Wanted; Daniel A. Bernath
Editor’s Note: Apparently someone has broken into TAH past our multiple levels of defense. I assume it is satire, but we are looking into it. I only know that none of us did this. And Satire is apparently an absolute defense to all libels and slanders. One of the greatest legal minds of any generation told us that, so it must be true.
We’ll work on finding out who it is.
Here’s your wanted poster for Daniel Bernath who was never a Chief Petty Officer honorably or otherwise. MCPO NYC got an email from CDR John W. White, USN (Ret), who is the President of the National Association of Naval Photography, you know the group that Bernath claims bestowed upon him an “Honorable” Chief Petty Officer rank. Well, Commander White sends;
The National Association of Naval Photography (NANP) has never conferred the title of “Honorary Chief Petty Officer” upon anyone. Therefore, we would have no official records substantiating Mr. Bernath’s claim concerning the title. Please note that only the Master Chief Petty Officer of the Navy has the authority to confer such a title.
D’oh! Who thought that someone would check, right?
Oh, did I mention that Daniel Bernath, is going to be “Gregory Banks famous” in a few days? Well, he will.
Category: Phony soldiers
Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
Thief of Thieves!
Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
Stumpsucking scum!
Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
Everyone knows –
Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
That you’re just scum!
Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
I dig the POSer poster. He even has phildo beat all hollow for being a public nuisance, an incontrovertible jackass, and an unrepentant asshole.
Shep says ‘Hi!’
I say: 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛
Have a nice day, dandan bernastypantsman. You do have it coming.
Disclaimer: this is not posted in schadenfreude.
Heheheheheheh….. :D:D
I so love these.
I was thinking that, if I could scare up the funds somehow, it’d be neat to make trading cards for all these guys.
Wouldn’t that be a hoot to offer packs of these trading cards for sale in the Exchanges, VFW/DAV/Legion, etc?
I get the feeling that “cruise” he left on won’t be nearly as relaxing as he had hoped when he has a camera and microphone stuck in his face.
Sucks for you, Buttblast Bernath.
THE PAIN TRAIN IS COMIN’ FOR YOU, DANNY-BOI!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzToNo7A-94
DON’T BE BRINGIN’ YOUR WEAK SHIT UP IN THIS HUMPITY-BUMPITY, DANNY-BOI!!!
I don’t know if this was posted in the original thread, but on his “masturbatory I love me” page, the picture of him in the lawyer garb is another photo-shopped head job. He used this picture of a real lawyer and put is domed noggin on it. http://www.flickr.com/photos/35430070@N03/3393851041/
What a loser
I still can’t understand why these ass clowns want to pose as something they’re not. Apparently they’re too stupid to know that they’re walking into an L-shaped kill zone when they confront the folks at TAH.
Jeeze. What a maroon!
Excellent. Keep up the pressure and exposure on this worthless turd.
Bernath just tucked tail and ran. Never seen such a cowardly display after all that shit talking he pulled in that one thread. He has tucked tail in other forums too it seems.
So, am I guessing corectly that the extra stripe was added using a basic windows drawing program that was intended to give a child an artistic outlet?
“Oh, did I mention that Daniel Bernath, is going to be “Gregory Banks famous” in a few days? Well, he will.”
Dun-dun-dunnnnn. Uh oh, is some local TV stations I-Team going to do a story on him? Will it include riveting footage of a reporter knocking on a office door and getting no response?
@10 RGR4-78, actually his true outlet was his long winded posts ala the Wickerman in the original posting.
RGR4-78, I’ve been trying to figure out if that was done with Paint or with Photoshop Elements, since it’s so amateurish. And he forgot so many things, too, like use an actual chief’s uniform jacket, make the buttons gold, use the correct jacket for the time period.
But you see, bernuttsless was engaging in an act of extremely petty revenge against PH1(AC) SHeppard (Ret.), who outed him some time back for stealing Shep’s copyrighted work and claiming it for himself.
He’s still stealing work by other people and puttin it on his idiotsite, so you have to post a notice that your work is copyrighted (automatically) and he DOES NOT have permission to use it, even under the terms of fair use.
So I’m going back to working on B&B#2, which Twist is champing at the bit to read, and the other stuff I’ve got going on, but I’ll be around, lurking in the background, keeping an eye out for news on bernastypants.
He made E-5 in three years and change ??? Why in the world would he have to even think about lying about his service ?
That is good no matter what service you are in.
I got out as an E-3 because they didn’t like that funny weed I was smoking and picked up an Article 15 on my tour of Alaska.
I’m still proud of what I did. He should be too, Oh well…
Another dumba$$ for the funny pages !!!
@12
Thanks for the backstory Ex-PH2.
I don’t know why these jackholes think that they can pull one over on us here at TAH. We probably got a combined couple centuries worth of Military service.
SOOOOOOOOOOO glad to finally see this poster on him. Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving guy. Should be in every Post Office in the Portland area. Get him big time TAH!!!
nastypants, time to get yours, you valor-sucking cockroach…
He could always move to Florida and work with All Points Logistics.
EX-Ph2 – After my “nap” I’m fixin to take I’m going to call you tonight. It’s about Shep.
Jonn you should rename TAH to “America’s Next Top Poser” after all the people you guys are making famous.
Twist: I made a similar statement some time back, then got to thinking that it would really only take about 8 of us to make a couple of hundred years! So, we are probably really talking about many thousands instead of hundreds of years of military experience.
Over 4600 visitors today so far, at only 1 year of military service each – it really starts to add up.
Bernath looks FABULOUS in the WANTED POSTER!
Moron!
This guy flat pisses me off.
My Great-Uncle, William Grear, retired as a CWT (Wearing all gold stripes) after 30+ years. That this scumbag wears gold stripes is an insult to my great-uncle and all the men like him.
Joseph Welch, it’s even worses, because bernutsless stole the real PH1’s rfetirement portrait (I know the real guy) and ‘shopped his own fat head onto it, and tried to alter the PH1 crow to make it look like a chief’s crow.
See here: http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=39775&cpage=1#comment-1133168
and for the whole story, go here: http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=38816
bernastypantsman is the most revolting sleaze I’ve seen in a long time. He’s at least as sleazy as that South African phony SEAL Cheif Shipley outed a couple weeks ago.
These dirtballs have no shame at all.
@23- …and PH1 Sheppard paid a dear price for the photos and the uniform that Crash took credit for.
That fucking scumbag Bernath deserves every bit of what comes next.
Ohhhh Danny Boi, come out to play…
Do you know what else is kind of sad? None of the current batch of posers has that insane, drunken drive to keep defending themselves in the face of obvious and clear evidence ala Wikre and Wittless.
Come Danny, man up! Chug down a gallon of cheap hootch and start ‘defending’ yourself. And the rest of you gutless cowards! Get in the game already!
Soon fellow dickweeds. Soon!
I will be worth every moment of waiting!
Can I be the mop bearer for ya, MCPO? Fun, fun until his Honorary nothing got taken away. Hehe.
Queef.
A third grader could have drawn a more convincing CPO Rocker with a crayon! I have far more respect for a dog turd on the sidewalk than I do for Bernath and all like him!!
Daniel Bernath AKA TAH chew toy. Enjoy the infamy, turd shiner.
DON’T BE BRINGIN’ YOUR WEAK SHIT UP IN THIS HUMPITY-BUMPITY, DANNY-BOI!!! THE PAIN TRAIN IS COMIN’ FOR YOU, DANNY-BOI!!!
So why’d Danny Bernath get quiet suddenly? He wouldn’t be running scared would he? He’s such a man among men! Why would he be scared? It’s not like he’s a fake ass poser with a big mouth and no ass to back it up.
ATC, he’s not unlike a cockroach scurrying back under the fridge the moment someone turns the light on!
Send him cranking in the Chief’s mess for a while. He’ll get squared away fast.
I’ve shared. In his sputtering rebuttals on the original thread, he made himself the first Stolen Valor claimant of my agency (if Master Chief has his facts right about Bernasty never working for DHS). I have a fair number of absent friends, including one who came to work for us after surviving the Twin Towers on 9/11, who I’m sending to haunt his ugly ass.
Again … Bernath DID not work for DHS from 2002 – 2004. That was his claim. The DHS opened doors on March 1, 2003.
I worked at DHS HQ during the period prior to and after March 1, 2003 at a SEL to a two star admiral.
So Bernath can promote himself as what ever he believes … however the records will show … he never worked for the DHS from 2002 – 2004 as he claims. PERIOD!
35JBAR Says:
February 14th, 2014 at 3:27 am
“Send him cranking in the Chief’s mess for a while. He’ll get squared away fast.”
MCPO says, “That is a big negative Ghost Rider that pattern is full … Bernath would be sh!t canned very quickly and reassigned to the crew’s scullery where he would remain for his full 90 days. After which the Chief MAA will recommend and additional 90 days because he is such a moron!
IT’S JUDGEMENT DAY, DANNY-BOI!!!! The people in the Portland area are gonna see the real Danial A. Bernath for who he is – a FRAUD, LIAR and DEADBEAT DAD!
THE PAIN TRAIN IS ALMOST HERE FOR YOU, DANNY-BOI!!!
POS aint worthy to mess crank for a pack of rats. TO even let him near real Sailors would be an insult.
He needs to be put in a Flogging Block on the USS Constitution and let every real Chief active and retired give him lashes.
I sometimes think it’s kind of a shame that keelhauling near the screws on an aircraft carrier has gone out of vogue.
But then, I’m civilized, so I’d prefer to simply see him put in the public stocks with all his lies posted next to him in large type bold face print, laminated to resist weathering, for a minimum of 10 days.
That could be followed by cleaning up any and all improperly used, non-functioning commodes in all heads on any and all ships in port for maintenance, under the watch of two large and hairy SPs with no sympathy for rat bastages.
Caling him a sewer rat is an insult to sewer rats.
@41, INDEED, Enigma!! But I have to respectfully dissent with your letting only Real USN Chiefs get an opportunity to flog that dreg of Society. As I see it, he/it has denigrated NCO’s, PERIOD with his snotnosed antics, thus I suggest that ALL Real USN Chiefs “get first dibs” because he denigrated US Navy NCOs with his scams, and after that, any Senior NCO from any of the other Armed Services gets a chance to flog him/it while that slug is held shirtless in a pillory in the brightest daylight possible, NO sunscreen, ointment, etc., and he would be left there at night, only getting the briefest of latrine breaks (YES, LATRINE, I’m Army!) during which ANY Senior NCO showing up at ANY time wanting to flog him/it would be allowed to do so. A GREAT suggestion, and I Second that with my additional suggestion!!
ATTENTION:
Navy Times will have Bernath … FRONT PAGE!
Sorry … I was saving that!
I haven’t mentioned this before, have I? Okay, well, the Yorktown crossed the equator twice on her final cruise before decommissioning – once going south from Chile, then around the Horn and the second crossing northbound to Norkfolk.
Now, when a ship crosses the equator, there is usually a shellback initiation ceremony so that the pollywogs (wogs) can be designated as real sailors. While it is entirely voluntary, most of them want that certificate that says they are real sailors and no longer wogs. I think our sub sailors will agree to that.
I’m quite sure now that bernutskybutt, being the inveterate sissy and overgrown infant that he is, never went through the shellback ritual, and I say this mostly because his entire career has been based on being a lying, lazy fuck who wants everyone else’s ‘glory’ for himself.
I don’t think it’s too far off base to voice this opinion, because most sailors who went from wog to shellback have those certificates and guard them closely.
bernasstypissypants is such a jackass that if he had gone through that, in his efforts to make himself look ‘real’, he’d have long since posted it on his bloated ego website.
Which means this wog is still a wog and Davy Jones ain’t pleased with him.
Mr Bernath’s comment here has been deleted. First, he is now contacting directly a person who is under legal representation, which as a lawyer he should know is verbotten. Two, court filings by Mr. Bernath’s wife have indicated that at times he is incapable of making proper decisions in social settings, while in others is so incapacitated by pain that he simply rocks back and forth while weeping.
As such, his comment is now deleted, as will be all other comments which slip through.
However, yes, he has claimed that he has filed a restraining order against Jonn. I’ll believe it when I see it. But if we ever get one served, we already have begun our countersuit under Oregon’s Anti-SLAPP lawsuit which would require him to pay our attorneys.
Wow. A restraining order. For what?
I can’t believe this cretinous rabid warthog actually thinks anyone wants to even come within smelling distance of him.
Umm… Really? lol…
I wasn’t entirely sure before, but now I am..Your cheese didn’t just slide off your cracker Daniel A. Bernath Pumpous Pickle Poopyhead.. it literally flew off said cracker and is now gone forever and ever into the great ether of the interwebs…
So tell me Daniel A. Bernath..what’s it like to be an unfortunately shaped phallic hedge?
Do people stare and point at you? I know I would…
Oh and for the love of Pedro, wipe that damn Santorum stain off your potato face…its very unbecoming.
Dammit Daniel-san,
I just read your post while I was partaking in the consumption of a mix of Coca-Cola and The Kraken brand of rum. Said concoction was forcefully expelled through my sinus cavities. Now I have to talk to my lawyer and see if he thinks that I’d have a worthwhile case to sue you for pain and suffering of my sinuses caused by the aforementioned expulsion, plus damages to my data processing equipment as it was in the blast radius of said expulsion.
Daniel A. Bernath: You are a very special kind of sleazebag, aren’t you? Have you ever actually done anything in your pitiful life? Have you ever, you know, “Created” anything? Have you ever even caused someone to want to be your friend?
A restraining order? How pathetic. Just goes to show that you aren’t the brightest boy on the Bar.
Just one of many that I have found to be a
MEGA CLASS PATHETIC LOSER
It must suck to be you.
Geez, bernutsless, you are SUCH a boring, skanky, foul-breathed old sack of sour wine. I did not think that there was another word that could adequately describe your behavior until now, but there is.
Ready for it? Here goes.
B-O-R-I-N-G. Pronounced ‘bor-ing’.
Seriously, post the RO or SHUT THE FUCK UP, WOG.
Bernath, don’t you know. It’s as plain as those snagley teeth in your mouth.
Ex-PH2 has been your neighbor for years. You know, the house right next to you with a view of the ocean. She parks her plane right next to your Beechcraft Bonanza.
Oh, I forgot, you live in Tigard. Where’s the ocean view from Tigard? Answer, THERES NOT ONE!
Not listed as an attorney here:
http://www.osbar.org/members/membersearch_start.asp
Nor here:
http://egov.sos.state.or.us/br/pkg_br_web_assoc_name_srch.main
*Publicly available information*:
http://aircraft-registration.findthedata.org/l/2455/102HA
http://flightaware.com/resources/registration/N102HA
http://whoseplane.com/info/aircraft-manufacturer-model/FLIGHT-DESIGN-GMBH-CTSW-N102HA.html
http://www.aviationdb.com/Aviation/Aircraft/1/N102HA.shtm
http://www.aircraftdomain.com/tail-number/n102ha.html
http://www.regosearch.com/aircraft/us/102HA
Sorry for posting so many links at one time.
@44, Now if you could just convince the Navy to bring back Keel Hauling for his sorry ass….
My dartboard needs a new mugshot.
Will we get the link to the Navy Times story?
Oh, I mean to ask, and forgot, because I went out for Chinese food: Are you going to try all that legal mumbo-jumbo on TAH, bernastypantsman?
‘Cause if you are, you sure do have way too much time on your hands.
Well, I guess bernutsless answered my question in this post, didn’t he?
Yeah, I’m right under your snotty nose, dandan bernastypantsman.
You want find me, huh? Oh, hell, you couldn’t find your way out of a brown paper bag with a map and a flashlight.
You would, in fact, get lost in the desert with a working GPS component. Oh, but, wait — you did that already, didn’t you? And you can’t even figure out what it means when a fuel gauge says ‘L0-0-0-0W’!
You are SO incredibly stupid, you don’t even know you’re alive.
That’d be a wet, brown paper bag…
And anyway, what are you trying to hide?