DUmmies live up to their name

From the same people who brought you the “Fire can’t melt chicken wire and cinderblocks in my backyard” experiment, we now have the “Waterboarding is torture” experiment from Allahpundit;

“[I]f it isn’t torture, it can’t be that bad, right?” our hero wonders rhetorically before declaring it most definitely bad — and recounting how he went in for one, two, three, four rounds of the stuff. Which, incidentally, was fewer than his brother managed. A possible alternative standard: If it is torture, you probably wouldn’t be so willing to have it done to you.

More experiment narrative from Jammie Wearing Fool;

Let me tell you this, it’s not pleasant. And we were operating under circumstances where we absolutely knew that the other person wasn’t going to kill us with the technique.

I was wiped out after four tries. My best time was 20 seconds, and I literally gritted it out. It took about all I had, so much so that right afterward on my last try I barely lasted 9 seconds.

My brother tried it a few more times than I did. He beat me on average times, but his highest was 18 seconds.

So who’s running the Left these days? Johnny Knoxville? Maybe they can try beheading each other next and see if that’s any easier to withstand.

I’m sure these goons think that waiting until after you smoke the pot to order the pizza is torture, too.

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