Dennis R. Castellano; phony Marine Recon

| July 6, 2018

Our partners at Military Phonies share their work on this Dennis Castellano fellow who claims that he was Marine Recon, that the Marines saw something in him and sent him straight to Recon training from boot camp – avoiding School of Infantry training that every Marine attends, except Dennis, apparently.


He sports these awards years after he left the Marine Corps;

He claims that he was wounded eight times during his six years of service, that he was at Beirut for recovery efforts after the bombing by terrorists. All of that, and no Combat Action Ribbon. Well, he was a cook for 13 months of service – so eight Purple Hearts must’ve been earned in one hard-ass mess hall. Maybe if his food was a little bit tastier, he could have avoided the wounds;

He claims to be a chaplain now which is pretty F’d up – nothing about his military career claims is true. I’m pretty sure a chaplain who claims to minister to veterans should be more trustworthy.

NOTE:  We were contacted by one of his siblings who does not want to be associated with the brother’s deeds. Please do not confuse this guy with one of his siblings with very similar names. They are very reputable people and deserve our support.

Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures

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Daisy Cutter

No dive bubble or jump wings for recon either.

It’s like he walked into a uniform shop or ordered them at random over the internet and used the rule of willy-nilly to decide.

What a scumbag.

NHSparky

Willy nilly!

Send his sorry ass to the pit of misery!

5JC

They saw something in him all right: Dirtbag.

A Proud Infidel®™️

Cocksucker.

IDC SARC

KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Forest Green

Hash sling’n douche bag.

Mick

Yup.

Slingin’ hash over at 1/6’s chow hall is just the same as being in Recon.

Everyone knows that.

A Proud Infidel®™

Dennis Rocco Castellano might have served chow to real USMC Recon Personnel, so to Dennis Rocco Castellano that counts the same as being one.

Veritas Omnia Vincit

Am I reading correctly that this asshole was in for 13 months? Discharged as an E-2?

Aren’t Silver Star and Purple Heart prosecutable even under the new Stolen Valor law?

Fucking piece of garbage….This turd better be careful where he tells these fuckstick stories, some Marines might beat the living shit out of him….

100E

Falsely wearing a Silver Star and Purple Heart is a crime under the Stolen Valor law. The problem is that prosecutors don’t pursue charges unless some sort of financial gain was obtained by claiming them. I think they could find that financial gain if they looked harder.

91A1P

Gotta prove the “personal profit” thing.
Otherwise it is a “freedom of speech” thing.

Claw

Is that the Antarctic Service Medal ribbon (second row up outboard) I see in his rack?

But it has no “Wintered Over” device attached.

Slacker!!

Doc Savage

Good catch, Claw….I believe you are correct.

Got locked in the meat cooler, did he?

HMCS(FMF) ret

Locked in the meat cooler at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear)…

A Proud Infidel®™️

I’m sure he WAS the Meat Cooler at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

When did the Antarctic Service Medal come out?? All I can find in my 1962 bluejacket manual is the Byrd and Peary antarctic expedition ribbons. what would look pretty cool with the fruit salad rack would be a Yangtze service ribbon along with the Nicaraguan Campaign ribbon and a Gen. Custer 7th Cav. Indian Scout ribbon.

Phil Millard

1986 for the Arctic Service medal, made retroactive to January 1982.

IDC SARC

The Arctic Service Medal is a different award and issued by the USCG. The USN/USMC have an arctic Service Ribbon (I have it)and it is issued once with no medal or subsequent awards allowed.

Phil Millard

Shitstick didn’t put a star on his Good Conduct Ribbon denoting a second award either.

Doc Savage

This turd is a bucket of ass chum…..again with the poser chaplain bit; is it a moon phase or something?

ChipNASA

Doc,
I’m adding “bucket of ass chum” to the The Continent of Insults®™

A Proud Infidel®™

ChipNASA, you may want to look at the bottom of this thread…

ChipNASA

I got ya…….

The Wind Up and…..

HMCS(FMF) ret

According to the Military Phonies website, DENNIS ROCCO CASTELLANO is a “chaplain”. I seem to remember more than one passage in the Good Book about lying/deceiving others. Maybe the “chaplain” needs to read up on those passages and do some reflection about his actions.

Also, DENNIS ROCCO CASTELLANO posted that he has received threats and is asking for the posts to be removed… seems to be following Stolen Valor SOP.

5JC

Perhaps he could appear in person and explain his side of the story? It could be a big misunderstanding.

MEI

i am apart of the family. he is well known for lying. i just found this and am very proud of all the information they have found. did you know he also faked cancer? they should’ve included that.

Claw

Receiving Physical/Death Threats – Block B-4 on the TAH Stolen Valor Bingo Card. (H/T to ChipNASA)

ChipNASA

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Ex-PH2

What a scrounge.

Couldn’t last past 18 months even as a cook? No surprise there. Probably blew snot all over his prepping area. What’s the Purple Heart for? Bleeding from the potato peeler?

sj

Wonder if he ever cooked with ole Sticky Bums?

JAGC

Perhaps the real Marines here will correct me, but the dead giveaway in my view is the face full of scruff while wearing the uniform. I’ve worked with countless Marines of all ranks and personalities, and I don’t know any who would put on a Marine uniform–regardless of whether they are in or out of the Marines–without shaving first.

IDC SARC

There’s a few legit guys including a notable Recon Marine that are out there and have been criticized for wearing their blues with beards or goatees.

I’ve had a beard sine I retired and won’t wear my uniform with such fuzz, because it’s against regs…and I have no desire to wear it anyway. Dunno why they choose to do what they do.

Joe Williams

You are correct. When in any uniform all hair will be in regulations. I have been out for a long time and since when is a ribbon rack allowed to have such uneven ends. No straight lines? Joe

A Proud Infidel®™️

Yeah, that’s one helluva nutsack tickler all over his lower jaw!

StuntmanUSMC

When putting on the uniform, even after separating, a Marine must adhere to the rules governing said uniform.
Like fuckin shaving….

Sandman

Well, it’s lime this, he was RECON till he punched a superior, then he was busted down to cook. They placed in at 29 Palms, when terrorist struck! He killed them all, and then made pies! He was going by Casey Rybeck at the time I think.

Martinjmpr

You know, someone should make a movie about that!

Carlton G Long

They could only get Kathy Griffin to play Miss July in this version.

3/10/MED/b

Doesn’t every Marine turned Clergyman have the “Combat Cross”?

Slacker.

sgt. vaarkman 27-48thTFW

I could only watch 3 minutes of the video, it was very apparent he was lying and totally full of shit, this dude is a king wanker fudgepacker specialist, and stares far too much at the interviewers crotch area.
He must’ve stepped on his dic or food poisoned his unit or something real stupid
to merit an E-2 discharge without completing a full enlistment.

And as far as the preacher bovine manure goes, if he is using that as cover to make his BS seem more believable, he’s in for a big surprise come the judgement day.
Wankers have to wank it, I suppose

Non Cedo Ferio

There is nothing wrong with. Being a cook. Nothing wrong with being support. I have held combat arms and support mos if this clowns truly served like they say they have. They would know that no real veteran will ever diss the beans and bullets folks. Hell I’ve supported SOF more times than I can remember. Even those guys don’t shit on support. These clowns who pretend only highlight their own insecurities about themselves by faking being. These high speed jobs. So sad. As far as abbreviated service. I’ve been there done in boot camp that but I got back in the saddle and did good service in the Army. I get it it’s embarrassing maybe you don’t want to talk about the trouble you got in or the injury you had. But you make it real hard for yourself playing the hero. Oh yeah if you you want to rock a SOF beard fanboy. You might remember that even SOF guys have enough respect for the uniform not to be seen in dress blues wearing a beard. End of rant. Btw guys happy Friday !!

A Proud Infidel®™️

Cook? That had to have been one of the Top Five most thankless MOS’s when I was AD! They not only worked weekends and Holidays when nearly everyone else was off, they also worked pre-dawn to after dusk!

Non Cedo Ferio

I used to volunteer to help the cooks break down or set up their MKT. during field problems and recovery. Hard work I also helped those guys once during the Connaly competition. Setting up a field kitchen which had to be perfect bc they were being graded on it. Again hard work. Yup got nothing but love for cooks and the work they do.

Martinjmpr

Cook? That had to have been one of the Top Five most thankless MOS’s when I was AD!

For sure. When we deployed to Haiti for OUD in 1994, we initially went and set up an FOB with no cooks at all. All we had to eat was MREs, 3x a day.

If you’ve never had to eat nothing but MRE’s for weeks at a time, I can tell you, it’s not fun.

That went on for a month and finally Group relented (I think at the request of the battalion surgeon who was concerned that we weren’t eating enough) and released our MKT and our mess section from Port au Prince so they could come and set up the kitchen at the FOB in Gonaives.

It is amazing how much good food can boost morale, even when you’re deployed to a 3rd world shithole like Haiti. 2 hot meals a day makes an enormous difference and I have to say, our cooks did a great job with the limited resources they had.

It’s not a job I would want but I’ve always had a lot of respect for the ones who could do that job, and I’ve been fortunate to be in units where the cooks really took pride in their work.

FatCircles0311

Same. I was there in 2004 and basically hot chow was the highlight of every day.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

I just finished up the last MRE (civy version by sopackco) spagetti. tortolini and ravioli in the two cases. Ravioli too much acid so I gave them to my friend. We lost power last year for around 4 days down here in south Florida. Will buy the A&B cases for this years hurricane standby. I wish there were still “C” Rats around. Man, those franks and beans were great except for the ham & Lima beans (ham & mother fu..ers) Rats were kept aboard the OKIE 3 and we ate them when I was in the Nat. Guard back in 75-77.

Willy Pete

I did that for 20 years in the Guard. You know what I tell people when they ask me what I did in the military? “I was a cook.” Doesn’t get me dates of course, but it’s easier to keep track of the truth, and I took pride in feeding my guys. There were advantages to being a cook. What I tell people is, if you want to see happy faces, show up in the field at 5 in the morning with hot chow. Gives people a whole new attitude about the day.

Daisy Cutter

Plus, they damn near knew just about everybody. If you wanted to know something or who to talk to about what you needed, as a guy that works in the chow hall.

IDC SARC

I never thought about it that way, but it makes sense that the chow hall folks would be affiliated AF.

OWB

Yep. Nobody looks better than the cooks when the other options are nothing or MRE’s! Will never forget that first meal of bacon and eggs, pancakes and syrup out in the desert.

USMCMSgt (Ret)

No Sea Service Deployment Ribbon?

Graduated from Clemson University?

A Proud Infidel®™️

What did he Major in, Gender Studies? Underwater Basket Weaving?

Carlton G Long

He looks like the sort who would drive right past the “Clemson” sign looking for the “Climpsun” sign.

Pointyhead

Thank you guys. I have learned many new phrases to incorporate into my lexicon since hanging out here. Bucket of ass chum….love it!

100E

I don’t understand how these posers, the ones who claim 8 Purple Hearts and awards like the DSM (generally reserved for those with stars), get invited to speak at events? A bit of common sense by event organizers, and checking with local veterans orgs, could freeze them out.

Ret_25X

most of the events are put together by people who are about as sharp as a bowling ball and twice as dense.

IDC SARC

Jeezuz…that video was hard to watch. The more it played the more punchable his face became.

Right off the bat he steps on his dick. Saying he left bootcamp and went to “Recon training”. No Marine or Sailor ever says this. They reliable state they went to RIP/ARS/BRC as applicable, but I have never heard anyone legit use his verbiage. Red flags galore in that interview.

Sparks

Queef.

Reaperman

I’m trying to decide if it bugs me more that he’s claiming 8 purple hearts, or that he hasn’t even attempted to indicate that on the ribbon. I just want to see how he would have attempted that.

I have no idea how that would work.

IDC SARC

One 5/16 Silver star with two gold stars

Reaperman

Well that’s less fun than I was hoping for.

IDC SARC

I’d be glad to set that up for him and then hammer it through his forehead with the pommel of the K-Bar that was at my side over the years of jumps dives and ground pounding.

AnotherPat

The irony of all of this is that he DID assist right after 9-11, using his Marine Corps training of Food Service, feeding first responders and others. Somehow, that story was not related to the interview: https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a628/cj-chivers-ground-zero/ “Everywhere, people bent to their tasks. In the American Express lobby, Dennis Castellano, a Standard & Poor’s manager who had been on a train platform under the Center when the first plane struck, had raided restaurant kitchens, found bread and meat, and started putting sandwiches on tables for police officers and firefighters passing by. He was a squarely built five feet six with long, sweaty hair and a tattoo of a crucifix on the top of his left hand. As darkness came, more people returned to his tables, lured by food, coffee, or a chance to leave the gloom of the pile to sit among the living.” “By Friday morning, wandering around, cleaning up loose refuse was not enough; there had to be a better way than picking up dirty plates by the piece. Castellano had begun to scope out the food court across the way in the World Financial Center as a new place for his food tables, somewhere away from the overhanging glass and drifting smoke from the pile, and I followed along. The food court was a long, bright atrium with an ornately patterned marble floor and brass trellises over the dining areas of several restaurants, which had become foul, stinking places full of rotting food.” “At breakfast a shift of equipment operators and ironworkers streamed through Castellano’s food tables in heavy coveralls and sweatshirts and went in search of a dry place to sit.” “Dennis Castellano had set up here, moving in tables and creating a refreshment stand for the rescue workers at the edge of the wreckage. When two crushed ambulances were dragged away from the pile on Wednesday, he removed four gurneys from them and set them up as beds. Soon more cots appeared—army-issue green—and he put them alongside the gurneys, creating a rest area that immediately filled up with spent police and firefighters. The stand eluded… Read more »

2/17 Air Cav

Well, to hear Castellano tell the 9-11 tale in Part II, he was running in and rescuing people, not serving food. Of course, he had only two mos to live in 2012, he says in the 2015 interview. This guy is all over the place. I have no idea what’s what. None, except that he serves up bullshit like heaping helpings of mashed potatoes.

AnotherPat
USMCMSgt (Ret)

According to all those articles, it’s apparent his MOS 3381 skills came in handy.

FatCircles0311

Not going to lie our cooks were usually massive shitbags. This guy fits the stereotype perfectly. Often times they were the shitheads caused libo to be cancelled all together or restricted.

Mick

Oh FFS.

— sigh —

Recon again. It’s always Recon with these poser shitbirds.

Surprised that he didn’t also claim Scout Sniper.

rgr769

It is always entertaining when Jonn exposes one of these phony ponies, and it turns out the bastard’s real primary weapon is the large mess hall steel serving spoon. Wish I had a dollar for every one of them that couldn’t even make it through half their enlistment without crankstepping their way out the door. IMHO these fuck-ups with actual service are worse than the fakers who never served. They clearly know what they are doing is disrespectful to everyone who served honorably.

Maj B

I just checked the Clemson Alumni Directory online (I am Class of 2002.) He does not show up in the Directory.

NHSparky

Shocked face. This.

Gunslingr

“One hard ass mess-hall”………….I think that right there summed it up perfectly. LOL

Non Cedo Ferio

Another problem I have with this is he is an ordained minister through the chaplains association. This def is not good.

PTBH

Looks like he wore out his welcome in New Jersey.
—————————————————-
Court Case Number: 93002371
Court Case Description: BER – BERGEN COUNTY, NEW JERSEY
Court Disposition: GUILTY
Court Offense: RECEIVING STOLEN PROPERTY
Sentence Date: 1994-10-28
Name on Record: DENNIS R CASTELLANO
Offender ID: NA1416158107682971172793002371
—————————————————-
Court Case Number: 06002130
Court Case Description: MRS – MORRIS COUNTY, NEW JERSEY
Court Disposition: DISMISSED, INCARCER GENERAL
Court Offense: SIMPLE ASSAULT
Sentence Date: 2008-06-13
Name on Record: DENNIS R CASTELLANO
Offender ID: NA724786512761647663205825306002130
—————————————————-
Court Case Number: 06002926
Court Case Description: MRS – MORRIS COUNTY, NEW JERSEY
Court Disposition: INCARCER COND PROB
Court Offense: OTHER CONTRABAND – PROVIDED TO
Sentence Date: 2007-02-07
Name on Record: DENNIS R CASTELLANO
Offender ID: NA724786512761647663205825306002926
—————————————————-
Court Case Number: 08001518
Court Date: 02/25/2009
Court Case Description: MRS – MORRIS COUNTY, NEW JERSEY
Court Disposition: GUILTY, INCARCER COND PROB
Court Offense: POSS CDS/ANALOG – SCHD I II III IV
Sentence Date: 2009-04-17
Name on Record: DENNIS R CASTELLANO
Offender ID: NA724786512761647663205825308001518
—————————————————-
Court Case Number: 08001518
Court Date: 02/25/2009
Court Case Description: MRS – MORRIS COUNTY, NEW JERSEY
Court Disposition: GUILTY, INCARCER COND PROB
Court Offense: POSS CDS/ANALOG – SCHD I II II
Sentence Date: 2009-04-17
Name on Record: DENNIS R CASTELLANO
Offender ID: NA724786512761647663205825308001518
—————————————————-

AnotherPat

Maybe this is his Cancer??😉

Hopefully, he did the right thing and told his Church of his past…and will confess to his Church about his enbellishments/lies.

Cuz if he doesn’t, Mikey Weistein will come get him.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

North Bergen, NJ at Shutzen Park off of Kennedy Blvd brings back memories when I was a member of UGHA-United in group harmony Assn. with Ronnie Italiano owner of Clifton Records presiding and getting lead singers from groups like Vernon Greene of the Medallions (Cal.), Rene Hinton of the Capris (Philly) George Grant of the Castelles (Philly), Velours (Bklyn, Ny) etc for the collector shows.

PTBH

And now, for your moment of Zen.

https://foreverendeavoramen.wordpress.com/

PTBH

“Oh, and don’t be embarrassed by the truth- just tell it.”

– Pastor Dennis R. Castellano

PTBH
A Proud Infidel®™

Dennis Rocco Castellano was thrown out of the USMC after 13 months.
Dennis Rocco Castellano IS NOT a USMC Chaplin.
Dennis Rocco Castellano is a con gamer.
Dennis Rocco Castellano is INHO a less ethical preacher than Jim Bakker or Jimmy Swaggart.
Dennis Rocco Castellano should shave if he’s going to prance around in a USMC Uniform chock full of items HE DID NOT EARN.
IMHO Dennis Rocco Castellano IS A WALKING INSULT to many a Military Cook I saw that worked his or her ass off long hours to keep us fed.
Dennis Rocco Castellano isn’t worthy of a squirt of a real Preacher’s piss.
Dennis Rocco Castellano apparently can really turn on the charm JUST LIKE a con man.
Dennis Rocco Castellano has some Google®™ fame coming his way.
Dennis Rocco Castellano couldn’t even make it as an Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
Dennis Rocco Castellano seems even less ethical than either a Used Car Salesman (The type one would come across on Victory Drive or South Lumpkin in Columbus GA).
Dennis Rocco Castellano says he’s a Preacher, did he ever even attend a real Seminary, much less graduate from one that isn’t a Diploma Mill?
Dennis Rocco Castellano claims to be a Chaplain, so where is the cross on his Uniform and I HAVE NEVER seen an NCO be one.
I wish my Ex-Wife upon Dennis Rocco Castellano.

ENJOY your newfound Google®™ fame Dennis Rocco Castellano, because THE INTERNET IS FOREVER, got that, Dennis Rocco Castellano?

swormy

Annnnd, his Facebook account is gone. No surprise there.

A Proud Infidel®™

Every time I read his candyassed saccharine preacher posts, I get even more pissed off at Dennis Rocco Castellano, thus I motion for Dennis Rocco Castellano to receive The Official TAH Continent of Insults®™.

IDC SARC

Second!

Josey Wales

Dennis Costellano – *PTUI*

Aye.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

2ND AYE AYE

ChipNASA

Alrighty, Well old Dennis is lucky I am working late tonight, Dennis, Enjoy your fame. I see by the fact that your Book of Face has disappeared, you are on to TAH or at least you’re aware, you’ve been called out. Enjoy your fame FUCKER. Here’s the wind up and the PITCH!!!! The Continent of Insults®™ (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus) FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!! THREE PASS AIRCRAFT BOMB RUN!!!!! DANGER CLOSE!!!! MOPP LEVEL 4!!! TAKE COVER!!!!! Dennis “About as tough as a Rolo candy” Rocco “Castanets” Castellano NOT a Marine Recon, vile, flaming piece of skunk shit, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, You flaccid piece of tofu, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, Fucking one cell spermatozoon with a tiny flagella, gaping giant ass walking fungus shit nugget, Bag of seasoned dog shit, Cambodian cunt sauce, he deserves to have his private parts gnawed by angry badgers, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, bucket of ass chum, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, if you Mom would have known you were going to turn out like this, she’d have prayed for a miscarriage, Diaper-Sniper, you’re such a pussy, when you get a haircut they charge you for a bikini wax, suck a big diseased gorilla dick and open those ass cheeks for the bull elephant that has been eyeing your lying ass, Poster-child for post birth abortion, Testicle face, This twat waffle is dumber than a bucket of goat piss, I pray thou shalt be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O thou creature of the pit!, If you are married, The only thing your… Read more »

ChipNASA

should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn’t what she meant, If Mr. Rogers were alive, he’d piss on your grave, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in the douche canoe, Uncle Fucker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, Herp-Burger, poofter, intergalactic cunt muffin, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Deputy executive assistant jizz mopper in training, chronic hemorrhoid, stugatz, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, Sea Donkey, festering pool of anal leakage, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, can go suck a fat baby’s dick, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Bellicose ball gnashing raper of babies with rabies, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, bawbag, about as useful as a white crayon, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, scunner, kutomba wewe, Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, fudgepacker, turbo douche & enema nozzle, mental midget, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, 100 retarded monkeys could jerk off in a stagnant swamp and generate a better life form than you, You are about as useful as a knitted condom, if I have the taste of you in my mouth, I’d lick the taint of a dead rotting water buffalo in the Vietnamese jungle just to get the taste out, just to fix your shit, you could make a Jew deny the Holocaust, you are the reason Jesus can’t play peek-a-boo, he has holes in his hands, you are a 0 EPR/OPR, you are worse than a Dishonorable Discharge….from your Mom’s vagina, Massive, back alley, bucket of schlong fuck juice, cockalorum cum-guzzling gutter slut, Dalton Coldiron’s bunny-butt buddy atomic… Read more »

IDC SARC

Aaayyyymeeeeyyyyeeennnnaaaah!

tsgt annabelle

OH HELL YEAH!

that was so needed! it got me so worked up i was dry humping BOTH my ar15 AND ak47 at the same time….they were empty…of course. sigh, looks like i picked a bad time to quit smoking…

ChipNASA

Thanks guys.
You may not realize it’s been a couple of weeks or so since I’ve been able to drop the The Continent of Insults®™ on anyone.
Ahhhhh. Now I can enjoy my weekend.

TOODLES

A Proud Infidel®™

Glad I could oblige you ChipNASA, after a few looks at that pus-nuts no-load assbreath’s preaching I instantly thought “THIS taint-sniffing ass-munch needs The Official TAH Continent of Insults®™!”

Is he Jim Bakker Junior or Jimmy Swaggart II?

Harry

This idiot claims a Defense Distingushed Service Medal? Did this retard do even a little tiny bit of research? That’s a big award typically reserved for 3 and 4 star officers. I don’t think anyone in the enlisted ranks has ever been awarded that one.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

Is he related to the late mob boss Castellano who was gunned down outside of Sparks steak house in Manhatten back in the 70’s.

HMC Ret

Dilly, dilly. Send him to the misery. That commercial cracks me up.

… to the misery with this guy.

Daisy Cutter

The Pittsburgh Steelers started using that as a call sign with they would come up to the line and signal their blocking assignments.

They couldn’t keep from breaking up.

NHSparky

Would be more appropriate if the Jags used that call.

Dustoff

Striking resemblance..

KillerB

Castellano, caster oil, condom wrapper or what the hell ever your name is. The answer, the responsibility and problem here is simple. It is ALL your making. YOU, no one is to blame for this but YOU. You lied and pissed on the graves of our Brothers and Sisters with your wannabe hero play dates. You sat back and took in the praise, and the oooh and aahhs of the people you lied straight faced to. Now you reap the whirlwind of your STUPID and dishonorable BULL. I personally don’t believe a single word spewing out of your Caca-sucker about anyone threatening you nor your poor wife. You have nothing but a lie for a life. HOWEVER if any threat is true.. then run your little poser ass in the nearest LEO and report it. Then apologize to him for being a sack of shit poser. Now take that uniform that you use as a costume and bring it to your nearest Recruiter or Reserve station and turn it in and tell them exactly WHY you are there.

OAE CPO USN Ret

I got my Antarctic Service Medal with Gold Disk denoting 2 Winter Overs the right way. I spent a year in Antarctica on 2 separate occasions. Now, you can earn the Antarctic Service Medal without having to winter over. You just have to spend 30 consecutive days on the ice. The winter over attachment only goes to those lunatics, er, fine fellows that spend the winter.

Dennis Castellano doesn’t fall into either category.

OAE CPO USN Ret

Just to clarify a point. The Winter Over clasp goes on the medal. The Disk goes on the ribbon.

PTBH

Reliable reports say that Dennis Castellano has showed up recently at a local middle school with his dress blues, complete with phony medals and rank, and spoke to the kids.

Duane

Here’s his video confession that he posted on the Facebook page for his church
https://www.facebook.com/1597675850322189/videos/1749562851800154/

Ken Wagner

Sick shit.
I was Golf 2/8.
The unit that deployed twice to Lebanon (only unit) and also the Marines that took Grenada.
We have stars on our C.A.R.
Dudes like this are almost as bad as you bucks.
At least in his lying he promoted our involvement in Lebanon. You pieces of shit have forgotten us long ago.
As far as I’m concerned, you don’t rate to defend our fallen with your baby shit.
On a side note, on another fake Grenada vets thing you ran your mouth that a guy couldn’t have wore a steel pot during the invasion?
Your full of shit, the only Kevlar us Marines had was our flak vest.
Dude we still wore white tees also.
After securing the south of the Island we boogies to the root, still in pots. Nov. We dropped peacekeeper role and turned force, still in steel pots, green tees though.And Marines of my battalion died in serious battle with Syrian and Druze forces.
Now punks get shit right.
Better yet come at this Lebanon and Grenada veteran.
I been to the edge, I stood and looked down…
Bunch of rangers burning in piles.
Where was I standing to see those three perfect circles of flaming Blackhawks? What was our best direct support weapons system in Lebanon?
What did we do in 82 the first time there?
You go after people and know nothing of the war in Lebanon, and not a fucking thing about Grenada.
What seal team was pinned down at the Mansion on Grenada,
You forget the real vets and think you can defend against posers…
BVA; first duty is to remember, so they will not be forgotten.