Benjamin Eric Williams; phony SEAL
Our partners at Military Phonies share their work on this fellow Benjamin Eric Williams from Palm Beach Gardens, Florida. These are pictures from his wedding – he wore the SEAL Trident and the badge for SEAL Team Four;
The Navy remembers his time with them differently;
Based off of Benjamin’s DD-214 it shows that he served on active duty in the US Navy for 3 years, 11 months, 29 days (2008-2012) and was discharged as an AM3 (E-4) Aviation Structural Mechanic. Benjamin received a few medals/ribbons and was stationed at Helicopter Sea Combat Squadron Seven in Norfolk, VA. After 2006 the SEAL Teams obtained their own rate Special Warfare Operator (SO). Benjamin did NOT attend BUD/S, did NOT receive the SO rate, was NOT stationed at a SEAL Team and was NOT a SEAL. Looks like he’ll have some explaining to do to his newlywed.
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
You’d think his bride would wonder why he never had any of his old SEAL buddies over for a BBQ.
For that matter, you’d think she’d wonder why he never had any of his old Navy buddies over for a BBQ.
Yep.
I wonder if she is already headed for the door.
What a tool.
All his SEAL buddies live in Ocean City.
Ok his SEAL buddies are dead…and he doesn’t invite his navy buddies over because it triggers his PTSD. The memories man…oh the memories…
Joe Baby?
“Yeah, sweetheart, about that little ‘SEAL’ thing…”
Next Question: “So what else have you lied to me about, hmmm?”
Ques up the “All my shit is classified, babes, you know that!” line.
Turd.
She better get the hell away from the shit sundae underneath. It will come out as it always does.
Hon, if he’ll lie to you about that….
Yes dear, about that woman who calls….
You know that job that I had…
And that scar on my lower back just above the crack. It’s not the shrapnel wound I spoke about earlier.
And by the way Darling, that time I told you about walking into a bar & telling the bartender that was ice cream on my lapel…..well I have something else to admit.
He blew a seal?
Who’s on the phone? Oh, it’s just Jake from State Farm.
Benjamin Eric Williams from Palm Beach Gardens, Florida was/is not a SEAL.
Benjamin Eric Williams from Palm Beach Gardens, Florida did serve in the Navy but was not an operator.
Benjamin Eric Williams from Palm Beach Gardens, Florida should come clean about his military service.
Phony SEAL, check.
Lives in FL, check.
Motorcycle and vest, ?
You left out the fake bald head shave, in lieu of the doo rag.
Great way to start a marriage, dumbass…
A constant reminder.
Opps, meant to post under Yef’s comment about the wedding pictures.
My hand-eye coordination is not what it used to be.
Think of the chillins’.
Well, those wedding pictures are garbage now.
Yef, don’t you have paper clips to sort?
1SG called, wants to know why you haven’t submitted the flypaper report to BN S4
I like the manicured hand on his shoulder pulling him in but her lips are pursed as if she knows his mouth is full of shit.
She’s pulling away. The kiss tasted like the best man’s dick.
I loved that my last unit before retirement was 2nd Recon. Great bunch of dudes there. Only thing I hated was the, “Oh, you’re Recon!!”
“No…oh no…oh no no no….I’m AT Recon. HUGE difference!”
Asshole. Be proud of your service. Wear a Navy pin or something man, don’t do this to yourself
It appears that he married a woman. How quaint is that?
Quite possibly his cousin.
Look at the melon on the motherfucker, will ya?!?!?
Who’s the other dude in the wedding picture?
Him. “I have to tell you something, and it’s not easy for me.”
Her. “Go ahead. Just say it.”
Him. “Okay. I lied. I was never a Navy SEAL.”
Her. “Thank God. I thought you were going to tell me you’re gay.”
Him. “Wait. I’m not done…”
He’s not gay, but his boyfriend is.
Is it gay if you wear a condom?
Yes, but it’s not gay if you don’t like the taste.
Squeal team 16.
As in, squeal like a pig Benji.
His boyfriend told him he wasn’t gay… he only put the tip of it in.
“You know how I know you’re gay? Your dick tastes like shit!”
– Benjamin Eric Williams
Seals are running a day late.
I noticed that as well…
He sucketh the cock and then spitteth out yon feathers.
And here I thought airframers were a proud group with the way they used to yell “AIR-FRAME” when I used to see them marching to class in Pensacola.
Sad!
* sigh *
Looks to me like he has a decent service record…maybe not a superstar, but a mostly squared away sailor (unless I missed something)…can’t just be satisfied with his actual service.
BEN: Sit down, Honey. We need to talk.
WIFE: What’s wrong?
BEN: I think I might be gay.
WIFE: What in the world would make you say that?
BEN: Several things. One thing is I think often of Gilbert, my best friend when I was young. We were inseparable.
WIFE: Oh, Ben. That’s normal to have fond memories of your youth. The bonds we made with friends were not influenced by adult pressures. Gilbert grew up, took on a wife of his own and had two kids. I’m sure he thinks of you as well.
BEN: (slightly agitated) Well, then sometimes I get emotional. I cry at movies. I feel sympathy for a butterfly. I often think I have more estrogen floating around in my system than I do testosterone.
WIFE: Oh, Ben, my dear sweet Ben. Those are not traits you should be ashamed of. You are a deep, caring individual and that is one of the reasons I feel in love with you.
She gently comes her fingers through his hair. Ben takes a moment and considers all that his wife said.
WIFE: None of this means you are gay. Is there anything else?
BEN: I like cock.
Arf Arf
HELSEACOMBATRON SEVEN?
You Navy-types have really made up your own languages. 😉
It’s a secret code that can only be cracked by a Bosun’s Mate on shore leave at Rose’s in Olongapo City.
damn, another fucknutt.
If all of these phony Seals could be placed together in one unit would they constitute a Battalion, a Regiment, or a full Division?
Depending on the census count, a squeechy regiment is likely. Hardly enough to form a full division because the less industrious would run away, run away!! very quickly.