We were contacted by several people who have been working to expose Arvil Reed as the phony embellishing Valor Vulture that he is. They asked if we could get his official records and a picture of him to post where anyone who wants to know about his service can review it for themselves. The results of that investigation were posted on militaryphony.com
Arvil Reed Phony Navy SEAL
BACKGROUND
Arvil Gene Reed comes to us from Riverside, California but has spent time in different parts of the United States. He grew up in California. Arvil is 51 years old as of March 2019.
Arvil shows up to an American Legion claiming he was a Navy officer and that he was a member of the elite U.S. Navy SEALS. He had a DD-214 and official looking letters from the Navy showing he received the Navy Cross, Legion of Merit, Bronze star with “V” and a couple of Purple Hearts along with other lesser ribbons.
On the DD-214 above, it shows over 20 years of active duty, time as a Special Warfare Officer (SEAL), a Navy Cross, a Silver Star, a Bronze Star Medal with “V” and two Purple Hearts.
Here is the Navy Cross citation…
The above citation is for Gothic Serpent (Somalia 1993). You may notice some similarities to the movie “Blackhawk Down” such as “SUPER SIX ONE.”
Arvil shows up to this American Legion and talks about his SEAL days to anyone that is willing to listen. There were decorated combat veterans present and some began to doubt Arvil’s stories because an awful lot of the medals did not seem legit and the dates were all from the time frame of 1990 to 1995.
One of the SEALs that works with Military Phony knew of most of the SEALs that participated in Gothic Serpent – and certainly knew of the officer. Things seemed more than suspicious.
. . . . .
ACTIONS CONDUCTED BY MILITARY PHONIES
After contacting the UDT/SEAL archives, the Naval Special Warfare Center and checking the UDT/SEAL database we found that there is NO record of Arvil Gene Reed ever completing BUD/S Training or being assigned to a SEAL Team.
Arvil Gene Reed ‘s military records were ordered through a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request.
FOIA RESULTS
CRIMINAL, NEWSPAPER AND OTHER RECORDS
Several records on Arvil Gene Reed show different dates of birth. Same exact day, but on some it shows 1967 and others 1969. Oddly enough, his military records will show on either date of birth as long as other information is correct.
Here is a judgement against him from the San Mateo County Department of Child Support Services.
It is quite common when people have a criminal record or are trying to avoid child support payments to provide an alternate date of birth. This will make finding them more difficult.
The lady listed as a plaintiff married Arvil on 2 Feb 1991 but it does not appear they are still married. She may be interested in where Arvil is hanging out these days since there may be a court ordered judgement against him.
US NAVY CRUISE BOOKS
Reed’s photo was located in the USS Conte de Grasse’s cruise book from 1989, further confirming his rate as an Operation Specialist. Here he is shown as an E-2 in 1989.
Here, Reed is shown later in the same cruise book as an E-3.
. . . . .
DISCUSSION and SUMMARY
SUMMARY SHEET
Arvil Reed’s summary sheet shows under four years of active duty. He was discharged from the Navy as a Seaman Recruit (E-1).
The summary sheet shows that he went on deployments due to Sea Service Deployment Ribbons, but he does not have the valor awards that he claims – Navy Cross, Silver Star, Bronze Star with “V” or Purple Hearts.
Arvil appears to have supplied organizations with an altered federal document – a DD-214 since he could not have been in Gothic Serpent since he was not on active duty in 1993.
This is in violation of the Stolen Valor Act and probably other things as well.
Nothing in his military records support Arvil’s claim of training to be a Navy SEAL or serving with any SEAL units.
STOLEN VALOR
The official military records for Arvil Reed do not support many of his claims – many of which are in violation of the Stolen Valor Act.
If these claims were leveraged by Arvil for something of value over the years, including monetary gain, work positions, or advertising SEAL experience to further a business, Arvil may be in violation of the Stolen Valor Act. Individual state laws may apply as well.
There you have it. His records and other results are now available to anyone who might like to check on his actual military service. We understand that Local Law Enforcement may have been contacted and we encourage them to follow their own investigation to fruition.
No Thespians were recruited or injured during our investigation. Arvil Reed was never a Navy SEAL. It appears he likes to use misinformation when confronted about his phony claims. What phony doesn’t?
“Thank you”, to those who came forward to expose this clown. The Google Gods may now spread the truth.
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Combat Historian
5 years ago
This clown certainly has chutzpah for claiming the Navy Cross. These days, it is almost as easy to check for the NC/DSC/AFC as it is to verify for MOH…
Comm Center Rat
5 years ago
If Arvil has the time and money to drink at the local American Legion hall, he should pay all past due child support payments. He could even sell his leather vest and bling to bring in a few dollars toward the arrears.
Always a shame to see a bona fide recipient of the coveted NDSM embellishing his military career. Arvil sounds like the name of a seal at Sea World.
One does not just get handed the NDSM. One must show up for work for 30 consecutive days! He shames all us recipients.
STSC(SW/SS)
5 years ago
Fucking NQP asshole
Hondo
5 years ago
Minor quibble, DH. The “one bronze service star” on his SWASM (which is a campaign medal) doesn’t denote a second award. Unlike an expeditionary medal, on a campaign medal a bronze star denotes participation in a defined campaign (a specific period of time). For the SWASM there are three defined campaigns:
Defense of Saudi Arabia: 2 Aug 1990 – 16 Jan 1991
Liberation and Defense of Kuwait: 17 Jan – 11 Apr 1991
Southwest Asia Cease-Fire: 12 Apr 1991 – 30 Nov 1995
I didn’t see any mention of the USS Comte de Grasse being in the Persian Gulf during the SWASM eligibility period while this guy was still in the Navy, so his SWASM is likely due to his time with the USS Abraham Lincoln. Pretty sure they arrived in the Gulf before he was transferred off for his apparent early discharge as an E1.
His AFEM appears to be from his time with the USS Comte de Grasse, since that ship was in the Gulf during summer 1989.
In the great scheme of things, the error is trivial. Great work by MP in uncovering the truth about this . . . “fine individual”.
I served in the KSA from Aug94-Feb95 and received a campaign star. In Oct94 there was operation “Vigilant Warrior” that lasted a brief time before reverting back to “Southern Watch”. Obviously, those dates don’t apply to this clown.
I took my DA photo without the star on my Afghan campaign medal. At the time, I had no idea you were suppored to tack the star on.
Green Thumb
5 years ago
Loser.
Daisy Cutter
5 years ago
“I’m a 20 year Navy SEAL – says so right here on my Double-D twenty-one, four.” — Arvil Reed —
Bim
5 years ago
When Don Shipley exposed this guy on his site last week, he took video of a call from Reed confessing everything. Reed explained that he left as an E1 because he punched a shipmate who was sexually harassing a young lady, calling her a “See you next Tuesday” and refused to leave her alone. In his words (paraphrasing a bit), “But, because the guy was one pay grade above mine, they kicked me out”. Riiight.
He also is a Prospect for Green Machine (MC club affiliated with the Vagos). I think he may have a bit of a trust issue with his new friends now.
Anyway, it’s worth a look for those that subscribe to extremesealexperience. You wont find it on ScrewTube now that they censored and evicted Don’s channel.
He was a full Commander, but got busted to Lieutenant for punching out an Admiral, who he caught molesting his 3 y/o daughter. He never had a chance, of course, cuz the Admiral was a JAG officer and he was a lowly O5. Evidence destroyed, witnesses lied. When he went to the IG office, he discovered his 201 file was scrubbed, containing only the data revealed by the FOIA request. This hero’s life is destroyed. Proof that bad shit eventually happens to lying pieces of garbage.
He doesn’t have the balls to join a biker gang. It’s just more of his poser lifestyle. He is all talk.
Outcast
5 years ago
Gee and no Vietnam service medals, when one is somewhat bored and his mind wanders into the warped zone (we are discussing another one of those Cali flakes posted here) theories arise in the mind that are a far stretch but not beyond the inner demented minds powering the embellished stolen valor scumbags. I knew I should have done KP and fed cats before reading these new posts.
It’s called using a better grade of preservatives in your diet, that cheap alcohol does it every time for aging.
Jeff LPH 3, 63-66
5 years ago
Another Seal at the TAH starting gate. His lies about the above claims are most likely in his Gene’s.
Mustang Major
5 years ago
Someone should take the initiative to found an American Posers Legion. Then clowns like Arvil Gene Reed could hangout together and try to out bullshit each other all day long at their clubhouse. It would also keep them from infesting American Legion, VFW, and other respectable facilities.
Meh, I see you already have “GonosyphaherpAIDSclap” in your COI, so I’ll come up with aomething else to accompany my other 40+ donations to it, how about “Turbo sphincter-sniffer”?
We already have 3 “turbo” entries however, no “trombone” entries so yep, adding
“Rusty Trombone Virtuoso”
5th/77th FA
5 years ago
Alleged “cocksucker” Hey Arvill Gene Reed, here is a Google Hit for your lying, posing, embellishing ass. Could, woulda, shoulda, had honorable service, but noooooooo. Had to do some dickstepping, some scamming, some running out on your responsibilities. Enjoy your new fame…Bitch…
Calling ChipNASA, Calling ChipNASA. Make a motion for the deployment of the Continent of Insults…..Can I get a 2nd?
Alrighty then… We have a request for the The Continent of Insults®™ and then we have an almost immediate “second”. Therefore the ROE have been met for the Roberts Rules on TAH. I did say my trigger finger was getting itchy about 5 minutes after you posted…(I didn’t see it) and the other day in the MOT someone said we hadn’t posted the The Continent of Insults®™ in a while and good ole Arvill Gene Reed seems totally qualified…. Here goes…… Hey ARVILL, YOU PENIS HEADED LOOKING TWAT, I HOPE YOU SEE THIS AND ENJOY YOUR NEW FAME AND ATTENTION YOU SO RICHLY WANT AND DESERVE…. The Continent of Insults®™ (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus) FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!! THREE PASS AIRCRAFT BOMB RUN!!!!! DANGER CLOSE!!!! MOPP LEVEL 4!!! TAKE COVER!!!!! ….Arvill (What kind of gay-assed girl name is Arvill, someone should go find your parents and smack the snot out of them) Gene (More like defective/mutated gene) Reed …HEY DICKLESS WONDER, We all hope you read this and come back here and try to defend your actions, but, you won’t because, YOU’RE A STRAIGHT UP COWARD, vile, flaming piece of skunk shit, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, You flaccid piece of tofu, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, Fucking one cell spermatozoon with a tiny flagella, gaping giant ass walking fungus shit nugget, Bag of seasoned dog shit, Cambodian cunt sauce, he deserves to have his private parts gnawed by angry badgers, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, bucket of ass chum, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, if you Mom would have known you were… Read more »
Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid, nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know, Schlumpadinka, wazzock, Tampon Tunnel, used toilet paper-sniffing Turbo knob vacuum of a meat gazer, terminal crotch infection, asshat, roach turd-munching shit-for-brains, a black hole would spit you out, the founding fathers said all men are created equal….except for you, you make scientists contemplate the possibility that there’s a negative IQ number, if you an 2 other guys ran a race together, you’d come in fourth, dick pickle, gòrach pìos de cac, It looks like he smeared super glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, You make PTSD/TBI look like a state fair, a 3 ring circus and Disneyland all rolled into one, likes to gargle with a mouthful of unborn crib midgets, He can shit and fall in it as far as I am concerned(This one is for the Ladies and Medical Staff) this prancing fairy is about as popular as a failed Episiotomy with a 4th degree perineal tear, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, feejackapeesack, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, bunghole warrior, cockwomble, bread loaf end slice, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn’t what she meant, If Mr. Rogers were alive, he’d piss on your grave, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in the douche canoe, Uncle Fucker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, Herp-Burger, poofter, intergalactic cunt muffin, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Deputy executive assistant jizz mopper in training,… Read more »
AMEN and it couldn’t have come at a more opportune time for a most deserving POSer.
To close today’ reading of the Continent of Insults, let us all turn to the good book of the Saintly Brother John Moses Browning (Howitzer be his name) Revelations Chapter 19 v 11
Fucker. Swear to fucking God I’m gonna teach this keyboard to speak submariner someday.
Sarge
5 years ago
Arvil Gene Reed was not a Navy Seal
Arvil Gene Reed served less than four years in the US Navy
Arvil Gene Reed was awarded the coveted National Defense Service Medal
Arvil Gene Reed probably stepped on his dick and got out of the US Navy as an E-1
Arvil Gene Reed was not awarded the Navy Cross
Arvil Gene Reed was not awarded the Bronze Star
Arvil Gene Reed was not awarded the Purple Heart
Arvil Gene Reed has a judgement from the San Mateo County Department of Child Support Services
Arvil Gene Reed could be a deadbeat dad
Arvil Gene Reed probably kicks puppies and kittens when no one is looking
Arvil Gene Reed was not a Navy Seal
Arvil Gene Reed served less than four years in the US Navy
Arvil Gene Reed was awarded the coveted National Defense Service Medal
Arvil Gene Reed probably stepped on his dick and got out of the US Navy as an E-1
Arvil Gene Reed was not awarded the Navy Cross
Arvil Gene Reed was not awarded the Bronze Star
Arvil Gene Reed was not awarded the Purple Heart
Arvil Gene Reed has a judgement from the San Mateo County Department of Child Support Services
Arvil Gene Reed could be a deadbeat dad
Arvil Gene Reed probably kicks puppies and kittens when no one is looking
((((OVER))))
A Proud Infidel®™
5 years ago
Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER A US Navy SEAL according to Official Records found.
Arvil Gene Reed left the US Navy as an E1 just shy of a four year Enlistment, a heavy dickstepping, maybe?
Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER a USN Officer.
Arvil Gene Reed needs to chin up, ALL FOUR of them!
Arvil Gene Reed looks like he could SUCK the cream filling out of a Hostess Twinkie from 300 Meters.
Arvil Gene Reed looks like the type who trolls highway rest areas looking for a hookup.
Arvil Gene Reed is rumored to be a reject Apprentice towel boy at Brucie’s Bath house (Entrance In the Rear).
Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER awarded The US Navy Cross.
Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER awarded a Bronze Star with a “V” Device.
Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER awarded The Purple Heart.
Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER awarded a Silver Star.
Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER part of Gothic Serpent.
Arvil Gene Reed was discharged at San Francisco, I bet he went straight to The Blue Oyster afterward.
Arvil Gene Reed is as genuine as a Civil War issue polyester blanket.
Arvil Gene Reed is as classy as a rusted out AMC Pacer.
Arvil Gene Reed is as useful as rubber lips on a Woodpecker.
Arvil Gene Reed will soon discover The Power of Google®™ as his fame grows and Arvil Gene Reed realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.
Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER A US Navy SEAL according to Official Records found.
Arvil Gene Reed left the US Navy as an E1 just shy of a four year Enlistment, a heavy dickstepping, maybe?
Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER a USN Officer.
Arvil Gene Reed needs to chin up, ALL FOUR of them!
Arvil Gene Reed looks like he could SUCK the cream filling out of a Hostess Twinkie from 300 Meters.
Arvil Gene Reed looks like the type who trolls highway rest areas looking for a hookup.
Arvil Gene Reed is rumored to be a reject Apprentice towel boy at Brucie’s Bath house (Entrance In the Rear).
Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER awarded The US Navy Cross.
Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER awarded a Bronze Star with a “V” Device.
Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER awarded The Purple Heart.
Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER awarded a Silver Star.
Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER part of Gothic Serpent.
Arvil Gene Reed was discharged at San Francisco, I bet he went straight to The Blue Oyster afterward.
Arvil Gene Reed is as genuine as a Civil War issue polyester blanket.
Arvil Gene Reed is as classy as a rusted out AMC Pacer.
Arvil Gene Reed is as useful as rubber lips on a Woodpecker.
Arvil Gene Reed has the potential of spots on a zebra.
Arvil Gene Reed will soon discover The Power of Google®™ as his fame grows and Arvil Gene Reed realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.
Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER A US Navy SEAL according to Official Records found.
Arvil Gene Reed left the US Navy as an E1 just shy of a four year Enlistment, a heavy dickstepping, maybe?
Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER a USN Officer.
Arvil Gene Reed needs to chin up, ALL FOUR of them!
Arvil Gene Reed looks like he could SUCK the cream filling out of a Hostess Twinkie from 300 Meters.
Arvil Gene Reed looks like the type who trolls highway rest areas looking for a hookup.
Arvil Gene Reed is rumored to be a reject Apprentice towel boy at Brucie’s Bath house (Entrance In the Rear).
Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER awarded The US Navy Cross.
Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER awarded a Bronze Star with a “V” Device.
Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER awarded The Purple Heart.
Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER awarded a Silver Star.
Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER part of Gothic Serpent.
Arvil Gene Reed was discharged at San Francisco, I bet he went straight to The Blue Oyster afterward.
Arvil Gene Reed is as genuine as a Civil War issue polyester blanket.
Arvil Gene Reed is as classy as a rusted out AMC Pacer.
Arvil Gene Reed is as useful as rubber lips on a Woodpecker.
Arvil Gene Reed will soon discover The Power of Google®™ as his fame grows and Arvil Gene Reed realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.
This clown certainly has chutzpah for claiming the Navy Cross. These days, it is almost as easy to check for the NC/DSC/AFC as it is to verify for MOH…
If Arvil has the time and money to drink at the local American Legion hall, he should pay all past due child support payments. He could even sell his leather vest and bling to bring in a few dollars toward the arrears.
Always a shame to see a bona fide recipient of the coveted NDSM embellishing his military career. Arvil sounds like the name of a seal at Sea World.
and his IPhone and vapy-thingie. What a phony, lying dick Arvil Gene Reed is. Arvil Gene Reed is a phony, deadbeat valor thief.
One does not just get handed the NDSM. One must show up for work for 30 consecutive days! He shames all us recipients.
Fucking NQP asshole
Minor quibble, DH. The “one bronze service star” on his SWASM (which is a campaign medal) doesn’t denote a second award. Unlike an expeditionary medal, on a campaign medal a bronze star denotes participation in a defined campaign (a specific period of time). For the SWASM there are three defined campaigns:
Defense of Saudi Arabia: 2 Aug 1990 – 16 Jan 1991
Liberation and Defense of Kuwait: 17 Jan – 11 Apr 1991
Southwest Asia Cease-Fire: 12 Apr 1991 – 30 Nov 1995
I didn’t see any mention of the USS Comte de Grasse being in the Persian Gulf during the SWASM eligibility period while this guy was still in the Navy, so his SWASM is likely due to his time with the USS Abraham Lincoln. Pretty sure they arrived in the Gulf before he was transferred off for his apparent early discharge as an E1.
His AFEM appears to be from his time with the USS Comte de Grasse, since that ship was in the Gulf during summer 1989.
In the great scheme of things, the error is trivial. Great work by MP in uncovering the truth about this . . . “fine individual”.
I served in the KSA from Aug94-Feb95 and received a campaign star. In Oct94 there was operation “Vigilant Warrior” that lasted a brief time before reverting back to “Southern Watch”. Obviously, those dates don’t apply to this clown.
I took my DA photo without the star on my Afghan campaign medal. At the time, I had no idea you were suppored to tack the star on.
Loser.
“I’m a 20 year Navy SEAL – says so right here on my Double-D twenty-one, four.” — Arvil Reed —
When Don Shipley exposed this guy on his site last week, he took video of a call from Reed confessing everything. Reed explained that he left as an E1 because he punched a shipmate who was sexually harassing a young lady, calling her a “See you next Tuesday” and refused to leave her alone. In his words (paraphrasing a bit), “But, because the guy was one pay grade above mine, they kicked me out”. Riiight.
He also is a Prospect for Green Machine (MC club affiliated with the Vagos). I think he may have a bit of a trust issue with his new friends now.
Anyway, it’s worth a look for those that subscribe to extremesealexperience. You wont find it on ScrewTube now that they censored and evicted Don’s channel.
It’s always some noble reason. i.e. they punched their commanding officer because he was ordered to shoot civilians, etc.
Still doesn’t explain the O-3 and the Navy Cross. Wish Ar-vark would have offered an explanation for that as well.
Don Shipley does great work but the public at large is not made aware of the fake Navy SEAL due to the exposure done behind a pay-per-view service.
Ask how he got his commission. That’s always good for a laugh if they were a 20-year LT and didn’t say ECP, LDO, etc.
Oh, you came in as an Ensign and never made it above Lt? Do fucking tell!
He was a full Commander, but got busted to Lieutenant for punching out an Admiral, who he caught molesting his 3 y/o daughter. He never had a chance, of course, cuz the Admiral was a JAG officer and he was a lowly O5. Evidence destroyed, witnesses lied. When he went to the IG office, he discovered his 201 file was scrubbed, containing only the data revealed by the FOIA request. This hero’s life is destroyed. Proof that bad shit eventually happens to lying pieces of garbage.
He doesn’t have the balls to join a biker gang. It’s just more of his poser lifestyle. He is all talk.
Gee and no Vietnam service medals, when one is somewhat bored and his mind wanders into the warped zone (we are discussing another one of those Cali flakes posted here) theories arise in the mind that are a far stretch but not beyond the inner demented minds powering the embellished stolen valor scumbags. I knew I should have done KP and fed cats before reading these new posts.
“no Vietnam service medals”
He is only 51 years old but I don’t see that as problem for a poser. He should go for it.
He’s less than a year older than I am but looks to be at least 20 more.
It’s called using a better grade of preservatives in your diet, that cheap alcohol does it every time for aging.
Another Seal at the TAH starting gate. His lies about the above claims are most likely in his Gene’s.
Someone should take the initiative to found an American Posers Legion. Then clowns like Arvil Gene Reed could hangout together and try to out bullshit each other all day long at their clubhouse. It would also keep them from infesting American Legion, VFW, and other respectable facilities.
I can see the back of the leather vests.
“POSERS MC” with a Halloween skull.
They will all ride Lambrettas.
Vagos would not take kindly to this shit.
Fire or knife?
Nice cone head.
He must be from France.
Navy Cross, Silver Star, and no CAR.
Legit!!!
Fucking taint licker needs a terminal does of anally injected herpegonasyphilaids.
Oh, and Arvil? Can’t feed em? Don’t breed em!
Does…dose. Fucking autocorrect.
“herpegonasyphilaids”
NHSparky: Gonna totally steal that. LOL.
Shit, I’m stealing it too and adding it to the
The Continent of Insults®™
“this swollen, sweltering manhole should be infected with herpegonasyphilaids”
Don’t you already have “Gonosyphaherpaidsclap”?
Kinda,
“GonnoSyphaHerpaClapAIDS Patient Zero monkey buggerer” but hey, we could always use fresh abuse….
Meh, I see you already have “GonosyphaherpAIDSclap” in your COI, so I’ll come up with aomething else to accompany my other 40+ donations to it, how about “Turbo sphincter-sniffer”?
“Rusty Trombone Virtuoso”?
We already have 3 “turbo” entries however, no “trombone” entries so yep, adding
“Rusty Trombone Virtuoso”
Alleged “cocksucker” Hey Arvill Gene Reed, here is a Google Hit for your lying, posing, embellishing ass. Could, woulda, shoulda, had honorable service, but noooooooo. Had to do some dickstepping, some scamming, some running out on your responsibilities. Enjoy your new fame…Bitch…
Calling ChipNASA, Calling ChipNASA. Make a motion for the deployment of the Continent of Insults…..Can I get a 2nd?
I second. Haven’t seen the COI dropped on anyone for a while. 🙂
ChipNASA- cleared hot!
Alrighty then… We have a request for the The Continent of Insults®™ and then we have an almost immediate “second”. Therefore the ROE have been met for the Roberts Rules on TAH. I did say my trigger finger was getting itchy about 5 minutes after you posted…(I didn’t see it) and the other day in the MOT someone said we hadn’t posted the The Continent of Insults®™ in a while and good ole Arvill Gene Reed seems totally qualified…. Here goes…… Hey ARVILL, YOU PENIS HEADED LOOKING TWAT, I HOPE YOU SEE THIS AND ENJOY YOUR NEW FAME AND ATTENTION YOU SO RICHLY WANT AND DESERVE…. The Continent of Insults®™ (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus) FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!! THREE PASS AIRCRAFT BOMB RUN!!!!! DANGER CLOSE!!!! MOPP LEVEL 4!!! TAKE COVER!!!!! ….Arvill (What kind of gay-assed girl name is Arvill, someone should go find your parents and smack the snot out of them) Gene (More like defective/mutated gene) Reed …HEY DICKLESS WONDER, We all hope you read this and come back here and try to defend your actions, but, you won’t because, YOU’RE A STRAIGHT UP COWARD, vile, flaming piece of skunk shit, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, You flaccid piece of tofu, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, Fucking one cell spermatozoon with a tiny flagella, gaping giant ass walking fungus shit nugget, Bag of seasoned dog shit, Cambodian cunt sauce, he deserves to have his private parts gnawed by angry badgers, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, bucket of ass chum, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, if you Mom would have known you were… Read more »
Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid, nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know, Schlumpadinka, wazzock, Tampon Tunnel, used toilet paper-sniffing Turbo knob vacuum of a meat gazer, terminal crotch infection, asshat, roach turd-munching shit-for-brains, a black hole would spit you out, the founding fathers said all men are created equal….except for you, you make scientists contemplate the possibility that there’s a negative IQ number, if you an 2 other guys ran a race together, you’d come in fourth, dick pickle, gòrach pìos de cac, It looks like he smeared super glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, You make PTSD/TBI look like a state fair, a 3 ring circus and Disneyland all rolled into one, likes to gargle with a mouthful of unborn crib midgets, He can shit and fall in it as far as I am concerned(This one is for the Ladies and Medical Staff) this prancing fairy is about as popular as a failed Episiotomy with a 4th degree perineal tear, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, feejackapeesack, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, bunghole warrior, cockwomble, bread loaf end slice, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn’t what she meant, If Mr. Rogers were alive, he’d piss on your grave, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in the douche canoe, Uncle Fucker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, Herp-Burger, poofter, intergalactic cunt muffin, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Deputy executive assistant jizz mopper in training,… Read more »
AMEN and it couldn’t have come at a more opportune time for a most deserving POSer.
To close today’ reading of the Continent of Insults, let us all turn to the good book of the Saintly Brother John Moses Browning (Howitzer be his name) Revelations Chapter 19 v 11
Amen! Amen! A-a-a-men! Amen! Amen!
Here you go:
I got a little worried there; Took a while to get to the Col. Sherman T. Potter reference…
A – FUCKING – MEN!
When you want to steal valor but the Medal of Honor is too obvious so you settle with a Navy Cross.
What a hero. When is he being elected by liberals to office? DaNang Dicky needs a running mate.
He is the manifestation of the well-known mud stuffin.
That bald, fat, double chin, fuck is 51? I’m 5 years older and look 10-15 years younger.
Jesus Christ……
The flying monkey fucker is just ripe…..
Mah Triggar Fingar is gettin’ a mite itchy…..
Seems like the American Legion would be a place to avoid for stolen valor types.
Another 💩 hits the crapper
Whoa, he’s got his blood type on his vest. Do not fuck with this bad ass mofo.
Another Junior Associate Apprentice Towel Boy over at Brucies Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
I heard he’s a Rusty Trombone aficionado as well.
I’d love to ask him the obvious questions just to watch the tucker sit and spin.
Oh, and what Post let him in? Seems like they need their asses lit up for not checking better.
Guy isn’t even eligible for the Legion since it’s almost a certainty he didn’t receive an honorable discharge.
Fucker. Swear to fucking God I’m gonna teach this keyboard to speak submariner someday.
Arvil Gene Reed was not a Navy Seal
Arvil Gene Reed served less than four years in the US Navy
Arvil Gene Reed was awarded the coveted National Defense Service Medal
Arvil Gene Reed probably stepped on his dick and got out of the US Navy as an E-1
Arvil Gene Reed was not awarded the Navy Cross
Arvil Gene Reed was not awarded the Bronze Star
Arvil Gene Reed was not awarded the Purple Heart
Arvil Gene Reed has a judgement from the San Mateo County Department of Child Support Services
Arvil Gene Reed could be a deadbeat dad
Arvil Gene Reed probably kicks puppies and kittens when no one is looking
He looks like the type that would throw his Beanie Babies on the floor and stomp on them when he thinks nobody is looking!
adding this to the 5 x 5 relay request
ROGER, I copy:
Arvil Gene Reed was not a Navy Seal
Arvil Gene Reed served less than four years in the US Navy
Arvil Gene Reed was awarded the coveted National Defense Service Medal
Arvil Gene Reed probably stepped on his dick and got out of the US Navy as an E-1
Arvil Gene Reed was not awarded the Navy Cross
Arvil Gene Reed was not awarded the Bronze Star
Arvil Gene Reed was not awarded the Purple Heart
Arvil Gene Reed has a judgement from the San Mateo County Department of Child Support Services
Arvil Gene Reed could be a deadbeat dad
Arvil Gene Reed probably kicks puppies and kittens when no one is looking
((((OVER))))
Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER A US Navy SEAL according to Official Records found.
Arvil Gene Reed left the US Navy as an E1 just shy of a four year Enlistment, a heavy dickstepping, maybe?
Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER a USN Officer.
Arvil Gene Reed needs to chin up, ALL FOUR of them!
Arvil Gene Reed looks like he could SUCK the cream filling out of a Hostess Twinkie from 300 Meters.
Arvil Gene Reed looks like the type who trolls highway rest areas looking for a hookup.
Arvil Gene Reed is rumored to be a reject Apprentice towel boy at Brucie’s Bath house (Entrance In the Rear).
Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER awarded The US Navy Cross.
Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER awarded a Bronze Star with a “V” Device.
Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER awarded The Purple Heart.
Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER awarded a Silver Star.
Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER part of Gothic Serpent.
Arvil Gene Reed was discharged at San Francisco, I bet he went straight to The Blue Oyster afterward.
Arvil Gene Reed is as genuine as a Civil War issue polyester blanket.
Arvil Gene Reed is as classy as a rusted out AMC Pacer.
Arvil Gene Reed is as useful as rubber lips on a Woodpecker.
Arvil Gene Reed will soon discover The Power of Google®™ as his fame grows and Arvil Gene Reed realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.
How copy,
((((OVER))))
API(®™):
I copy five by five:
Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER A US Navy SEAL according to Official Records found.
Arvil Gene Reed left the US Navy as an E1 just shy of a four year Enlistment, a heavy dickstepping, maybe?
Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER a USN Officer.
Arvil Gene Reed needs to chin up, ALL FOUR of them!
Arvil Gene Reed looks like he could SUCK the cream filling out of a Hostess Twinkie from 300 Meters.
Arvil Gene Reed looks like the type who trolls highway rest areas looking for a hookup.
Arvil Gene Reed is rumored to be a reject Apprentice towel boy at Brucie’s Bath house (Entrance In the Rear).
Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER awarded The US Navy Cross.
Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER awarded a Bronze Star with a “V” Device.
Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER awarded The Purple Heart.
Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER awarded a Silver Star.
Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER part of Gothic Serpent.
Arvil Gene Reed was discharged at San Francisco, I bet he went straight to The Blue Oyster afterward.
Arvil Gene Reed is as genuine as a Civil War issue polyester blanket.
Arvil Gene Reed is as classy as a rusted out AMC Pacer.
Arvil Gene Reed is as useful as rubber lips on a Woodpecker.
Arvil Gene Reed has the potential of spots on a zebra.
Arvil Gene Reed will soon discover The Power of Google®™ as his fame grows and Arvil Gene Reed realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.
ROGER THAT, I say again:
Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER A US Navy SEAL according to Official Records found.
Arvil Gene Reed left the US Navy as an E1 just shy of a four year Enlistment, a heavy dickstepping, maybe?
Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER a USN Officer.
Arvil Gene Reed needs to chin up, ALL FOUR of them!
Arvil Gene Reed looks like he could SUCK the cream filling out of a Hostess Twinkie from 300 Meters.
Arvil Gene Reed looks like the type who trolls highway rest areas looking for a hookup.
Arvil Gene Reed is rumored to be a reject Apprentice towel boy at Brucie’s Bath house (Entrance In the Rear).
Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER awarded The US Navy Cross.
Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER awarded a Bronze Star with a “V” Device.
Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER awarded The Purple Heart.
Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER awarded a Silver Star.
Arvil Gene Reed WAS NEVER part of Gothic Serpent.
Arvil Gene Reed was discharged at San Francisco, I bet he went straight to The Blue Oyster afterward.
Arvil Gene Reed is as genuine as a Civil War issue polyester blanket.
Arvil Gene Reed is as classy as a rusted out AMC Pacer.
Arvil Gene Reed is as useful as rubber lips on a Woodpecker.
Arvil Gene Reed will soon discover The Power of Google®™ as his fame grows and Arvil Gene Reed realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.
How copy,
((((OVER))))