Larry Mitchell “Tubby” Hopkins – Update

| January 14, 2020 | 42 Comments


Nate Thayer and AW1Ed have previously featured Larry Mitchell “Tubby” Hopkins, AKA “Johnny Horton” (but NOT Johnny Horton, Jr., the entertainer) in articles on Nate Thayer’s blog and cross-posted by AW1Ed here at TAH.   Short version:  Hopkins appears to be yet another so-called “militia” leader, a grifter, a convicted felon, an imposter – in short, he’s just an all-around      low-life bastard     “fine individual”.

Well, here’s an update on the guy.

He was arrested last year on multiple charges.  Seems the tool decided to plead guilty to yet another felony. 

On 2 January 2020 Hopkins pleaded guilty to Federal firearms charges – specifically, to unlawfully possessing firearms as a convicted felon.  He’s currently in custody awaiting sentencing.

He’s looking at a possible 10 years in Federal prison – and since he has a prior felony conviction, I’m guessing he’ll get some time.  But I’d be quite surprised if he gets the max.

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  1. 5th/77th FA says:

    Well there goes the food budget bill for whatever lockup this fat ass POS gets sent to. Yep, he’s a Five Star all right. A 5 Star dumb/fat ass. I don’t even think he could lead a charge on a Turkish whorehouse, much less do anything worthwhile in it. He might could command a buffet assault team. Or act as a section of border wall. Wonder if Bubba and the boys like their “fresh fish’ thick?

  2. Anonymous says:

    Meal Team 6 member.

  3. AW1Ed says:

    Thanks for the update, Hondo. I’ll tell Nate about our round mound of sound.

  4. Hack Stone says:

    How come everyone in a militia is either a Colonel or a General? Don’t these militias have any enlisted guys to do the heavy work, like picking up cigarette butts in the parking lot and brass on the rifle range? And what about a 2nd Lieutenant in charge of the annual Militia Relief Drive to put cash in the prison commissary accounts of their fearless leaders?

  5. FuzeVT says:

    ♫ In 1814 we took a little trip. . . ♫

    Oh wait – wrong guy. This guy’s a douche.

  6. thebesig says:

    Originally posted by Hondo:

    But I’d be quite surprised if he gets the max.

    He looks like he supersizes his McDonald’s orders, thus maxing out his weight. If he does get the max, it would be business as usual for him… Re maxing out.

  7. OldManchu says:

    He should look into becoming a small engine pilot.

  8. Ex-PH2 says:

    Is he pregnant?

    If he is, it looks like whatever he’s hiding in there is just about done to a turn.

  9. Stacy0311 says:

    Seriously, how does one get that f’ing fat? I’m starting to get a bit of a dad bod and I’m freaking out (gym, changing eating habits). Is just a complete lack of give a f*co to get that fat?

  10. A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

    Looks like he was assembled entirely from cheap spare parts and defective DNA! Now he’s headed to prison where he’ll be a burden on the taxpayers.

  11. Ret_25X says:

    fat, filthy, and felonious is no way to go through life…


  12. USAF RET says:

    What a fat, filthy, lazy dick.

  13. If he doesn’t qualify to be an oompaloopa, then maybe the Navy can use him as a sea going mail buoy out in the ocean. Anyone ever stand the mail buoy watch???

  14. rgr769 says:

    This huge sack-o-shit has quite a record of felonies. Looks like he started his crime wave back in 1967, when he was 19 and deserted from the Army, likely to avoid a trip to the Viet of the Nam. He is one of the worst fakers ever. Too bad they likely won’t lock him up for about 15-20 years.

  15. Green Thumb says:

    Fat Ass Loser.

    I wonder if he is drawing a pension from All-Points Logistics?

  16. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Two words – WALKING OBSCENITY!!!

    • Hondo says:

      Did you perhaps mean “waddling obesity”?

      Damn – given a largely military/veteran commenter population I’m surprised no one referred to him as a “blivit” yet. (smile)

  17. JustALurkinAround says:

    I can’t help to wonder what that fucking camper smells like. My guess is candy and tears.

  18. Steve1371 says:

    I think he ate the tires off of that camper thinking they were doughnuts.

  19. rgr769 says:

    I bet he only gets 3 to 4 years in the joint.

  20. Cameron Kingsley says:

    The question is, will prison help him lose weight? Probably not.

  21. OldSoldier54 says:

    That bozo reminds me of the Round Ranger! Looks like he’s been doing donut curls, also.

  22. Hack Stone says:

    For some reason, this guy reminds Hack of this guy.

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