Chief Petty Officer Aubrey Barbour; valor thief, kid diddler
In 2010, Chief Petty Officer Aubrey Barbour was preparing to retire from his time in the Navy. Someone noticed that parts of the logistician’s biography for his retirement couldn’t be true. His retirement was put on hold while, instead, he was treated to a summary court martial. From the Virginian Pilot;
Many of the charges stemmed from a program created for his retirement ceremony, which listed accomplishments that the government said were false: a combat action ribbon, the Navy’s expert rifleman medal and expert pistol shot medal, as well as Seabee Combat Warfare and Fleet Marine Force qualifications.
The Navy also said he wore insignia designating him as a parachutist that he wasn’t entitled to.
In a summary court-martial Feb. 3, Barbour pleaded guilty to one count of making a false official statement and two counts of wrongfully wearing insignia, according to the Navy. He was given a punitive letter of reprimand and a $2,200 forfeiture of pay.
He was finally able to retire. Fast forward to last summer, Chief Barbour discovers a lottery ticket that he’d forgotten he purchased six months prior, and it turns out that he became a millionaire over night. From WTVR;
A Virginia Beach man is still in disbelief after discovering a $1 million winning Virginia Lottery ticket in his drawer, more than five months after purchasing it.
“I think I’m dreaming,” Aubrey Barbour said while claiming his prize Friday.
Barbour purchased the Virginia’s New Year’s Millionaire Raffle ticket while he was visiting family in Lynchburg for Thanksgiving.
Great luck, huh? Well, he’s going to need that million bucks for a lawyer now, because his wife turned him in back in November when she found a video of him having sex with a child. From 13 News Now;
Court documents say 48-year-old Aubrey Barbour Jr. allegedly engaged in sexual activities with a minor. A search warrant revealed Barbour’s wife told police she discovered videos of her husband on a 16 gigabyte SD card inside her home.
She told police she witnessed her husband having sexual intercourse with a child who appears to be middle school aged.
Officers arrested Barbour on Nov. 4 and charged him with one count of indecent liberties with a child and one count of aggravated sexual battery. He was released on bond on Dec. 7.
There’s going to be a preliminary hearing this month and he’s looking at 25 years in prison.
It’s almost always something with these valor thieves and too often, it’s abuse of children.
Thanks to one of our ninjas for the rundown on this ass-monkey.
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
Stolen Valor, the rancid cherry on top of the shit sundae.
Can’t top that Chief, well said.
I can’t claim credit for that phrase. I stole it from somewhere here on TAH.
As near as I can tell, that phrase was first used by none other than our own beloved Hondo on 11 Dec 2014.
Chuck Norris has an poster of Hondo on his bedroom wall that he looks to for inspiration.
The Sun rises in the East and sets in the West BECAUSE HONDO TOLD IT TO.
Hondo and Superman had an arm wrestling contest.
The loser had to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants.
I am HONDO!!!
John Wayne begged Hondo to allow him to make a movie using Hondo’s name.
Creepazoidal crapweasel.
Aubrey Godinez Barbour Jr.(55) AKA Creepazoidal Crapweasel (43) (taking full name and tagged alias into account) receives a total basic score of 98 from the TAH Name Scrabble (Home Version)®™ Whiz Wheel.
Appropriate multiplier(s) may be applied at the viewer’s discretion.
I think this shitbag child molester deserves the WOI? Any seconds??
Second.
Third it and carried.
Fourth, and in favor with an Aye! We need close air support with an A-10 and AC-130 gunship to take this guy out.
Request received and 2nd, 3rd and 4th accounted for and the motion carries. Stand By “GENERAL QUARTERS repeat GENERAL QUARTERS” *pause* “BATTLE STATION TORPEDO AND MISSILES repeat BATTLE STATIONS TORPEDO AND MISSILES” **FIRE** Tower of Insults®™ (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus) FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!! DANGER CLOSE!!!! MOPP LEVEL 4!!! TAKE COVER!!!!! Chief Petty Officer Aubrey “Chester the Molester” Barbour , is a fully disgraced Navy Chief, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, You flaccid piece of tofu, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, gaping giant ass walking fungus shit nugget, Bag of seasoned dog shit, Cambodian cunt sauce, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, you’re such a pussy, when you get a haircut they charge you for a bikini wax, suck a big diseased gorilla dick and open those ass cheeks for the bull elephant that has been eyeing your lying ass, Poster-child for abortion, This twat waffle is dumber than a bucket of goat piss, I pray thou shalt be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O thou creature of the pit!, If you are married, The only thing your wife wants for Christmas is a folded flag, Dick Swallowing Jerk Wad Spooge Sampling cum gobbling parasitic infection bunghole tonguer, Klootviool, should be ass raped and tea-bagged, at the same time, by a Rabid Rhinoceros, you were the kid that had to sit alone at lunchtime, He’s more fucked up than a spotted Zebra, If this wasn’t so sad, it would be as funny as watching a monkey try to fuck a football, Anus tonguing shitslurping fuckwitted hemorrhoid munching… Read more »
Schlumpadinka, wazzock, Tampon Tunnel, used toilet paper-sniffing Turbo knob vacuum of a meat gazer, terminal crotch infection, asshat, roach turd-munching shit-for-brains, dick pickle, gòrach pìos de cac, It looks like he smeared super glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, (This one is for the Ladies and Medical Staff) this prancing fairy is about as popular as a failed Episiotomy with a 4th degree perineal tear, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, feejackapeesack, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, bunghole warrior, cockwomble, bread loaf end slice, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn’t what she meant, If Mr. Rogers were alive, he’d piss on your grave, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in the douche canoe, Uncle Fucker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, Herp-Burger, poofter, intergalactic cunt muffin, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Assistant Jizz mopper in training, chronic hemorrhoid, stugatz, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, Sea Donkey, festering pool of anal leakage, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, can go suck a fat baby’s dick, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Bellicose ball gnashing raper of babies with rabies, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, bawbag, about as useful as a white crayon, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, scunner, kutomba wewe, Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, fudgepacker, turbo douche & enema nozzle, mental midget, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, 100 retarded monkeys could jerk off in a stagnant swamp and generate a better life form than you, You are about as useful… Read more »
BOOOOOOOOM!
BDA: 100% high order detonation on the bulls-eye. Have a nice day.
ChipNASA – dude is an E-7, not a Chief… Real Deal CPO’s don’t engage in this type of shit sundae that E-7 Aubrey “Chester the Molester” Barbour engaged in.
I agree, I *did* call him Disgraced and I did ponder whether or not I could have used the term Chief”.
I agree, as an E-8 and “Top Three” Senior NCO, SMSgt, I’d hesitate to even call anyone “Sergeant” or NCO.
I’m with you… when you cross the line with disgraceful behavior, you tarnish the anchors/stripes you wear, especially if you are a “Top Three”.
One more, Bernathian libidiot cum vacuum…..
Pity he can’t ride with Ted *HICCUP* Kennedy or fly with Bernath…
The child “appears to be middle school aged.” Sick MF’er. And there is no way that at age 48, this was his first time sexually abusing children. When it comes to this type of vile crime, a blowtorch to his crotch would be a good start.
“…there is no way that at age 48, this was his first time sexually abusing children”.
True statement.
I doubt the falsification of his retirement program was the first, either. I suspect (if the Navy wanted to), they could peer back on his last 5 or so years of service and look into what else he could have falsified.
I suspect they’d find more.
One can only hope that Karma dishes out a solid helping of justice beyond what our broken system is capable of these days.
Squeakhole. Dorking. Some assembly required.
Rope. Tree.
1. Rope.
2. Tree or Gallows.
3. Pedophile.
Some assembly required.
Giving him a loaded pistol and a framed photo of Admiral Boorda would be too light for this guy?
I’d say Karma has him in its sights and isn’t finished with him yet:
After all, he got caught falsifying his retirement program, delaying his retirement, followed with a Summary Court Marital and narrowly escapes significant punishment (getting fined a couple of thousand $ and issued bad paper).
Fast forward – he wins some lottery $, which he may have thought would be used to soothe his bad luck – only for it to be earmarked to pay for his criminal defense and divorce attorney instead.
How the rest of his future plays out is anyone’s guess.
I say a little dose of white phosphorus to his groin would be a good start, then pour a few shots of grain alcohol on his pecker, just for fun!!!
Perhaps we should introduce him to a lady named Lorena.
As in “Lorena Bobbitt”.
If he’s found guilty I hope the judge maxes out his sentence.
He needs to be paired up with the likes of Tonya Rodham Bobbit.
Here Lorena…”bob this!” lol
True shit bag, and what the hell a Chief that would place Warfare pins and ribbons on the right side.. WTF Burn in hell you POS!!!
You hit the nail right on the head, brother! He’s NOT a real Chief – he’s a nasty little E-7.
NASTY. LITTLE. E-7.
The POS is looking only at only 1-5 on the indecent sexual liberties charge and 1-20 on the aggravated sexual battery. He made bail and had a prelim hearing sometime this month. I searched VA Beach Circuit Ct records but found him not. I was interested in the bail amt.
He will likely never serve more than 10 years; I bet he is paroled after 6 or 7 years if he stays out of trouble in the joint and “finds Jesus.”
2/17
I checked every Circuit Court in Va and the only thing I found was a grand larceny conviction in Lynchburg (the Seaman 7th class is from there according to his FB page) from early 90s
Same DOB, different middle name.
The warrant they showed during the news report showed a court stamp of 17 Dec 8, so that would be after he made bail on the 7th. Am I seeing that wrong?
I’m guessing that the clerks are behind entering stuff. He’ll show up in the system eventually.
I take some comfort in knowing that scumbags who molest children and women do not fare well in prison. And rightly so. And, as above, not his first foray into this type of scumbaggery. I’m thinking this has probably been an ongoing issue. May he have dozens of boyfriends within a week of entry into the slammer.
HMC, I’m sure he will be Tiny’s bitch on his first night in lockup! I truly hate any scumbag who would molest children. He really deserves to burn in HELL!!!
I have a scene that keeps popping up in my head…..
Unfortunately they segregate these fuckers from General Population from what I can tell after watching LOCKED-UP.
I guess that way they can share trade secrets; while being protected from being ripped apart by the other Cons.
If he ends up in Protective Custody he’ll be alone in a cell for 23 hours a day with one hour of exercise allowed inside of a chain link pen with near zero human contact. If he ends up in General Population he’s dead meat.
I think it was one of the San Quentin episodes that showed, that at least at that prison, the Protective Custody fuckers all hang out together in their own block, and their own yard.
“Punk Central” is how the General Pop refers to it.
The film sequence would involve the stone-faced guard walking Barbour to his cell. The door would open, and as it closes behind Barbour, the guard would yell, “Merry Christmas, Bubba!” Then Bubba would yell back, “I’ve got a headache…this one belongs to Tiny!” Tiny would get up, walk toward Barbour…cutaway shot to the outside of the prison as Barbours plaintive screams of shock, awe, and terror ring out on the rainy night. Fade to black.
Only one way to fix this sick POS…..nail his pecker to the inside wall of an old house, give him a dull butter knife, light house on fire and tell him “Only one way to come out upright and breathing, chop or enjoy flames of hell”!!!!!!
I like that Cranky!
Tree branch shredder, slowly, feet first.
API, I like that much better as long as it has a very dull blade!
NICE icing for the cake, WW, I LIKE IT!!!
OR run over him with a steam roller in low gear?
Better yet, handcuff behind back, apply band to genitals, cuffs stay on until pecker falls off.
Geez. If that “(custodial)” in the charge listed in this arrest report is (1) accurate, (2) means what I think it means, and (3) he’s actually guilty . . . he’s one sick bastard.
https://www.rapsheets.org/virginia/virginiabeach-jail/BARBOUR_AUBREY/17-030094
I would say that he’s guilty as guilty gets inasmuch as there is video evidence and the charges were lodged based on that evidence. VA ct case search is by local jurisdiction but I came up blank for VA Beach.
Another “logistics specialist”.
I see a trend. I don’t like it, but I see it.
Should have spent some of the million on buying your wife’s silence. It looks like she will get to enjoy half after the divorce and while you rot in jell you fucking scumbag.
Hell dammit.
Jell works, that is the butt lube he is going to need.
I’ll tell you. I can’t even ‘play’ with a scumbag like this. I hope he suffers and goes straight to hell. Out.
I’m in favor of keelhauling. Repeatedly. Use the Reaagan, sell tickets, put it on pay-per-view.
A special place in hell awaits his arrival.
Outstanding use and interpretation of the US Navy Uniform Regulations!
LEGIT!
@NavyChokerWhitesMatter
A colleague of mine knows this guy. He was also a referee for high school sporting events.
Hopefully he didn’t damage any young lives through that job.
Yeah, these guys have a penchant for youth sports.
Or volunteering in church/school/scout youth groups – where they give honest folks truly concerned with the welfare and growth of children a lot of grief.
He damaged someone’s life, and recorded it for posterity.
I was never Westpac, but I bet this cocksucker would have loved the little kid brothels in Thailand.
If they ID the girl as underage, woe be to him. I’m reserving judgement, though, till I hear her actual age. Know too many scrawny legal-age girls who look 13 and are in their 20s, and a pissed-off cheated-on wife is not known as the most reliable of accusers.
She is underage: the only question is what age. The particular charges can only be satisfied if she’s a kid. The prosecutor didn’t say, “Oh, she looks like a middle schooler so let’s charge him based on that.” As for the unreliability of the wife, there is a f’n video. No one just took her word for it. Still, I get that some people aren’t sure of anything, no matter what. OJ was found not guilty.
NO Comment-You Gals and Guys said it for me. T U. Oh well, I can’t resist this. With that doo on top of his head, he should visit the prison “Barbour”
Give him a good ol’ North Atlantic Keelhauling on the most barnacle covered ship in the fleet.
Gonna be a little hard to explain your way out of that kind of evidence.
What are you gonna say, Chief? You tripped and fell into the kid?
Watch you own ass in prison.
Should have had his Anchor removed at the Courts Martial.
New game at his prison. Skewer the Squid!
I have to admit, I could shoot this guy and feel just like I do when I shoot a possum in my chickens.
I also need to add a child-molester multiplier to the TAH Phony Scoreboard when I get a chance. Work has me covered up right now.
Ticklemonster.
throw away the key.
Weld his cell door shut as soon as he is in there.
Some people just can’t die soon enough.
‘Do Know Harm’
Isn’t that how the saying goes? 😉
Lot’s of guys need a hobby when they retire.
Sweet weeping jesus there is too much going on with this assclown. His wife better get a divorce and half of that million before it gets sucked into civil court and other crap
Sex with a child? Burn in hell.
Randy
I just have no words. May he rot in hell!
For the FB commenter “Montiq’ Uelyn Davis” If you read further down in the article that you quoted from, it says: “Barbour pleaded guilty for improperly showing the Fleet Marine Force insignia and the parachutist insignia in his retirement program, and for wearing the parachutist insignia on one occasion, at a memorial service in 2007, Baxley said.”