Visit the Hermit Kingdom- the State Department has a couple recommendations first.

| January 15, 2018

KJU

Fox News reports the US State Department is fine with Americans traveling to North Korea, but will not guarantee one’s safe return. In fact, they recommend making preparations in the all too likely event the trip will be one-way.

‘“The U.S. government is unable to provide emergency services to U.S. citizens in North Korea as it does not have diplomatic or consular relations with North Korea,” the State Department published Wednesday on its website.’

There is a special validation, handed out on a limited basis, to those who wish to travel there. These are available on very limited circumstances, and travelers should prepare for the worst- filing a will and making property and funeral arrangements before the visit.

“Draft a will and designate appropriate insurance beneficiaries and/or power of attorney; discuss a plan ‘with loved ones regarding care/custody of children, pets, property, belongings, non-liquid assets (collections, artwork, etc.), funeral wishes, etc.,” according to the recommendations.’

The agency also recommended travelers have a “contingency plan for emergency situations,” on file on the State Department’s social media platform and alert systems.

“President Trump announced in November the U.S. designation of North Korea as a state sponsor of terrorism, adding the country to a short list including Iran, Sudan and Syria. North Korea had been removed from the list by the Bush administration in 2008.”

Come for the culture, stay for the prison farm in KJU’s murderous rogue regime. Just the place to visit after that hiking trip in the mountainous, remote Hindu Kush, infidel.

Category: North Korea

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Green Thumb

I wonder what Dennis Rodman thinks?

Clown.

HMC Ret

I saw where Crazy Dennis was arrested on DUI recently.

EODJay

That’s a big assumption that Rodman thinks.

desert

Rodman thinks “he doesn’t have a gown fittin’ to wear”! lol

26Limabeans

I hear the art museums are to die for and
hotel accomadations can be had for cheap.

The Other Whitey

Don’t they have the world’s tallest hotel in Pyongyang? Been under construction since the 80s, not a single room sold, and the neighbors get worried when the wind picks up…

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryugyong_Hotel

26Limabeans

It’s a ruse. Soon they will add the external fuel tanks and the so called empty rooms will be filled with warheads.

11B-Mailclerk

“Abandon every hope, ye who enter here.”

Just An Old Dog

There are still dumb Fucks who insist on going to these shitholes.

RetiredDevilDoc8404

They’re like the heroin addicts who find out about a dangerous batch on the street and go in search of it telling themselves, “It’ll never happen to me…” Then when it does the family is all about screaming at you “What took you so long to do something…” Good to see that they’re actually telling people to plan not coming back if they decide to go there.

JacktheJarhead

The excuse idiots usually give is, “I was looking for adventure”. They are the one that usually comes back and the people with them usually die.

I worked with a guy who went on vacations in 3rd World Shitholes. He said he wanted to expereince cultural diversity. That is a special kind of stupid.

Mason

Some people have to tickle the dragon’s tail.

Used to be the way we as a species eliminated their moronic genes from the breeding pool. Unfortunately we now celebrate idiocy and prop it up.

Green Thumb

Jounalist and the more liberal Doctors without Borders.

And both complain (if they make it unscathed without being raped, tortured and killed -not necessarily in that order) that it is the US’s fault.

CCO

And for crying out loud don’t steal stuff from hotels, even stupid stuff like signs. It’s a police state; they don’t hand out slaps on the wrist. Their police have their sense of humor chemically removed (or it atrophied when everyone was starving).

Veritas Omnia Vincit

We don’t have any diplomatic relations because there remains a state of war between this nation and ours that is only under a truce/ceasefire along the DMZ…why do civilians not understand this basic reality?

Oddly enough when the wife and I are discussing vacation plans we like to plan vacations involving the coastal waters of New England in our sailboat under the watchful eye of the US Coast Guard…we sail over to Block Island and spend the bulk of time drinking, grilling steaks and cruising around the island harbor in our dinghy….or we travel to the warm clear waters of the Florida Keys and sit with our toes in the sand and some drinks in our hand….

Graybeard may yet convince me to vacation on the Texas Gulf Coast as a precursor to my retirement…if the water and sailing are as he says it might be among my new favorite places.

But it will be a truly cold day in hell before I hike the mountains of Iraq and Afghanistan or seek the cultural diversity of a third world shithole like Norkiland…or any other third world shithole…I would sooner go skinny dipping in the New York Ship and Sanitary canal before I’d visit any of those fucking shithole countries.

Ex-PH2

There are those who are dimwitted enough to go in there with bibles, thinking they can change things. The last one was shoved across the DMZ in a comatose state.

Some people simply do not listen to common sense because they don’t have any. And then the USGOV has to babysit them by telling ‘DON’T GO THERE, STUPID’, which they ignore.

RGR 4-78

These same people are the reason there are warning labels on almost every item that you would purchase.

Mason

They’ve now removed it, but for years A&W root beer plastic bottles had a warning on them to point away from the face when opening. Always wondered which idiot sued and how much they got to have that warning on there.

A Proud Infidel®™

I’m all for the removal of warning labels, LYNCH the Slip-and-Fall Sueaholic Lawyers and let Darwin’s Law thin the stupid out of the population.

FuzeVT

I have an idea! Maybe that fat f#@k who took his pregnant wife to Afghanistan could plan a trip!!

A Proud Infidel®™

Some people make every effort to be as stupid as they can, DARWIN AKHBAR!