New Year, old pals

| January 3, 2015

Ron Mailahn thinks I’m a Marine;

I know I’m old, Ron, I’ve been counting the years for a long time. But you’re old, too, Ron – you’re closer to 50 than you are to 40. At your age, I was on my second career, not living at my Mom’s house, I didn’t owe child support because I’m still married to the mother of my children. I never thought of embezzling money from my daughter’s softball league and I never ran up $800 in phone sex calls on my employer’s phone. Even if I took the post down, you exist all over the internet. There’s even a Ron Mailahn meme generator. So, no, it remains. Live with it.

From other old friends, Wickre was on the line last night leaving his typical death threats. First, he pretends to be Hack Stone;

Hackstone
hackstone@gmail.com
54.227.13.255
Submitted on 2015/01/03 at 12:23 am

Whoops I have been discovered and now must pay my sins.

I am the same slime bag as Lilyea and Seavey. I deserve to be tortured and shot for my mouth. I agree now that my torment to to others deserves a come back and I draw my curtains waiting for the debt settled in my mortal coil as to my big mouth.

I will open wide on the moment

They think that they have tracked down Hack Stone, but as usual, they’re wrong. I doubt that they could find each others’ ass without chemlights. I sure hope they don’t hurt the guy they think is Hack. Then, of course, Wickre turns his guns towards us;

54.227.13.255
Submitted on 2015/01/02 at 11:49 pm

Lilyea has been caught as well as his sado-masochistic buddy Seavey. Low lifes and scum, they interrupt others lives and inflame emotions in an anti-social sense stirring up riot.

The band of malcontents are nearly traced and then we can begin the one-by-one legal reign in on each 28 year old anonymous attacker. Lilyea a punk, is dying. Seavey will be assasinated, by an angry husband.

Lacking virtue education or any moral standing they truly sit at the gutter of the Internet dispensing pap to wierdo anti-social violent Vets.

Two Anti-Christs or mob bosses, they have a punk and low life following. All will be discovered and all held to account.

The blather from the Mil Kooks will be met with death and riot. You cant treat people that way. If you arouse the worst, you can expect the worst back.

A fine life, now, with a gathering storm of enmity and hatred, each of the sociopaths can spend there days looking over there shoulders…

Lilyea will die this year and Seavey’s sewn hatred will come back to him 7×7 into misery in his time.

We’re trying to figure out who an angry husband might be that wants to kill TSO, and Wickre is the only one we can think of. And the 9000 other threats are invalidated – this is the one that is real. Gutless cowards.

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Green Thumb

A couple of major, felching shitbags.

Tactical Facepalm

extra points awarded for working in the reference to felching. cheers!

I always love the way these reponses tend to turn to some sort of weird B-movie type of fantasy end. sometimes I wish I could watch the TV in their minds…

B Woodman

No you don’t. You don’t want to go there.

A Proud Infidel®™

It’s obvious that they DO NOT want to be outdone in the stupidity category!

Andy11M

Reading that…..whatever it is from Psul, I got this sharp stinging pain behind my left eye.

propsguy

Did Wickre just declare jihad or a fatwa or something?

NHSparky

I’ll go with, “Or something” for $600, Alex.

Seriously, the number of times he’s threatened the to sic the ninja dickweed death squads of pretty much, well, EVERYONE here, makes me believe that he thinks we won’t take him seriously the one time he pulls the spandex out of the crack of his bezitted asshole just long enough to take the trek outside MD.

Psulie-boi. I’ve told you before, I’ll tell you again–I-95, go north 12 hours to NH, get to Portsmouth, hang a left, ask around for me. I’ll be the one with the shitty attitude and loaded weapons.

I’ll be waiting.

Hack Stone

“If you arouse the worst, you can expect the worst back”. Words to live by Paul K. Wickre. Your miserable existence is attributed that in your eagerness to kiss the ass of Phil Monkress, you were too fucking stupid that the information on the Internet flows both ways. You came here trying to shit in our MRE, and the only results are that you got fired from the last job you would ever have, you pissed away shitloads on lawyers and private investigators to do something (hell if we know what that would be), and anyone that does a search of your name will realize what a fucking loser you are. You would be better off developing a Wayback Machine to go two years back in time and preventing yourself from committing career suicide.

By the way, how was the FirsTech Solutions Corporate Christmas party this year. According to your website, besides yourself and Karen Williams, FirsTech Solutions has six board members and five or six engineers on the payroll. How do you fit all of those people in the corner booth at Waffle House?

Green Thumb

Awesome.

CLAW131

The seating arrangements were easy. Seven being fed regular chow on the table and seven being fed something else under the table.

nbcguy54

But who sat at the adult table? I’m pretty sure it was none of those clowns…

Ex-PH2

I thought Hack’s e-mail was italianstallion@mangiamail dot com,

Boy, was I wrong!!

Climb to Glory

A little explanation on why your life sucks, Wickre.

Enigma4you

Wow Jonn, you invented a fart translator.

Hack Stone

He should check with his wife. She is probably furiously working on a Wayback Machine to stop herself from marrying this pathetic loser.

SJ

If it isn’t SCI, have the Fecal Four been active back channel since a new champion was crowned?

2/17 Air Cav

I cannot imagine writing what he writes. I mean, how in the world does he do that? Try it. Try just writing a few lines that can’t possibly be understood by anyone but yourself. It’s not at all easy for rational people to do. In fact, it’s damn hard.

HMCS(FMF) ret.

It’s “mental masturbation” for Psul/Palmer… he has no other means of venting his anger and rage for his failures in life except to email Jonn, TSO and others.

Old Trooper

“Lilyea a punk, is dying.”

We’re all dying, dumbass. Of course, with your liver, from drinking sterno all those years, you may tip over faster than the rest of us, Wickre. We can only hope.

NHSparky

To quote Mel, “All men die. Not all men truly live.”

Guess what, Psulie-boi: none of you in the Lemon Party Triad know what it’s like to live. You exist. You are a leech. A festering pustule on the asshole of humanity.

Come to grips with that next time you stare bleary-eyed in the mirror after your latest bender.

Know that when you die, you will be quickly forgotten, unmourned, unloved, and alone. You, Bernath, Wittgenfeld, the whole fucking lot of you.

Sleep well, assholes.

RazorbackStrong

Viking blood & cheap liquor obviously doesn’t mix well

Hack Stone

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to troll the Internet.

Is it too late for Paul to get his money back on what he spent for his college degree?

Eric

Nice Animal House reference

Hack Stone

If Paul were an MRE, he would be spaghetti and dick.

Everyone can play. Take a famous movie quote, slightly modify it to fit Paul Wickre’s pathetic standing in life, and watch the hilarity ensue.

HMCS(FMF) ret.

Hack – I would think that the alternate name for the Hot Dog MREs would be more apropos… Donkey Dicks of Death

Dave Hardin

I take offense to his post. I am the Atheist around here, if there are going to be accusations of anyone being an Antichrist, I insist they be pointed at me.

It’s been weeks since some vest veneered, pin coverd, medal wearing, patch happy loser threatened me. I am starting to feel left out of the game.

Maybe its because I try so hard to hide my real name and all.

Dave Hardin

I am Spartacus

propsguy

NO! I’M Spartacus!

Enigma4you

I am Spartacus

nbcguy54

“Umm, I have a pizza for someone named Spartacus…”

Ex-PH2

Damn you all!!!! I am Spartacus!!

A Proud Infidel®™

I AM FART & CUSS!!!

Mustang1LT

Fine, but I’m a Smart-ass Cuss! So there!

Mustang1LT

😛

Hugh Jepeeness

I AM Melvin Cowznofski of Zaygnork, Iowa!!

Eric

You’re the Bearded Spartacus, I’m clean Shaven Spartacus…

Open Channel D

Spartacus? He owes me money!

Commissioner Wretched

You may take offense at his post … but you are NOT getting an ARCOM for it.

A Proud Infidel®™

Psulmer Wickre, living proof that CHEAP WINE CAUSES BRAIN DAMAGE!!!

W2

Somebody got a nose full of Military Special now didn’t they? Hey kids, this is why you shouldn’t pound the cheap booze every night. You might end up a member of the lemon party.

Hack Stone

I don’t that Paul could afford the Military Special hooch. He is probably brewing his own in his toilet tank. Something that he learned while locked up in the Montgomery County Maryland Correctional Facility. Paul always cuts a dashing figure, whether in a $5 suit from Goodwill or an orange prison issued jumpsuit.

Mustang1LT

Aaaaaah yes, Pruno. What jailbirds in the know drink. Man, this guy…..

HMCS(FMF) ret

May be NSFW…

Ron (not really)

it wasnot Girl Scouts it was my daughters softball league. I earned that money old troll! You don’t understand how expensive it is to buy enough rope to tie up fat girls

W2

Oh, and Ron, you’re just pathetic man. Shake any Girl Scouts down for
Cookie money this year?

Mustang1LT

You kidding, if he tried that he’d get bitch slapped into next week. Kinda like this video, only the male lead in the clip has his own home and is actually married

http://youtu.be/CMShM2V5cXo

Hack Stone

I know that we are all having a good laugh at the expense of Paul K. Wickre, Vice President of FirsTech Solutions, but please take a moment to say a prayer for Elaine Ricci, former President and current board of directors member of FirsTch Solutions. It seems that since Karen Williams assumed the position of President, poor Elaine has gone missing.

#BringElaineRicciHome

HMCS(FMF) ret

Does anyone else think that there sill be more coupon clipping and shopping at the local Piggly Wiggly instead of Whole Foods for the Wickre/Williams family – with the defeat of Ms. Williams employer in the recent mid-term election, there will be a deficit of around $85k in annual income.

Also, Psul/Palmer – spend a little of that “family money” into fixing up your home. I’m sure your neighbors property values are in the tank based on the appearance of “Stately Wickre Manor”, and your neighbors would appreciate the effort

Mustang1LT

Yeah, Palmer. Get a fucking door for your mailbox. Hell, you can BUY an entire mailbox for about 20 bucks. That’s only about 6 bottles of Thundebird!

RM3(SS)

They are obviously flush, if you look at the newest street view of stately Wickre manor, they’ve added a second cabana carport and filled it with what appears to be a yard car starter set.

Hack Stone

Perhaps that is where we will find the missing Elaine Ricci.

#BringElaineRicciHome

Ex-PH2

If she’s smart, she’ll get a no-fault divorce and hit him up for alimony.

Hack Stone

Good luck. She will end up getting 75% of his unemployment benefits, if it hasn’t run out yet.

I don’t know why he has all this hate for me. I explicitly told the Salvation Army to give him and his wife an extra scoop of turkey loaf when he showed up at the soup kitchen for his Christmas meal. It’s not my fault that they wouldn’t serve him until he took a shower.

Green Thumb

75% of nothing is nothing.

Lets not forget Phildo (Phil Monkress of All-Points Logistics) stiffed him.

Eric

“…defeat of Ms. Williams employer in the recent mid-term election, there will be a deficit of around $85k in annual income”

You need at least 3 times that amount to be able to afford to shop at Whole Foods.

W2

That’s funny right there Hack. You got a hash tag and everything. When oh when will Elaine come home, the world wonders?

Hack Stone

Hack’s Facebook friends have already read the news release regarding the missing Elaine Ricci. If Jonn grants me permission, I will post it on this thread. Jonn has to put up with enough bullshit from the Lucky Smegma, I don’t want to cause too much aggravation for him. (That would be Jonn. I live to aggravate Paul.)

W2

One can hope Jonn will let you post. Let’s just hope Elaine isn’t trapped in the trunk of a shitty, broke down jaguar.

A Proud Infidel®™

#FREE ELAINE RICCI!!!

thebesig

Ronald Mailahn: …hear anymore about it. Ronald (Ron) Mailahn (Google hit), you’re going to continue to hear about this until you realize that there’s nothing that you can do to have these posts removed. The posts involving you are going to stay up, Jonn Lilyea has stated such. I guarantee you that if you call Jonn up again, and play your games, there’ll be yet a new post on this website about you. Ronald Mailahn: Like I said, I was in the United States Army, I was proud to be in the Army, According to the POW network, you have not served a day in uniform. The national personal records archives don’t have anything on you as your having served in the United States military. By making these claims, in this new year, you make yourself a candidate for the 2015 Blue Falcon Stolen Valor Tournament. 💡 You’re talking to Jonn as if he has no choice but to remove these threads. You’re making it sound like he, and those that post on these threads, are causing problems with your fiancé as well as with her family. I have news for you. You’re doing all the work, all that’s required is for us to record your acts on this thread. Your phone calls to Jonn constitute the legwork of a big chunk of his videos. Your activities give us opportunities to write about you. Want this to stop? Stop sweating the things he you cannot control. You can’t control what administrators do on the site. You can’t control what we say or do on this site either. You can; however, control what you do. Put this behind you. Stop your reindeer games. Change your behavior, to include seeking professional help for your anger problems. You also need professional help with managing your stress. While you’re at it, you need to speak to a therapist that can help you build your self-esteem up. In other words, get up and move forward. Take advantage of the opportunities that come your way. You don’t seem to be interested in doing that. You want… Read more »

RazorbackStrong

Excellent, Besig. *finger snaps*

Now son, this advice is perfect for you and all your shitbag brothers. And for Gods sake, move out of your mom’s house! Do you still ask her for money?
Anyway, do as Besig says & you can turn it around.

thebesig

Your advice to him is “razor strong”. :mrgreen:

Hack Stone

I do believe that his FOIA request came back showing that he did serve an abbreviated tour in the Army. During an earlier exchange with Jonn, he said that he claimed to be a Marine because the Marines were better. Regardless, he never even approached the NCO ranks, much less SNCO.

Hondo

Correct, Hack.

http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=31985

What I’d like to know is who Wickre’s better half (figuratively speaking) will be working for later this month?

thebesig

Originally posted by Hack Stone: I do believe that his FOIA request came back showing that he did serve an abbreviated tour in the Army. During an earlier exchange with Jonn, he said that he claimed to be a Marine because the Marines were better. Regardless, he never even approached the NCO ranks, much less SNCO. I completely forgot about that. 😯 Thanks for bringing that up. That actually makes things a lot worse for him than if he didn’t even serve in the Army. 😈 In fact, with a record like that, I could understand why he wouldn’t want to talk about that, or mention that he served in the Army. Not serving at all would’ve been a better option for him. 🙄 And Ronald Lee Mailahn Jr., (Google Hit) I wouldn’t be surprised that you were such a substandard performer, consistently failing to meet your own low goals, that a couple of components booted you to another component. You sat around in the IRR, probably not getting the minimum points needed each year, for satisfactory performance. At some point in time, you decided that you were going to grace another unit with your attitude and substandard performance. You joined the National Guard. You probably exceeded your move to fail to meet low goals this time… by deciding to not participate in drills. It appears that you were transferred into the IRR as a result of your failure to participate in drills and other training. They had to drop you from the books so that you wouldn’t count against them. They put you in the IRR. I doubt that you worked feverishly to get the minimum participation points that you needed to have a good year. The trend that I’m seeing here is that your attitude contributed to your being a substandard performer. It also contributed to you getting tossed to another component. Your actions show that you were not even proud of being in the Army. If you were, you would’ve applied yourself and your active duty would’ve been longer. I’m willing to guess that your substandard performance,… Read more »

RazorbackStrong

He’s prolly on all that dope, too!!!

HS Junior

Has Mailahn formally joined up as the fourth member of the Lemon Party Triad yet, or is that particular milestone of stupid still up the road?

A Proud Infidel®™

If he does join, we can call them “The Dutch Rudder Quartet”! (Google it, I dare you!) 😈

HS Junior

Later, when my family isn’t around. 😀

If he does join, you get the distinction of coming up with the nickname for yet another TAH poser/poser organization

Green Thumb

Damn.

Rough.

My understanding of that move is that you must have a Phildo to bring it to fruition.

B Woodman

I go’ed there. I just HADDA go’ed there.

Please pass the mind bleach.

A Proud Infidel®™

HEHheheheheheheheheheheheh… 😈

Instinct

well, since I’m a Ramone’s fan I guess I’m part of the punk following as opposed to the low life following

Hack Stone

Gabba gabba hey! I always enjoyed their appearance on The Simpsons.

I did get to catch them on your back in 1990 with The Tom-TomClub, Jerry Harrison and Debbie Harry. I have a great story about that show which I will tell during the TAH Beer Summit.

Mustang1LT

“Smithers, kill the Rolling Stones!”
“But sir…”

Hack Stone

Just do it!

Chris

Funny old Ron will call Jonn, and rant and rave about his getting caught for SV, but doesn’t have the balls to come on here and try to defend himself. It would be like blood in the water to most commenters here!,,lol

Big Steve

Damn John… I’m impressed by how calm and cool you are while getting yelled at and threatened by these psychos.
That Korfhage is an absolute whack.

NHSparky

Notice how none of them seem to be real eager to travel to “shall-issue” states, even Wiffenfarts.

Go figure.

2/17 Air Cav

Yeah, it’s one thing to get into West Virginia. Just try getting out. It’s not a very driver-friendly state. And if you pop on the GPS and can get a connection, instead of coordinates and directions, you get this: “You’re pretty screwed. Good luck.”

Green Thumb

Would not Dullass, Bernath and Heavy Chevy be coming from above?

2/17 Air Cav

Yes, but even assuming that they will be standing, extraction is precluded. All roads lead to doom and the woods are unforgiving.

Hondo

“Cometh” for years? Dunno about that, Jonn.

Methinks the only time SoMeOnE wE aLl KnOw AnD “lOvE” has gotten his dong wet in the last 4+ decades has been in the shower.

CLAW131

I think that certain SoMeOnE has been “cometh”ing by his own hand for years. That’s why he has a prepaid monthly refill prescription to Lady Monkey Butt Lotion. The lotion that has the smell of Calamine with just a hint of freshly dried laundry.

Green Thumb

I was thinking more along the lines of burned rubber and Vaseline.

And a picture of Cody Stermer, of course.

Hondo

Shoot, Claw – the way ThAt OlD fOoL seems to be stuck in the past, you’d think that the only smells that excite him are nước mắm and burning latrine contents mixed with diesel. And in his case, that might even be the truth.

CLAW131

Well, I’m sure that the clown suit does chafe him in all the wrong places every time he wears it.

Big Steve

OK… maybe no real threat to worry about, but I personally would lose my patience with these big talking fakers if they talked to me like that on the phone. I think I would be swearing back, threatening back, and getting a little fired up.
Especially when some punk is saying he’s going to come and “torture” my family, and crap like that.

Patience was never my strong suit, anyway.

A Proud Infidel®™

IDIOT losers like them get their thrills by pissing people off. If you ever do get a threatening call from one, the best way to make them shit-their-pants mad in return is to talk back as calmly and nicely as you can in return, they’ll shit themselves!!

B Woodman

And laugh at them. Turds (and LibTurds) like them just HATE to be laughed at.
I think it’s a self-esteem issue. They have so little of it within themselves, that if they can’t get their esteem (as opposed to e-bake) from others, then they have/are nothing (at least, in their own mind).

Ex-PH2

Pickwickre Peckerwood thinks I’m 28? Yes, I certainly am.

It would be nice, wouldn’t it? to find that peckerwood found a way to write coherent English, instead of cranking out something that appears to have been put through a google translator after it spewed forth from his drunk-ass mouth?

Mailahn, you’re an idiot. You’re useless, lazy, and stupid. If you want to be a dependent child at your age, go live in a nursing home. The help will change your diapers and wipe your ass for you. They’ll even grind up your food and spoonfeed you. But that, you see, means that you’re too senile to take care of yourself.

Green Thumb

Palmer (of the Ballsack) is a semen-sampling rent boy.

A Proud Infidel®™

Didn’t “T-bird Brain” Wickre once accuse Michelle Malkin of being you?

Hack Stone

Michelle Malkin is a babe. If she was President, she would be Baberaham Lincoln. If Paul Wickre and Daniel Bernath took the proper medication, they might not be such assholes.

A Proud Infidel®™

If any of those fart pickle-sniffing imbecilic taint-sniffing fart-breathed buck-toothed lobotomized fungus-headed Swamp Donkeys had even the tiniest bit of brains, they’d be so dangerous they would have to be registered with and monitored by the State, Feds and the UN!!

NHSparky

Psulie-boi, Gunny Driveway, Wiffinfarts, Bernutless:

Combined, if brains were cotton, you fucktards still wouldn’t have enough to make a tampon for a pissant.

You gave it your best shot, you lost, now any rational person would know that when bested, it’s best just to remain silent. You have that right, but you stupid fuckers just don’t have the ability. It’s like some pathological need for you to flap your cocksucker, as if your vital organs are dependent upon your mouth flapping open and closed like a carp, regardless of what comes out.

Even when you discover yourselves in a legal shitpile of your own making, you STILL can’t STFU. Rather than help each other to a semblance of normalcy, you are hell bent on outdoing each other to see who can make the most spectacular train wreck.

As to that, all I can say is, keep doing what you’re doing. It’s gonna be awesome when the wreckage that is your lives piles up, and we’re going to be there to witness it in all it’s flaming glory.

nbcguy54

…and point and laugh.

Green Thumb

“Psulie-boi, Gunny Driveway, Wiffinfarts, Bernutless”

Toss in Phildo Heavy Chevy and you have what I refer to as “The Legion of Taint”.

Hondo

Don’t forget Frankie-boi “Self Produced” Visconi.

Green Thumb

Yeah.

But “Forgin'” Frank Visconi strikes me as more of a meatgazer standing outside the circle watching.

Just look at that picture of him with his mouth open.

Yikes.

A Proud Infidel®™

How ’bout “The Dutch Rudder league”?

Hondo

I’m thinkin’ “Team Circlejerk” fits that group better. But both work.

A Proud Infidel®™

“The Dutch Rudder Gang”?

Mustang1LT

Basically, anytime there is a post regarding Palmer, I will henceforth post a video related to his consumption of cheap booze. Here we go again!

http://youtu.be/Zb9rGXLjbT4

RazorbackStrong

Good call LT!

Can you work in some Jobu & “Jesus Christ can throw a curve-ball” maybe later? When the time is right?

A Proud Infidel®™

RazorbackStrong

Thanks Infidel, you rock. Hope u saw that Meme the other day bout SMA with the lil kid looking out his front door kinda sad w a kids m-16 on his back saying “I don’t know, I just thought…we’d do more infidel stuff”

Flagwaver

I don’t have a lot of money, but I am getting to the point of offering to pay for some 100-level writing classes at whatever Community College is closest to him. If for no other reason than to read his stuff without having to translate it first.

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Hack Stone

Earlier today, as Hack was tending to taking down the Christmas decorations, the doorbell rang. In my mortal coil, whatever the fuck that means, I drew the curtains back, expecting to see a loser clad in spandex at the door, and a rusting Jaguars leaking oil in my driveway. To my somewhat relief, it was only a couple of Jehovah’s Witnesses. I knew that I should have enrolled in the Jehovah Witness Protection Program. I told them that I did not have any time right now, but feel free to stop by my other residence on Wilson Lane in Bethesda.

A Proud Infidel®™

Jehovah’s Witnesses? That’s why I keep a black cassock and a goat skull handy by the front door. If they show up, I answer the door wearing the cassock while holding the goat’s skull inviting them to the ritual in progress!! My Sister heard that they won’t come by your house if they see a cross by the front door, she bought a nice-looking cast iron cross, mounted it by her front door, and they never came to it or left literature wedged in the doorway while her neighbors did!

Hack Stone

No such luck. I am Irish Catholic, and lovely bride, Rosetta, is Filipina Catholic. They JW’s working our neighborhood are Filipinas, so they think they have a foot in the door. Last week I saw some Evangelicals working the block, and they hit the JW house. A little bit of payback, I guess. And just to give you an idea of my upbringing, our house was so Catholic, my Mother would not let us listen to Meatloaf on Fridays.

Flagwaver

Just wait until the Mormons start going door-to-door.

B Woodman

They already do. World wide. They just haven’t gotten to YOUR door yet.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAA.

Enigma4you

I invite them in and have a conversation with myself.

I say “We don’t get guest often after that last little incident

And then I tell them about meeting Jesus at the Mcdonalds followed by why I;m not crazy, if I were the state would not keep letting me walk away the way they do while peeking out the windows and asking if they saw anyone watching my house.

Most of them don’t make it past mcdonalds

David

While moving out of an apartment complex (which had stiffed us on our deposit because I was PCSing) some JWs came to the door while we were moving out – wife asked them to please come back after we were settled in, and to ignore her husband who would be a little grumpy about religion – SHE was real interested and please please don’t give up. We always wondered how many million visits the people who moved in after us got.

Mr. Wolf

Mailahn? Can’t say it. Barely spell it.

Son your name should be Mailoxx…

B Woodman

Maybe a better personalized last name would be “MaleBox”.

Hack Stone

Police Hold Press Conference For Missing Bethesda Woman By Stephen Glass Bethesda MD 26 Dec 2014: Montgomery County Police and the Maryland State Police held a joint news conference this morning, seeking the public’s help in locating a missing Bethesda woman. Authorities are searching for Elaine Ricci, former Chairman of the Board and current Board member of FirsTech Solutions, a company that sells software to the federal government. Authorities are baffled, since Ms. Ricci has not been seen in public for quite some time, and other than FirsTech Solutions CEO & Acting VP of Sales Paul K. Wickre stating that she has “been instrumental in building the capital infrastructure of the firm including both the key Escrow/Trust accounts with FirsTech’s bankers as well as the bridge financing from BVP”, there have been no known sightings of her for the last year. “We don’t know where to start looking,” said Montgomery County Detective Theo Kojak. “Initially, we thought that she was despondent and suicidal over losing her position as Chairman of the Board, but at this point, we suspect foul play. There has been no use of her credit cards, her savings account has not been touched, and there is no activity on her Facebook, Linked In or Match.com accounts. In fact, we can’t find any trace of her. There is nobody with the name Elaine Ricci fitting her description on any of those sites in the National Capital Region, we have no driver’s license in Maryland, Virginia or DC for an Elaine Ricci, and there is only one known photograph of her. It is as if she never existed.” Given the unusual circumstances of this missing person’s case, the FBI and Homeland Security have been brought into the investigation, fearing that she may have succumbed to a terrorist plot or her disappearance may have something to do with recent allegations of North Korea’s involvement with the Sony Hacking Scandal. “This goes beyond a missing woman case,” said FBI Field Agent Efrem Zimbalist, Jr. “The fact that her entire history has been wiped from the landscape indicates that evildoers are afoot,… Read more »

Ex-PH2

$2 billion, eh? Have the taxes been paid on that, or is it Monopoly money?

Hack Stone

This doesn’t look good. Someone changed the biographical information for Elaine Ricci on the FirsTech Solutions website. It is as if someone is removing all traces of her. They don’t want us to find her.

http://www.firstechsolutions.net/about.html

Hack Stone

I just checked out Stately Wickre Manor/FirsTech Solutions Corporate Headquarters, and yes, they added another car canopy in their driveway. The new one is a double wide shelter. He must have gotten a good deal at Big Lots. Of course, he stills hasn’t scratched together $20 to buy a mailbox with a door. I am sure that the neighbors are thrilled with the two tents in the driveway driving down property values. And what’s with the freshly turned dirt in the front yard? Either that is where the authorities will find the missing Elaine Ricci, or all of those cans of discount chili that Paul has been clogged his sewer line.