Robert Kelly, Canadian phony apologizes
Our partners at Stolen Valour – Canada send us the news that Robert Kelly has apologized to them for his fakery. Well, sort of;
He thought he’d earned all of those medals, he thought that he was a paratrooper, you know, even though he doesn’t remember jumping from an aircraft while in flight. He thought that he had served during World War 2 and Korean War.
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
“Sorry Ahhh”
Love this line from his letter: “When I received what I thought were medals I was entitled to from a third party mounted….”
Translation: I bought the stuff on-line.
Legitimate Canadian veterans wear their actual medals much more than US Vets do. A Canadian poser can look like a North Korean General when they head out for an event.
Kelly bought most of his phony medals online, and a lot of them from an antique store on Ottawa Street in Windsor this is a fact…
If he would have stopped after his second sentence I would believe him.
But…
Afer reading his entire mental masturbation, he is only sorry he got caught.
Here’s the fixed version: I would like to apologize for being caught deceiving people about my military service. There’s no excuse for my being caught, I’m truly sorry about that. When I acquired medals that that I know I didn’t earned, I wore them to get people to think that I did things I know for a fact I didn’t do. I knew that I was wrong all along, and Stolen Valour Canada confirmed my suspicions. In order to save myself from further embarrassment, from my actions, I’ve given my fake awards up. Over the years, I sea storied my phony accomplishments. I added more and more embellishment, figured it’d take me years to build it up, and to outlast those in the know. But, before I knew it, the little wave ripples of my lies became tsunamis. I’m forced to recognize that I should’ve been proud for what I’ve actually done for the Canadian people. They would’ve been proud of me if all I did was join the reserve, and did no other active duty outside of Active Duty for Training. I wish I could go back and keep my mouth shut on certain social media, and in front of certain people. If I did, I’d still have people believing my phony military service. I deeply apologize for being caught. Moving forward, I’m going to make bloody sure that the person that I’m talking to has absolutely no clue about the military, and can’t tell the difference between G.I. Joe and the real deal. I want to thank Veterans Memorial Services, and a local Captain, for not beating the crap out of me for attempting to steal their valour, and only required me to apologize and turn in unauthorized medals. With a lot of shame, embarrassment, and frustration that I have to be more careful about my phony pony tales, I’ve redone my medals to reflect what I’ve actually done. Again, I know what I’ve done what I shouldn’t have done, regarding not vetting my listener for gullibility. But, I can assure you that going forward I will start… Read more »
I’m just a bawlin.
That was beautiful.
Heartfelt, sincere.
Damn.
another jerk off jerkin off for all to see.
how much jerk would a jerk off jerk if a jerk off could jerk jerk?
all of it.
The assclown known as ROBERT KELLY will be at it again.
“The stories about my service got out of hand, and before I knew it, I was down a hole I could not get out of.”
You stop the problem this way: If someone is saying that you did something in the service, you deny it and don’t wear something you didn’t earn.
The only part of his letter that I believe is his name. That crap about getting out of hand means that, in retrospect, he now knows that he showed up at functions wearing unearned medals more times than he should have to safe-keep his lies.
WTF is wrong with these peeps. My friend Lenny enlisted in 1953 or 1954 i forget. If it was in 1953 he would have went in at 17, 1954 at 18. He was an RD3 and served onboard the USS Guardian AG1 I think which was a WW2 liberty ship converted into a radar picket ship that was on the east coast and was part of the DEW Line which was supposed pick up and track any Russian bombers coming into the US. Lenny will be a young 82 this July and never embellished his time in the fleet as so many of these other A Holes do.
Is that one of those 1950’S commercial pilot’s wings above the fruit salad. Sure as hell looks like one AHH. Where is SGT. Preston of the Yukon and King or Dudley Doright to arrest this phony baloney.
Send in Sgt Millen: “He deserves me.”
send in Steve Canyon
I think Robert Kelly should move to the LandDownUnder. They have some nice Laws about Stolen Valour.Robert Kelly please try this lies with the Aussies. Joe
A french-fried loser.
Hey Robert Kelly, TAKE OFF, HOSER!!!
Why not go big time phony poser Robert Kelly? Tell us about the time you served during the Civil War and were on a submarine. A Lt Col General at that. Then follow by telling us how you were the first man to walk on the moon, except it was a secret mission no one was supposed to know about. Finish with you earned all those medals in Afghanistan by hand to hand combat with 1,274 Isis goat fCkers. Don’t forget to tell us how you were the only one with ice skates at the Chosin Reservoir and how you skated into enemy territory nightly and kicked ass. And for God’s sake, please enlighten us how you made hundreds of jumps from choppers in RVN. Yea, we believe everything you say shitbag.
BTW, your so-called letter of apology was so weak it would not make good toilet tissue. You did dig yourself in a hole alright, digging ever so deeper every time you lied and so proudly wore those medals you did not earn. You have consumed more of the air than you deserve, and it clearly shows you are so deeply saddened that you were caught by running that big mouth just one too many times. Guess what LOSER? EVERY single one of you phonies follow the same script with your M. O., Lie Like Hell Until Caught. Get your sorry ass back on Fantasy Island where you belong. You can blow the midget, but you’ll have to get down so low to the ground that you will be one as a snake.
Compulsive liar – can’t even write an apology letter without trying to decieve!
Why make excuses? He got found out. The best thing to have done would have been to not throw the first shovelful of dirt out of the hole in the first place
Incidently in the picture of him wearing battle dress he is improperly dressed because the sash is worn over the belt and not under it. The tassle should be no longer than the bottom of the No2 dress jacket and in practical use that’s about the base of the thumb. In the picture you can see his is about 2-3 inches too long. I also question his use of the uniform if he is not doing a miitary reenactment. He should be wearing gaiters and not puttees
I attach a link of veterans of my own Regiment doing a final parade on the closing of Copthorne Barracks where I served in training and you see how they are dressed. The regulations for Canadian armed forces are no different and the pride still remains. https://www.shropshirestar.com/news/2014/06/09/shrewsburys-copthorne-barracks-puts-on-its-final-parade/
The devil is always in the detail.
SO Plastic Duck…can you help me? I have been ever so slow on the trail of one of your fellow Canadians who claims to have served in RVN. Age wise, I’d guess he could have done so. But this damned fool who works at a local Lowes has forever claimed to have earned the MOH. Jonn advised me some time back there were only two (he may have said one) Canadians who ever earned the MOH serving with U. S. forces, and this dude is NOT one. The manager at his store is a former long time Navy dude who did spend some time on ship in RVN waters. He agrees with me that the guy’s story is full of holes. Do you have any suggestions as to how I start getting the right answers to request a FOIA document to prove he is full of shit? His Canadian upbringing makes me wary of blowing it from the git go. Any advice would be welcome. My health is back with me and I am ready to go. Please direct. Claims to have served either in the U. S. Army or fought along beside them. My time was all with the USMC, so I don’t even know if Canadians had their own units there.
Glad this POS was finaly put down. He craved attention and wanted everyone to know he was a Super Trooper. He can take his apology and shove it. Oh yea here is a link with his bullshit, kind of contradicts his shallow apology.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/windsor/windsor-remembers-vimy-ridge-battle-at-great-war-monument-1.4068460
HEY DANO …I LEARNED THAT TODAY ROBERT KELLY IS GOING TO RECIEVE A QUILT OF VALOUR AT THE KINGSVILLE LEGION BR 188…I EMAILED MPP PERCY HATFIELD MP BRIAN MASSE VETERANS AFFAIRS THE WINDSOR STAR AND THE KINGSVILLE LEGION BR 188 IF IT HAPPENS THEN WHAT’S THE POINT IN ALL OF THIS
Thanks for the heads up.
Just putting it here will keep the issue alive for all to see.
That’s one point in all of this.
To all who have commented regarding the Canadian Loser/Phony Robert Kelly …I saw the jackass walking into the Legion in Comber just the other day for a nice/cheap meal him and his wife Shirley Affleck… as for his apology it’s worthless he will certainly be at it as soon as he gets the opportunity…once a loser always a loser…as if he didn’t know the medals he had on his so called uniform were bought on line or at an antique store…he should have his poppy taken away…not allowed to have a poppy on his license plates…and both he and his wife should have their asses kicked up over their heads….
This Phony Kelly doesn’t know what the truth is…his idiotic apology should not be accepted by Stolen Valour Canada or any Veterans, and it shouldn’t be accepted by the people who support Veterans he should face charges his embellishments are in fact lies his apology isnt worth the paperit’s written on…he never earned the Medals he surrendered, and his so called Uniform was no Uniform at all….Dan Bouzide should seriously consider apologizing to Stolen Valour Canada for his comments…I’m sure he’s aware of Kelly’s idiotic apology and his surrending of Medals he never earned…he was never in the Korean War he was never in WW2…simply put Kelly never was a hero at all he’s a poor excuse for a soldier.
Kelly’s apology should not be accepted by anyone he can’t tell the truth therefore he cannot admit the truth…he was never in the Korean War or WW2 he’s a loser…and Dan Bouzide and the Windsor Historical Society should apologize to Stolen Valour Canada for his comments to them regarding his soldier boy Kelly
I wonder if SVC should in some way notify all the Veterans, and the Public in General as to what has happened regarding Kelly…right up to his bad apology…perhaps SVC should notify the Windsor Star, and the Windsor News, and the Mayor of Windsor, and the Mayor of Leamington…see if the Spitfire Organization could speak about Kelly and what he did with regards to the memorial cup…lets not forget Kelly was going to Our Schools talking to the Students at different levels while portraying to be a war hero..and what about the Windsor Historical Society, and the Memories Project and the trip to Ottawa that Kelly had taken with the Students..he certainly was portraying himself to be something he was not, he wore the Medals, the Ribbons etc. etc. in front of all those Students..Let the public know what he did…let the Students Parents know what Kelly did, and let everyone know what the Windsor Historical Society, and the Memories Project’s involvement with Kelly was..bring out the big guns SVC let everyone know let all those who sponsored the Windsor Historical Society, and the Memories Project know about their involvement with Kelly…let them decide …have the MP’s the MPP’s Veteran’s Affairs push for the Authorites to charge Kelly, and other’s like him in not only our neck of the woods but in all woods
I’m trying to let everyone know who is on SVC Stolen Valour Canada…i learned the other day that this phony Robert Kelly is going to recieve a QUILT OF VALOUR AT THE KINGSVILLE LEGION BR 188 TODAY (WEDNESDAY) I ALSO NOTIFIED MPP PERCY HATFIELD MP BRIAN MASSE THE WINDSOR STAR VETERANS AFFAIRS AND THE KINGSVILLE LEGION BR 188 IF THIS IN FACT TAKES PLACE IT’S BEYOND SICKENING…AND IF THIS IS THE SORT OF THING THAT HAPPENS AFTER BEING INVESTIGATED AND FOUND TO BE A PHONY THEN APOLOGIZE WHILE ATTEMPTING TO BLAME A THIRD PARTY AND NOT GET CHARGED ONE HAS TO ASK ONESELF WHAT IS THE POINT IN ALL OF THIS…
Wonderful. Just great. Rewarding the posers is exactly why they do it. Liars gonna lie, and will continue to do so until forced to stop it. Continuing to massage their egos keeps the lies going forever.
Just stop! Dang it all – it’s understandable that a bunch of civilians could be taken in, but supposed vets? Oh, wait. How many of those “vets” who honor him are themselves posers??
hey OWB..that’s exactly what i think rewarding him for Valour of all things…for at least 7 years he stole valour..parading around the windsor/essex cty area in the news papes and on tv this guy actually was going to the area schools talking to students he even went on a trip with students to Ottawa …it makes me sick and he won’t stop…he’ll continue he has the support of his partner shirley affleck and some other bad examples of veterans..
OWB…on SVC facebook main page i’m unable to post or respond to anyone else’s post can yuo help me in anyway? I’ve tried to email SVC i have gotten no response
I need help …I am unable to post anything or respond to other’s post on SVC-Stolen Valour Canada main page.. I can only post/make comments here…
if you google> shirley affleck facebbok>click on friends> click on dan bouzide> check out this guy’s video’s of robert kelly the canadian phony…dan bouzide is the guy that threatened SVC with a law suit for smearing robert kelly’s good name …so there we go..shirley affleck is robert kelly’s partner, and they are friends of dan bouzide who worked at the Windsor Historical Society/Memories Project…no wonder there’s so many phony’s like Kelly out there
it’s been a while now SVC Stolen Valour Canada…i still cannot post /comment on anything on your main Facebook page…now I know that Robert Joseph Kelly the Phony has a friend in SVC Stolen Valour Canada according to his half ass apology..perhaps this is why I can nolonger post anything on yoour SVC main page on facebook””I hope everyone reads this…
We Canadians might learn something from the USA.
The Stolen Valor Act of 2013 was signed by President Barack Obama on June 3, 2013.
The Act makes it a federal crime to fraudulently claim to be a recipient of certain military decorations or medals in order to obtain money, property, or other tangible benefits
I see Robert Kelly is out and about in Leamington with his partner Shirley Affleck Kelly can be seen hiding his mug under a baseball cap…I certainly don’t get this whole thing…SVC investigates Kelly and pretty much finds him to be a Phony and wearing medals etc etc and yet he is not charged…I say SVC should still be pursuing criminal charges against Kelly…SVC should contact the authorities and push hard for charges to be laid SVC should contact the Veterans Affairs, the MP’s and MPP’s and the Mayor of Windsor as well as Leamington and SVC should contact the Windsor Star and the Windsor News and continue to push hard…SVC should never accept Kelly’s pathetic apology…3rd party! who’s the 3rd party? really investigate determine he’s a phony then let him off the hook because he apologized not really…wow that does no good what so ever…