Wednesday morning feel good stories

| April 4, 2018

From Albuquerque, New Mexico;

A homeowner shot a man trying to burglarize his home in the butt Tuesday morning.

When Albuquerque police responded to a call regarding a residential burglary in process they found the suspect, shot in the buttocks.
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Officials said the homeowner will not be charged at this time as it appears he was defending himself.

From Houston, Texas;

Alexander Garcia told Eyewitness News that the accused neighbor had been captured many times on his home video system checking doors and peaking into windows around the Mangum Manor neighborhood.

Garcia said last night a motion activated light went off in his backyard. He first assumed it was a cat, but when he checked his security app he spotted a man looking into his back window.

Garcia immediately went to check on his wife and 4-year-old daughter.

“I came out the room and I grabbed my gun. I told my wife, ‘he’s here, he’s here,'” Garcia said. “I just took it off safety, and then I saw him crouching down and I shot once.”

Surveillance video showed the man running away after Garcia fired the shot, barely missing the accused burglar.

From Denver, Colorado;

Denver police swarmed several blocks in LoDo during rush hour Tuesday morning following two home-invasion robberies and three business burglaries during which the owner of an apartment fired several shots at a knife-wielding suspect, police say.

No one was injured during the knife-and-gun confrontation, Denver police spokesman Doug Schepman said. The crime spree reported at 6:30 a.m. tied up traffic during the morning commute, he said.

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Commissioner Wretched

The first story is misleading – was the burglar trying to break into the home’s butt, or was he shot in the butt by the homeowner? 😉

Poor writing on the source’s part.

AZtoVA

Beat me to it.

“a man trying to burglarize his home in the butt” – I just HATE it when that happens. I can see why he shot the guy.

Commissioner Wretched

Of course, it *is* from Albuquerque.

Back in the OLD days, on the Jack Benny radio show, the first appearance of the later-beloved character Rochester was as a porter on a train Mr. Benny was traveling on. When he asked the porter, who would forever become Mr. Benny’s valet Rochester, when the train would arrive in Albuquerque, the reply from the porter went: “There you go again, boss, with this here ‘Albee Kerkee.’ Now you know there ain’t no such place, boss.”

I’ve always thought that about Albuquerque.

Ex-PH2

I know I’m a little late to the game here, but I was defending my own Fortress of Solitude against the onslaught of snow, and the mooching calico cat now whining on my front steps.

However, this item did indeed catch the eye of the Grammar Police.

“A homeowner shot a man trying to burglarize his home in the butt Tuesday morning.”

Grammar Police have picked themselves up after falling down laughing and scaring the cats, and without further ado, pronounce this to be the worst case scenario description of a burglary, unhinged.

So the Grammar Police award this Misbegotten Sentence 58 points for The Stupidest Piece of Writing Ever, and 2 smacks of Sister Mary Grace’s 12-inch ruler. And no carrots, but Sister Mary Grace doesn’t have a graphic for Four Onions.

desert

And he was defending himself, the perpetrator was coming at him butt first LOL

Joseph Williams

When are the POS going to understand that “Don’t Mess With Texas ” is more than a litter warning. Joe

Hondo

Perp in Denver is lucky as hell. He actually brought a knife to a gunfight and walked away without any new body piercings via high-speed heavy metal injection.

Homeowner in Denver needs more range time – or maybe needs to lay off the “medicinal” weed with their morning coffee.

Graybeard

We have Forrest Gump’s evil twin in New Mexico now. His new Indian name will translate as “Two Anus.”

I think Alexander Garcia probably needs to practice his Combat Breathing techniques in order to win his next round of Plug the Perv.

Denver just needs to take out the trash and lay off the dope.

REM

New Mexico. Land of the Flea, Home of the Plague. Since 1598, we have been Open Carry.

Graybeard

Dude!

That is a feel-good story!

Frank

Did the perp’ “push back?”
Will his lawyers claim that he should have been offered a reach-around?
Hope the bullet managed to jump start that freak’s brain