Fernando O Fundora – Phony SEAL
The folks at Military Phony send us their work on this Fernando O. Fundora fellow. Fernando raised a few eyebrows with several retired Navy SEALs and they alerted Military Phony.
In this photo, he wears both a Trident pin and a SEAL Team Three insignia.
Fundora claimed he was a SEAL and spoke about how much it meant to him.
Him being a SEAL even came as a surprise to people that knew him.
He even dresses his son up with SEAL bling.
However, the U.S. Navy remembers Fundora’s service a little differently.
Fernando’s summary sheet shows he was in the Navy for approximately 5.5 months and was discharged as a Fireman (E-3). He did not complete Machinist Mate “A” school. His entire time was just in Great Lakes, so NO BUD/S, NO SEAL Command.
Category: Navy
Where did they find this clown??
Wow.
Bizzar-o World, man.
He says the ring means a lot to him and he will someday give it to his son. Does that mean his son will also be a fake SEAL?
It just means at some point his kid is going to realize the man he’s been looking up to all these years is just a liar and a fake.
^LIKE^
“But daddy I don’t want to wear the fake SEAL cap. Everybody at school knows you are lying POS”
HAHAHAHA
Sooo sick of these clowns, especially considering a couple of yesterday’s posts. “Born to swim and kill” really? More like born to sink and lie.
‘Swim and Kill’. Really? What a load. I’ve never known any member of the military, SEAL or otherwise, who would talk like that. SEALs don’t want that type of bravado, from what I’ve seen and been told. Oh, sure, they talk BS to themselves when by themselves, but not when dealing with those outside their group. I could have read that one sentence and believed the guy was more than likely a fake.
Swim and Kill … bwhaaaaa
Well, they at least are entertaining. But … I really enjoy the sock puppets. ‘Hi, I’m badass’ neighbor’s, barber’s butcher. I am also a retired Special Black Ops Undercover Ranger Eyes Only Green Beret Assassin. I parachuted on top of the Kremlin with him and his Team. I can attest that he is as he says he is, a total badass with 17 known kills. You can trust me … my front job is as a butcher, but I’m really still a Black Ops Assassin Paratrooper Killer Sealed Records Eyes Only SCOTUS/POTUS.’
Lowlife cocksucker liar.
fernando o fundaro……YOU SUCK
Maybe that’s where he got the “seal” experiences from. 🙄
And blows pinnipeds…
Fernando O Fundora, phony Navy SEAL, only did five months and 17 days in the Navy. He did not complete A School; hence, was an AIT failure. For Google posterity.
Looks like his Facebook profile is offline.
This is my shocked face.
“I enjoy long walks on the beach, wearing military insignia I didn’t earn, and lying, especially to gullible children.”
Yeah, but can he cook? DOUBTFUL!!!!!!
Well, if he can make me a sammich on Friday, that is good enough. Bwhaaa
E3 in 5.5 months? That does not seem right if nothing else time in grade requirements.
The first thing I do when you put up one of these posts is go to the Facebook page to see what G-2 I can extract to hunt them down with their employer, organization, etc. The most consistent thing I find is the Facebook page was taken down. I’m reasonably sure Military Phonies alerts those appropriate but it is great sport giving the occasional aw shit moment to those who didn’t get the word.
E-3 out of Boot Camp is attainable, depending on contract. College Degree, ROTC Etc.
Probably lied to obtain E-3 out of boot. I was awarded E-3 out of basic, got 7 people to join and complete basic in the year i spent in the delayed entry program.
I had to take a test to get E-3 and Military requirements book!
Baby nukes come on AD as E-3, and are automatically advanced to E-4 after completing A-school.
The fact this clown couldn’t even get through, “Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey school” without stomping all over his dick speaks volumes. I knew guys who started MM “A” the Monday after graduating boot and put on E-4 that Friday, go to Orlando, and pick up E-5 while at NPS…less than a year in the Navy.
Dude wasn’t even at Snipes Castle long enough to get his civilian clothes chit.
I would venture he was dropped for failing the Urinalysis. They show him as a non-academic drop. Most of the nuclear waste we had were non-academic drops, and they all failed urinalysis. This was a couple years before ol fundora badass came on board.
The fact that he kept E-3 points to not drugs. He mentioned a pre-existing medical condition came back to haunt him, so I am guessing Medical Drop, and discharge due to pre-existing condition.
I was enlisted as an E-3 for completing 4 years of NJROTC in high school. Got paid for it in boot, but couldn’t wear the grade until after graduation. I caught hell for not having those Seaman stripes sewn on my whites when I reported to Quartermaster A School at NTC Orlando in 1989.
Tool
But, but, but, the mirrored shades, the hat, the ring & bling, the book in your face; it screams legit. Don’t it? OIC, no tats, vest, bike, doo rag, dog, bleach blonde arm candy, jacked up truck, no stories of service with Chris. Every seal has all of that. Can’t even fake being a SEAL, must less do the SEAL things to become a SEAL. Did make E-3 in 5.5 months so he had that going for him. Musta made a mouth seal on something for that rank. Fernando O. Fundaro is not and never has been a US Navy SEAL, but is a lying POS. Welcome to Google Fame asshole!
He came in as a nuke, they get e3 right away, and if they finish A school without fucking up, they become E4. It is easy to fuck it up though.
Fungato y fungatos
what a start for the coming week, our first phony Seal and a Snipe giving the Engineering Dept (M Div.) a bad name. Shame on you.
Hey Fernando, how about you just go and hang out in your Hide away.
Shit-for-brains fuckbucket.
Fernando O Fundora, fake Navy SEAL, could not last 6 months at a training command. Welcome to your newfound Google fame- the internet is forever.
“Swim and Kill” my ass. I suspect (not having been in the Navy) that the only swimming he did in the Navy was in a pool at Boot Camp. As for killing, his was likely limited to light beers at the EM Club.
Truth. 3.2 beer was all the 18-21 crowd could get at the Helm Club after 1984 when WI upped their drinking age from 18 to 21 (grandfathered.)
In Norfolk, VA. the drinking age was 21 and myself not being 21 at the time (1963-1966) that I was on board the Lady of the Seas, I used to get the 3.2 beer. One could tell the underage drinkers by the labels on the bottles which were partially scraped off where the alcohol content was printed. The Grandby Street bars were always frequented by members of the ABC (alcohol Beverage Control) making the rounds and checking out the bars. If the barflies lost on the shuffleboard game they bought you a beer but if you lost, you gave her money.
Anyone who wears a ballcap like that is a pussy.
I believe that in this case, the “UA” on the cap stands for “Unbelievable Asshat”.
YMMV
Right? WTF is he supposed to be, Under Armor Second Class Petty Officer- UA2?
Just as believable as the SEAL and Team 3 insignia.
This jackwagon is in serious need of a Mk 1 Mod 0 Dick Punch.
Obviously the dead give a way are the shades he’s wearing.
Everyone knows that real Navy SEALS wear “Tac Glasses”.
Tool or fool, they are both interchangeable for this asshat.
https://www.trytacglasses.com/
With apologies to carl orff:
O Fundora, velut luna, statu variabilis…
This douchebag was in short enough that he almost qualifies to be part of the gunga dan boot camp reject sweepstakes. Getting his son involved in this phony posering mess is just plain pathetic…
Yeah, that is just sad. I never had to worry about finding out my Dad was a lying dipshit because he was not one. I cannot imagine doing something like this to a kid. What an asshole.
More like Fernando Fromunda.
Fuckface Fernando!
I just knew I wasn’t the only one thinking of “fumunda cheese” …
“Born to swim and kill baby!!!”
… stay in the kiddy pool where you belong little beta male poser.
Fernando O. Fundora HAS NEVER BEEN A USN SEAL.
Fernando O. Fundora was only in the USN for about five and a half months. late term bedwetter?
Fernando O. Fundora is President and founder of his local Boy George Fan Club.
Fernando O. Fundora is a Gold Card Member at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear) even though he could’t even get hired there as a Towel Fluffer.
Fernando O. Fundora WAS NEVER a Member of USN SEAL Team Three.
Fernando O. Fundora isn’t even worth a squirt of poodle piss.
Fernando O. Fundora even brought his own KID into his con game.
Fernando O. Fundora is a perfect fit for All Points Logistics.
Fernando O. Fundora looks to be a Phildo wannabe.
Fernando O. Fundora is rumored to be a Prospect Member of The Dutch Rudder Gang.
Fernando O. Fundora looks like he lusts for Lemon Parties.
Fernando O. Fundora will likely be more upset than the day he found out the Dry Cleaners messed his favorite Judy Garland costume up when he sees that the jig is up and Google®™ will be coming for Fernando O. Fundora.
Fernando O. Fundora likes wearing SEAL bling sans ever doing a damned thing to legitimately earn the right to.
Fernando O. Fundora prances like he’s a catcher, not a Pitcher.
ENJOY your newfound Google®™ fame Fernando O. Fundora, THE INTERNET IS FOREVER, hear that Fernando O. Fundora? May the Power of Google®™ be with you, Fernando O. Fundora!
Commo Check, anyone?
Copy 5×5
Fernando O. Fundora HAS NEVER BEEN A USN SEAL.
Fernando O. Fundora was only in the USN for about five and a half months. late term bedwetter?
Fernando O. Fundora is President and founder of his local Boy George Fan Club.
Fernando O. Fundora is a Gold Card Member at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear) even though he could’t even get hired there as a Towel Fluffer.
Fernando O. Fundora WAS NEVER a Member of USN SEAL Team Three.
Fernando O. Fundora isn’t even worth a squirt of poodle piss.
Fernando O. Fundora even brought his own KID into his con game.
Fernando O. Fundora is a perfect fit for All Points Logistics.
Fernando O. Fundora looks to be a Phildo wannabe.
Fernando O. Fundora is rumored to be a Prospect Member of The Dutch Rudder Gang.
Fernando O. Fundora looks like he lusts for Lemon Parties.
Fernando O. Fundora will likely be more upset than the day he found out the Dry Cleaners messed his favorite Judy Garland costume up when he sees that the jig is up and Google®™ will be coming for Fernando O. Fundora.
Fernando O. Fundora likes wearing SEAL bling sans ever doing a damned thing to legitimately earn the right to.
Fernando O. Fundora prances like he’s a catcher, not a Pitcher.
ENJOY your newfound Google®™ fame Fernando O. Fundora, THE INTERNET IS FOREVER, hear that Fernando O. Fundora? May the Power of Google®™ be with you, Fernando O. Fundora!
Fernando O. Fundora HAS NEVER BEEN A USN SEAL.
Fernando O. Fundora was only in the USN for about five and a half months. late term bedwetter?
Fernando O. Fundora is President and founder of his local Boy George Fan Club.
Fernando O. Fundora is a Gold Card Member at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear) even though he could’t even get hired there as a Towel Fluffer.
Fernando O. Fundora WAS NEVER a Member of USN SEAL Team Three.
Fernando O. Fundora isn’t even worth a squirt of poodle piss.
Fernando O. Fundora even brought his own KID into his con game.
Fernando O. Fundora is a perfect fit for All Points Logistics.
Fernando O. Fundora looks to be a Phildo wannabe.
Fernando O. Fundora is rumored to be a Prospect Member of The Dutch Rudder Gang.
Fernando O. Fundora looks like he lusts for Lemon Parties.
Fernando O. Fundora will likely be more upset than the day he found out the Dry Cleaners messed his favorite Judy Garland costume up when he sees that the jig is up and Google®™ will be coming for Fernando O. Fundora.
Fernando O. Fundora likes wearing SEAL bling sans ever doing a damned thing to legitimately earn the right to.
Fernando O. Fundora prances like he’s a catcher, not a Pitcher.
ENJOY your newfound Google®™ fame Fernando O. Fundora, THE INTERNET IS FOREVER, hear that Fernando O. Fundora? May the Power of Google®™ be with you, Fernando O. Fundora!
COPY FIVE BY FIVE,
((((OVER))))
Before I retired I had a great admin CPO do a complete award/decorations etc “clean sweep”. and 100% tighten up..why ? I NEVER wanted my son (a USN Ltjg SWO) or wife to EVER have to be humiliated and saddened to know dad was a mouth breathing bottom feeding lying POS who shamed himself and family by bullshitting.
My only hope this poor child..processes this the right way when he is older and who knows..maybe he will join USN..stay in, run hard, shoot for the moon,give cold piss tests and maybe complete BUDS just to make up for the crap weasel role model he got for a dad
CAPT Bones USN (ret) .