Samuel Struhl – Turkey Day Custody
As our thoughts turn to turkeys today, remember that not everybody can spend time with their families.
You may recall Samuel Shruhl, who we wrote about here: https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=57497
Well, rumor has it that Sam was just arrested in Minnesota after fleeing Texas in a truck that he stole – allegedly.
Sure enough, we confirmed that he’s staying in the pokey courtesy of Todd County Jail and the Minnesota taxpayers.
As we count our blessings today give this a little bit of thought and — uh, pass the mash potatoes, please — I can’t help but wonder what Sam will be having today.
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
Um, barbecued bologna sandwich and powdered eggs.
A COCKMEAT SAMMICH and GHEY WHEY SHAKE at the BTJT DELI!!!!
You never disappoint, Senior Chief.
*grin*
Well, he looks like he eats urinal cakes already so that might be the highlight of his life…
Senior Chief, how did I know that was what you were going to say. LMAO
Or, who would be having Sam today.
Fore play on a hot date with Bubba, Thor, Julio and “Tiny Tyrone” before they share him with the cell block!
“I can’t help but wonder what Sam will be having today”
A heavy white gravy with giblets.
“A heavy white gravy with giblets.”
AKA Army Recipe #356 – Creamed Sweetbreads
Heh…..”Meat in the can”
Suet
LMMFAO! Oh you GUYS!!
Sadly the Jackwagon will be fed better in jail than what our troops in the field will be fed today.
Fried baloney, eggs and gravy, maybe, but it won’t be any gravy from a real cook.
So he goes from having a chance at a good life to being an idiot, to being an auto thief.
Pity the poor truck. It had to put up with his flabby hindquarters and foul stench until it was rescued.
What is he probably having today?
Regrets
I remember this loser.
This clown is mashed potatoes.
Everyone knows the toughest men threaten with airsoft guns, FFS.
You might as well have the real thing, if you point that thing at anyone it’s a felony, point at the wrong person and that’s life with the possibility of dirt nap.
I hope this douchenozzle has never and will never breed.
Cocksucker
This just came to mind for Thanksgiving Dinner for Samuel Shruhl…..seg loaf (aka Nutraloaf).
Mmmmmmmmmm….to die for. (grin)
https://wikivisually.com/wiki/Nutraloaf
A Struhl down memory lane from 2015. I wasn’t on the TAH site back then but I am now and enjoying it, so Happy Thanksgiving to everyone out there, and lets keep talking Turkey on these posts today.
At least he will know what time it is today.
His cellmate will shout out “It’s time to stuff the turkey!”
Yeah. I can hear it now. “Hey, Struhl, c’mere. Bend over and let me hear ya say ‘gobble gobble,’ asshole. Yeah, you know what papa likes to hear.”
I’ll ask the question:
How bad did you have to fuck up to get knocked down to E-1 and kicked to the curb back in 2003?
Pretty gracefully fucked up!
I want to put this out so it gets in the feed. (Maybe we will have another post on Barwan soon, but this will make it to Gooooogle.
Are any of the commenters that are reading this of the gamer community? I am not. I got a message that Kyle Christopher Barwan, recently released Ex-Convict has gone back to gaming online. Kyle Barwan, now out of prison is back where he can solicit money from unsupecting people. A friend has seen his gamer tag log in on Xbox live. His gamer tag is X2Girls1SniperX. If anyone here plays XBox, would you let us know what he seems to be doing, and if possible, engage him in conversation to see if he will claim any military experience, present or past? If he even farts like he is in the military, I will notify Sheriff Grady Judd in Polk County Florida, (where he is currently living), and he can slap his ass. Thank you. I will probably post this same comment on a couple other posts as well, to get coverage.