ricci is on the Board Of Directors?
Does he also like to eat a lot of cheese in one setting ???
Seriously, any post-9/11 military-related charity that pops up these days should be treated as a scam until proven otherwise…
Damn straight.
+1 to you.
“Dancing for the Taliban”; was he a pole dancer at a gay bath house? Can’t you just imagine him doing the Hokey Pokey for the late night ISIS crowd? The dog in the picture looks like he’s thinking,”I’m fixin’ to bitch slap this poser sooner or later. First I thought he had given me fleas, and now I found out he came home last night with a case of crabs!”
Think he was dressed as a goat.
It still beggars belief that, in this day of internet searches and where nothing is ever completely erased from the ‘net, that these crapweasely crapweasel jackwagons thing they can get away with this crap.
This is the scam artist that signed off on a private message to me Colonel Albert Adams USAF (Retired).
His brother makes beer, right?
How soon is this bozo going to be separated from the rest of the population? It’s people like this that put me in that corner of not discussing my brilliant career with anyone, unless I have to.
Hello, this is the actual person you all have been discussing in this group. I have never purported to be a Colonel or other military officer. The email post you have on here is fabricated. None of that is true nor did it come from me. Why would someone create that?…you’ll have to ask them. I am not an injured veteran nor have I claimed to be. I am well aware that military records are easy to get and check. What this entire nonsense stemmed from is an old lady who we were unable to do a rescue flight for because it was only one animal and we didn’t have the pilots available to make the trip, then an online freelance journalist” wanted a story that we just could not release the details for due to legal reasons. In the animal rescue world, if you don’t help everyone the way they want, then you are the “bad guy”. I run this charity and do not pay myself one penny. I fly with my wife because her brain injury affects her short term memory and I video all the flights so that she can watch them on those days that she doesn’t feel so great about not being able to work as a medical practioner any longer. She comes from a very wealthy family, so we don’t “want” for money. The state investigation is only with the department of agriculture and will soon be cleared up as our lawyer already has things straightened out with the investigator. It was a matter of book keeping and frankly not knowing that we also had to register with the state Dept of agriculture as we are already registered as a non profit with the State and granted 501c3 status with the IRS. We have since done so and are doing everything needed to make sure we are compliant. I served my term of enlistment as shown on my DD-214, I was a private pilot prior to entering the USAF. I served 2 years active 2 years reserve during the enlisted early out program after… Read more »
Psssssssssssssst Albert aka the actual person you all have been discussing in this group.”
There is no lawsuit filed in any of the courts, except the 90 day extension you have asked for regarding what appears to be a malpractice suit.
You see REAL Attorneys, with REAL JD behind their name would have no need to take depositions, if there is no court case. Perhaps you could share your attorney’s real name, and law firm information. Then the person that you call John, who is really Jonn could reach out attorney to attorney and clarify any questions or concerns. Or you could just add this up to another SOARING LIE.
If most of your time was “on operation Agate Path” that would account for your 16 days of OCONUS time as shown on your DD214. 16 days at Roosevelt Roads PR flying conterdrug sorties. Since Agate Path didn’t stand up until Jan 1990 and you were gone before DESERT SHIELD kicked off in Aug 1990 not a lot of time there. If you were truly in the Reserve it begs the question why you weren’t recalled for DESERT SHIELD/STORM. I know of at least one instructor/evaluator Mission Crew Commander who’s retirement was held until late into 1991 and he was DNIF at the time.
Hello, this is the actual person you all have been discussing in this group. I have never purported to be a Colonel or other military officer. The email post you have on here is fabricated. None of that is true nor did it come from me. Why would someone create that?…you’ll have to ask them. I am not an injured veteran nor have I claimed to be. I am well aware that military records are easy to get and check. What this entire nonsense stemmed from is an old lady who we were unable to do a rescue flight for because it was only one animal and we didn’t have the pilots available to make the trip, then an online freelance journalist” wanted a story that we just could not release the details for due to legal reasons. In the animal rescue world, if you don’t help everyone the way they want, then you are the “bad guy”. I run this charity and do not pay myself one penny. I fly with my wife because her brain injury affects her short term memory and I video all the flights so that she can watch them on those days that she doesn’t feel so great about not being able to work as a medical practioner any longer. She comes from a very wealthy family, so we don’t “want” for money. The state investigation is only with the department of agriculture and will soon be cleared up as our lawyer already has things straightened out with the investigator. It was a matter of book keeping and frankly not knowing that we also had to register with the state Dept of agriculture as we are already registered as a non profit with the State and granted 501c3 status with the IRS. We have since done so and are doing everything needed to make sure we are compliant. I served my term of enlistment as shown on my DD-214, I was a private pilot prior to entering the USAF. I served 2 years active 2 years reserve during the enlisted early out program after… Read more »
LOL again poser 101…They never learn
Having another attack AA? You posted this twice, and this is not even your writing style. Someone actually looked at the red underlined words. Poppa Tesla, II help you compose this?
I think it best we share with the Men and Woman of the Page who your Father in Law is, since he is famous, or infamous. TAH, please enjoy the music while reading about Poppa Tesla, II this is the famous Kernel Adams’ Father in Law, who obtained his PhD, on the internet from Sri Lanka http://www.dailydot.com/technology/indiegogo-flanagan-neurophone-crowdfunding/
Albert Adams, Please tell the group EXACTLY why you did not file with the Florida Dept of Agriculture per FL SS 496, back in 2014 when I sent you the email, that you acknowledged that you MUST register with the Dept of Ag in order to solicit funds.
Here is that email…when you started your first scam for the public to buy you an airplane
http://freepdfhosting.com/da75e51ba3.pdf
I tried to read through that drivel and gave up. My eyes crossed, and what had been crossed could not be uncrossed. Then I got a phone call and came back to reality.
Whoever this dude is, he needs to stow it now. The hole he’s dug is so deep, he may never crawl out of it.
2nd pix says “…donation will be matched by Chevy.” Our Chevy, the other fake Air Force pilot?
Okay, I’ll donate what’s left of the wedge of parmesano in the fridge. We’ll see just how far that goes.
There is a post on the soaring paws fb site from an hour ago noting that their web site is currently down temporarily as it needs to be updated.
Anyone want to give odds on how long before the fb site goes dark?
More than likely he is removing all the lies…oh excuse me, change that to “Fabrication and embellishments”. We are still looking for one. Just one wounded veteran he flew a service dog to, or a wounded vet he flew to get his service dog. So far out of the hundreds he has flown, there are no pics. And as anyone that does provide a REAL service dog to a REAL veteran, those hand offs are big news, not secrets. If anyone knows of a REAL LIVE BREATHING veteran that Albert helped, please let us know.
Me for one. By reading about his deeds, it angered me enough to make my morning bowel movement much easier and quicker. For some reason, it stunk worse today.
Jarhead:
Now that there was pretty damn funny.
Ya really got me a-gigglin’.
Semper Fi!
Semper-Poop?
I see what you did there.
Well played.
Real;t wished there was a “LIKE” button on that answer. Top Notch!
Really too Damn keyboard with coffee from laughing to much yesterday.
Cocksucker.
Dude loves himself some cockmeat sammiches and tubesteak… with sides of manmayo and nutbutter.
Another felonious candidate for employment with All-Points Logistics. Phildo would probably want to “screen” him in person in the “executive suite”…
ex-OS2…Yes he is but he likes ’em fresh out of the two hole.
Peter Mitchell? Seriously? That’s pretty lame when you start using names from “Top Gun”.
Peter Mitchell is a good friend of mine so back off and shut your lips when Im talking to you. We flew together in the USAF and he is a real hero unlike most of the losers on this site including you “David” if that is your name.
No, there’s two O’s in Goose, boys.
Seriously, sockpuppets aren’t even that funny anymore.
So are you still claiming that you were a pilot in the Air Force?
Oh no!!! It’s Gainey starting a new thread with his usual tough guy threats again. Hey Bozo, if we are losers, WTH are you doing reading this site? Please don’t tell us you home school your kids.
AAdams we are a very big crowd here between the lot of us I’ve probably spent more time taking a crap and pissing in a combat zone then this piece of shit spent in the Air Force. So you FUCK YOUR SELF
Thank you
Are you that dense not to know Peter Mitchell was a Navy man. Go get the DVD, and watch it again, so you can have happy night night dreams of fame….before the ones on here start Flaming you again
Is this “Peter Mitchell” the same as “Walt Chamberlain”?
There are a few Facebook pages that are covering the Fake Colonels escapades.
A public one, just started so the news articles can be shared, and a private one that has been following the Shady A$$ for quite some time.
Public = https://www.facebook.com/groups/581922845302551/requests/?notif_t=group_r2j¬if_id=1462540584356007
Private = https://www.facebook.com/groups/229171737418285/permalink/280010929001032/?comment_id=280071808994944¬if_t=group_comment¬if_id=1462537467225754
Yeah facebook pages are real reliable sources for information the first you posted has all kinds of spelling and grammer errors so how in the world could you trust that…try again “Pam”>
You’re TRYING to make yourself a Chew Toy, aren’t you o thin-skinned Smurf-lusting unicorn-hugging glittery gargoyle gonad-ogling Sparkle Pony? Keep yapping, I want to see if you’re capable of saying anything even remotely intelligible, AAdams! If the saying “What you don’t know can’t hurt you” was true, you’d be utterly invincible.
‘Spelling and grammer errors’????
Did you ever try PROOFREADING, drizzlewit? Huh?
Seems the word is getting around on this guy.
https://militaryphony.com/2016/05/06/albert-adams-soaring-paws-phony-wounded-pilot-this-aint-hell-but-you-can-see-it-from-here/
I’ve joined both of them turd brains came to the wrong neighborhood to play games
Albert….please feel free to reply here. Since this page is all about Truth and Stolen Valor perhaps you can explain that your DD214 has been altered to protect all the “Secret Missions” you participated in, and of course some great stories of when you were at the Air Force Academy. Weren’t you in the same class as Capt Ralph Emerson Styles? (retired)
First that is not my real DD214 so I don’t know where you got that from because it is not real. Second I went on lots of classified missions and yes they were secret or sometimes top secret everyone who flies for the USAF does it’s no “secret”. Third I don’t know who Ralph Emerson Styles is…is that maybe “John Lilyea’s”boyfriend?
So which is it? That’s not your DD214 or did we post your PII? You can’t have it both ways, genius.
This just got interesting. It’s going to be a long weekend for Albert Adams. If he needs legal counsel, Daniel Bernath isn’t too busy for the rest of his life.
You have a boyfriend, Jonn? I’m glad to know that you’re expanding your social circle. But… but…. oh, dear.
Sorry, PH2, it seems Jonn is double timing you. You should kick his butt.
I know, but that would be like kicking a puppy. I just can’t.
oh Albert, as a “Graduate of the Air Force Academy you should know no matter how secretive or covert their
activities, all REAL Training, duty, service shows on your DD-214 Report of Separation documents. It appears all your claims are taken straight from the movie screen and bear no resemblance to the reality of your military service.Just like your rescue stories bear no resemblance to what you really did. Are you ashamed of reality? How were those total 16 days spent off of US soil. Did you have to change your panties often ?
That is not true Joan there are things that don’t show up sometimes for instance some training and missions are top secret so they cant be released on a pilots record. You should know what your talking about before you accuse someone of being a liar when maybe you are not the most truthful person yourself “Joan”.
Another sockpuppet.
What training is classified?
Missions are classified, training is not- thanks for playing, but you lose.
Albert, I challenged you to meet me in a public place, to air any of your questions or concerns regarding any and all TRUTHFUL statements I have made.
So there you are, a SUPER DUPER HERO (according to the man off the street which this forum will hear about soon) vs a small woman like me armed only with the truth behind me. Your only response was in an email, and to pretend you blind copied your attorney and that you reported me to the IRS and the FAA. However, when contacted, neither agency had received any correspondence from regarding my big bad self from either you or your attorney. So, if you paid your attorney for that, you should get a refund, or at least admit to Sybil-ism. Or could it be another FAIRY TAIL?
Peter, aka Albert, aka Ashley, aka Charley Porter, et el…. Please tell this forum EXACTLY what you are accusing me of, or “MAYBE” accusing me of. Since you only seem to infer, I am sure you have facts to support such a statement. I support my statements with facts. Like the next one I am going to share with this group. They will have fun playing with the next item I share. You think Forrest Gump was good at Ping Pong, you never saw Ping or Pong like STOLEN VALOR SCORNED.
I thought this was a group I wanted to join but you all seem like a bunch of whack jobs obsessed with nonsense. By the way Joan Ellis, oddly enough, your i.p address is exactly the same as the person posting as AAdams. You must live in the same house or something. That is weird huh? Guess I will try an actual military group.
Yeah, that’s not true. Joan Ellis is using a different IP address. Last week you were using a different screen name and a different IP address in a different state than you are today. What happened?
Don’t let the doorknob get stuck in your assistance on the way out the door Mr. Fart-thing. You may enjoy it too much and then you’d never leave…
assistance, asshole, same thing…
Ain’t reality just a bitch?? This “Secret squirrel” crap gets old fast.
You are full of shit to the point that you must not even be trying. Where is the “my records are sealed because I was a special secret snowflake squirrel” statement? You are the lowest of the low kind of shit bird.
Fucking embellishing poser scumbag using animals and vets for money. Please go run into traffic.
I’d rather that AAdams go onto a Military Installation and verify dud warheads in Impact Zones with a sledge hammer.
He needs to be pulling targets on the hand grenade range.
” Where is the “my records are sealed because I was a special secret snowflake squirrel” statement?”
I’m thinking maybe he’s saving that for the very end of his escapade, when all appears lost. I believe we will first see the “… I caught the PTSD on a secret squirrel mission that I can’t discuss” defense first, THEN the same story without the PTSD defense. I’ve seen it before. Tell the truth, dingus, and disappear. You can not possibly prevail.
Pretty sure you nailed it Chief.
Semper Fi!
Not your real DD214. Bet the criminal paperwork is real…
“Classified missions”… as a two-hole, taint licking, gerbil felching, ballsack warrior.
Deal with the “fame” Albert… and hopefully some time back in the hole as the “fresh fish”.
THAT IS CAPTAIN RALPH EMERSON STYLES (retired) to you Kernal Adams
Albert, if you were not the “Real Albert” how the hell would you know if the posted DD214 was not the “Real Albert’s” Go back on your meds, and wash your sheets.
This is total slander and libel you have no proof of any of the clames you are accusing me of here so I hereby advice you to take this down or my laywer will be contacting you.
Don’t bother. Have your lawyer contact my lawyer at the email address on our “Contact Us” page.
Thanks but no thanks “John” if that’s your name but this site posted personal identy information abuot me which is a crime under the privacy act something you should know about if you really were in the military…whose the real phony here??
We posted publicly available information – so good luck with all of that.
He played the lawer card after just a few hours, I wonder if he’ll go full Bernath? Maybe he wants to at least make the Excremental Eight? ??
API: I’m thinking this guy could make the Final Four. But, we have a long time to go before the playoff.
Did he just try poser 102 on you John?? REALLY??? These guys must all have a “What to do when Busted” play book.. it is in dire need of updating.
Jonn damn it spelt it wrong again.
Right. In a few days, particularly after he reads more of this site or researches John, we’ll get the “I think I almost started to beloved it myself” message. Then a “relative” will write in to tell us of his untimely death, so we sack of bastards can just shut up.
Sorry, that’s “believe” not “beloved”
Tomato, tomato, six of one, half a dozen of the other.
THEIR, their, there, it’s all good! ??
Oh, he’s posted a long-winded windbag excuse that it was someone else who posted all this stuff, like some old lady who was trying to get even with him or something.
I couldn’t absorb it all, because he doesn’t seem to know about paragraph breaks.
Less than four hours to throw down the lawyer, or “lawer” as we like to refer to it, card.
Since Albert is new here, please take time to review the orientation package in the attached link. Once again, welcome to the world of Stolen Valor, and we look forward to fucking with you.
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=39711
It was actually his “laywer” card (please see above).
It must have a greater impact, or horsepower, or…something.
Good catch.
You say lawer, I say laywer,
You say Mesna, I say Mansa,
Lawer, laywer, Mesna, Mansa, let’s call the whole thing off!
And “clames”. Don’t forget the “clames.”
Those are the worst.
I’m going to report him to Joey William Wilson and have him put on Joey’s shirt list.
Clames. Isn’t that how they say class out in the Homptons??
Well, a) his name is “Jonn” and b) I look forward to hearing from your attorney. Again, in case you missed the email, seaveyattorney@gmail.com
Following the Stolen Valor Tactics 101 book to a tee. He first claims classified. Then that dd-214 isn’t his.
now he’s moved up to hiring an attorney. Hey AAdams. I know a lawyer in FL who will gladly take you case. just don’t take any airplane rides with him.
It’s the same song and dance every one of them, ???
No, dimwit, John is not his real name. His real name is Jonn. I’m thinking being you must suck right about now. You going to keep this up all weekend? I hope so, because sometimes postings slow down during the weekends. If you stay, we’ll at least have a chew toy to kick around for the next few days. Thanks in advance for visiting us for the next several days.
These assholes are just SO predictable! Seems they all have studied the “Poser`s Handbook” or some such.
AAdams:
Eat. Shit.
AAdams, you don’t know me, nor do you know anything about this site or those that run it. Many lowlives like you have blustered and threatened to sic a Lawyer on TAH, some have and ALL of them have failed. AS TO your threat,… *YAWN*
I know you, Jack!
OH my…not the lawyer bullshit. Get a grip dipshit. A 5th grader on Google can find all your public information.
Amazed you have gotten away with your horseshit this long.
By the way numbnutz what happened to cut your enlistment down to less than two years? Looks like you signed up for 4. Menstrual Cramps?
He could have been discharged for severe sandinmanginitis and flaming butthurt iris which he appears to be suffering from right now.
Fractured Taint Syndrome… classic case.
Well Dave, he was so busy inventing a life and scam to screw folks out of coin and attention, I guess he never heard of the FOIA. As to being booted from service.. I heard it was permanent sand in the Mangina.
Hey, stupid – yeah, you, Adams. Over here. Look at me. Everyone knows that you are a blatant liar.
Now you just let us know that you are also a pathetic coward.
Keep it up, toots. We’re all keeping score. Wanna stalk me????
Oh fuck! He busted out the libelslander card!
There’s a guy down in Fort Myers who’ll be happy to help, provided the coconuts near his mailbox don’t explode as he pedals his bike to the airport to a plane he isn’t allowed to fly.
Karma. Bitch. Heat.
There is plenty of proof of all the clams check the ocean AAdams
?????
Oh, no, not the threat of legal action. Say it isn’t so. Hey, we all know a lawyer who is looking for clients.
Here’s the Facebook page – the website is offline due to “getting a makeover”…
https://www.facebook.com/SoaringPaws/
He has erased every post we made about this story on his fb page. I
I never erased nothing on the facebook page try again. I have administraters on the page that work for my company and yes if there is slander and libel on my facebook page then they are authorized by me to erase it when they see it.
You are all abunch of jealous losers who wish you lived my life. I am doing great things for people in need and also animals that need homes so I am not like you getting your “rocks” off by trying to make someone better than you look bad.
Oh Albert, what great things have you done?
Perhaps a album can be started on Facebook of all you claims…you know like the one where you stated you flew Donny Osmond and Derek Jeter in your families jet, or the one about transporting tigers, maybe the one about the ill child with cancer…
THESE are real men on this page. With real Valor, they have no use for your games.
Joan, dear, some of us are women. Just so you know.
I realized that but hit post comment to quickly (plus I had tears in my eyes from laughing) and I do not have the option to edit my post. My sincere apologizes.
It’s OK Joan. We all have tears in our eyes over this. I haven’t laughed so hard in years.
Oh yeah who the heck are you then? You don’t know anything about me so I suggest you just shut your mouth like a good girl and mind your own business.
I never did those things your claming about Donny Osmond Derek Jeter etc so you are making a fool out of yourself trying to make a bad joke so try again sweetheart.
You didn’t?
That’s gonna leave a mark
Yeah! You didn’t?
Dontcha just love screen shots!
Boom…there is that damn reality thing again.
Ooh, *POW!*, right in the kisser!!! ?????
One advantage to always telling the truth is that you don’t have to keep track of which lie you told to who, and when.
AAdams, you’re sexist, too?! Who would have guessed? You seem like such an upstanding man.
Did he really tell a woman to shut her mouth like a good girl? Oh, hell, PH2 is gonna be all up in his shit in 3 – 2 – 1.
Did he fly OBL’s family out of the US too??
Oh! Oh! Oh! More ‘grammer and spielling’ errors!!!
Eeeew!
Really there pumpkin you are helping people… name one??
Hey Hack, This is the start of the KARMA for ripping people off for many years.
Albert you are the craziest son of a bitch to ever walk the face of this earth. Pretending to have “Administrators” that work for your “company”. Only in your piece of shit dreams!
“trying to make someone better than you look bad.”
Someone better that you? Uh oh, did he just go full Wickre? Doesn’t he know you never go full Wickre.
I am currently in the process of updating the website so no this little blog didn’t do anything to make me decide to take down the site or change the facebook page at all don’t flatter yourselfs.
Sweet Jesus on a chrome pogo stick AAdams, you need to perouse through the TAH Archives and see what has happened to EVERY pus-nutted candyassed thin-skinned booger-eating bedwetting thumbsucking dingleberry of an inbred buck-toothed Swamp Donkey like you has bawled and screeched about how they were going to shut TAH down.
1. You’ve been outed, deal with it
2. The more you screech and bawl, the worse you’re going to get your ass kicked clear to the Planet Mars and back.
3. We have a nickname for fragile Sparkle Ponies like you, “Chew Toy”!
I can’t wait to see Ex-PH2 sharpen her claws on you and DITTO with the other Ladies of TAH, they hit like a Pride of Lionesses on a prey animal!
Do you think, if I tweak him enough, he’ll call me a ‘closet homosexual’ like Tom Kratman did, because I write like a girl?
And I’ve been working so HARD on that, too!
Come on, Conadams. Do your worst.
Hey Infidel.. can I borrow that “swamp Donkey” part?? Could use it well in some of my rants. I will give you full credit of course.
NO credit is necessary, I stole it myself!
It’s not really that you write like a girl, PH; it’s that you _act_ like an hysterical schoolgirl, that you previously established a fairly strong presumption of your own lack of personal integrity, and your seeming inability to see anyone doing anything except out of personal self interest, suggesting very strongly that you’re a an animate shit.
Have a nice day.
Oh, Tom, it’s so nice to hear from you again, and know that you really do care.
But you should explain this ‘you’re a an animate shit’ because it doesn’t make any sense.
Morally and intellectually you’re a shit, but a shit that can move around under it’s own power. I hope this helps.
He cares enough to get up at 3AM just to reply to you. You should be flattered.
Kratman, off the top of my head I can think of two people who agree with you: Dan Bernath and Commissar. Impressive company.
Since I have no idea who they are, Billy, it really doesn’t illuminate anything. OTOH, I do know that PH is among those who a) consider an accusation from one’s enemies, no matter how contrived, to be proof of guilt and b) cannot seem to understand someone doing anything except out of personal interest. The former would seem to place him (and you, if you tend to agree with him) over there with the NKVD.
Do you have a head to think off the top of?
I agree, Mr. Bill.
SOCK PUPPET ON AISLE ONE!
Did I hurt your po= widdle fearwings, puss-boy? Poor you, indeed, po’, po’, po’ widdle you.
And to think, Tom, that I made the mistake of defending you by saying ‘sock puppet’, because I thought this AADams was impersonating you.
My bad. I will never do it again. You don’t deserve to be defended.
Other than as fodder to insult you, puss-boy, who really cares what you do or don’t defend. Mond you, I’m disinclined to believe someone who has already given evidence that he only does things out of self interest and cannot imagine that anyone is any different.
By the way, limp wrist, why do you hide behind a pseudonym?
I am, of course, impressed beyond measure by people so gutsy they have to hide behind pseudonyms.
Pussies.
No, tommie-boi. You couldn’t do that if your life depended. As you as mean to your wife as you are to me? Just curious. You seem to dislike women and you keep addressing me as if you think I’m some wimpy, skinny little sniveling grutn, when in fact, kiddo, I’m a woman.
I think your giveaway was saying that you think I’m a closet homosexual, which means that I still have to work on that angle of writing. It’s just that, at some point, Henry Miller’s brilliant prose is interrupted by his need to let everyone know he’s ‘walking around with a bone on’. (His words.)
Have a nice day, Tom. And please, if you drop dead in your tracks, make sure your lovely wife, who puts up with your shit far too peacefully, lets us know.
You see, I respect you a lot for the things that you did to get back on active duty. But as an angry, futile, middle-aged man, you don’t get any at all for being an abrasive shithead.
“Abrasive shithead” says the girl who hides behind a pseudonym and accuses others of being the kind of self-centered twat she is.
What’s next, fuckface, the eternal feminist plaint, “Stop being so _mean_ to me”?
Other than as fodder to insult you, puss-boy, who really cares what you do or don’t defend. Mond you, I’m disinclined to believe someone who has already given evidence that he only does things out of self interest and cannot imagine that anyone is any different.
By the way, limp wrist, why do you hide behind a pseudonym?
Addendum: it is interesting that I pegged you as an hysterical schoolgirl when you are a girl, no?
Addendum the second:
Unlike you, my wife’s a lady and acts like it. Unlike you, my wife has courage, physical and moral. Unlike you, she has too much wisdom and too much of a sense of justice to accuse someone of acting out of self interest when that someone’s sole interest in a matter was truth, justice, a sense of fairness, and concern with the rules of evidence. Thus, you ignorant posturing twat, she gets treated like a lady while you get treated as you’ve shown you deserve.
I hope this clears up your confusion. Have a nice day.
Since you’ve never met me face to face, you know nothing about me. Your assessment is invalid.
Crapman, or can I call you Shitman? You definitely ARE full of it! Either you are Lars or an uninvited guest to this site. Abrasive comments are reserved for those who belong on this site. Sure you aren’t Asshole Adams using a different name? Your opinions belong in the same location you’d insert an enema. For you to insult people you don’t even know, on a site you’ve apparently never been on, are you the gay lover of Adams by any chance? Now that’s a pair of homos for you. One wants to face slap a dude he’s never met. The other wants to pick on women. Back to your bath house boys. Brokeback Bath House again open for business.
Lighten up Francis! I am sensing that you are suffering from the “I should have been born with a vagina syndrome”.
Hwy Tom WUSSman, I mean Kratman, you sound like some underacheiving wuss-cake who just HAS to beride and degrade those who have legitimately acheived things in life like you are doing to Ex-PH2.
Come back any time chewtoy.
We have had MUCH better Fakes and posers than the tripe you’re trying to sell us.
This ain’t our first rodeo there, Cowpie McShitpile.
Oh and nice enlistment there A1C Mc Fail.
You can’t even handle Tech School and some work on AWACS at Stinker AFB?
Maybe you were caught blowing Hobos for cash at the Checkers Truck Stop outside of the Base in your spare time, allegedly.
Take your fantasies elsewhere, dipshit. We ain’t buying it. Also the threats.
Suck it, and that’s SENIOR MASTER SERGEANT, E-8, 23 YEARS, TO YOU.
I hope you enjoy the new found fame.
Albert Adams, “Soaring Paws” phony wounded pilot
Albert Adams, “Soaring Paws” phony wounded pilot
Albert Adams, “Soaring Paws” phony wounded pilot
Albert Adams, “Soaring Paws” phony wounded pilot
Albert Adams, “Soaring Paws” phony wounded pilot
AND THE GOOGLE HITS KEEP ON COMING!!!
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I might have to show this to one of my Bros who is a 29-and -some-change Retired USAF E8.
Go ahead loser make sure the scumbag mouth breating sargent salutes when he talks to me.
Prove us wrong, then fuckwit- redact your 214 and send it to the admins….. that is, if you’ve got the balls to defend your lies
What the fuck is a “sargent”? And this retired Gunnery Sergeant just saluted you by scratching my nuts. I can salute you again, but my co-workers might give me “that look”.
That is a UCMJ violation and you should be charged with disrespect just for saying that to me but I know that people in the Marines are usually retarded or mentally deficient so I will let it go this time.
Fuck you. All I have to do is drive on a base and you can watch because your lying ass can’t get through the gate without an ID which I’m sure you don’t have.
UCMJ violation??? Disrespect to a felon?? Dude back off the dope, and stop running your cockholster… the heat and local paper is looking at you real hard.
You call that an insult? My dog leaves better material on our front yard every morning. Either way, thank you for letting it go “this time”. Can’t wait for “next time”.
After seeing how and what you write, I’ve decided I am in favor of abortions in the case of incest.
Normally I respond to people who show some sort of respect for not ONLY Marines, but for ALL who served in any branch of service. But YOU, how can I respect you when I know you’d steal straw from your mother’s kennel?
So, retired military personnel are subject to the UCMJ? Can I bring my own attorney to my trial? I know a (disbarred) attorney in Florida that could advocate for me.
There are a few retired AF E_8’s roaming the halls here.
3E9,
You Red Horse on his ass and I’ll sandwich this dickhead between 2 463Ls and rig Mr Fucktard for airdrop.
😀 😀
Hey Albert,
I’m bending over grabbing both of my ASS CHEEKS and SALUTING YOU.
UCMJ My Ass.
FUCK YOU! PRICK!!
Wait until I WHIP OUT MY CAC and SMACK YOU WITH IT!
Late to this party, but I volunteer to pack the chute. Yeah, I have rigged a heavy or three.
Damn I have to drive back to Tucson and take the LONG route at that because I-10 is closed again I’m going to unwind tonight doing the repeater
Help him with his Google number
Gotta head that direction myself Skippy, where is it closed this time?
Same place Bowie to San Simon
Timing is everything puppy-fucker. Are you stupid enough to think no one got screen shots of your cap before you took it down?
Nevermind. Already know the answer…
Taking a look at the FB page, NOW I’m certain the dude is a PETaphile! Take note of the two pics with the uncircumsized Johnson on a mutt. Likely a pre puberescent puppy easily taken advantage of by a “trainer”. One thing for sure, the puppy is not NBA material, not by a long shot.
Here’s some background stories…It must be noted that the Tampa Bay Times has received many Pulitzer Prizes for Investigative Reporting
March 7th http://www.tampabay.com/…/hero-in-the-sky-pet-rescu…/2268321
March 19th http://www.tampabay.com/…/tampa-pet-charitys-often-…/2270031
March 24th http://www.tampabay.com/…/state-ratchets-up-probe-o…/2270690
March 28th http://www.tampabay.com/…/coveted-airplane-in-tampa…/2271081
April 4th http://www.tampabay.com/…/soaring-paws-pet-rescue-p…/2271830
April 23rd http://www.tampabay.com/…/tampa-based-pet-flight-ch…/2274442
For the information of all hands on Team TAH:
Looks like this is going to be another hot one!
Thank you Mick. Mary has my email if you need any more info.
You are correct Mick! I am getting some popcorn to enjoy as I watch this train wreck through the weekend.
This shitbird needs to be stopped from scamming immediately. Of course, as we all know, Stolen Valor is a victimless crime….not.
Semper Fi
Roger that ??? ^^^^^
He is following the turd book to the tee
I have seen many brothers and sisters that are suffering out here POSs with this should be quartered in a public square
This guy sure is popping a hell of a lot of chaff and flares in here for someone who claims to be legit.
Which leads us to today’s words of the day, kids.
Please repeat after me: “Stolen Valor”.
Oh, this is going to be a fun several days.
Stocking up on popcorn…
I just bought a 24 pack of Pop Secret Movie Theater Butter, I am willing to share.
It must hurt to be found out as a lying sack of shit, Conadams. (No offense meant to the real Conan.)
Heroic you ain’t. Liar, you are. So suck it, you yap-flapping, mullion-eyed, ragtag, twaddle-waving bullshit sucker.
I’m just getting warmed up. And to think that I meant to spend this afternoon on Boronski’s love affair (time in the sack) with Thornton, his PA/N. This is NOT so much better than that, but it does get me cranked up. But I can put a little IDC SARC into it, too, and relieve my frustrations.
I was wondering how soon we’d see you start to sharpen your claws on that marshmallow-headed little monkey fart! ?
Aww did I hurt your womanly feelings I am sorry you are so jealous pathetic loser like the rest of these glory-days losers. So jealous I bet there are no Colonels on this waste of breath site and that’s why so many butt hurt losers come here.
Incorrect. You lose the bet.
I know of at least three different Colonels that post here.
Too bad you AREN’T one, fuckwit
So..do I still hear you claiming you are a retired Colonel?
Jealous? Moi? Of what, pray tell?
I have two separate hitches, full-time AD. 5 and 1/2 years++.
You, on the other hand, washed out before you completed two simple years.
What am I supposed to be jealous of? Your socks? Geez, try harder, willya? You are SO LAME!!!
Yes it is obvious but then again your a women so it comes naturally I wont hold “it” against you (even though Im sure you want me to).
I’d really rather you didn’t hold ANYTHING against me, swamp rat.
I’m used to REAL men who meet their obligations and act like adults.
It’s just a SHAME you’ve been found out for what you are, isn’t it? Now you can’t hide the fact that you’ve spent most of your adult life as a pathetic, lying sack of rat crap.
Oh, wait! Was that ‘woman’ thing supposed to be an insult? Oh, pleeeze! I’ve heard better stuff come out of the mouths of bosun’s mates. Weak and stupid, you are. Try harder.
Well, we sure as hell didn’t add another to our roster when you showed up, Airman.
Another misogynous phony – that’s never happened before.
By the playbook to boot….
Is anyone keeping score on this?
I was till I had to answer the wife. She wanted to know why I was laughing so hard.
it’s been hard I’ve been driving all day with multiple stops to post on here
this thread is wild 🙂
Keep digging your hole deeper asshole… these are real soldiers and will tear your pussy apart.
KARMA is a BITCH…
Having fun watching you cry and lie !!!
Kiss my colonel ass “Eddie” lets name a place and time and I will gladly leave a red handprint across your slimy face and you will be the one in tears crying like a bitch.
A little sensitive are we… Give it up you know you were never a Colonel. You should really get help… Maybe the courts will be lenient on you if you start treatment now.
By the way making threats is not a good thing right now… you know with all the legal issues and such.
Oh, here we go. Now he’s making threats of physical violence!
Eddie, if you want me to, I’ll soften him up for you. It’ll be fun. He’s wimp.
Yep, he’s going full Wickre. Oh the humanity.
Do you get off in your unsuccessful attempt to disrespect female veterans? I hold all of the real women veterans on this site, and elsewhere, in much higher esteem than I do you. You had an abbreviated, though not unsuccessful 23 months (unless your TIS was abbreviated for cause) but you found it necessary to rock the “I’m a Colonel” bullshit and you got caught. And you come back repeatedly. You’re not even smart enough to cut your losses. Do you not know that everything you ever posted has probably been saved via a screen shot? Do you believe you will be the only one of the hundreds of posers on this site to prevail and not be crushed? It’s simple, dingus: Send a redacted 214 to Jonn (note correct spelling) and I guarantee he will be the first to apologize and sing your praises. I’ll be the second. But, no, I’m thinking there is no ‘real’ 214 to be produced. So, keep it up buttercup and find out how many times your story appears on Google until the end of time. Your family tree 20 generations removed will know you for what you are: just a lying ‘Colonel’ poser and possibly a con artist. Oh, BTW, a real Air Force Colonel would have a much better command of the English language. Your writing suggests English may be your second language. Actually I hope you hang around. Kicking you around is great fun.
I come for the Stolen Valor, but stay for the death threats.
Crap ?? ain’t that the truth
Face it AssholeAssholeAdams…You’re not really interested in Colonels. What you are really hot for are privates. You know it and so do we. Jonn’s, API’s, Dave Hardin’s, SEA, HMC Ret’s,and every swingin’ dick with privates on this site.
I was having such a boring Friday, right up until this little peckerhead decided to offer himself up… time to warm up the choir.
I’m impressed over 225 comments and I missed the WOT ????
Hey I sent you and Jonn some pics of the dust storm out here it’s crazy stuff
Everyone on here I know Mr. Adams personally as I have worked for him several times while I was in the USAF and now afterwards. He is an outstanding skilled pilot and an even better animal lover so I don’t know why everyone on here is ganging up on him and trying to ruin his life don’t you all have anything better to do??
Admin adds: Ashley, here, sends this comment from the same IP address that AAdams uses. I call sockpuppet. I guess he’s going through all of the phases of liars as quickly as he can.
Where and when did you “serve” with him? What units? What air frames did he operate? What did you do in the AF? What was your AFSC?
Good try “Ashley”. Next time, try using a different IP address, Albert
Again.. poser 102… come on you poser sac of dicks.. try something new IMPRESS ME!!! Damn son, I got better things to do then watch you repeat every damn ignorant raving just like every frigging pussy I have ever seen get busted.. Use you imagination for GODS sake.
Hiding behind a woman’s skirts, are you, Adams?
What a PHONY, LYING SACK OF SWAMPGAS YOU ARE!!! Geezo Pete, you can’t even come up with a decent argument. Please, just back off and admit you’re a con artist and the newspaper down there outed you for it. Then this will stop.
And the ‘laywer’ thingy? Wimp!!!
Actually Ex, he’s probably wearing skirt. He does have that Bruce Jenner look going for him…
ALBERT!! We see your pecker
SAY HELLO TO CAPTAIN WINKY!
Asshole Adams, please try harder. You are such a stereotypical poser that it is actually becoming boring.
Ashley;
Go make me a sammich.
Better watch out… “Ashley” may make you a cockmeat sammich, since “Ashley” has spent some time in the slammer…
“I guess he’s going through all of the phases of liars as quickly as he can. ”
Did I miss something? Is there a contest to see how fast a dickhead can go through the liar phases? If there is, looks like this turkey is a real contender!
I’d say he’s right up there pretty close to the top. It’s as though he read the poser manual and is ticking off the steps as fast as he can.
Is that you, Elaine Ricci?
She “services” him??
I’m thinking the above was really written by someone other than Adams. Why? Because some of the words are actually correctly spelled. Sucks to be you right now, doesn’t it Adams?
I quote “an even better animal lover”; I know that the DADT days are gone forever, but was this really necessary?
While the popcorn is popping….(didn’t we all enjoy some burnt “Jiffy Pop” at one time?
Here is another public document, if it were a book it would be titled…”United States vs Albert Lonzo Adams, III
http://freepdfhosting.com/b7a71efa91.pdf
How badly do you have to fornicate Fido for .gov to be able to seize all your electronics like that?
Wow. Just wow. What in the name of the Lord of All the Hells did he do?
“Dr. Albert Adams”… “Stolen credit card numbers”…wow, was doing this shit back in ’99!
Oops, here more intel:
https://nycnyc.wordpress.com/2016/03/08/albert-adams-aka-albert-lonzo-adams-iiiis-all-over-social-media-soliciting-money-through-facebook-twitter-instagram-gofundme-soaringpaws-com-booster-com-generosity-com-and-amazon-smile/
https://nycnyc.wordpress.com/2016/03/26/albert-lonzo-adams-iii-and-his-soaring-paws-charity-is-no-longer-a-mere-regulatory-matter/
OOPS…I bet Albert didn’t think you would be sober on Fridays Chief.
So now I cant even post on here because some one is deleting my comments wow real freedom of speech and right to defend myself from unfair slander and libel against my character. You will hear from my lawyer soon “John”.
Like I said, tell your lawyer to contact my lawyer, I ignore emails I get from lawyers who can’t follow simple instructions, genius. And if your comments are getting deleted, how did this one slip through? Genius.
Oh he will be contacting you and I hope your ready because this site is full of slander and misrepresentation of people as well as cyber bullying which is against the law in most places. I am copying all of the conversations with bullying and derogetory comments towards users to bee used as evidence in court when I sue you “John”.
Plus for someone who claims to be so smart you cant even spell genious right when you use it twice in the same message maybe you are the one who is stupid and not me.
Wow, someone really ate a batch of stupid pills today- as has been pointed out MULTIPLE times, it’s Jonn, not John. Also, Jonn spelled genius correctly, as opposed to your “genious” spelling of a word that clearly does not apply to yo
I don’t know who “yo” is but I will pass this message along to him “AL” hey your name is like mine so you aren’t completely worthless retard.
Yes, my full first name is Albert- but I, unlike you, have never claimed to be something I’m not…. like, say, claiming to be a retired Air Force officer.
A colonel who doesn’t know the correct spelling of genius? Priceless.
Oh, and I see you are attempting to endear yourself to Albert (The Al) in the hopes you can recruit him to defend you in some small manner. Equally priceless.
You’re right, Conadams. You can’t spell ‘genius’, or anything else. You have no concept of grammar or spelling or punctuation. You are semiliterate at best, functionally illiterate at worst.
You should just give up now and go home.
Ready for another new truck Jonn?
Moron, it is spelled “genius”, not “genious”. You really are going full Wickre here.
Just to make introductions, I am the guy that usually writes all of the funny essays about our Stolen Valor celebrities. To ensure optimal entertainment for all of the visitors, please answers the following questions:
1. Has your sperm ever been determined to be “lucky”?
2. Does your mailbox has a functioning door?
3. Do you own a fleet of classic 1980’s vintage Jaguars, and if so, are they stored under a canopy in your driveway?
4. Do you make a point of not using spellcheck when posting on blogs?
5. Do you consider Spandex to be acceptable attire for the workplace and in formal social occasions?
6. If you were to hire crackheads to wreak vengeance against commenters on this blog, would pliers and blow torches be utilized?
7. When suing TAH for libel and copyright infringement, will you utilize the services of a real estate lawyer (or “laywer” in your case)?
8. Have you ever filed bankruptcy in order to escape financial obligations to your mother?
9. Do you spend a majority of your time facing criminal or civil charges?
We look forward to your timely response, and as previously stated, we look forward to fucking with you.
Hack Stone
President, Hack Stone Publishing
1. Yes, but the unlucky woman we suspect hopes he falls off the earth.
2. He has several mail stops, makes it harder to send registered mail so he can claim innocence by lack of knowledge
3. Drives a Mopar product, but takes pics at the Ducati store, and posts as his own.
4. He has a hard time understanding what the little red line underneath a word means. But for years his favorite slight is to refer to those that do not bow at his feet or throw money as “Tards” and “retards”
5. Actually he and the wife prefer Yoga attire, basketball pants, and flip flops (yeah the tow fungus is nasty)
6. His MO is usually fake profiles used to scare the pants off of no one. He is a heavy hitter behind the keyboard, but in person, just a fluffy little baby duck.
7. Tough call, as all his other attorneys have been public defenders. But he has assets now. Bought a home with a VA Loan, then 9 months later, refinanced. (but his wife claims they have money and her family has money. He Daddio claims to be Tesla re-incarnated)
8. Yes, he files about every 4 years.
9. Of course not, he cleaned up his act.(per him and his wifey) He set up his non profit will all family members, including a minor, with no Conflict of Interest Policy, or Bylaws. He even had people on his Board of Directors that did not know they were on his BOD.
and yes a lot of my comments were deleted because they didn’t show up when I refreshed the website browser and they were gone but now that you try to make a joke out of me they magically come back. hmmmmmmmmmmmm I wonder why “John” if that is your real name?
All of your comments are here, dimwit, because all of mine are here, too.
Face it. You are dumber than sock on a doorknob.
Perhaps it seems that way to you because you are off your meds and have become technologically challenged.
Hey dumb ass, Jonn’s names is actually spelled JONN, got it, and good luck with your slander and libel case. If you need a lawyer, we have one by the name of Daniel A. Bernath.
I don’t give a rats you know what about it what is your name “Oif”??? How do you pronounce that foreign crap of a name?
Um, OIF=Operation Iraqi Freedom. Never heard of it, genius?
Bwhahahahahahahahaahahahahaaaaaaaaaahahahahahha.. (breath) hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa.. Oh my frigging word…. did he really just say that?? “How do you pronounce that foreign crap of a name”??? REALLY… THANK YOU that shit is funny right there.
OH. MY. GOD!!! I laughed so loud I woke the cat sleeping on another room!
Dear DOG! Adams, you are so stupid you don’t even know you’re alive!!!!
I thought I had seen everything. I was wrong. There is still much left to be seen. But what has been seen, cannot be unseen.
Really? Are you fucking kidding me? OIF? You don’t know what OIF is Adams and you were a classified Colonel? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Time to get a beer
To go with the popcorn.
I’ll take one 3E9.
Did he really ask that? This must be one of the dumbest buttwipes we’ve had here. Ever. What kind of name is OIF? Where have you been this century? You are one dumb dimwit.
Jonn (Note Correct Spelling) is this all a spoof? Are you toying with us this weekend? I have difficulty believing this guy is real. I didn’t know an ‘Air Force Colonel’ could be this stupid.
OH SHIT ADAM, you sure as hell ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed dumb ass
I don’t think he’s even NEAR the shed, OIF!
Agreed.
That’s Kernel Shit Adams to you…..
Jesus H, Christ on a rudderless bamboo raft AAdams, you’re such a stupidassed shit-eating booger-munching little monkey fart I bet you have to study every day to remember how to breathe. Someone else said you have nothing, but I respectfully disagree. You have A LOT of stupidity and idiocy in you! Now run along or I shall taunt you yet again.
Quick question- which part of the government does this website represent?
It’s that very secret above Top Secret Seekrit Squirrel Section, where all the nuts are stored.
But don’t tell anybody, it’s a Seekrit.
Wrong again, dimwit. What you see posted here, in writing, is libel IF it is false. Libel is the written form of a false statement that is harmful to one’s reputation. (And we know what your ‘reputation’ is.)
Slander, on the other hand, is the spoken form of a false statement that is harmful to one’s reputation. (There’s that pesky ‘reputation’ word again.)
So, what have we learned? You have NOT been slandered as there is no verbalization of a false statement regarding you. And you have not been libeled, since from what I have read, no false written statement have been made about your actions. See how that works?
You’re like a never ending Whack-A-Mole game. You just won’t give up. Enjoy your notoriety, dingus.
That’s a piss poor 214 for a retired O-6. Let me guess, everything you did since 91 including PME is all classified right? Dipshit.
Look Adams, no one becomes an Air Force pilot at the Air Force Academy. One goes to undergraduate pilot training after the Academy, in fact, UPT’s 1st requirement is a bachelor’s degree. The biggest thing any cadet flies is the T-53, that’s a propeller driven aircraft.
Also, to make Colonel with less than 20 years commissioned service is almost unheard of; to be eligible to retire as a Colonel is conceivably possible if one is in a professional corps, (eg. JA, MC, etc) and entered commissioned service as something other than a 2Lt.
That is all untrue and all you have to do is look at my DD214 to see that it is of course possible to make colonel after only 20 years because I did it. Your reading comprehension is extremely poor if you really think what you posted or maybe your just another loser that is trying to feel better about yourself by trying to put me down “Dennis”?
And you don’t even know about pilot training I’ve been there and yeah I flew a T-53 at the academy and gliders and I jumped and have jump wings do you? I also flew the T-38 and some others before I got my main airframe that I flew and retired from.
“Someone” could make colonel in 20 years but not you – arrested for illegal possession of a concealed weapon by a convicted felon. A guy who pretends to be a law enforcement officer while he’s on parole.
We did look at your DD214, A1C Adams.
I’m looking at the 214, nope don’t see any of your bullshit on there. It’s a shame NPRC doesn’t have your retirement orders or anything; or was your retirement classified also? Dipshit
I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home.
This guy is a gold mine. Can’t spell Jonn or Genius, but he was a colonel.
Yeah I know. Hey Adams, when did you complete SOS and AWC? Those would be mandatory for your retired rank.
Squadron Officer School and Airman Warfare College yes I completed them both in residence and I also completed Air Command and Space College you forgot that one so you obviously don’t know what your talking about this time (or all the time).
The question wasn’t did you jackass, it was when?
And ACSC isn’t Air Command and Space College, it’s Air Command and Staff College. When did you complete that? Where did you attend these in residence?
And AWC is Air War College. Keep digging the hole fucktard; it’ll eventually get deep enough to cave in.
They were different names when I went there fuckwad do some research before you make yourself look stupid again.
And again dipshit, when and where did you attend?
No, they were not different names, fucktard.
No they weren’t, meathead. I was on active duty in the Air Force the same time you were. 3E9 has it right; you have it wrong. And unlike you, I have an actual Air Force commission.
You must have completed it at around the same time I completed Command and Generous Stuff College.
“Squadron Officer School and Airman Warfare College yes I completed them both in residence and I also completed Air Command and Space College”
Crap, I didn’t think I could laugh any harder than I have been, but these take the cake. Air War College and Air Command and Staff College you phony. If you attended all three, that accounts for two years of your “career” and they WOULD appear on your DD214. How do I know? SOS and ACSC both appear on mine. Nothing classified about those courses.
And while we’re at it; what units did you command? You aren’t making O-6 without at least one Command tour.
Well, and while we’re at it, how did Conadams manage to get into a military establishment of any kind when he’s functionally illiterate?
I didn’t realize that the C in A1C stood for colonel. In his case, it stands for something else…
Colon?
Cocksucker.
Yes but only after it comes out of someone’s two hole.
The first flight of the aircraft that became the T-53 was is 1995.
Your a fucking asshole… you were never a Colonel. Since when does a retired Colonel go into a pool cleaning business and fail?
Fuck you “Eddie” still waiting for that date time location so I can slap you around a little. I might have to kick you too since youll probably enjoy the slapping so much.
Still waiting for your list of units you commanded Colonel.
Adams if you are an O-6 RET you’d know how to spell Sergeant and you’d know what Article 93 means.
You want mine Al?
Your funny Albert the HACK !!! Keep digging deeper… I don’t know the time but the location will be Hillsborough County Court House when you’re on trial.
I’ll be there to watch…
Albert,,,,I’m in GA, you’re in FL, come on up! I’m your Huckleberry!
Albert! My friend Eddie and I have a BUNCH of other really good friends who would all love to have a little meeting. Date/time name it!
Can I get into this action? It’s been a while since someone threatened me on the blog, and the last time it happened, that guy inadvertently got involved in a murder. How about “Col” Albert Adams (Ret) meet me at The Pentagon? You should have no problems getting in, what with all those Top Secret missions under your belt and that retired Colonel ID card.
Nobody but a flamin’ homo threatens to slap a man. Hey, Peter Puffer, how you gonna sue Jonn when reminded over and over you can’t even spell his name?
BTW, the Air Command and Space College you claim to have attended, did you graduate as a Space Cadet?
With a Minor in Advanced Door Gunning.
Watch it, Eddie. He’s probably got a water pistol on him.
According to the FAA:
“A military pilot who passes the military competency knowledge test and possesses the appropriate documents will be issued a commercial pilot certificate and/or a flight instructor certificate.”
– See more at: https://www.transportation.gov/careers/veterans/pilots#sthash.AeApdOB5.dpuf
I wonder why instead of a flight instructor cert, you only have a single engine rating that was just issued back in 12.
And what gliders did he fly? Or did he actually fly anything other than a single-engine light sport plane?
Does he know how to read a fuel gage? Does he use a 99-cent iPad app as a groundspeed indicator?
That document only applies to Navy pilots if you read the whole thing you would clearly see that and also that link doesn’t go to the whole document you have to order the official hard copy from the FAA which has the part about USAF pilots being exempt. Of course I don’t expect many people on this internet website to know that because honestly I haven’t seen to many smart people on here to be honest.
So when did you complete SOS and AWC? What units did you command?
Considering how stupid you are, Gonadsman, that’s kind of the big, stupid POT calling the kettle black.
And YOU have NOT answered 3E9’s question, which is a legitimate question. But then, you don’t have an answer to that, do you? No. You don’t.
Look you mental midget. Had you scrolled DOWN before you typed your last little bit of tripe, you would have saved yourself some pain and suffering.
From the same page:
“What are acceptable records?
Table of Acceptable Records by Service area
Service Record
U.S. Air Force Individual flight crew record (computer printout)
AF Form 8, Certificate of Aircrew Qualification”
Confusing “to” and “too” doesn’t make you a genius, nor a “genious”. Correct spelling and proper grammar, not “grammer”, are your friends. Read it! Learn it! Live it!
“Haven’t seen to many smart people on here”
You sure you’re not an Eng Lit professor at the University of Face Slapping Bitches?
Look back in your dickshonary retard..it’s too.
You all think I care what a bunch of phony losers on a internet web site think of me like any of that matters. Im just gonna keep on being me a doing what im doing and nobody on this loser page can stop me you bunch of washed up has-beens that still cling to your glory-days while you sit on your computer in mom’s basement.
Go ahead, Gonadsman. We are not being investigated.
You are.
For someone who doesn’t care, you sure seem to be posting a fair bit- and yet without any actual proof
Obviously you care numb nutz.. you are still here and damn entertaining I might add.
I don’t recall having any glory days. The closest I got to that was the division picnic at NPC, and that was shortened because a thunderstorm interrupted it.
Did anyone else have some glory days?
Had a pretty awesome night with a lovely senorita in Nogales once upon a time..
Just Bruce Springsteen from what I hear ?
Psaul, is that you? The physical threats, the misspelled words and missing punctuation, sock puppets posting from the same IP address, and inevitable lawyer card sure sound like something Psaul would do.
Keep making yourself Google famous, Albert Lonzo Adams III PHONY Air Force pilot, so-called owner of Soaring Paws. The more you squawk, the the more Google hits this Web site gets on your name.
And trust me I could tell my customers that I was King of Sardinia and they’d believe me and still give me their money for animals that’s how stupid the world is now. Oh didn’t you see my crown and medal of honor too?
Yeah, well, since it’s been established that you’re a compulsive liar, do you think anyone is dumb enough to believe anything you say?
Hey, thanks for this screen shot buddy, I got quite a few different resources to use to get this screen shot out to your supporters,,,awesome!!
I think he already made the update at
https://militaryphony.com/2016/05/06/albert-adams-soaring-paws-phony-wounded-pilot-this-aint-hell-but-you-can-see-it-from-here/
O. K. Groucho, you finally said the secret word and the duck has dropped down. Likely you are the world’s first PETOPHILIAC. Bet you likes them little puppies dressed up in panties, don’t you? Makes you hot to see day old earthworms nursing, RIGHT?
Bet the centerfold pages of your last issue of PLAYGOAT are stuck together.
Folks I have for the most part this morning, and part this afternoon been plastering the TAH link to his page, groups he is in, and just as of 5 minutes ago got blocked from his Soaring Paws page. Needless to say he has blocked me from his personal FB page pretty quickly.,,,lol
Damn,it has been awhile since we have had us a live one to chew on!!!
This guy reminds me of the ‘ol Blobfish Dennis H. Chevalier that also claimed to be a kernnal and a C130 pilot in the US Air Force
That he does… wonder if he beats his wife too?
He sounds like the type that would throw beanie baby stuffed toys on the floor and stomp on them while pretending they were puppies. You’re a loser, AAdams. You’ve been busted and now you’re starting to be a Bernath. NEVER EVER go full Bernath.
You Know, AssholeAssholeAdam…..I could have been your father. But the guy immediately behind me had the correct change.
Guys, he could be telling the truth.
He was born in Oct 1970. At 22, per his autobiography, he graduated from the AF Academy so:
Enlisted in 1988
Went to the Academy in 1989
Discharged from AF in Jun 1990 as an Airman at the end of his freshman year.
During the spring of his sophomore year he plead no contest to theft. The AF kept him around because they saw what a secret flying ninja they had on their hands.
Graduated from academy in 1993.
In 2004 he had another slip up with Credit Card Fraud.
The AF was able to see through this and still hired him as one of the test pilots for the Osprey that was delivered in August 2006.
Perfectly plausible.
Did I mention he got pinged for speeding during his Tinker days? And even wrote a bad check to the court. Let me get that so you can add to the correct time line.
Sounds plausible, do you think that is why the gubbermint redacted his records to say he was only an E-3 that disappears from the records short of two years service?
Probably a matter of national security.
So, he was kicked out of the USAF Academy, but he still graduated.
OK, got it. I haven’t seen that come up in a long time.
Never been anywhere near the Air Force Academy
I drove by the Air Force Academy a few times. Actually set foot on the Naval Academy about a dozen times. Does that make me anything, other than a tourist?
As much as I enjoy this I have to go for now. A simple list of questions for the “Colonel”
What units did you command?
When and where we those commands?
When and where did you attend you’re in residence PME?
What air frames did you fly?
Why doesn’t NPRC have any records of you past being an E-3?
Where were you stationed and when?
What was your AFSC?
See if you can maybe get close on any of those. Try your Google fu and see if it is strong today.
You’re still a lying dipshit.
This was his message to me signing off as a Colonel in the USAF (Retired)
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@soaringpaws How come u never have verifiable links up? What are the names of the organizations u deal with. I need this before I donate
I normally would bot even take the time to respond to people like you who spout off nonsense before they know the facts. Soaring Paws flys wounded veterans on a weekly basis, along with flying thousands of animals a year out of kill shelters to forever homes. We are not part of The Wounded Warrior Project, nor do we EVER claim to be. I guess you aren’t bright enough to distinguish between the the words. We specifically use the term wounded veterans and purposely do not capitalize the words, so that there is no confusion. I am the founder and chief Pilot of Soaring Paws. I am also personally a combat wounded Veteran who takes great pride in the mission that myself and 400 other veteran pilots do on a daily basis. People like you are so quick to think that everyone is out to scam someone. I refuse to let someone like you smear the name of a highly respected group of people doing good in the world. Feel free to follow us on Facebook where we post videos daily. In fact, I personally invite you to sponsor one of our wounded veteran flights and FLY ALONG WITH US. Maybe then you will get an appreciation of the dedication we have to serving. I am certain you don’t have the courage to take me up on that challenge. Have some respect for people who are doing good in the world. Sincerely, Albert Adams, Colonel, USAF (Ret.)
Jan 26
Real polite, isn’t he? Quite the gentleman that one should expect from a military school – N-O-T!!!!
Well, he has no manners; he despises women; he is a chronic liar; he has all sorts of excuses; he refuses to answer valid, reasonable questions.
It’s true. He’s another dickless wonder, sponging off of anyone in his line of sight.
Albert! Let’s just see a few pictures of you as a Colonel. Oh no! You lost them? Too bad! Prick
Hey Mr Bigshot Albert! How about a few pictures of you as a Colonel?? What’s that? You lost them? Your dog chewed them all up? Damn! That is awful! People will think you are nothing but a stinking, lowlife lying sack of shit! I hate it for you.
I can take care of this problem right now. Hey Albert.. here is a compass.. find your ass. ( we will never see him again)
Speaking of such, a couple of nights ago in a poker game I lost my ass. AssholeAssholeAdams, can I borrow your face to replace my ass?
I did not post the comment about the King of Sardinia someone hacked me in here and used my call name to make me look bad. I have made copies of this page and now have proof so nice try whoever thought
The “hacked” card! I knew it was coming!!!!
LOL BOOM and poser 103. Dude you are predictable.. and stupid.. and a frigging poser.
Sure someone hacked you- and I have ocean-front property in Nebraska for sale dirt cheap.
There are no oceans in Nebraska nice try dumbass.
Wow, the concept of sarcasm must be a new and frightening thing to you! I’m sorry, I didn’t realize I was dealing with someone who doesn’t understand the concept of sarcasm.
Your level of stupid is truly astounding Albert!
So you never heard of the Tethys Sea, huh?
Really? AYSM? This guy is genuinely out of touch with reality. He doesn’t have a clue.
Oceans of corn
It was posted from the same IP address as the rest of you comments dumbass.
You have a mole standing right beside you, every time you turn around they are posting here using your computer.
Everyone must be out to get you. Run Forest Run!
Oh, you’ve been hacked??? Oh. My. Dog!
If you’ve been hacked, we’d know already, you sap. Another lie. Nice try.
The problem with this, gonadsman, is that the possibility of your being believed if you ever DO tell the truth about something is extremely slim.
Albert! You don’t need anybody else to make you look bad. Hell you look worse than a dried up turd all by your lonesome
Your IQ is actually dropping the more you post here Adam.
Peter Mitchell, Ashley, Albert Adams, Charley Porter, whatever your name may be at any given moment you are still nothing but a criminal felon who has never done one damn thing in your miserable life but lie, cheat, steal and wear Halloween costumes as a Doctor, Colonel, Police Officer and went to prison for a couple of them. Keep it up dumb ass!
See look anyone can hack you on this stupid internet website that doesn’t even have any security against hacking no wonder it looks like crap because it was probably coded by a retarded ex-Marine named “John Lilya”.
You can reply here with all of your stupid dumb ass rants Adam, but you will fail and you will face charges for your bogus charity.
Grasp at all the straws now Adam, you will go to jail while the rest of us here simply laughs our asses off.
Yeah, yeah yeah- keep playing the “hacked” card. Sooner or later you’ll finally grow some balls and admit the truth, or we get to keep our latest chew toy. Either way, I’m happy- and I’m sure Jonn would be too….. and possibly John, whoever they are. I suspect John, while a “retarded ex-Marine” still has a higher IQ then you, Slappy
You should know all about criminal activity felon
Thats it, I have had enough. How dare you call John Lilya (whoever that is) an ex-Marine.
The Marines never did anything to you buddy. You owe every Marine an apology.
Yeah, the thought of Lilya ever being a Marine is just dis-gustin’
😀
Still flying to Cuba twice a week? HAHAHAR
Now he’s sockpuppeting at Military Phony. They always think that this is our first day.
By the way, I wonder why he looks so happy in the mugshot at the top of the page.
Jonn, is this dipstick for real or did you create him on a slow Friday afternoon to entertain us (LOL)? Dude’s like straight out of Poser Central Casting…
I’d like to take credit for this level of dumbassery, but, unfortunately it’s all true, as near as I can tell.
He’s smiling because he’s getting “doggy-styled”.
He’s a “wide receiver” for the county jail football team…
He was also the prison softball team. His cell mete was pitching, and Albert Adams was catching.
Cell mate, not cell mete. Stupid IPhone. Hack Stone Publishing regrets the error.
I’m impressed this thing caught fire I forgot it was Friday again and missed the WOT
Don’t feel bad Skippy – I missed being # 300 on this thread. Maybe 400?? ?
????
Oh, don’t worry. I found the video that shows our boy Gonadsman Adams learning to fly.
https://youtu.be/IANwb_qT1gg
That’s a squirrel, not a turd.
Good point.
BHWHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
????????
Probably hoping to reunite with Bubba The Serial Killer as his Cell Bunkie.
Hey everyone, I found a picture of a Colonel Albert Adams, he was in the Delaware National Guard in 1964. Looks good for his age.
https://books.google.com/books?id=QcmtJe2YXGUC&pg=PA101&lpg=PA101&dq=colonel+albert+adams&source=bl&ots=F1f9vWX9mS&sig=MN7edLRRgPlshkbJy8mlO86h0Dw&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjdt5j5ncbMAhUQxmMKHdq3B8oQ6AEISTAJ#v=onepage&q=colonel%20albert%20adams&f=false
Gotta love the picture of Gomer Pyle directly below the picture of COL Adams.
Who knew he changed names and became a LT in the Delaware NG after his stint in the Marines?
I just checked the IP Address of this AAdams commenter and it resolves to an Air Force IP in Colorado, so I think we’ve been trolled. My bad.
Place your bets!! Place your bets!!
My money is on the troll being that Sergeant Major to Specialist Virgil Ebrecht who was the Senior Enlisted Advisor to the Commander of the 1st Space Battalion at Pete Field before it all went south for him.
Adams was gold up until he drug the Cheese Slayer all up into the mess.
On second blush, Dave Hardin traced his IP to several locations, so he’s probably using a proxy.
Whew. That was close. Thought I was stuck with 10 bags of popcorn and no reason to eat it…
Seriously, I was disappointed. We haven’t had one this idiotically good since Wolfboy whats-his-name showed up and told us we couldn’t understand what he’d been thru.
I remembered a month or two ago, there was another Phony on a TAH thread where the Phony came from a State mentioned in the thread, but Admin traced the IP address to Colorado.
Think it might be the Ric Belew thread.
Coincidence?
Wow. This guy is the Poster Boy for Stolen Valor Posers everywhere.
He hasn’t missed a beat yet.
-That’s not my DD214.
-My missions were SECRET.
-I’ll SUE YOU for LIBEL.
and so forth. And instead of acting the way a REAL Air Force officer would act in a similar situation, he just keeps coming back here, and acting like a spoiled little 3 year old brat who thinks the world orbits around him. No maturity, no rolling with the punches, no statements of; “gentlemen, I will be glad to provide you with my service records”. Just a bunch of “you’re liars! you stink! you’re sissies! I hate you! I’m better than yoooou!”
What a sad, sad man.
And he doesn’t like girlzzz, either.
Does that mean he likes boyzzz? Or puppiezzz?
So far, in researching the POLORIS, the Air Force Academy Yearbook from 1988-1992, have yet to find an Albert Lorenzo Adams listed in those timeframes.
Guess it is obvious since the Troll had no idea what AWC stood for.
Am taking bets along with Claw that the Troll will be officially inducted in the PV9 Cricket Brigade.
CHIRP!!!!
BTW, have you all notice that these guys all are affliated with Aircrafts in their embellishments?
The question is, does he actually have a pilot’s license, or is that also complete BS on his part? Considering everything, I’m calling BS on it right now.
Yes, he does have a pilots license. He is rated to fly by sight no instruments. And “SHOCKER” it appears he might have lied on his medical form.
Oh! He lied????? to the FAA? Does he know what happens to people who do not cooperate with the FAA?
Oooooh! I would love to be the fly on that wall when he’s questioned about it.
Other shoe possibly about to drop.
But the question remains, can he read an aircraft fuel gauge?
And, if he actually went to the Academy, he would have no trouble in stating whether his OEF score was High, Medium, or Low.
Watta ya think, will he know this one? My guess is that he won’t know.
OEF=Official Enlisted F#$@head.
Any recommendations for a Handle for the OEF Troll?
Here it is in his own words
http://imageshack.com/a/img923/8130/AnDVm5.png
http://imageshack.com/a/img924/3387/UJEczd.png
convenient you can’t read his name tape.
But he got the CHAPA award that let him pic his ticket. He went no where fast on the CHAPA. Geez, aren’t those still on record somewhere?
Can’t read his name tape. However, the patch on his right chest is the Air Combat Command.
He states that this photo was taken when he was an enlisted man in 1989.
ACC didn’t come into being until 1992.
ooooooops.
He’s posting above claiming we have the wrong person on the Facebook feed above
Place your bets that the IP the Facebook post was posted from matches any of the sockpuppet ones here
I’m buying stock in a shovel company. Every time this fucknut posts something he just digs the hole a little deeper.
He’s gotta be going through shovels like a man possessed…
Well, where do I start? You have sent threatening emails signing off as USAF Colonel ret. You claimed in emails to me and others that you flew rescue missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. You sent me a picture of a Pilatus PC-12 that you said your family bought and you took Donny Osmond and Derek Jeter for a ride in. As you know we verified that as a lie! You told me that you were wounded over Kandahar in an email. You claimed that you were flying a Make A Wish cancer patient and that was a lie. You named the Amazon Rescue Foundation and several others as triple etc matching donors. You said you had a retired ball player as a matching donor. You said that you were flying Mr. Pickles and Birdy for a little boy. All of this proved to be nothing but lies to scam innocent donors. And I could go on and on and on and on because your lies have no boundaries! Really. I have plenty more lies waiting if you wish to challenge me on this.. Flying to Scotland in a Cessna 172 is a goody!
Bey, what’s the tail number on each of those planes? That would be a real giveaway that he’s lying, as always.
A Cessna 172 in a trans-Atlantic trip? Where was he planning to make refueling stops? Oh, wait – he’d fly the Cessan as a glider!!!! Sure. And I can fly without wings, too.
Actually I think it was a Cessna 210 he claimed to be delivering
Maybe he flew to Scotland CT.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotland,_Connecticut