Thursdays are for cooking….
Looks like I’m still on an apple kick. I guess it’s just that time of year, isn’t it? Apple cider should be available now. If you’re out working in the yard and come indoors to the scent of cider heating in a pan or a coffee pot, your house should smell like springtime. Those Granny Smiths are at least 3.25 inches across.
The snow picture is from April this year, just to remind you that Mother Nature has her own way of doing things and we are mere pawns in her chess game.
There used to be an apple-happy pig belonging to a farmer in Provence, in southern France. This particular porker was also quite a toper. His hobby was to find the apple trees with the ripest fruit – almost pure alcohol – and bang his porker head on the tree trunk until the apples fell. He would then indulge himself until he was stinking drunk and maudlin, and the farmer not only did not discourage him, but valued him as a prime truffle-hunting pig. One can only hope that his porker progeny were as successful!
In view of apples a-plenty, some of them the size of softballs, I am herewith providing you, my esteemed audience, with my Grandma Wiley’s recipe for Chopped Apple Cake. She also had an omigod!! pineapple upside down cake recipe. I will find that.
Chopped Apple Cake – Grandma Z. Wiley
2 cups brown sugar (light or dark)
2 cups water
1 cup shortening (butter is best)
1 cup seedless raisins (that’s the minimum; I usually use more)
2 cups chopped apples
2 tsp cinnamon
1 ½ tsp nutmeg
Cook above ingredients together about 20 minutes
Cool apple mixture and add the dry ingredients (below):
3 ½ cups all-purpose flour
2 tsp baking soda
1 tsp salt
¾ cup chopped English walnuts or pecans (use more than 3/4 cup if you like)
Sift dry ingredients together, add nuts and mix thoroughly until the nuts are coated with the flour.
When the apple-raisin mix has cooled, add all the dry ingredients a bit at a time, mix thoroughly and bake in greased loaf pans which have been lined with waxed paper. Batter will stick without the waxed paper lining the pan, even if greased and floured.
Oven temperature: 350° F for about an hour, or until a toothpick or spaghetti strand inserted in center comes out clean. Remove from oven and put on a cooling rack or stovetop burner trivet. Leave in loaf pan until it cools. Does not need frosting. Will keep nicely in fridge or in the freezer. If you want to freeze it, slice it into portions and wrap them, then store in a freezer-friendly box.
Note: This can also be baked in an angel cake pan or a Bundt cake pan, but use waxed paper to line the greased pan.
Serve this delightful concoction with vanilla ice cream or whipped cream or just eat it plain. And load up on the nuts and raisins. You can, if you like, mix it up a bit by using both dark and golden raisins. And if your kids/grandkids don’t like it, that just leaves more for you.
Punkin says ‘Hi!’ and Happy Hallowe’en!
Category: Economy
Doesn’t one have to be a Judge to eat apples? Of course you have heard of an Apple’itte Judge.
Jeff, do you know why most people like apples?
Cuz they have appeal. (groan)
Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road?
Because it ran out of juice.
(Ta-Dum)
Bad apple jokes, huh? Okay, here goes:
What type of a computer does a horse like to eat?
A Macintosh
Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?
Someone told him he should get an apple Mac
How do you make an apple turnover?
Push it down hill.
What kind of apple isn’t an apple?
A pineapple.
What did the apple say to the apple pie? “You’ve got some crust.”
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Taking a bite and finding half a worm.
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do?
Keeps everyone away.
How do you get the most apples at Halloween?
Take a snorkel.
You’ve got me beat Ex, and I thought I was the Pun/yolk master.
*tummy rub*
*tummy rub*
*tummy rub*
*tummy rub*
OW OW OW OW OW MY ARM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was thinking the same thing but knew better. May as well put your arm in a blender.
I hear apple brandy is good for medicinal purposes.
In fact, I was thinking that spiking hot apple cider with just a hint of apple brandy and a thin sliced of lemon floating on the top would be a perfect end to an episode of shoveling snow.
My favorite winter treat, after glog.
Just scored a deal on Honey Crisp apples up here in my part Of Cheese Head land……..99 cents @ pound!!
Plan on making some apple scones(dough to be baked later), apple sauce & jelly to put up in the freezer for winter. Also, an apple pie or two.
Mmmmmmm…….fresh apple pie with freshly ground coffee while hanging out here on TAH.
Fork meet pie meet mouth meet stomach.
Hopefully the process won’t be interrupted by a TAH spew alert. (smile)
I never did make it to Apple Holler this year, but they’re open all year ’round, so maybe when the snow flies, I can get there.
This one is right up there with the Apple Raisin Bettys from last week. I think I’ve found what it might take to get me to move to Kuhokia. K Roger here we come. Thanks Ex. Guess it goes without saying that Miss Punkin Squawky pants will be staying inside close to home for the next few days.
Ex: Have to ask.
Did you carve a pumpkin for Punkin?
🍊🦇🕸
BTW, I see the Red Sox are doing well..⚾️👏😉
So I made the right choice (Sox) using my innate psychic skills, did I? Gee, if only I could have done that with the Mega Millions!!!
No, I won’t be carving any pumpkins this year, because the squirrels eat them.
A couple of years ago, I caught one dragging off half a pumpkin that I had put on the front steps. This was after several years of finding pumpkin pieces in my yard and wondering if it was kids or what.
And then I caught the squirrel at it, so I knew who was the guilty party. They also eat half of the bird food I put out. They are ruthless.
Squirrels go good in dumplings. They boil down off the bone kinda like chicken. They taste like…well,…squirrel. My Granny used to be ruthless on them. They were constantly in her corn crib and laying hens chicken house. .99 for Honey Crisp is good. Ingles has them at 2.99; K Roger is 1.99. Granny Smith’s are @ 1.49
Warm apple cider with a cinnamon stick and a shot of bourbon will warm one right up.
“Will keep nicely in fridge”
Ooh, with coffee in the morning.
I have a MacIntosh tree. Good harvest this year…….except for the ground squirrel that took bites out of half the apples.
Made lots of apple butter and sauce (pink). With a few left over for pies. I’ll have to show Mrs Deplorable this apple pie recipe. Thx, Ex-PH2