Andrew Gaboury; phony wounded soldier

| March 2, 2018

One of our ninjas found this article about Andrew Gaboury, a history teacher at Coyle Cassidy High School in Taunton, Massachusetts. Gaboury claimed to school personnel and to students that he was a wounded war hero of the War Against Terror – an Intelligence Analyst with a Bronze Star Medal and two Purple Heart Medals – medals that he bought on the internet.

It was a big deal at the school and he was featured in the student newspaper in an article headlined “Gaboury goes from military to history classroom.”

“I’m so pleased to have a man like Mr. Gaboury to be on our staff. He had a lot of experiences and was well educated. He even served for our country’s military,” Principal Kathleen St. Laurent said in that article.

Yeah, well, someone tipped off the local news that he wasn’t telling the truth, so they asked the National Personnel Records Center about Gaboury;

Reporter Ted Daniel contacted the U.S. National Archives and Records Administration in St. Louis by phone and was told no record for him could be found.

A more thorough search was initiated, but while awaiting the results Gaboury came clean in an email.

“I made up time in the Army. Over the intervening years I added details as people asked. I am deeply sorrowful for this and did not see a way out,” he wrote.

Well, one way out would have been to keep that BS off of his application for employment, but he didn’t, so the school canned his lying ass.

Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures

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IDC SARC

Better check this cocksukker’s academic credentials too.

HT3 '83-'87

When you check out many of these fakers FB accounts, they often claim to have graduated from a college or university. Since FB doesn’t require any proof (transcripts or diplomas) its easy as pie to add this lie as well. Usually they go Tier 1 schools since if you’re faking SEAL/Ranger/SF/Marine Sniper you might as well claim top academic credentials as well. I like seeing a guy claiming he’s a Mechanical Engineer from Ga. Tech while he works as assistant manager at Jiffy Lube.

IDC SARC

I see a lot claiming degrees from schools that often don’t even offer the degree claimed by the poser. 🙂

Ex-PH2

Has anyone claimed a degree from a school that folded before they were old enough to go there?

GDContractor

Sometimes you have to trace their education all the way back to SWEADEN

Mick

‘so the school canned his lying ass’

KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

ChipNASA

I’m shocked, SHOCKED, I tells ya.
😉

Fjardeson

Shack!

2/17 Air Cav

“I am deeply sorrowful for this and did not see a way out.” Yeah, I suppose the way out was not to walk into the room for liars, cheats, and scoundrels. You don’t have to find a way out if you don’t go in there is the first place. And it takes a lot of balls to put down in writing on one’s job app that one is a Veteran when one is not. That’s not some bullshit served up to a bunch of kids to inflate one’s image by creating a false one. That’s just fraud. Congrats Andy, Burger King is hiring, all shifts.

HMC Ret

BK also offers 25 cents incentive for the night shift.

A Proud Infidel®™

WalMart and McDonald’s are always hiring as well!

Jon The Mechanic

Walmart doesn’t want his ass.

RCAF-CHAIRBORNE

He would be perfect for a live action version of Shrek

rgr769

Senator Liawatha doesn’t even have any balls and she told Havahd Law School she was part Cherokee, so that she could get a professor slot that was supposed to go to a minority or Native American. The Native American law student club invited her, as the Native American faculty member, to speak to them every year, and she refused.

Bill M

And I can believe one can infer from her declining to speak to the Native American law student club, that she knew she was not part Native American from the get-go and didn’t want to raise the level of awareness of her claim. If she actually thought she had a genetic Native American background, wouldn’t she have been proud to speak to the group?

She ain’t called Liawatha fer nothin’.

desert

There is ALWAYS a way out….its called the TRUTH!

Graybeard

Dear Andrew Gaboury: thank you for your service – as a good example of what not to do, say, or be.

From now on the good folks at Coyle Cassidy High School can say: “Don’t be Andrew Gaboury.”

Really, Andrew Gaboury, it is pretty low to be a phony hero to a bunch of high-school students, to lie to young men and women who trust you. Now, for the rest of your life, you have to look in the mirror and realize that you are a liar who deceived children. You, Andrew Gaboury, are a scumbag.

A Proud Infidel®™

I’ve heard accounts from Teachers about their former Students coming up to them ad sayibg something like “Remember me? I’m … I had you for … class and loved learning from you…”. Andrew Gaboury won’t get that. From now on he’ll likely have his former Students who recognize him think, “There HE is.” and just walk right past him. Once home the conversation will be something like “Guess who I came across at the store today? I saw Andrew Gaboury sweeping the floors and stocking shelves, I remember when he got fired from teaching because he lied about serving in the Military”

Graybeard

Our favorite Son-in-law visited his students this week and was overwhelmed by the love these 1st-3rd graders showed him – including and especially a couple of his “brats” whom he knows have terrible home lives.

Andrew Gaboury, on the other hand, will be remembered for the next 60-70 years by his students as a liar, a fraud, and a failure. Rather than appreciation from his former students, Andrew Gaboury has set himself up to be a life-long object of disdain and mocking.

E4 Mafia For Life.

My wife has been teaching children of the children she taught. She teaches Kindergarten.
Wife is 51.
Many of her former students ask that their children be taught by her.
She is one of only 3 Republicans in her school. The rest are the usual re-educationlists who don’t like old dead white guys.

Ex-PH2

Idiot. Idiot. Idiot.

Mason

Andrew Gaboury is a liar.
Andrew Gaboury never served in the US military.
Andrew Gaboury was never awarded a bronze star medal.
Andrew Gaboury was not wounded in combat and never received any purple heart medals.
Andrew Gaboury should not be responsible for teaching children.
Andrew Gaboury is, thus, a terrible human being.

A Proud Infidel®™

I READ:

Andrew Gaboury is a liar.
Andrew Gaboury never served in the US military.
Andrew Gaboury was never awarded a bronze star medal.
Andrew Gaboury was not wounded in combat and never received any purple heart medals.
Andrew Gaboury should not be responsible for teaching children.
Andrew Gaboury is, thus, a terrible human being.

Copy five by five,

((((OVER))))

Graybeard

Mason, I read:

“Andrew Gaboury is a liar.
Andrew Gaboury never served in the US military.
Andrew Gaboury was never awarded a bronze star medal.
Andrew Gaboury was not wounded in combat and never received any purple heart medals.
Andrew Gaboury should not be responsible for teaching children.
Andrew Gaboury is, thus, a terrible human being.”

COPY 5×5
(((OUT)))

CCO

“Be sure your sins will find you out.”

HMCS(FMF) ret

Good job, Andy! You’re just DORKED the STOLEN VALOR SQUEAKHOLE!!!! What will you tell us next?

“Would you like fries with that meal?”

Skyjumper

Looks like he’s been rockin’ the lie for a few years now, this article is dated back to October 2014.

“Gaboury Goes from Military to History Classroom”

https://bquillblog.wordpress.com/2014/10/15/gaboury-goes-from-military-to-history-classroom/

I nominate him for the “Purple Sphincter” award, the disease that goes on for ever
(thanks to Google).

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MCPO NYC USN Ret.

He looks more like a POUNDED WHONY!

Next please …

AW1Ed

Nation wide fame.

Poser Makes Fox News

MarDet

Is this what fellow dipshit teacher Greg Salcido meant by the lowest of the low?

Andrew Gaboury welcome to google fame!

A Proud Infidel®™

I bet that goober-head with a meat gazer’s grin ain’t grinning like that anymore. Canned as well? BUDDA-BAM!!!

Green Thumb

No worries for this turd.

He will be teaching “History” very soon at All-Points Logistics.

A Proud Infidel®™

Lock him up alone in a windowless room with Gregory Salcido.

CplMajor Mike

He has a lot of experience and he is well educated, he even served in our countrys military! WTF is that supposed to mean?

Sparks

Yep he’s a queef.

But the Principal, Kathleen St. Laurent, needs remedial English considering her statement, “He even served for our country’s military,”

Dustoff

Looks like Uncle Festers High School picture.

Combat Historian

I’ll try to be mr. Sunshine here. Hey Gaboury, prove us wrong here; go get a waiver and haul your 36 year old ass to 11 Bravo OSUT and airborne school at Benning to prove to us how tough you are. Make up for your lies by earning the real thing. We await your positive actions…

Roh-Dog

THIS!
I bet the Drill Sergeants would make sure to take extra good care of him!

Alemaster

Staff potential for Dick Blumenthal. Could specialize in military fabrication issues. regards, Alemaster

Carlton G. Long

He can always get a chef’s hat and work as a stunt double for Pop N Fresh

RetiredDevilDoc8404

He could – BUT Pop ‘N Fresh performs in the buff except for a neckerchief… now there’s a visual to make you lose your appetite and scramble for the eye bleach!

Green Thumb

More like a chef at All-Points Logistics.

Dennis - not chevy

May the spirits of those that served in Taunton during the King Philip war and the American Revolution rise up and tell this guy what they think of him.

RGR 4-78

JAFAC.

RCAF-CHAIRBORNE

Heeeey you guys!!!
Get this POS a Baby Ruth

Frank

With his history of lies is this creature safe around kids?

Green Thumb

Good point.

dusty1

Those who can, do……those who can’t, teach.

RetiredDevilDoc8404

I heard they might make a sequel to the Tick, he could very well become a star with all his “combat experience” he’s a dead ringer for the villian The Deadly Bulb. Since teaching’s off the table and he likes to pretend to be things he’s not might as well give acting a try…