HotelPlanner to foot hotel bill for North Korea
The niggardly North Korean government requires that other nations pay for their hotel accommodations when they participate in the summit later this month. President Trump claims that US taxpayers won’t foot the bill according to Fox News;
“We are not paying for their travel,” White House Press Secretary Sarah Sanders told Fox News on Thursday.
State Department spokeswoman Heather Nauert also confirmed this week that the U.S. is not paying for accommodation costs for the North Korean delegation in Singapore.
US company HotelPlanner has stepped up;
“We faxed the invitation to the North Korean consulate in China, but they have yet to respond,” a spokesperson for HotelPlanner told Fox News Thursday.
HotelPlanner CEO Tim Hentschel told Fox News that his company is “qualified” to pay for the arrangements.
“We think it’s the right thing to do. We can help and we want to help,” Hentschel told Fox News. “Obviously this is a very important step to world peace.”
Hentschel said he anticipated the cost for lodging, food and beverage for the delegation to be approximately $100,000.
Thanks to Michael for the link.
Category: North Korea
Yeah, sure it will only be $100k. I bet you Fatty Kim will triple that just with his food bill.
Wait until Kim finds the candy in the Honor Bar.
Fat bastard will definitely leave with his pockets stuffed full of candy. Not to forget the towels, linens, soap and lamps if he can pull it off.
Bet he takes all the small bottles of liquor, not to mention all the soap and shampoo.
Don’t forget the bathrobes, towels, and shit paper.
I’d wager it’ll be like the Clinton administration leaving the WH.
They’ll tear up the carpet, take the light bulbs, door knobs, and all the copper wiring and plumbing. That 5 star hotel will look like a foreclosed house!
What a lot of folks don’t know is that Slick Willy got presented with a bill for all the shit they stole and destroyed. Our GSA office in Kansas City controls such stuff, and the bill came to well over a million dollars. It was delivered by a US Attorney who said they could pay or he would come back with an arrest warrant for theft/destruction of government property. We got all the stuff they stole back and they paid an $86,000 fine for the other mayhem.
That I did not know! Nice to know there’s at least some justice still.
Though I will admit that taking all the “W” keys off the WH keyboards is not without its charm.
I bet he swipe the towerls, too! SHIT, I bet they’ll even swipe the dust off the windowsills! I’m sure this is either a result of the Norkies covering up the fact that they have a pert of their Government dedicated to counterfeiting US Currency and thus nobody will give them credit!
He will steal the maids tip.
There likely won’t be even a crumb of cheese left in a two block radius!
Maybe Hotel Planner will use Fatty ‘lil Kin-Cheese in and ad campaign, something like “Even Fit for a Dynastic Commie Despot Dictator”?
That phat little bastard isn’t worth 100 pennies in my humble opinion! Let the demonic little cockroach pay his own way…thats the only reason for this meeting, he has conned presidents since clinton into buckets full of money…he thinks he can do it with Trump!
Why can’t they just meet on the deck of the Missouri? It would be yuge.
Dat’s a good one.
Even better, do so while Our Navy Repo’s the USS Pueblo.
Rather hard to take a guy seriously who won’t pay his own hotel bill. Still, probably worth the effort.
Well, it wouldn’t do to have the Norks caught trying to pass counterfeit currency.
http://www.businessinsider.com/counterfeit-supernote-found-in-south-korea-2017-12
Maybe have the man-child wash dishes to pay off the bill?
We’re talking about a country that can’t pay for electricity. No surprise they won’t pay a hotel bill.
What a mingy, snipey little twerp he is.
The Norks are probably just claiming they don’t pay for it to save face. Truth be told, their credit card probably got declined when they tried to make the reservation.
“I’m sorry sir, I realize you are the leader of a nation, but our hotel does not accept Korean Distress” cards. Do you have any other cards?”
Put that fat ass piece of shit up in the world famous “Spank Me Thank Me Motor Lodge”. In spite of all the precautions being taken, it still worries me that the little hamster who bites his own fart bubbles in the bath tub is going to be near President Trump.
Under ANY circumstances I can not see for the life of me why any business thinks it is a good idea to pay for the entire hotel package for this little fat ass. What is to gain for the provider? No company does anything for free these days. Is anyone foolish enough to think all PAC money donated to politicians, in addition to the cost of lobbyists is without expectation of something in return? What’s next, will the same company pay for travel and lodging for any dictator who wishes to go on vacation? What am I missing here except corporate deceit?
HotelPlanner.com – The official hotel provider for the illustrious supreme leader?
Maybe HotelPlanner wants access to the NK propoganda machine. Since their people believe that dear leader never poops, never gets sick, and can change the weather at will, their propoganda machine would make one hell of an ad agency!
You’d think the Norks would just bust out some of their world-class counterfeit currency and pay in cash.
https://boingboing.net/2017/12/11/north-korea-makes-the-best-cou.html
Interesting and informative link Hay. Beware of any little fat ass with slanted eyes wanting to pay for a candy bar with a one hundred dollar bill. “Nothing bigger than a twenty you corrupt and greedy dictator, not even for a box of enemas.” Thanks for sharing.
Fat little bastard anyway.
When Kim and his entourage leave, their rooms will look like the cotton fields in the South after an attack by grasshoppers. Even the dust will be gone. Forget their using the $13.99 buffet, too. I’m thinking lobster, crab and filet mignon for every meal.
I’m optimistic about this meet and greet. It holds the potential to be a great coup for Trump. That’s not why I’m optimistic, though. We could remove all the nukes from NK, normalize NK/SK relations and bring some semblance of peace to the region. Trump would be a slam dunk for the Nobel Peace Prize. You watch, though, it will be given to owasteofspace for ‘lying the groundwork’ for the progress./sarc
I’m glad Trump isn’t paying for NK’s tab. After this, he can start towing the illegally parked cars belong to diplomats in NY City. Plus the amount owed for years of illegal parking for which fines were not paid. Let them come out from the UN to find their limos gone. Wonder how long before they cough up the bucks for years of illegal parking?
Who’s footing the bill for the hookers and blow? You know Fatty Kim da Turd is gonna want room service.
With mandatory “Happy Ending.”
quick, someone teach Kim how to set up a Gofundme account
Ain’t he special? As Mrs. Jarhead says, “Bless his little heart!”
BUT HE NO be velly ronery too much wif entourage which pelfolm perfectry or they famiry die too!
What’s the over/under on the multiple for the size of the actual bill? HotelPlanner thinks $100K. I’ll go with a multiple of 5, but I would not be surprised to see it hit double digits.
Given their leverage, it may cost $200,000 but I suspect they will actually pay maybe $50,000.
I’m also betting that fatty ‘lil Kim-Cheese will run off with every freebie he thinks he can steal, ditto with his entourage!
It’s the entourage that’ll really clean up. Imagine all the stuff they’ll come back with. Since virtually everything is illegal in norkiland, even the lowliest guard in the detail will come back with enough stuff to become independently wealthy.
I can’t believe anyone in our media would even think to ask if we’re paying for their expenses? Why in the hell would we do that? This ain’t the previous administraton!
Just wait and see..when little fat ass checks out they’ll have bedbugs, roaches, little slant eyed mice, crabs and who knows what to fumigate. Hope all the room cleaning maids are over 12 years old. Bet he won’t even flush the shitter himself. they’ll probably name the room after him when he checks out. “The Fat Ass McBlob Room” where only the privileged sleep. Think of all the freaks wanting to say, “I slept in the same bed the DICKTATER slept in.” Guess what bytch….you are going home with a bad case of lice! McDonald’s will likely change the name of their big burgers that week to the “Big McBlob”. Just imagine if he goes swimming in the hotel pool. It will take a fresh cleaning crew to clean the ring around the inner edge of the pool once he checks out. “Room service please..ah yis, I like to hab two velly well done eggs derivered to me for breakfiss.” “Sorry mudafuckr, we no got shit fo you accept a bowl of rice and fresh dog meat.” “You send it on velly soon, and make the dog a big Sherman Shepherd.”
Better yet, make his bowl of Sum Wok Dog be made from a diseased stray cur that just dropped dead in some back alley!
Be great if Trump plays the scene from “The Godfather” and makes him an offer he can’t refuse.