Norbert Keough aka Norbert MacLean and ANZMI

| March 12, 2018

Last year, we wrote about this fellow, Norbert Keough who was known as Norbert Basil McLean III while he was in the US Navy. Within weeks, we started receiving letters and emails from a legal firm in Tasmania threatening to sue us for defamation of the poor fellow. Of course, since Tasmanian courts have no jurisdiction over us, we’ve pretty much ignored the threats.

This morning, our friends at Australia New Zealand Military Imposters (ANZMI) send us a link to their very extensive work on Mr Keough/McLean.

While we published his records, and told folks that he wasn’t a participant in the Gulf War despite the awards he wore for that campaign, they found him playing ambassador on New Years Eve 1991 in New York City, half a world away a mere two weeks before the beginning of hostilities.

On New Years Eve 1991, Norbert MacLean III threw a party at the Berkeley-Carteret Hotel in Asbury Park. He mailed formal invitations. He rolled a red carpet from the doorway of the presidential suite to the elevator.

He hung a United Nations flag at the doorway. He posted signs that read, “Reserved for Ambassador MacLean” in the parking area for the white limousine he’d rented.

For months, Maclean had been claiming to be an ambassador.

“He got very offended if you called him Mr MacLean,” JoAnne Guertin, former front office manager at the Berkeley-Carteret said, “He wanted ‘Ambassador Maclean’”

Maclean, a former Lakehurst resident whose father is that town’s police chief, is far from an ambassador. He’s a 22 year-old former Navy sailor recently court-martialed after being charged with bouncing 81 checks.

Just two weeks ago, MacLean was seeking legitimacy in a different forum. He was on the November ballot as an independent candidate for one of the two State Assembly seats in coastal Monmouth County’s 11th District.

Maclean announced his withdrawal from the race on May 19, the day after an interview with the Asbury Park Press during which he was confronted with the Navy charges and other instances of bounced checks. An official in Maclean’s campaign said the interview had not prompted the candidate’s decision.

…’The reason for this painful decision is because of unfinished business with the United States Navy in Washington, DC,” Maclean wrote in a letter to Secretary of State Daniel J. Dalton.

So, the little twerp packed his bags and left for the Land Down Under to escape his infamy and he strapped on military decorations he didn’t earn thinking that no one would discover his lies, until we got his FOIA;

Now ANZMI has questions;

Norbert Keough, or ‘Norb’ as he likes to be called presents himself as a distinguished veteran of the US Navy, a Gulf War Veteran, a champion of veteran’s rights, and a non-practising Barrister. Don’t however, challenge Norb’s credentials as he is very keen to litigate. We wonder why?

The truth is, Norb is nothing but a fraud. Yes, he did serve in the US Navy but if you can call being discharged after being Court Martialled ‘distinguished’ you probably believe the rest of his stories.

After threatening a number of senior members of the RSL with legal action for daring to ask legitimate questions about his past, Norb relocated to Tasmania where he reinvented himself in the Tasmanian RSL and picked up work with Jackie Lambie as an advisor on Veterans Affairs. It also seems Norb is keen to have a tilt at politics.

Norb has created the image of a distinguished US Navy Veteran to enhance his public image, but in doing so, has left a trail of confusing photographs which depict changing medal entitlements, service not consistent with the published record, and lies about his actual service history.

Yeah, Norbert likes to threaten people, but we’re accustomed to that. I’m sure I’ll get another costly letter in snail mail from his lawyers. It’ll join the others in my circular file.

Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures

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DirtDart

Holy crap!! ah pulled a first?!?!

but dudes don’t learn… the bernasty from down under or what?

Combat Historian

The shittiest of shitbags; he must be the DRG rep for the ANZAC region…

Roh-Dog

Maybe he is an Ambassador…
Ambassador of Asspoundia, nominated by President Mona Inapillow.
Keep this check bouncing bastard away from anyone that can’t legally consent!

OWB

Ambassador Norb? Famous in Tasmania? Interesting. Very interesting.

And what is a “CTASR” for rank/grade?

Roh-Dog

Can’t Take Any Serious Responsibly

Hondo

The handy-dandy Cracker Jack Navy Rate Decoder Book says that rate abbreviation stands for either “Communications Technician (Administrative) Seaman Recruit” or “Cryptologic (Administrative) Seaman Recruit”. My guess is that the rate abbreviation has been re-used, and stood for both – but at different times.

Both are E1s. Either would be consistent with being reduced to E1 and given a punitive discharge as part of a court-martial sentence.

OWB

Thanks, Hondo. Guess it would have been too easy to just put “E-1” on that line.

Bobo

He was a crypto tech. Back in the day there were CT(A)s, who worked on intel products, CT(M)s, who maintained the crypto gear, and CT(I)s, who were the linguists. All required a TS clearance, some with higher security clearance requirements depending on assignment.

I’m sure that the idea that someone who had daily access to highly classified intel was writing a stack of bad checks was part of the calculus to dump his ass.

RM3(SS)

Like Bobo said. CT is actually a hard rate to get into both because of the security clearance requirements and the complex nature of their work. We had CT’s as riders on our spec ops, all of them that I met were very sharp.

Ex-PH2

CTASR = Chicago Transit Authority Squatter-Rider

(Never pays fare, rides the bus all day long)

IDC SARC

Cocksucker

Mason

Kaboooooooooooooom!

And an understatement.

Red Forman

He likes to be referred to as “Norb”.

The Urban Dictionary defines “norb” as someone who likes to run naked through the Savannah. Elsewhere, “Norb” is an acronym for “No Reason Boner”.

I’m sure someone here can come up with something better.

Roh-Dog

NO Real Balls

Roh-Dog

Needs Orderly Remedial Beatings

FuzeVT

NOthing Resembling Believable

RGR 4-78

Nasty Old Rancid Bastard.

Deplorable B Woodman

“Norb” is a bastardization (see what I did there?) of “Nob”, as in nob-gazer or nob-sucker.

2/17 Air Cav

Ambassador Nob must have a sugar daddy. That’s a lot of someone’s money spent attempting to re-create himself and bouncing around the globe.

SSG Kane

Or he’s really good at conning people out of their money. Which is why he cares enough to actually threaten to sue. His credibility is on the line.

Plus it gives him the ability to say he currently has “litigiation pending” and provide the name and number of an attorney who will only confirm that fact.

2/17 Air Cav

I would love to receive a legal letter from some lawyer in Australia. I’d send it back stamped “GFY, mate.”

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

Holy Looney Tunes, another Tanzmanian Devil. At least he’s not from you know where claiming to be a Seal. I believe back in the 1950’s, there was a short lived half hour TV show called Norbert. Think it ran just one season.

John Seabee

I’m surprised that he isn’t claiming to be SAS.

SSG Kane

SBS, because they are even more hardcore…

Mason

He has to perfect the accent. Since he won’t be able to fool a native Kiwi, he’ll claim SAS once he’s back in the states.

Combat Historian

Norbert Keough will claim to be in the rarest, toughest, and hardcoriest Aussie force of them all: the vaunted AUSTRALIAN ROYAL MARINES!!!

(P.S.: the Aussies don’t really have a Marine Corps, but please don’t tell Norbert Keough that…)

Tallywhagger

If John Fonda-Kerry had a grandson…

Gat Cat

WHAT A WIERDO LOOKING NERD! What did the dangerously beautiful land of ‘Stralia do to deserve the presence of this degenerate? I HOPE THE FUNNEL WEB SPIDERS, BULL SHARKS, EASTERN BROWN SNAKES AND DINGOES ALL PUT THIER DIFFERENCES ASIDE AND TEAM UP TO GET THIS LOSER!!

dusty1

Australia is pronounced STRAYA for those learning the lingo.
Ms Lambie thought she was back in to Federal Parliament as the patsy they had warming her seat after her removal under section 44 of the Australian constitution owing to her dual citizenship was due to stand aside and put her back in……but no….He says F.U & goes it alone as an Independent.
The Jackie Lambie Network ran some canidates in the recent Tassie state elections and they flopped dramatically, her star has risen and come crashing back down to earth faster than a clapped out steaming pile of Chinese space junk.
Now She just comes across as a sad & cranky old woman with “issues” complete with scraggly hair & psycho eyes, she has zero political pull now days.

HMCS(FMF) ret

Wow, Jonn… he’s really asshurt!

Too bad, so sad… NOT!

Combat Historian

If Bernath had a son…

Graybeard

Did you recommend some Preparation H for that butthurt?

rgr769

He likely needs a tube of the “Extra Strength” version of that butthurt cream for this level of chapped ass.

Gat Cat

ROFLMMFAO!! You know thier desperate to stop you when they pull out the copyright nonsense.

Martinjmpr

The legally correct response to the above letter is:

“Under US law, truth is an absolute defense to a defamation suit, so Bring it on, BITCH!”

Wilted Willy

Oh Jonn! How will you be able to shield yourself from this real killer and badass? How can you not be digging a very large foxhole to protect yourself from this obvious badass! Please let us know if we need to show up at your house to protect you from this trained killer? I don’t suppose this butthurt badass also flies a plane does he? I would watch for falling bombs if he does? I hope he can convert Tasmania altitude to US altitude charts, that is very difficult you know, and it is highly classified to boot? Please post a duty roster for our protection assignments as soon as possible???

A Proud Infidel®™

That’s a truckload of asshurt.

Fyrfighter

Hmm, I’m curious, he says he legally changed his name, but then signs the letter to you using his original (and presumably no longer legal) name. Dos that seem a bit odd to anyone else?

Ex-PH2

Tasmania, huh? Well, even Taz may disagree with that, Norbie.

Steve

LOL XD

Hey Norbert! EAT A BIG BAG OF DICKS.

You’re famous now, dangleberry!

Even Jacqui isn’t stoopid enough not to be able to see through your bullshit.

And don’t worry about trying to intimidate ANZMI either. They’ve had their fair share of assholes way more intimidating than you’ll ever be.

Enjoy your fame you fake, poser douchenozzle.

rgr769

Apparently Norb is quite experienced at eating dicks. Not that there is anything wrong with that.:)(for the benefit of our proggies, even though they be few in number)

RCAF-CHAIRBORNE

I love Aussie RSL’s! They are usually the happening place in rural towns due to their good, cheap food and booze, slot machines and frequently live music.
They certainly put the RC Legion to shame.

RCAF-CHAIRBORNE

I hope the Tazzies shove a didgeridoo up his POSer ass and send him home, to face more ridicule!

dusty1

How’s that P.M of yours Justin Turdue?
still sashaying around India in Bollywood dress up costumes with His family in tow wearing matching outfits, all with their hands clasped together in prayer in every photo, I got a laugh out of that.
Almost as bad as our P.M Melvin Trumbull mincing around at the gay mardi gras in Sydney recently with His wife juicy Lucy & CHER.
Makes Donald Trump look Presidential.

RCAF-CHAIRBORNE

Get it fucking right Dusty, His full title is Chairman Justin ‘pussyfart’ Turd-eau Of The P.R. of Canuckistan.

RCAF-CHAIRBORNE

Only the libtards and welfare bums like him.
Personally, I hope someone “winks and smiles” at him from 100m.
Other than the syphilitic snail-trails listed above; most Canadians I know would love a Right-Wing coup. Photos of Turd-eau are popular targets at my range. His face looks great on a Figure-11

dusty1

WHOA there, take a chill pill, you voted for him.
You might be lucky & P.M Turdue might pull a Xi Jinping and make himself President for life, now wouldn’t that be something.

RCAF-CHAIRBORNE

….or a Kim da’ 1st and become ‘Eternal’ PM 😲

I sure as fuck didnt vote for that assclown.

Bill M

I was going to say something pithy about this turd, but I’m laughing too hard.

Atkron

Crypto dicks are well known around the hangar bay, flight deck, and in the Squadron shops. /sarc

Nice EAWS wings dick…you thought maybe they would think you were an aviator or crewman with those wings?

EAWS = Enlisted Aviation Warfare Specialist

2/17 Air Cav

Here you go, Ambassador Nob. Read up and then GFY.
https://www.gpo.gov/fdsys/pkg/PLAW-111publ223/html/PLAW-111publ223.htm

2/17 Air Cav

There’s this thing called libel tourism. The term describes the use of foreign law–always less tolerant of free speech than the US–to obtain a plaintiff-favorable verdict and then execute a judgment here. The US has essentially said, and I accurately paraphrase the law here: “GFY!”

Ex-PH2

Glad to know about that, because I was concerned that Fatty Kim da T’ird might not like the smershy things I have said about him in the past.
He seems tame right now. I wonder what’s gotten into him.

Now, Norbie, on the other hand, is factually a dork lacking hormones.

And while we certainly should be concerned that we use only the most sparklingly offensive speech patterns, it certainly does not impinge our right to free speech for us to let people know our opinions, does it?

No, it does not. And, anyway, I have doubts in his physical capacity as a man to wipe his own drool off his mouth. But that’s just my personal opinion, nothing else.

2/17 Air Cav

In Australia, free speech goes only to political speech. The downunders do not have anything akin to our 1st Amendment. Thus, one can be prosecuted criminally for incitement and such by, say, calling Ambassador Nob here a flamin’ fag, a pipe puffer, a butt burner, and the like.

2/17 Air Cav

In that regard, no US state court will apply Australian law to a claim of defamation. It doesn’t work that way. That’s not to say that a Federal court wouldn’t. That happens quite frequently, usually in matters of contract issues and where the parties agree that the choice of law is foreign. In this instance, Ambassador Nob is soon to be counseled by Mr. Zeeman, “a partner in the law firm Butler McIntyre & Butler based in Hobart,Tasmania,” if that hasn’t all ready occurred.

Ex-PH2

He’s still a poofter, 2/17 Air Cav, in my opinion.

Old 1SG, US Army (retired)

Norb, Norb, Norb…

I see you’re attempting to take on an Aussie persona. Good luck with that…

I’m sure your family is happy that you changed your surname.

Just out of curiosity why did you do that? Hiding out from the authorities? The gang back home from “da shore” looking for you? Unpaid child support? Prelude to a sex change operation?

You, young man are a very, very strange fellow…

Ex-PH2

He’s a poofter, too.

I’m not sure he could make a hormone no matter how much effort he put into it.

Hondo

Sure he could. He was court-martialed and given a DD for writing bad checks, remember? (smile)

Dustoff

Norbert Basil McLean III. Is that kinda like Thurston Howell III?

Commissioner Wretched

Yes, but poorer. Much poorer.

And without the distraction of Mary Ann or Ginger, as well.

mr. sharkman

Aussies, Kiwis, and Britts are not to be fucked with, be it going to war, drinking.

Some of of the classiest dudes and greatest warriors I have ever met, trained with, and fought alongside with, period.

Just An Old Dog

What a clown shoe. Here’s to him getting his browneye ravaged by a sex starved dingo while a joey uses his nutsack as a speedbag.

rgr769

Thanks for the yuks from imagining that scene. That could be a bit with “Norb” in an Aussie Outback version of the Roadrunner and Wiley Coyote, but “X”rated, of course.

A Proud Infidel®™

…while a Tasmanian Devil bites him in the nutsack!

He looks like he could snarf a bag of dicks down like a starving gay pride marcher!