David T. Eschenfelder NOT a Green Beret

| February 3, 2020

The folks at GuardiansoftheGreenBeret just recently published a case on David T. Eschenfelder.

Apparently he claimed to a few people on LinkedIn that he was a Green Beret in Vietnam.  This sparked some skepticism due to Eschenfelder’s age.

Summary of Eschenfelder’s claims:

  • Special Forces in Vietnam
  • Served for 7 yrs, from 1970-76
  • Served in Vietnam for one (1) yr, one (1) month, and three (3) days from 1972-73
  • Was sheep-dipped by the U.S. Government to clean his background
  • Awarded a Ranger tab. Back then it would have been a Black Beret
  • Six (6) combat commendations
  • 18B Special Forces Weapons Sergeant

The NPRC was contacted to get Eschenfelder’s military records and they provided this after conducting a search:

We can go through each and every claim but the claims based on military service are a non-starter if there can be no records located.

I wonder if that is because he was sheep-dipped?

Please visit this case over at the Guardians of the Green Beret to get more info.  We merely skimmed the surface here.

Category: Army, Army Poser, Phony soldiers, Ranger, Stolen Valor, Valor Vultures, Viet Nam, Vietnam

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Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

Sounds like David wasn’t “sheep dipped” enough. He needs to have been sheep dipped…….and held under until he stopped moving.

Since we all know that Stolen Valor is the Rancid Cherry topping the Shit Sundae, one has to wonder what is in his civilian arrest record?

rgr769

Yes, that process is for the super-duper secret squirrels. It is known as being deep sheep dipped.

5th/77th FA

Well, well, well…Top of the morning to you, you lying POS David T. Eschenfelder. Welcome to your soon to be expanded Google Fame. Been awhile since the Real Special Forces Troops of TAH have had a Green Bay Ray…err green bidet to chew on. Let me be the FIRST to congratulate you on being the FIRST lying POS for TAH Freak Week. Ain’t you special.

So apropos that you hit right here at the cusp of National Cancer Day (4 Feb) You and your ilk are a cancer standing in the blood and on the bodies of True Warriors. ESAD mofo!

5th/77th FA

Damn! Last paragraph fell out somehow. Let me also be the FIRST to call for the deployment of the Hemisphere of Insults for the lying piece of sh^t never served as Special Forces David T. Eschenfelder.

Can I get a SECOND and an AYE?

The Stranger

Segundo!

Graybeard

Aye!

ChipNASA

OK Guys, I have a few days of catching up to do but as I stated on the other thread, the HoI is ready and waiting so away we goooooo!!! Well Davy-Boy, you wanted fame and fortune and recognition….well one outta three ain’t bad and you’re going to live forever on the Google and intrawebs thingie and a fake, a liar, a fraud a phony. I hope you drown in it you rancid fuckface… b> The Hemisphere of Insults®™ (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus) FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!! THREE PASS AIRCRAFT BOMB RUN!!!!! DANGER CLOSE!!!! MOPP LEVEL 4!!! TAKE COVER!!!!! … David (Davy-Poo) T(ittybaby). Eschenfelder (Shitfielder). …HEY DICKLESS WONDER, We all hope you read this and come back here and try to defend your actions, but, you won’t because, YOU’RE A STRAIGHT UP COWARD, vile, flaming piece of skunk shit, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, You flaccid piece of tofu, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, Fucking one cell spermatozoon with a tiny flagella, gaping giant ass walking fungus shit nugget, Bag… Read more »

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ChipNASA

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ChipNASA

5th/77th FA

AEFFINGMEN!!!! ALL HAIL CHIPNASA AND THE HOI!!! ALL HAIL

A Proud Infidel®™️

Cocksucker.

Sarge

Boom!

Mason

That better not be the coveted always earned, never given NDSM he’s got on his chest in that photo. National defenders assemble! We have to avenge

Daisy Cutter

The NDSM Defamation League has been alerted.

Roh-Dog

As the song goes, [NDSM] Clan Ain’t Nuthing ta F’ Wit.

Combat Historian

Total phony with zero days of service…

Doesn’t come close to the Gunga Dan Line because he never played to begin with…

ninja

* David T. Eschenfelder graduated in 1974 from Capt Shreve High School (Shreveport, LA) where he was a Corporal in ROTC and a member of the Gator Band. Found his Senior High School Portrait. He was 18 years old (born January 1956).

* Was heavily involved with Civil War history, especially the Confederate Army and in 1974 was a member of the Betty Youree Chapter of the Children of the Confederacy.

* In October 1978, the Shreveport Journal had a story about him where he and his friend claimed they encountered BIG FOOT. There is a picture showing him and his friend FLEEING BIG FOOT (BIGFOOT is NOT in the picture).

* At one time in the late 1980s, he and his wife were in the Porcelain Rose Making Business in Shreveport.

That is just a FEW tidbits about Ole David. He probably considers himself a Viet of the Nam Times Veteran because he was a member of a High School ROTC.

I like his story about fleeing BIGFOOT better.

*grin*

Combat Historian

“…Was heavily involved with Civil War history, especially the Confederate Army…”

He was a Gray Beret and served in a CIDG (Confederate Irregular Defense Group) camp leading Cherokee highland tribesmen to defeat NYA (Northern Yankee Army) infiltration from across the Oklahoma Border…

rgr769

Davey’s first war story: “This one time at Band Camp, we were out in the woods, a night, and we heard a banging sound on trees. My best buddy, Willie, the tuba player, said it was Big Foot. After we wet our pants, we ran screaming all the way back to our camp counselor. And that’s no shit!”

Green Thumb

I would imagine the narrative to be more along the lines of two assclowns tossing salad in the woodline.

My, My, My

LA Vet License Plates? Interesting.I actually feel bad for his son, most likely having heard the BS stories all of his life. Of course, this is only my humble opinion.

Combat Historian

Pentagon done effed up; it plumb forgot to “sheep-dip” this picture…

Comm Center Rat

I guess Eschenfelder made a typo when he claimed to be a 18B instead of a 18D (SF Medical Sergeant). LMAO

SFC D

And I thought you could actually be civil. I guess we’re both disappointed.

Graybeard

SFC D – can’t be disappointed if you don’t expect too much of those types.

Just sayin’.

SFC D

The bar wasn’t set very high, GB.

Graybeard

LOL

Graybeard

David T. Eschenfelder is not a veteran.
David T. Eschenfelder did not serve in Viet Nam.
David T. Eschenfelder is a liar.
David T. Eschenfelder is not to be trusted around women, children, or animals.
David T. Eschenfelder is a phony as a $3 bill.
David T. Eschenfelder did not go through Special Forces training.
David T. Eschenfelder did not earn any color of beret.

David T. Eschenfelder has less of a claim on being a Viet Nam Era vet than I do (JROTC in 1968) and I ain’t squat, militarily.

David T. Eschenfelder is not going to enjoy his well-earned Goooogle Fame, but he brought it on himself.

Go pound sand, David T. Eschenfelder.

Sarge

Graybeard,

I didn’t have enough coffee this morning and didn’t copy your message, did you say:

David T. Eschenfelder is not a veteran.
David T. Eschenfelder did not serve in Viet Nam.
David T. Eschenfelder is a liar.
David T. Eschenfelder is not to be trusted around women, children, or animals.
David T. Eschenfelder is a phony as a $3 bill.
David T. Eschenfelder did not go through Special Forces training.
David T. Eschenfelder did not earn any color of beret.

David T. Eschenfelder has less of a claim on being a Viet Nam Era vet than I do (JROTC in 1968) and I ain’t squat, militarily.

David T. Eschenfelder is not going to enjoy his well-earned Goooogle Fame, but he brought it on himself.

Thanks!

Graybeard

Graybeard to Sarge,
Your copy is correct:
David T. Eschenfelder is not a veteran.
David T. Eschenfelder did not serve in Viet Nam.
David T. Eschenfelder is a liar.
David T. Eschenfelder is not to be trusted around women, children, or animals.
David T. Eschenfelder is a phony as a $3 bill.
David T. Eschenfelder did not go through Special Forces training.
David T. Eschenfelder did not earn any color of beret.

David T. Eschenfelder has less of a claim on being a Viet Nam Era vet than I do (JROTC in 1968) and I ain’t squat, militarily.

David T. Eschenfelder is not going to enjoy his well-earned Goooogle Fame, but he brought it on himself.

Go pound sand, David T. Eschenfelder.
5x5x5
(((OVER)))

Haywire Angel

So, what you’re saying is:

David T. Eschenfelder is not a veteran.
David T. Eschenfelder did not serve in Viet Nam.
David T. Eschenfelder is a liar.
David T. Eschenfelder is not to be trusted around women, children, or animals.
David T. Eschenfelder is a phony as a $3 bill.
David T. Eschenfelder did not go through Special Forces training.
David T. Eschenfelder did not earn any color of beret.
David T. Eschenfelder has less of a claim on being a Viet Nam Era vet than I do (joined in 91) and I ain’t squat, militarily.
David T. Eschenfelder is not going to enjoy his well-earned Goooogle Fame, but he brought it on himself.

Go pound sand, David T. Eschenfelder.
5x5x5
(((OVER)))

ninja

He also claims to have been “Commission Lt. Col. in the Alabama State Militia”.

Note how he spelled the Rank of a Lieutenant Colonel in the US Army. “Lt. Col.”

The US Army uses “LTC”, not “Lt. Col.”

Another sad case of someone who has a Brain Hiccup and lives in an Alternate Reality World.

🤔

Martinjmpr

Well, the US Army abbreviates the 05 rank as LTC, but maybe Cletus Spucker’s Trailer Park Militia does things differently?

Is the Lt. Col the one who brings the moonshine or the one who plays the jug? I’m pretty sure the Colonel of the Regiment is the one who has a full set of teeth.

Bubblehead Ray

I know no one is ragging on them, but please Do not confuse the Alabama State Militia with the Alabama State Defense Force. The ASDF is an official part of the Alabama Military Command and is under the command of the Governor of Alabama, and The Adjutant General of the State of Alabama. It is legit. These guys and gals work for no pay and provide all of their own equipment to help their neighbors and their communities. Usually, it’s little things like traffic and crowd control at an event, sometimes a SAR, but they’re also called on when the SHTF. During Katrina, the GSDF worked out of Dobbins AFB and helped receive over 2500 injured and sick evacuees from the Gulf area. I know, because I was there.

To my knowledge, this “Alabama State Militia” is not an official State Militia.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alabama_State_Defense_Force

Bubblehead Ray

Guess I should have said “was”. What a stupid waste of resources.

https://web.archive.org/web/20131217171819/http://www.examiner.com/article/alabama-bureaucrats-squander-away-alabama-state-defense-force

Georgia’s DF is still going strong.

http://www.gasdf.com/

ninja

Bubblehead Ray:

Thank You for sharing all of this.

Green Thumb

Awesome.

Just fucking awesome.

Skyjumper

ninja, I did some reconnoitering on the Alabama State Defense Force (State Militia).

Per Wikipedia, it appears that they had an authorized strength of 1,000 members. As of November 2013, it was stood down. After the Alabama State Defense Force was disbanded, some of its former members formed the Alabama Volunteers. As of January 2019, over six years since the temporary suspension began, the state of Alabama has not yet finished its reorganization of the Alabama State Defense Force.

One of the things I always found interesting, was that most individuals claiming to belong to state militias, also claimed to have officer ranks. Never heard of one that claimed to be just an EM. Who does the grunt work?? (grin)

They did have a cool patch, though.

David T. Eschenfelder, you ain’t chit!

https://web.archive.org/web/20131022025517/http://sdf.alabama.gov/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alabama_State_Defense_Force

ninja

Thank You for the information, Sky!

This is what he claims:

“Commission as Lt. Col. of the Alabama State Militia Governor, State of Alabama”

“Commissioned Honorary Lt. Col. Alabama State Militia for archaeological research and Preservation of sites and artifacts from Confederate defenses surrounding Mobile Bay.”

Combat Historian

He wrote it as “Lt. Col.”, so he was probably commissioned in the Alabama State Militia Air Force…

ninja

CH:

I don’t think there is an “Alabama State Militia Air Force”.

Yes, I am aware how the Air Force addresses O5s.

The point I was trying to make was that he claimed to have served in the US Army. The majority of folks who serve or have served in the US Army knows an O5 is a “LTC”, not a “Lt Col”.

Combat Historian

I was being sarcastic; I should have put the (sarc) at the end of my sentence… 😉

ninja

Thank You, CH for the clarification!

😎🤗

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

It’s Monday morning and no Seal phonies today. What’s going on??????

OldManchu

Nancy Pelosi is a crusty old incompetent hypocritical skank and AOC is a clueless dumbass.
There, you feel better?

Thunderstixx

He does look a little like the Bernath of recent fame here on TAH…..
I wonder if he has his piloting skills up to snuff…. As it were…..

Green Thumb

Someone just needs to pimp slap this queef.

HMCS(FMF) ret

David T. Eschenfelder is another outed employee that works as a “towel fluffer” at Brucies Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).

ninja

Another one of his many claims:

“SCV War Service Medal Vietnam”

“The SCV War Service Medal is reserved for Members of the Sons of Confederate Veterans who have served Honorably in the various Military Conflicts in service of the United States of America. Form DD214 is required for consideration.”

ninja

Another Claim:

“UDC Cross of Military Service Vietnam Conflict”

“The Highest Award presented by the United Daughters of the Confederacy, the Cross of Military Service, an outgrowth of the Southern Cross of Honor, is awarded to United States Military Veterans who are lineal descendants of Confederate soldiers, sailors and marines and who themselves have served Honorably in the Military Services of the United States in World Wars I and II, the Korean War, Vietnam Conflict and the Global War on Terrorism. Form DD214 is required.”

Skyjumper

CROSS OF MILITARY SERVICE
The Cross of Military Service, an outgrowth of the Southern Cross of Honor, is presented to veterans of World War II, the Korean War, the Vietnam Conflict and the Global War on Terror who are lineal blood descendants of Confederate military personnel.

Even though he did serve in Korea, he doesn’t qualify for the CROSS OF MILITARY SERVICE because it was only awarded to those whom served in Korea during the following dates:

“Korean War Cross of Military Service is for service between 27 June 1950 and 11 November 1955, in Korean or on land / in airspace / in waters contiguous to Korea”, per the following site.

http://www.rdonmcleod.org/military-service-awards.html

Guess since David T. Eschenfelder couldn’t grow a pair, he decided to manually inflated them.

Combat Historian

“…Even though he did serve in Korea, he doesn’t qualify for the CROSS OF MILITARY SERVICE because it was only awarded to those whom served in Korea during the following dates…”

Eschenfelder is a complete phony with zero days of military service. I think you are referring to Warren Reiten in the other post, who did serve in Korea in 68-69 but lied about serving in Vietnam…

Skyjumper

My bad Combat Historian. Had too many TAH pages open.

Thanks for the correction.

Daisy Cutter

Someone’s getting their phony’s mixed up in their head. 😉

ninja

Wow.

Check out his many College Degrees:

https://www.linkedin.com/in/david-t-eschenfelder-ph-d-008435102

Am now wondering if he really has a PhD or a Masters or even a Bachelors Degree.

He forgot to add to his claims that he FLED FROM BIGFOOT.

Next thing you know, he will be on History Channel’s “Ancient Aliens” explaining that Beings From Other Planets initiated the War Between the States or that he is Bobby Lee reincarnated.

😎😉

ninja

P.S. As noted before, I ENJOY watching “Ancient Aliens”.

It IS entertaining.

😎😉

Cameron Kingsley

Hey ninja, maybe he get in bed with this guy if he lands the gig. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giorgio_A._Tsoukalos

ninja

😆😅😄🤣😂!!!

A Proud Infidel®™️

He claims to have fled from Bigfoot. What’s next, a claim that he got bit by the Loch Ness Monster?

Mustang Major

I wonder if his various professional reports that he wrote for clients were phony.

Green Thumb

We should ask “Phony” Phil Monkress.

5th/77th FA

Well, I’ll just be damned! Ladies you are going to have to pardon me for a moment. This lying, mofo’ing, piece of sh^t, sumbitch has done pissed in my cheese grits AND got into my lane. Had to make a provision run and play catch up on what I missed. Where do I start? I’ve made no secret about my work with various Veterans Groups, Historical Societies, ie; SCV, SUV, SAR, DAR, UDC, CoC, Re-enactment, and Living History Organizations. I hold a legitimate appointment from a Past Guv of the State of Georgia as a Colonel of Militia. I also hold that same elected rank in a Georgia State (Confederate) and a Pennsylvania State (Federal) Re-enactment Unit. I wear a Gray or Blue Uniform and sing Dixie and The Star Spangled Banner with EQUAL ENTHUSIASM! I have coordinated and Commanded Events from as small as 6 people on into the thousands. I have been a consultant and an extra for Hollyweird Movies, done interviews for broadcast, helped produce books on the WBTS and am an international reach magazine. And all that AND $10.00 will get me the All Star Breakfast at any Waffle House in the State. Go past the Big Chicken. I have mentored massive amounts of kids not only in the CofC, but in any number of other groups. This piece of sh^t, David T. Eschenfelder is in no way like any of them. One of the requirements for being in the CofC is maintaining the truth in… Read more »

A Proud Infidel®™️

David T.Eschenfelder NEVER served in the US Army according to records found.
David T. Eschenfelder looks like he enjoys cruising highway rest areas in a windowless van in search of a date.
David T. Eschenfelder is likely a reject Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
David T. Eschenfelder is as genuine as a Civil War Issue polyester blanket.
David T. Eschenfelder was never a Green Beret according to records found.
David T. Eschenfelder NEVER attended the US Army Ranger School according to records found.
David T. Eschenfelder NEVER served in Vietnam according to records found.
David T. Eschenfelder is APL material.
David T. Eschenfelder looks like he should NEVER be left alone around Women and/or Children.
David T. Eschenfelder would fit right in with a certain group in Elko NV.
David T. Eschenfelder WAS NEVER part of ANY US Army Ranger Unit.

David T. Eschenfelder will now wallow in Internet fame as David T. Eschenfelder gains The Power of Google ®™️!

How copy,
((((OVER))))

11B-Mailclerk

You don’t say!

rgr769

David T.Eschenfelder NEVER served in the US Army according to records found.
David T. Eschenfelder looks like he enjoys cruising highway rest areas in a windowless van in search of a date.
David T. Eschenfelder is likely a reject Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
David T. Eschenfelder is as genuine as a Civil War Issue polyester blanket.
David T. Eschenfelder was never a Green Beret according to records found.
David T. Eschenfelder NEVER attended the US Army Ranger School according to records found.
David T. Eschenfelder NEVER served in Vietnam according to records found.
David T. Eschenfelder is APL material.
David T. Eschenfelder looks like he should NEVER be left alone around Women and/or Children.
David T. Eschenfelder would fit right in with a certain group in Elko NV.
David T. Eschenfelder WAS NEVER part of ANY US Army Ranger Unit.

David T. Eschenfelder will now wallow in Internet fame as David T. Eschenfelder gains The Power of Google ®™️!

Clear copy,
((((OVER))))

A Proud Infidel®™

I copy:

David T.Eschenfelder NEVER served in the US Army according to records found.
David T. Eschenfelder looks like he enjoys cruising highway rest areas in a windowless van in search of a date.
David T. Eschenfelder is likely a reject Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
David T. Eschenfelder is as genuine as a Civil War Issue polyester blanket.
David T. Eschenfelder was never a Green Beret according to records found.
David T. Eschenfelder NEVER attended the US Army Ranger School according to records found.
David T. Eschenfelder NEVER served in Vietnam according to records found.
David T. Eschenfelder is APL material.
David T. Eschenfelder looks like he should NEVER be left alone around Women and/or Children.
David T. Eschenfelder would fit right in with a certain group in Elko NV.
David T. Eschenfelder WAS NEVER part of ANY US Army Ranger Unit.
David T. Eschenfelder will now wallow in Internet fame as David T. Eschenfelder gains The Power of Google ®™️

Good copy,

((((OVER))))

Graybeard

API, I copy
David T.Eschenfelder NEVER served in the US Army according to records found.
David T. Eschenfelder looks like he enjoys cruising highway rest areas in a windowless van in search of a date.
David T. Eschenfelder is likely a reject Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
David T. Eschenfelder is as genuine as a Civil War Issue polyester blanket.
David T. Eschenfelder was never a Green Beret according to records found.
David T. Eschenfelder NEVER attended the US Army Ranger School according to records found.
David T. Eschenfelder NEVER served in Vietnam according to records found.
David T. Eschenfelder is APL material.
David T. Eschenfelder looks like he should NEVER be left alone around Women and/or Children.
David T. Eschenfelder would fit right in with a certain group in Elko NV.
David T. Eschenfelder WAS NEVER part of ANY US Army Ranger Unit.

David T. Eschenfelder will now wallow in Internet fame as David T. Eschenfelder gains The Power of Google ®™️!

((((OVER))))

A Proud Infidel®™

THAT is correct:

David T.Eschenfelder NEVER served in the US Army according to records found.
David T. Eschenfelder looks like he enjoys cruising highway rest areas in a windowless van in search of a date.
David T. Eschenfelder is likely a reject Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
David T. Eschenfelder is as genuine as a Civil War Issue polyester blanket.
David T. Eschenfelder was never a Green Beret according to records found.
David T. Eschenfelder NEVER attended the US Army Ranger School according to records found.
David T. Eschenfelder NEVER served in Vietnam according to records found.
David T. Eschenfelder is APL material.
David T. Eschenfelder looks like he should NEVER be left alone around Women and/or Children.
David T. Eschenfelder would fit right in with a certain group in Elko NV.
David T. Eschenfelder WAS NEVER part of ANY US Army Ranger Unit.
David T. Eschenfelder will now wallow in Internet fame as David T. Eschenfelder gains The Power of Google ®™️!
Good copy,
((((OVER))))

C2Show

This dude got some nerve…never served, yet calls out a National Guard dude and telling him he didn’t see any action.

His whole conversation about “declassified” is pure comedy. Was he drunk when he wrote this?