Jeffrey Epstein – NOT a Navy SEAL

| December 10, 2019

Several media outlets including and the are reporting that Jeffrey Epstein dressed as a U.S. Navy SEAL during a birthday party for Princess Beatrice’s 18th birthday party at Windsor Castle.  A photo was even published in The Sun that featured disgraced Hollywood film mogul Harvey Weinstein, Jeffrey Epstein and Epstein’s alleged cohort Ghislaine Maxwell.

The party was hosted by Prince Andrew.  Prince Andrew was relieved of his royal duties following his infamous interview on “60 Minutes.”

The Sun goes on to say:

As they mingled with royalty at Beatrice’s 18th, police had already prepared an arrest warrant for Epstein on child sex abuse charges and raided his Florida mansion.

Eight days after the billionaire posed in a US Navy Seal uniform for this snap he was in cuffs.
Tuxedo-wearing Weinstein is due in court next month accused of a sex offence in 2006 – the same year this photo was taken.

Maxwell, seen in a gold mask and red headdress, is now being investigated by the FBI on suspicion of procuring girls for Epstein.

A source told The Sun on Sunday: “This photograph sums up just why the Epstein affair has been so disastrous for Andrew.

As far as Epstein is concerned, besides the Navy dress uniform…

… also included were several service ribbons and medals. Some of these seemed to be actual military awards, such as the Navy Cross and the Silver Star; others appeared to be fictional.

It appeared to be a costume party but many would feel this crosses a line.

Oh yeah, and Epstein didn’t kill himself.

If you are looking for that perfect ugly sweater for this year’s Christmas party, we’ve got the one for you…

Category: Fake SEAL, Hollywood, Hollywood shitbags, Navy Poser, Phony SEAL, Shitbags

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  1. ninja says:

    “…also included were several service ribbons and medals. Some of these seemed to be actual military awards, such as the Navy Cross and the Silver Star; others appeared to be fictional.”


    The Coveted National Defense Service Medal is FICTIONAL?

    The Horrors, I tell you!

    The Horrors!

    And since you mentioned Navy SEALS:




  2. Mustang Major says:

    The uniform that looked the best on Epstein was an orange jump suit. Wish he wore it longer.

  3. QMC says:

    Hands out of your pockets.

  4. ninja says:

    How many times do we have to tell you, Jeffrey.

    Keep your hands out of your pockets!

  5. ninja says:

    From the Sun article:

    “Around 400 guests turned up in mainly Victorian dress for the party’s 1888 theme marking 100 years before Beatrice was born.”

    Wow, I’m impressed.

    Ole Jeffrey did his homework and discovered that Navy SEALS were protecting the World in 1888.

    1888. The year that Jack the Ripper terrorized London.

  6. A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

    Another proverbial rancid cherry atop a huge shit sundae.

  7. 5th/77th FA says:






    That is all!

    • ninja says:

      KoB wants a refund on Spell Check.


      • 5th/77th FA says:

        Maybe not so much a refund on spell check as needing a Kick on Butt (KoB) for not proofreading. Or maybe a KoB for lack of depth perception with fat fumble fingers. How about a KoB (Keep on Beating) Navy for this weekend upcoming. Hoefilly Ex-PH2 will have some good ideas for snaky stuff for the game on this Thursdays are for cooking lesson.

        All of that being said the use of the word BEAR vs BEAT is apropos for this case. ARMY will BEAR up against Navy and will attack Navy like a Mama BEAR defending her cubs. Navy will NOT be able to BEAR the butt whopping that the Mule Kick delivered by the Black Knights of ARMY will administer. Just as what a BEAR does in the woods so will become Navy’s game plan. Speaking of which, I think their game plan (Navy) is written on Charmin paper…save them some time on their wiping. May the best (ARMY) Team BEAT (Navy).

        And just like Epstein, this comment didn’t hang itself in this box.

      • Hack Stone says:

        Next time don’t buy your Spellcheck software from a proud but humble woman owned business in Bethesda Maryland. Still plenty of Y3K software available. Use the promotion code “Spandex” when you check out for a 13% discount.

  8. ninja says:

    Joe Cryer wants his Navy SEAL costume returned.


  9. ninja says:

    I knew it.

    I just knew it!

    Conspiracy Theories are already starting on the Navy SEAL picture:

    • rgr769 says:

      The CIA had to kill him because he had all the dirt on the soft coup to take down the Orange Man usurper of Das Hildabeast’s rightful position as the President. He had the goods on each of the top conspirators. If he had lived to spill what he knew, heads would literally roll.

  10. Daisy Cutter says:

    It looks more like it was an Eyes Wide Shut party.

  11. GDContractor says:

    But on page 12 of the autopsy report, it notes that he had a “large budweiser tattoo located 6″ above his mangina”.

  12. Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

    My stockings are hung by the chimney with care, and just like Epstein, they didn’t hang themselves….

  13. Keepin' It Real says:

    A reminder to get your Christmas lights put up this year…

    … they’re not going to hang themselves.

  14. Combat Historian says:

    This photo changes everything. I now believe it was Casey Ryback who did in Epstein for his disgraceful fake SEAL posering as well as trying to solicit Ryback’s niece Sarah to be a teenage sex slave…(Sarc)

  15. Ex-PH2 says:

    It’s barely 20F outside.

    Anyone ever wonder how cold it is in Hell? Epstein is dead. And he’d better stay dead.

    • Wilted Willy says:

      Sorry My Dear,
      It is a mere 74 degrees here in the freezing south! And it is only 0800 here, the sun is barely up yet!!
      Throw another log on the fire!
      I can send you a nice chain saw I don’t need anymore. After the last hurricane, I no longer have any remaining trees!!

  16. NHSparky says:

    So shitbag on that level too.

    Shocked face. This.

  17. ninja says:

    Even SEALS Need Heroes!

    *30 seconds*


  18. Mason says:

    I don’t know. Looks like a SEAL to me. We have a FOIA? Any checks with The Hair just to be sure?

    • Blake Morgan says:

      I propose that everyone and his brother and sister and their cousins send an email to Don Shipley asking if Jeffrey Epstein was a Navy SEAL.

      That way, Don’s next video can start off with “I swear, if I have ONE more person ask me if Jeffrey Epstein was a Navy SEAL I’m going to blow a gasket.”

      • The Stranger says:

        I don’t know…aggravating “The Hair” doesn’t sound conducive to a long life.🤣

        • Blake Morgan says:

          No, not for the purpose of irritating him. I just thought it gives him an opening to do this case since it departs from his standard cases.

  19. Mick says:

    Too bad that none of the Royal Navy’s Special Boat Service were in attendance at the party to pull Jeffrey aside and ask him what he thought that he was playing at.

    That would probably have led to a rather uncomfortable encounter for Jeffrey.

  20. Carlton G Long says:

    Sadly,dressing up as a SEAL is probably one of the less disgusting things the murdered Mr. Epstein did.

    • OWB says:

      Ain’t that the complete and unadulterated truth? Thought it might have just been me that couldn’t work up much give-a-s**t about the SEAL uniform. Ya know, in comparison to him being very dead and all. And such an otherwise world class despicable for real. Him and his friends.

      (Had you heard that Trump once talked with him???)

  21. FuzeVT says:

    I can’t believe that he would claim a NUC he didn’t earn!!!


  22. I thought that Phony Seals were supposed to be posted on Monday’s to start the week off.

  23. charles w says:

    Epstein did not kill himself.
    Epstein’s mother.

    • Hack Stone says:

      Epstein did not self-murder himself.
      Daniel Bernath’s ghost

      Fixed it for you.

      • Daisy Cutter says:

        Maybe he had a visit from Gunny Hartman?

        “Now lean forward and choke yourself!”

      • FuzeVT says:

        Epstein had plans for a late night visit to Fort Marcy Park but he got arrested before he could make the date. Seems the outcome was the same. . .

  24. More says:

    Ohhhh road trips! Totally agree that food always tastes so much better when it’s packed for a road trip! Hope you’re having a nice time 🙂