Critic Pans Hunter Killer Movie
This image released by Lionsgate shows Gerard Butler in a scene from “Hunter Killer” (Jack English/Lionsgate via AP)
Still haven’t seen the movie, but it seems my prediction after viewing the trailer was pretty much correct- it’s an underwater Top Gun. If you recall, Top Gun was loud, flashy, fast paced, and completely filled with bullshit. It was so bad without meaning to be that folks who actually know something about aviation, would either look on in horror or point-and-laugh. It was critiqued by Ward Carroll, an actual F-14 RIO who was moved to pen 79-cringe-worthy-technical-errors-in-the-movie-top-gun.
But I digress. Lindsey Bahr, of The Associated Press has this to say about Hunter Killer:
There are so many good movies in theaters right now — thoughtful, artistic, well-acted and well-told movies that studios preciously save for this time of year with the distant hope of Oscar gold in their future. The Gerard Butler submarine movie “Hunter Killer ” is not one of those movies — it is bombastic and garish, ridden with clichés, preposterous politics and diplomacy, and frenetic, video game energy.
And it’s so often so unintentionally silly that it’s actually kind of a fun watch.
The film starts out confusingly. An American submarine is torpedoed by a Russian sub in Russian waters, but back in the U.S., all they know is it’s disappeared, and they’ve got to go find it. The man for the job, Rear Admiral John Fisk (Common) concludes, is Captain Joe Glass (Butler), who we’re told is not like the other guys. He “never went to Annapolis.” Why that makes him especially qualified for this mission will basically remain a mystery, other than the fact that he’ll readily disobey orders and go rogue at any opportunity. He’s seen stuff, guys, and not in a Naval Academy classroom.
We meet him in the middle of nowhere, in snowy terrain about to shoot a CGI buck across a glassy lake with a bow and arrow. But then he looks to the right of the buck and sees its CGI family close by and decides to lower his weapon. This moment lets the audience know a few things: a) That Joe Glass has empathy and b) that this movie has no subtlety. The next thing we know a military helicopter is swooping down to pick him up and take him to his sub.
Based on the book “Firing Point,” this is the first Hollywood film from South African director Donovan Marsh, and he does cook up some captivating action set pieces, like navigating a submarine through a fjord of mines, or even just an old fashioned, ridiculously over the top shootout, which may have you laughing, rolling your eyes or even cheering (as a fair amount of people were in my screening), but it’s never boring.
There’s more at The Navy Times if one can stand it. I’ll wait until it’s available on NetFlix to spectate in private, and I look forward to the comments from our resident
Bubbleheads.
If it lacks the gritty realism of “Down Periscope” then I just can’t sit through it.
So subbies DONT get rip roaring drunk and sing “Louie Louie”?
Oh, we do. We just don’t generally surface the boat when we do it.
And EVERYONE has served with a “Marty” at one point or another.
He was my second Nav.
First day he came aboard he started talking about “…When I have my own boat…”
Oh yeah? Next thing you’re gonna tell us is that the captain doesn’t fire the torpedoes with a button on the periscope.
I’m with That Guy: Down Periscope, or gto home with nothing.
“Gray Lady Down” was better than this mish-mash.
My favorite is Das Boat.
I wait to see this crap hen it cokmes to netflix. Meanwhile I will relish in the bad boat movies such as Gray Lady Down and Crimson Tide.
Run Silent, Run Deep is still a good one every once in a while.
The Hunt for Red October for me.
Rob Schneider: “Jesus Christ, Buckman! This shit’s been on the Stingray since Korea! This can expired in 1966!”
Buckman: “It still tastes like cream corn…”
Rob Schneider: “It’s DEVILED HAM!!!”
Buckman: “Okay, that could be a problem.”
I’m dreaming of LT Lake now, thanks. Well, LT, you’re almost out of uniform. Dear Lord.
Well seeing as how I know nothing about the Navy or Subs, I’ll just drop this here and nuke the thread.
(Feel free to image the link in the post if you deem necesary)
Umm, thanks but no- a bit NWS you think?
Yeah, well, now that you mention it, Tom Cruise is in it.
(NSFW!)
Eff it, I am not at work, that was so funny I damn near coughed up a lung laughing.
#80: Maverick riding a motorcycle on a DoD installation without wearing a DOT approved helmet, violation of DOD regs as well as Naval regs.
you forgot the safety vest/belt that is mandatory in either fluorescent red, pink, yellow or green…. no blue allowed
What about the part where he doesn’t get summarily executed for low-altitude supersonic flight over the residential neighborhoods surrounding Miramar?
Next we’ll have some Army guy on here saying that a D-Force “Operator” would never walk around inside the wire with a round in the chamber of his weapon, safety off, and when confronted by a higher ranking officer respond by waving his index finger and saying “This is my safety, sir!”
Ummm I had a cable dog pull that particular maneuver, Bagram 2002. SSG LV, carrying an M249 with a boot attached, was confronted by a CA CPT concerning his weapon. After opening the feed tray and demonstrating that the weapon had no belt fed and was therefore unable to fire, the young CPT exclaimed “that weapon is not safe!” “Oh shit, here we go” went through my brain, LV put his index finger up and says “I got your safety right here, Sir!” The brave young CPT slipped away quietly to escape the laughter. Oh, did I mention SSG LV was a former Marine..,
I hated that half-cock crap on the beltfeds. It damaged the sears and sear engagement notches and one poor bastard in Camp Spann got hammered for an ND because of that stupidity.
Hmmm…. you guys just gave me a brilliant idea for some mischief. 🙂
Not even close to perhaps the greatest submarine warfare movie of all time: “The Incredible Mr. Limpet”
The most realistic movie depicting submarine operations is “Operation Petticoat.”
The most realistic movie depicting those who serve aboard submarines is “Down Periscope.”
Ah, the infamous truck kill!
Limpet’s wife was a skank. He wasn’t even missing/presumed dead 24 hours, and she was already hooking up with his best friend.
Is there a gay volleyball scene?
Asking for a friend, right?
Inquiring minds want to know
Come on y’all, how about a SPEW alert. Once again coffee over monitor….
They don’t call him 2banana for nothing… *SCNR*
Durn it, Ed…you just had to bring up Submarine…now I can’t get that Beatle tune out of my head….🤔
But I still enjoy “Das Boot”.
Go Army! Beat Navy!
Which “Das Boot?” The one that was kinda like “U-571,” only it didn’t suck?
Or the one from “Beerfest?”
https://youtu.be/EVOTVjWBhtk
That there is funny, TOW…may the Germans be with you! (Seriously, if you do get the chance, watch Das Boot…pretty intense movie, even though it is subtitled).
Like Beerfest as well..👍
Nooooooo!!!!!!!
Thought I FINALLY got that song outta my head after I read your post…but, nooooo, you just had to resurrect it…torture I tell you…pure torture! 😉
The Army’s gonna get you…6 December…remember that! 😎
I have the Das Boot directors cut movie on DVD. the crew members grew beards before the filming then the film was spliced in. The end of the flick is not true because the sub was already out of service. To this day, the PR guy with the camera was a member of the Nazi party where as the Kriegsmarine was not. Hand salutes were the norm until the attempt on hitlers life. The above surviving PR camera guy in real life was involved in the filming and surviving crew members didn’t like the way the deal was done.
Is this a hollyweird flick starring dem actors who hate this country. I haven’t gone to the movies in years and I just stick to flicks with the Greatest Generation actors/actresses who served this country.
My current favorite sub movie is “Mega Shark vs. Mecha Shark.” They do so many fun things with the uniforms that you just know they hired top-notch military consultants specifically to make sure they’re getting as much wrong as possible. It certainly does have the appropriate level of realism for a film about fighting a giant shark with a shark-themed submarine.
You’re going to need a bigger boat.
Now that was the most realistic underwater sea adventure ever filmed.
I confess to knowing little about submarine operations; but I know more than I care to about Hollywood and it’s flaming assholes who use their wealth and fame to dishonor and discredit my political beliefs in a constitutional republic founded on Judao-Christian principles.
I haven’t paid them a dime in many years and most assuredly won’t be doing so now for dreck like this.
^this^ Learned most of what I know from Tom Clancy about subs. Got a lot of respect for my Brothers who become bubble heads; got ZERO respect for Hollyweird. Disclaimer: Have worked as an extra in a number of Historical Pictures. Met a number of highly paid supposed “experts”. They were bigger jokes/jerks than the Hollyweird types. Haven’t bought a ticket to a movie in decades.
I have the greatest respect for submariners and a paralyzing fear of submarines. I was on one once, the USS Torsk. Its engines were off, it was tied up to a pier, the hatch never closed and I still hated it. Did it for two family members, one very old (WW II Navy) and long deceased, and the other one very young and nNow an officer in the Merchant Marines.
Kinda like the only military “expert” hired for the horribly inaccurate WWI movie Flyboys? Jack Livesey, convicted of lying and embellishing his service to get a job with the Imperial War Museum (UK). He was no expert on anything except food preparation, since he was in the catering corps.
There’s this pre-code 1930 movie, a silent film titled “Men Without Women”.
There’s also “Run Silent, Run Deep”, a post-war production set in WWII.
Ooops! Thought I had copied the linkie thingie. My bad.
When I still lived in CA, the ex knew a few people in TV and movies. I got asked a couple of times if I would ever consider giving technical advice, which I politely declined on the basis that 1–most of what we do is classified at some level, 2–most of what we do is boring as shit and would not translate well to entertainment purposes.
That being said, this movie is getting killed. 30% on Rotten Tomatoes and sinking fast. Chief of the Watch, perform a 20-second blow of all MBTs.
There are exciting things that happen really infrequently and do get the adrenaline flowing, but most times its a boring watch. And those rare exciting things tend to fall into two categories – those you never want to happen again and those you can’t talk about.
Wait a doggone minute here. Common, the 46 year old rapper turned “actor”, plays an admiral?
I’ve heard all I need to know it’s terrible.
Hack Stone is still waiting for the Hollywood Powers to green light his semi-autobiographical story when he went to the career advancement Ground Radio Technician Course (2861 School) in the tropical paradise known as Twentynine Palms California. Working title is “Top Soldering Gun”.
Remember, 2banana wants a gay volleyball scene.
And just because it is one of my favorite tunes from the 1980s….
All this talk about submarines is making me hungry…
Cold Cuts Sandwiches with condiments tonite (Homemade, not Subway).
As a Bubblhead myself, without even “burning” this flick, it will have its “hacker card” fully punched. Up Periscope was probably the most accurate as far as depicting some of the crew.
Critics hate it? Good.
I will watch this and be entertained.
I go to Movies to be entertained not to learn History!