Bye Bye Bernie
The Independent Senator from Vermont and Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has ‘suspended’ his campaign. The self admitted Social Democrat ran his campaign on far left ideologies such as climate change, free college, firearms restrictions, doubling the Federal minimum wage, and universal healthcare to name a few. That these policies would beggar the country was immaterial.
Sanders suspends presidential campaign, rendering Biden presumptive Democratic nominee
By Paul Steinhauser, Brooke Singman
Bernie Sanders has suspended his Democratic presidential campaign — all but handing the nomination to former Vice President Joe Biden.
According to a brief campaign statement, the senator from Vermont announced the decision during an all-staff conference call Wednesday morning.
He will address supporters shortly before noon during a livestream.
Sanders won New Hampshire’s primary and scored a landslie victory in the Nevada caucuses in late in February, as he surged to front-runner status in the nomination race.
The populist lawmaker then suffered a string of major primary defeats in his second straight presidential bid, but until now had refused to back out of the race, instead pressing Biden to embrace progressive policy positions.
But Biden has amassed a near-insurmountable delegate lead, following decisive victories on Super Tuesday as well as subsequent contests — before coronavirus measures forced most primaries on the calendar to be delayed.
Sanders’ lingering presence in the race had agitated Biden allies, concerned he would continue to make it difficult for Biden to fully focus on a general election battle against President Trump.
Difficult for Biden to fully focus on a general election battle? Talk about low hanging fruit, but I’ll resist the temptation. Read the rest of the article here: Fox News
Category: 2020 Election, Democrats, Politics
I wonder who paid him off this time
New vacation home coming soon
This time with a large jacuzzi addition…
Filled with liberal tears and formaldehyde?
Beach front in Havana.
DNC
Next question?
My thought as well. Not so much “who” (DNC given), but “how much”?
And the DNC accuses President Trump of “quid pro quo”.
The betting is that Bernout got 1.another beachfront house, somewhere, 2. a Learjet 3. A new Mercedes Benz SUV. Paid for by the DNC.
Joe Biden is just happy that Bernie Sanders can now go back to frying chicken.
No, that’s his grandpa …
Good ol’ Bernie Sanders Socialist Fried Chicken. You buy it, we give it to someone else.
There is no such a thing as a socialist fried chicken.
Maybe a fried egg, rationed.
Bernie Sanders fries the Constitution, not chicken, Hack.
Even if Bernie fried some chicken, I wouldn’t touch it with a 10′ pole even if starving to death.
Bern Out
I heard the wailing and gnashing of larsi boi from all the way over in Commiefornia. He’ll be here in a minute screaming…”WE WUZ ROBBED!!!”
Bwahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha
Maybe his mommy will serve him up some cream pie?
Der Commissar crying in his borscht right now…
“Snowballing”
DO. NOT. GOOGLE. THIS!!!!
Ditto with “Shrimping”…
Or “pig-fucker” (not to mention any other South Park insult).
Can’t go BALLS DEEP FOR BERNIE again…
Awww. Poor Bernie. Bless his heart.
Now we have to suffer another round of crying and hysterical snowflakes. At least this time around they should be more individuals instead of groups of them. Will it be more difficult to tolerate? Will we soon discover that much of the hysteria was due to them creating their own little mobs??
Looks like more material for federal grants/studies.
Will the Bernie Bros “endure the unendurable” and accept the direction of their dear leader and lay down their bear mace and molotov cocktails, or will they continue to resist and carry on guerrilla warfare from the bypassed islands for the next few decades? Only time will tell.
I encourage the Bernie Bros to act on their outrage, especially at the DNC convention, and leading up to the vote. He wuz robbed, everyone knows that the US would have been rainbows and unicorns, if only the unwashed could have appreciated Comrade Sanders.
This is sad. I wanted him to go third party but even an
old commie knows that their true love is for the State
and it is best to just take the offer you can’t refuse.
Probably consulted Hillary first though…..
I never get tired of that!
Can’t wait for the Trump vs Biden debate. Talk about popcorn time.
Yes indeed even though Biden can recite pure gibberish and the mainstream mess media would still say he won!
Would that be “authentic frontier gibberish”?
“low hanging fruit”? Sleepy Joe has either sniffed it or threatened to punch it.
Sleepy Joe has a hard time focusing on what room he’s in…
… let alone, what state he’s in, or who his wife is.
…but just ask if he’d really take your guns like he clearly said he’ll appoint Beto to do:
My understanding is that he is still staying on the ballot.
Might be out of the race, but still on the ballot.
Maybe he can get an Honorary Nomination.
Gotta be pissing Biden off.
It will take socialist dem votes off their end so good. A couple of polls stated that as many as 15 percent of Bernie trolls said they would rather vote for Trump than the socialist dem candidate. They will have to find more dead people, felons, and illegals to vote to make up for those losses.
Edited for offensive content, USMC Steve.
AW1
I can’t wait to see what the diehard Bernie-heads will do now!
Besides staying home in droves on election day?
A percentage of them have said they’d vote Trump if Bernie didn’t get the nomination!
API, gotta start calling them Bern-outs now…
I always figured Joey would get the nomination, but I really didn’t expect Bernie to give up this easily.
The price was right
He’s cheaper the second time around
Kinda like buying in bulk? Lol
Good riddance, I say.
In short:
And I said by by Bernie I’m glad to see you go. Or it could be: “By By Baby by Earle Lewis and the Channels, 1957 on the fury record label.
Next us good Vermonters need to vote him out of office and the state.
“Communism always fails”
Pinochet ground crew
I read that as “falls” which is kinda macabre funny in context.
True dat.
I felt a great disturbance in the farce, as if thousands of soybois suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
Now fuck off, snowflakes.
This is about right 😂
https://babylonbee.com/news/bernie-sanders-drops-out-of-race-to-spend-more-time-with-his-many-many-houses
Bernie’s making a damn good living talking a bunch of socialist bullshit and getting paid off by the DNC, which indicates he doesn’t actually believe any of the crap he spews. Clearly I’m in the wrong line of work.
You couldn’t do it, TOW. Your integrity would get in the way.
Not surprised at this outcome.
I am surprised at how many morons in here think he was paid off by the DNC.
Where do you guys get all this conspiracy nonsense?
Some guy at the local Boomer bingo game?
Poetrooper?
Might it be that summer house on a great deal, last time around?
How, exactly how does someone with his demonstrable lack of employment accumulate such wealth? Hm.
Or maybe that, at the core, graft is a fundamental part of “socialist” practice?
But keep honkin that kazoo, dude. You do more to support Trump’s re-election here than many of his supporters here.
Don’t change a note, Komrade Kommissar Kazoo, not one note.
“I am surprised at how many morons in here think he was paid off by the DNC.”
Not everyone believes that.
Some of us believe he was paid off and pushed out by the DNC a second time.
Word ^^^^
I only wonder what he got this time.
Why is Lars always pickin’ on me?
“Where do you guys get all this conspiracy nonsense?”
Asks the guy who comes here daily to go off on left wing conspiracy theories. Irony, thy name is Lars.
Larsi boi, you really are a broken toy, aren’t you? Took your own sweet time getting here. Been in a dark room curled up in the fetal position sucking your thumb since the news FIRST broke?
“Not surprised at this outcome.”?!? dahell?? Correct me if I’m wrong but did you not post a little while back proclaiming that Bernie was going to get the nomination?
Bernie cucked him again….
Well, thank God and Greyhound, he’s gone.
Well then JAWOHL, BOOTLICKER! And I look forward to the next pile of ka-ka you deposit here!
I almost feel bad for you, dipshit.
ALMOST.
Here in New England, it’s been a dirty little secret for decades that Bernie tries to play the “poor” populist/doesn’t get rich off the DC game bullshit. He simply shifts the cash to his wife, or better yet, launders the money so there’s no direct connection to either one.
Pray tell, is the FBI still investigating his wife for bankrupting that VT college (unaccredited, BTW) that was charging in excess of $50k/yr for underwater basket weaving classes?
Inquiring minds want to know.
I wonder where this girl is now??
Oh my god, to see her reaction this afternoon, AGAIN!!!
And her sister.
Not to mention…
The longer version of this shows at the start this fraud waiting, and periodically looking up for her cue to go ballistic. She has been debunked a few times by reliable sources as a paid extra for such events.
True, but still great leftist derangement TV:
The millionyez & billionyez gently weep.
What’s interesting is the “vote blue no matter who” crowd.
That’s a nice way of saying abandon your principles because Orange Man Bad or some shit….
So if you were a Bernie fan because you believed in $15 minimum wages, Medicare for all, etc…fuck your principles and vote for Biden because he’s not Trump.
That is in essence the entirety of the Democratic plan at the moment. They are going to run on the platform of not being Trump.
And they are expecting the people they lied to in 2008, 2012, 2016 to simply knuckle under and abandon their progressive ideals for a guy who doesn’t have a progressive bone in his entire body.
It’s a bold strategy Cotton, we’ll see if it pays off.