An Update on the Invasion of Area 51
Two Dutchmen from another country were found wandering inside the perimeter at Area 51 and were arrested. Well, they claimed they were Dutchmen.
From the article: Just when interest in the proposed storm Area 51 hullabaloo appeared to be waning, a couple of Dutchmen had to go and ignite intrigue all over again.
Ties Granzier, 21, and the penta-named Govert Charles Wilhelmus Jacob Savage, 20, were arrested last week on suspicion of trespassing after entering the region to record video of the top secret Nevada military base, which conspiracy theorists believe harbors UFOs and extraterrestrials.
Granzier and Savage were taken into custody after their car was found inside the security perimeter. The two disregarded a number of “No Trespassing” signs along the way, the sheriff’s office said.
Authorities found camera equipment, a computer and a drone inside the car, but could not locate common sense anywhere. – article
Note that the planned Naruto Run on Area 51, disintegrated into an arts and drum circle festival, with the new name Alienstock. That was to be this coming Friday, Sept. 20. But the nearby town of Rachel, NV, the one with a 10-room motel and a couple of alien souvenir shops and a small restaurant not yet rated by the Michelin Guide, has (fortunately) relocated the Alienstock festival to Las Vegas instead, to take place on Nov. 19 (Thursday). For now, Area 51 is essentially safe.
Maybe they should have sent it to Elko, NV. I hear there’s a chili feed there at times.
Category: General Whackos
Nevada – the Florida of the West!
They could always visit the Bunny Ranch.
Too mature for ’em.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
Using the FBBSDC* multiplier of 11, the Whiz Wheel®™ spins up scores of 242 for Granzier and 715 for Savage.
* Full Blown Bat-Scheisse Drooling Crazy
Oops, forgot to give Hat Tip credit to Hondo for the FBBSDC multiplier.
Also, a small correction: When Ex said the Alienstock Festival had been moved to Vegas and was going to happen on Nov 19th (Thursday), I think that should be September 19th as November 19th is a Tuesday./smile
I’m sorry, Claw, my brains were stolen by an alien probe this morning. I’m still waiting for their return. 🙂
Anyone besides me wonder if they went there looking for a probe?
Wrong part of Nevada then.
They can get that in Vegas. You can get ANYTHING in Vegas. 😮
Eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
🙂 🙂 🙂 😉 !!
And now all the vultures, coyotes and other carrion eaters around Rachel, NV has teh sads. 🙁
The real victims here are the Air Force perimeter guards at Groom Lake. The opportunity to taze, beat, and generally fuck with a massed crowd of tinfoil hats was going to be the highlight of the century for them. Now they’re stuck with the same old day-to-day bullshit again. That’s sad.
Spot on. I’m betting we may have seen some sonic area denial crowd control in action. Too bad they wussed out.
WTF is an ‘Naruto Run’?
Naruto is a character from the anime/manga world. When he’s in a hurry, he runs in a peculiar way, mostly leaning forward with arms outstretched behind. Kinda looks like a moving yoga pose.
So they were the Flying Dutchmen of noted fame. Unearth Art Bell and Long John Nebel.
Les Brownstain knows “the truth is out there.” Hopefully, he’ll travel to Las Vegas in November for the Alienstock festival. There Les should surrender himself for insertion of the long, hard probe of truth. Les puts the A-S-S in his “association” and its time our extraterrestrial allies bring interplanetary “awareness” of Les’ Stolen Valor and medallic fuckery to infinity and beyond!
Les Brown, what a simpering feculent of a poltroon!
Didn’t the signage used to say “Use of Deadly Force Authorized”?
Made the snowflakes triggered and upset…
“use of phasers authorized”
would turn them back.
Should be “Use of anal probes authorized.” 😉
Meh, replace “authorized” with “heavily encouraged”!!
Don’t laugh (not saying you were).
There have been a couple cases (that I heard of, could certainly be more) of possibly serious infiltration/penetration/etc. over the years.
The responses & outcomes of those instances is almost certainly kept from any/all media outlets, if possible.
They are out there! We are not alone!!
I got a friend in Jesus:
https://youtu.be/-cXrEPNvRO8
Just sayin’… if the could cross interstellar distances and transmute matter/energy like in Star Trek, why would they want to come here?
They heard Earth chicks were easy.
Mozart, van Beethoven, etc. 😉
Trust no one. Especially in Nevada. Particularly be Aware in Elko Nevada.
#sayno2chilli
Idiots!
I’m a Nevada native
I use to work right down the desert from this place
This place and AEC is a magnet for crazy people
It has always amazed me why we had people trying to sneak
In to a area that was radioactive as hell
But it proves some out here are a genetic dead end
“I’m a Nevada native”
Ever been to Elko?
Ely, Wells, Spring Creek and yes Elko
That place “be full of PHONIES”
BHWHAHAHAHA !!!!!
Amargosa Vally, Beatty, Tonopah, Mercury, Sugar Bunker, Indian Springs,
:::Hawthorne <<< BHWHAHAHAHA !!!!!
Booooy, are THEY in “Dutch” when they finally get home.
Well SHIT, I was looking forward to a good show and now they’re not gonna do it? I’ll bet some of that crowd is going to do it anyway and if they do, DARWIN AKHBAR!!!
Dammit, you mean I bought ALL this popcorn for nothing??? S**t… And we already had the deadpool matrix set up for betting on how many of the idjits got shot by security before they broke and ran…
I’d be willing to wager about a dozen die from exposure/dehydration/sanitary issues.
Pack that many idiots into an inhospitable place…
I’m sure that Darwin is feeling cheated right now.