Robert Stephen Willey is NOT a SEAL

| June 5, 2018

Our buddy, Don Shipley sends us this fellow, Robert Stephen Willey, who claims that he is a Navy SEAL. Just eight years ago, he was arrested in Florida for robbing a bank and for bad checks. He was a fugitive from justice out of Michigan at the time.

Mr Willey shows folks this sad-ass forged DD214 to make up for his lack of military service;

I don’t know where Lebanan, Beruit is, but it must be a dangerous place. Also, the dates for his dental exam is confirmed ten years after the discharge date. Another time traveler. Don also reminds us that the Navy uses stars for multiple awards and not oak leaves.

That 25-meter stare so prevalent among Navy SEALs plays to his advantage, though.

Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures

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AF VET

Lebanan Beirut is over by Baloney Italy.

sgt. vaarkman 27-48th TFW

Did this guy kiss a moving train at one time ? one fugly rude lookin’ dude

nannybear

no shit. I would love standing next to this guy….he makes me look like Raquel Welch.

Mr. Pete

WTF?

Jarhead

Did any of you ever see the Albert Einstein billboard with him sticking his tongue out? This dude’s face reminds me of what the billboards would have looked like had they instead shown a picture of Einstein’s asshole.

nannybear

COCKSUCKER!

Jarhead

Who’s at fault for not teaching his mother to spit?

Bugstomper

Who could blame the doctor for slapping the shit out of his mother when she shit that mug out ?