Sweet! My former newspaper in the news!

| April 17, 2009

Little known TSO fact: I was the Sports Editor for The Minuteman in 1990-1991. As the Sports Editor, I authored and/or edited exactly zero articles. But, I do appear in the editions as an editor.

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AMHERST, Mass., April 16, 2009—Multiple First Amendment violations have rocked the University of Massachusetts Amherst campus in recent days. UMass has done nothing about the videotaped theft of and, later, the student government’s official censorship of The Minuteman, a conservative campus newspaper that mocked a student government official. Worse, last night, when a student senator offered a bill to reverse the unconstitutional censorship of The Minuteman, the Senate’s speaker had the UMass police throw him out (video of this incident is expected soon). These assaults on free speech came in the wake of last month’s disgraceful episode in which a speech by columnist Don Feder was shouted down by hecklers while UMass police officers did nothing. The many aggrieved parties on this out-of-control campus have come to the Foundation for Individual Rights in Education (FIRE) for help.

This stuff happened constantly when I was there. I’ll never forget our “Strait Pride Rally” where there were about 8 of us, and Morton Downey Jr, and about 30,000 of our favorite same sex couples yelling at us, throwing objects and then engaging in a “kiss-in.”

My chief job as Minuteman editor was to play the diagonally stripped country in the first Risk computer game. And we played for literally DAYS at a time.

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Caroline

90-91….I was in the 4th grade…

TSO Wrote: Yes Dear, I know. Preparing to graduate Sleepy Hollow Elementary School. For those playing at home, she still wears a SHES shirt.

Siggurdsson

90-91? I was entering my 10th year of gainful employment here at La Legion Americain…

Raoul

UMass Amherst?

Raoul

TSO,

UMass Amherst?

I think Matthis played football for UMass Amherst. And demanded more time in the pile up.

Brandon

Those interested in this issue should consider contacting both Chancellor Holub and the Student Senate

Brandon Stewart, FIRE

TSO

Yeah Raoul, spent 1 year there and got the F out of there. Loved the guys I was hanging with (51 Squire Village, Sunderland) but the lefties were truly annoying and the school was not even a little challenging, and I get bored easy.

Still love the basketball team, even though they let me down year after year.

And Brandon, I will be sending a letter to the Pres there, the SGA person I won’t bother with, our SGA didn’t give a shit, I doubt this one does either.

The Sniper

A buddy of mine and I got chased by a couple of huge bull-dykes through the streets of neighboring North Hampton because they overheard us playing “Find the Bull” (a game which consists of muttering “you be the boy, I’ll be the girl, you be the girl, I’ll be the boy” louder and louder until one of them hears you, gets angry, and either makes an aggressive comment (a “snort”) or charges at you (a charge). You got extra points if you yelled “OLE!” and dodged their charge.

Not kidding on this one.

streetsweeper

bull dykes?? bull dykes?? Sniper, you sure it wasn’t Beserkely?
LOL

Raoul

Ever go “Hogging”?