Arab Killing Spree – Coming Attractions

| April 22, 2019

 

You may recall Joey Derek Christian, who claims he killed many Arabs in foreign countries to apparently make a point about his opposition to the cell phone service policy.  He went on a rant and was then confronted by police.

This Ain’t Hell wrote about this case here: https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=86404

Well, Joey Christian’s FOIA request came back and it was as we suspected.

So, if not in a military capacity, the mystery remains as to what capacity Joey Christian was serving in when he went on an Arab killing spree.  We suspect it was similar to this scene in the movie “Life” with Martin Lawrence and Eddie Murphy, where there was some circumstantial pressure to be badass in order to immediately establish some street cred — and we suspect the same in Joey Christian’s situation.

So, even though Joey did not claim military, there was an implication and we wish he would make it clear that whatever capacity he was in it was not connected with the military.

After all, I guess it plays better than saying “Sweetheart, I’ve been in prison from before you were born and that’s what’s wrong with this country.”

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COMING ATTRACTIONS

Our FOIA guy claims that a bunch of FOIA requests came back so we have about 5-6 cases that are ready to be published as soon as they are written up and put out for public consumption.

So, I am assured that people are working as fast as their lives allow to bring you high-quality cases of Stolen Valor.

Ones that I know about that may come out this week:

  • 1 fake Navy SEAL
  • 1 fake Recon Marine
  • 1 fake Ranger
  • etc.

 

Category: Stolen Valor

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AW1Ed

Looking forward to it, Steve. Doubt I’m alone in this, too.

Anonymous

Can’t have flashbacks to wars you weren’t in, dude.

Mason

I am gobsmacked. This stone cold killer lied? So he hasn’t been killing Arabs for decades? Does he even have a nephew who was trying to get a cell phone?

Pointyhead

Why does no one want to be a fake avionics technician? I feel slighted….

Ex-PH2

You’re slighted?

Why does no one want to be a fake photographers mate?

The hours in the darkroom, swishing prints in the trays, hoping that the film you shot didn’t get fogged before you put it in the can, wondering why you never get to go to the chow hall across the field at a regular time… the horror of it all!!!

CCO

The fact that your sole published photograph is a bumper sticker…in a urinal. Wait, that’s me; sorry.

Ex-PH2

Well, we DID have the now-deceased bad pilot who stole other people’s photography and published it under his own name… but he’s dead. And he’d better stay dead, too. 🙂

RCAF-CHAIRBORNE

Funny….I’ve never seen a phoney Aviation Tech or FE either

Thunderstixx

Or a fake wannabe US Army 9’th Infantry Division Certified Ski Instructor !!!
Talk about elite, we put the schuss in elite !!!

Nucsnipe

No fake mess cooks? I’m Shocked, shocked I tell you!

Andy11M

A phony Recon Marine? Been awhile since we had one of those. SEAL/SF/Ranger is just too common these days. Is he wearing a SEAL trident too? Those are the really good ones.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 A Gang Snipe

Fake A Gang Snipes? That everyone above deck asks for your fresh air chit all day long.

26Limabeans

Nobody ever claims Finance.
Those guys have the most important job in any organization.

Mason

First SNCO made sure we new troops learned that you need to stay on the good side of finance and supply.

Wolf 37

And the mechanics

Ex-PH2

It’s a shame, you know, that no one respects the rest of us peons enough to pretend that they got sucked into a fighter jet air intake eight times and survived it without a scar. I mean, it just hurts to look at the video.

Haywire Angel

So, what is the count on all phonies for the YTD? Seems to me the Fake Rangers are in the lead.

26Limabeans

The top photo looks like one of those transgender time lapse memes.

5th/77th FA

What about some fake Battalion or even Brigade S1 Clerks. A Clear and Present Danger from paper cuts, mimeograph fluids, jammed ribbons on Remingtons…the horror. Them cats lorded over people worse than 5/77 FA on the Friday TAH Weekend Open Thread…oh wait.

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Comm Center Rat

My initial entry branch was AG and I wore “the shield of shame” for a couple of years before my branch transfer to PO (PSYOP). I still have flashbacks of attempting to get our battalion copiers serviced by a local contractor so our CO could get his Army War College by correspondence writing assignments printed and in the mail.

Sarge

Gimme more bathroom reading material please!

Ex-PH2

What? You aren’t happy with Better Homes & Gardens, or Glamour, or Cosmo?